2001: a myspace odyssey

mulan rouge!

invasion of the fitness moms

indiana jones and the lost book of obscenities

toilet! a musical

the adventures of she-man and he-woman

rosemary's baby daddy

hitman's wife's bodyguard's dentist

conan the pescatarian

the adventures of kid husky and deja vu maria

death means never having to say you're sorry

michael muchmorecock and nicholas noless star in honey, i shrank the 401k

star wars: the phantom tollbooth menace

bed, bath, and beyond the valley of the dolls

no country for old hens

transpotting

the grinch who stole kwanzaa

freakhot alien invasion starring rupaul and jeff goldblum

attack of the postmodern soccer moms

24 hour pantry people

edward dribblehands

attack of the upward inflectors

who doxxed roger rabbit?

rosemary's baby daddy

his dank materials

jason and the micronauts

pulp non-fiction

white american dumbass: the movie

when death came for winston turnbuckle

honey, i radicalized the kids!

terminator vi: the rise of the elliptical machines

touch of class productions presents seismic anal whores: volume seven

the spy who doxxed me

egbert whitesides and dunstable sabot are the dung police. "they've had enough of this criminal shit."

boyz n the clitoral hood

honey, i culturally cancelled the kids!

full metal member's only jacket

a funny microaggression happened on the way to the forum

honey, i doxxed the kids!

irritating white bitch: the musical

of pride and platipi

rosemary's baby daddy

the textorcist

hobocop

mulan rouge

hot tub thyme machine

ace ventura: pet shop boy detective

ocean's 7-eleven

schindler's gist

jock sturgess breaks wind like no other in a fistful of flatulence

baxter yumyum stars in married to the m.o.a.b.

garth darksides is the honolulu cowboy "aloha has a dark secret"

reese witherspoon 2.0 is the beverly hills sexbot

star wars: the phantom tollbooth menace

bat mastodon in this moustache for hire

romancing the kidney stone

twelve hangry men

lord of the files

natasha restropovich is riot nun. "because old habits die hard."

lillith j. is the janky off-world high-school guidance counslor

rizzo shankley is the impressario of janky hipster art porn. "you won't believe your eyes."

chazz oakley is the egyptian proctologist. "nothing is what it seems."

lady gaga stars in the dirty harry reboot: "do you feel lucky today, partisan republican punk?"

yoinks mcgee stars in the dullest holiday film ever made: shelf elf

lurtch astercans wastes no time in hoedown in the abbatoir

sax burnside is the porridge minder. "who's minding the porridge?"

ernst purefoy is the man who was overly deferential to minorities "his behavior will make you cringe"

spotswood houndthrush is the woke weatherman. "73% chance of gender-neutral snow tomorrow"

olga durango is porcine autistic newcaster #67

star wars: the phantom denace the menace

star wars: the phantom limb menace

bill and ted's excellent enema

canceling private ryan

the phantom menace of the opera/denace the phantom menace

octavia threadlove stars in flithery bonn's finishing school for disreputable don juans

joaquin phoenix is the brooklyn bassist who disliked the velvet underground. "one young man dared to stand alone."

spooks magoo is the douchebag who came in from the cold

garth wiggins is the self-actualizing motherfucker "everyone's on notice when personal achievement comes to town."

butters sweetmeat is the impressionist detective.  "leave it to him to connect the dots."

birtch throttlemeyer is the surrealist high school wrestling coach

adam sandler is the kung-fu racist. "eastern mysticism meets western prejudice in a blinding display of cultural insensitivity."

bazz thurwell is the ridiculously frumpy mid-level manager

biv mandershine stars in the erotic banquet caterers of beta-tauri ix. the sequel to last year's sci-fi opera, the erotic gardening committee of quad mining colony beta xi.

twelve hangry men

butch cassidy and the sundance film festival kid

enrique thrushwell is the poolboy of the gods

anastasia fiercely stars in my withered legs/lesbian erasure

in a future populated by transgender vampires who can change gender at will, one man stood alone. chazz goforth is the unapologetic male.

the quadriplegic wedding planner. sandra bullock plays a fully paralyzed wedding planner who plans weddings via blinking her eyes into her vr wedding planning app. matthew mcconaughey plays the high powered nyc lawyer who can't help falling for her.

rizzo shankley is the maven of janky hipster art porn

susan rollo is the jive talking sommelier

star warts

nils terpsichore is the eldritch weeder

babe the bue oxycotin dealer

bosh knightley takes your logic for a ride as the elliptical guru. also, he's got drugs. lots of drugs.

chiki fenderstein is the laotian foxbat. “you’ll have no idea what you just saw.”

augur boatswain is the lascivious bat puller 

billy nevins is the spacefaring sailor who has a symbiote in every port. the new sex caper from toys+.

quintin latimore is the authenticator. "don't even think of logging in without his permission. "

sincerity comes to durham: a heartwarming christmas special about durham hipster musicians who find sincerity in music for the very first time. 

chance butters is the hare-lipped sextoy

artemis kreplach is the hottentot of twat. 

strap in for a wild ride when you see hot space station justice: to protect and moisturize, starring chase bivouac

drexel ratch stars in indiscretion assured

pasco valerian is the cheeky huntsman

endicott bohampton has a season pass. in hell.

gazz guiliops is the backwards-facing bathroom attendant

sheila pratjoy is the cannibal psychotherapist. "she gets to the heart of the problem"

drexel ratch is drexel ratch in dropship in a turkish bath house 

sweetbriar jenkins stars in momma don't allow no symbiotes round here.
"the best first-person shooter about british desserts i've ever played" enthuses yankee bastard

in the waning light of a dying empire, one man stood alone. hotch buttkiss is the gomorrahan tanning bed attendant

billy nevins is the last of the man-sized rockers: "he not only plays electric guitar, he can take a punch without wilting!" - pitchfork

ulysses bravo is the pencil factory foreman who lead me astray

bentley acrostics stars in waiter, there's a russian troll bot in my soup!

gerry mandering is the boutique rock shock jock

spatz retinue is the quiet boy who couldn't stop twerking

gareth mikkelson is the uncompromising sellout. "no man could stand in the way of his selling out."

garth oleandar stars in to open the floodgates of absurdity

monty starshine is the transgendered vicar of nottinghamshire

monty starshine makes his big-screen debut in the tweet heard 'round the world

a live-action reboot of inch-high private eye, starring brad pitt's penis

bazz blaznik stars in the gonzo dating comedy a single guy's guide to picking up service droids

porter thurwell is the monday morning surrrealist. "i coulda done a better job on that urinal installation."

bBazz o’blazniks is the hobo on steroids

bazz oinksberger is the middling middle manager. 

blimey cosgrove stars in with this symbiote, thee i do wed

smithers nevil jones in a bit of the old in-out, eh guv?

garret bontrager stars in the lisping diplomat

galileo thoratch and margel harshbarger star in travellin' poon shack

augustus dammeron in confessions of a bandy-legged shopkeeper

teddy bunglark is el yobbo: the zygote whisperer

reg blighter is the cannibal activist. "social change just got messy."

blanche riveria stars in conga line of the damned

bongo hashtag stars as the part-time cosmonaut 

quintin garthside is the billionaire with a heart of gold

tuts turrwelliver stars in with this launch code, i thee wed

quantex nightshade is doin' yoga in the slaughterhouse

porsche bartholomew stars in dreams of transgender boy scouts

rizzo shankely is the genius in jodphurs

diply darkly is the man who mistook his wife for a pleather suitcase

payton deveraux is the sommelier who would not dance

flavor flav stars in a remake of clockwork orange, set in contemporary baltimore

hudspeth feldspur is the dildo repairman. "he makes house calls."

chase bivoauc in the outrageous comedy nuremberg birthday party

barth thurwell is the impulsive critic. " i can tell just by the cheekbones of these actors that i'm going to enjoy this film."

baxter yum yum is the fiend of mulberry street "there goes the neighborhood"

praxely turnadroit stars in digital horseradish

pops new guinea and marmite o'shaughnessy star in american butthole

teddy bunglark stars in oh, nightsnacks!

tivoli scotchbrand stars as colonel tits

adagio bettencourt is tits up in the gutter

butters bochalice and hampton gynocide star in pants like molasses 

obelisk von bon bon is that bus stop twerking dude. "this summer, terror has a new name. and wears leather hotpants." coming soon to a theater near you. see it, if you must.

govinda consuelo is the theoretical assassin. "she conceptualizes you to death."

tory throatjostler is the automated lavatory expungement bot with a past

octavia strangerpussy has got the autodoc blues

ars batchwelder stars as autistic child #23

bofferel chauntice is the cannibal dilletante. "eating people was just a phase."

quintin crisp is the feckless pickle

patterson finestein tells all in his new video-memoir: i was a waterboy for the duke lacross team 

clarice jernigan is the jihadi interior designer. "what blinds best accent this beheading rug?"

reginald husk is the bipolar submarine captain

turk flannagan, comng atcha' this summer in an explosive double feature: death by osmosis, and the hair-lipped grammarian! 

hortipence h fuckchuckler stars in the gonzo comedy this blanket tastes like horse piss!

barky sweatbox stars in god's rebuttal. "this summer, the big guy upstairs has the last word."

chesterton h farnsworth stars in the off-world thriller the godless hermaphrodites of alpha taurus

bester mccracken heats up the screen as the fetishist in the stove pipe hat

bizz o'malley stars in an assembly line of hollywood jank n' thrash

bazz nightshade is the honey-tongued surrealist. The sequel to last year's sleeper hit cannibal rhetorician.

apollo longshanks and crispus attucks in cannibal jello wrestling hoe down

this summer, matt damon is adrift in the henhouse.  directed by ridley scott.

corky montenegro is the car alarm impressionist

natasha atlas is the jihadi sexbot. "built for pleasure. destined for vengeance."

helga flamenco stars as clubfooted beauty #2

crispus montague stars as a bedevilled adman in poppa's got a brand new ad campaign. "stay on the scene. like an ad machine."

gonzo mcchoochoo and butters mctavish are sure to shock and offend this summer with their brutal new buddy comedy garbage man rape club

chelsea mandrake is the duchess of filth. "you won't believe your eyes."

reese witherspoon stars in the follow-up to eat, pray, love in the instant classic thin white chicks doing yoga

flanky zapata stars as the contour swindler

minky starshine makes his broadway debut in i, uncle sexbot

butters mctavish aims to please in highly inappropriate memes for children, volume ii

drexel ratch as drexel ratch as detective frank barkshark in swipe left for murder

ternigut foulmore is the food court foodie

j.a. mudge stars in robot truant finishing school. "a motion picture as shocking as it is true."

misty bunderswipe stars in girls were built for fun, girls were built for justice

jambalaya purefock stars as the sassy cafeteria lunch lady in a hairnet for algernon

this summer, recalibrate your ethical-moral continuum when tidak setju swishes into view as the leper messiah

joost fairlane stars in astrogloop joopjivers. filmed in sporevision!

bosh knightley takes your logic for a ride as the elliptical guru. also, he has drugs, lots of drugs. 

copernicus baggins stars in my hurdy gurdy weighs a ton

peaches mackleby is the raper of men, aka one angry cunt, aka the dildo assassin

shanzz oakely stars in if these bathroom stall walls could talk

archibald hughes and family return in the hit summer franchise nambla summer camp. "celebrating the socratic tradition."

garret von bontrager stars in the day trader and the octopus. "his day is about to get strange."

tig sweltermeat stars in hey waiter, there's a sexbot in my soup!

jazz bowie makes a mockery of your armored personnel carrier in guru with a rocket launcher

lillith shankley is sandanista of the food court!

billy 'nevins' wayvyer charts a course for suburban strange in wife and two kids. co-starring gonad oswego as the mysterious comptroller in the basement.

garth fabian returns as 'the kid' in sex party at grandma's house

horst swelterstein in the horrifying true-life tale of terror: flamethrower in the dog park

mccracken jones stars in basement: a love story

horst tannenhauser stars in the wistful anti-aging drama we shat raindbows, once

piers fontanue is the hazy regressions tester

joost fairlane is guru with a jetpack. "this summer, enlightenment takes flight."

felled by a nitrous dart: the zizza zuzu story

smithers nevil jones is up to his old tricks in his latest caper, a bit of the old in out, eh guv?

blimey cosgrove is knee deep in the hurly burly

adagio bettencourt stars in tits up in the gutter

sanchez giancotto stars in in case of emergency, set ablaze

blimey cosgrove in the mindbending sci-fi epic this spaceship we call earth

desdemona purefoy and drexel ratch star in erotic bat attack!

frequency shitters: a bailey cavendish mystery feed

quantex fairview in bishop with an agenda. "he says you're going to hell."

mystery dipthong stars in pants vs. slacks

geronimo backside is the accidental inseminator. "watch your back."

courtney throatlobber will break your heart in the tragic love story with this symbiote, thee i do wed

lolo rapebuns stars in to have and to withold

piers fontenot plays the man who couldn't stop listening to recordings of duran duran sound checks from 1981

expat bester mccracken is the godfather of seoul

teddy jaguar in a motion picture as shocking as it is true: the high lisp priest of the hair lip

simpson bandolini is the surrealist short-order cook

caitlin undertow is the daughter of a dyslexic priest

barnaby parsnip tries to solve the riddle of the enigmatic flowchart

barnaby thrilljockey in elegy for what's-his-name

chastity puritycakes stars in where the sexbots have no name

destiny firebiscuits is antipode with an axe

dutch dickwhistler stars in mystery dick

olga durango is cannibal bellhop #9, the sequel to last years' sleeper hit octogenarian foot fetishist #478

binky suarez stars in the summer comedy shifty rat fuck

juan carlos deplorio is the rosary bead thief

reginald binomial is the incontinent robot

reginald wildboar smythe stars in angels with halitosis. "beauty is not what it seems."

quin nightshade is the pimply assassin: ode to an eyestalk

spazz fortnoy is the whimisical fornicator: portrait of the flautist as a young ruffian

spitz fitzgerald is the baboon winker: awash in cephalopods. "just because you don't see the eels, doesn't mean they aren't there."

blimey cosgrove stars in a fortnight with the dumb oracle. "he sang like an electric leper."

bartz headlock is the obsequious criminal

davenport fernbrush stars in the spy who unfriended me

barrisford throckmorton stars in lover, podiatrist, viking

nick bivoauc stars in all fight scenes seet to free jazz.

bentley quiggenbrush is the minder of prawns

anastasia quartzhound is the offender of men. "gents, you won't believe your ears."

blimey cosgrove is the mellow zealot. "it's all good, goddammit."

chase diaspora is the comatose lover. "because love means never having to say "for the love of christ, wake up!"

swavalia jones is the portion control enforcer. "she thinks you've had enough."

erstwhile bandycakes in the big-screen adaptation of her best-selling memeori, pocketfulls of lint

jesper cavendish stars in throwdown in the confessional. "sometimes, salvation hurts like a bitch."

morton throckbottom in the remainder table of sin

fauvist nightshade stars as blind willy rapebat

titan breadnaught is the preening corpse

drexel ratch as drexel ratch in off-world sorority killer

shecky trondheim in klezmer, my klezmer

destiny blevins is the pockmarked princess

peevly quantex is the forgetful bishop

alexander skarsgaard stars in goatchimp. "half goat, half chimp, no man."

eldritch wainscott is the comatose priest. "salvation was never this elusive."

buttermilk sanchez is the off-world pleasure tester 

artemis showjockey is the ostritch lisper. "pray that he never tries to pronounce your name."

torquay judkins is the blackmarket priest: sombreros filled with sin

brinkley la feve is the part-time priest 

davenport fernbrush stars in the elliptically crooked mile

priestly spacecase stars in whispered omissions

corregut fantail is ex-android jim in anticipating belinda: comedown on a helipad

brock nightshade is the toilet thief

portly fiendish is the amorous bellhop

garth nightshade is the carefree hypochondriac

eldretch drexel is the concave manchild

samba dickslap stars in amputee dance party

samba dickslap in refugee camp game show host

samba dickslap is the church pimp

samba dickslap is the honky at the car wash

samba dickslap stars in dance of the ill-fitting shoe

samba dickslap is the slumber party pedophile

govinda consuelo is the knife thrower's assistant. "a pointed tale of love and good aim."

niles podtickler is the portable curmudgeon

borge humding is the spastic neurosurgeon

jake podwell is the beaming malcontent

paz oasis stars in front-line resistance hotties volume x

buttermilk sanchez is the off-world pleasure tester

jorge humdinger in the spastic wastrel

serenity backsnatch is the dithering whoremonger

george slackjaw is truckstop poseur

obscenity ghost, the hit new children's show in japan, makes its way to the big screen in obscenity ghost zero

mums bartholomew stars in the big-screen adaptation of confessions of an autodidact

august boatswain is the salty wayfarer

kitten eldritch is the coincidence thief. "she'll rob the random right out of your life."

dirk rejoineder stars in silence of the iambs

dirk rejoinder stars in no country for old patriarchal white men

garret bontrager is the octopus minder. "who's minding the octopus?"

anastasia dammeron stars in i hate the slow creep of your fetus

this spring, amberlay threadgill is adrift betwixt two nethers

frank neurith is the contrarian priest. "he even disagreed with god."

dog theory and yerks & dodson in vampire ski slope. "eighty crates with a crime party. orbital snowstorm. methuselah snuffbox."

cooze mccandless, star of the hit series hey, look where my hand was!, returns as haunted detective franklin rumbleshark in spatter pattern. directed by digit spool bad boy ernst von ruffian.

santo embarque stars as the put-upon painter. "god dammit all to hell."

brittany crukshank is hormonal tweener with an axe. "death is just a mood swing away."

octavia quantex in ungendered like me: one person's brave struggle to resist enforced gender assignment at birth

jock feeney is barabas the headsman. "he always was a soft touch with the blade."

jett zither stars in the gay albatross: tales from a maritime captain's tavern

auger boatswain and dirk rejoinder star in salty wayfarer ii: strong words

butters chenowith is the tapioca cowboy, the sequel to last year's high plains tapioca drifter

django wastrel stars in sexbot union blues

arc cockswelter is the lonely detective. "happiness was a case he could not solve."

social climbers of mars, volume ii: transgender aid package, starrring a forgettable cast of eager unknowns

masie von nebula stars in the meteor shower who came to dinner. "a comedy of manners and burning up in atmo."

artemis sweetbriar is the devil's social media consultant. "tweeting to you from hell."

garret von bontrager is the elephantine dinner guest. "it's impolite to stare."

gunnar hanson is the steamfist futurist. "the past never stood a chance."

this holiday season, quincy dardenelle takes you on a tour of symbiote farms of the adriatic

murderama spoolfeed star tango mctavish takes hollywood by storm this summer, with starring roles in two major motion picures: foxtrot in tangiers, and confessions of a triggerman

sprockets mcnulty is the tumble dry ruffian."cycle, rinse, repeat"

maime payne steps out in the new musical: kiss me, i'm dyspeptic!

kristy mcswelter in a single girl's guide to post-organic sex in the 23rd century

bartleby batpuller is the torturer's apprentice

jennifer aniston 2.0 stars in cannibal's delight. "finally, a rom-com you can sink your teeth into."

porn star shane pemberly heats up your spoolfeed in his latest, housewife sandwich

binky farragut stars in lullaby in morse code

weezy axlerod stars as the whistling hitman. "you'll hear him coming."

colin farrel in a tour de force, as bob, ted, carol, alice, and adolph 

kestrel von happenstance in fuckchuckler. "love means never having to ask 'wtf?'"

duchess bohampton stars in it wasn't an amoeba

fingers jernigan stars in dial m for myopia 

olga durango is russian whore #7

puss beacon theater presents confused beyond words: the consuelo arcwelder story

tits up in tangiers: a reginald monty mystery starring none other than the full monty himself

bahamia buttocks is the agnostic prognosticator

delancy rotgut is the queen street balcony vomiter. "look out below."

butters snowfaller stars as a mute lumberjack in lullaby in plaid

manderlay von otto is the meglomaniacal ice cream social planner, the sequel to arrogant playground dipshit

piers hooligan is the shiny batchain puller, the sequel to last year's hit the reluctant debutante

pickles whoremonger is the absent-minded mx missile silo operator. "whoops!"

reginald whorecracker is the batchain puller's apprentice

timothy whitefern in straight outta kennebunkport. "the story of six wasps who would change the face of white privilege forever."

grumpus bochastity stars as food scientist detective "mouthfeel" johnson in the flavour thief of alpha prime

p. hisselt stars in who killed david foster wallance? 

retch driftwood is the pervert who fell to earth. now playing in select time square spool parlours.

post-prandial ski patrol starring alex chicory

alexi sitrep stars in hoedown in the vomitorium

heeko veirderman is anonymous white lab coated scientist in the villian's undersea lab who fell madly in love

joost fairlane and charity firebiscuits are the decisionators

baxter yumyum is the transgender jihadist. "that's no handbag, that's a lipstick bomb!"

olga durango is amorous dental hygienist #8

harmony von gundersweets and artemis lolpop star in that's what she said

octavia dystopic is the contrarian sexbot. "built for pleasure, she could only contradict."

bochastity higgins is the pervert without portfolio

portly fiendish stars in hazard to self, others

shane mcanal is the creeper on the helipad

unity von shakkan, daughter of inez von shakkan, in the role of a lifetime: the stuttering prostitute. "a gauranteed oscar win!" enthuses spool minute. "portrays the underclass with startling realism," raves vanity fair. "watch out nic cage v6.3! someone's gunning to play the e-cig butt in your next tour de force!" shouts oink oink.

shiv stegely is the cortex debaser. "you'll wish you'd never fired a single synapse."

titus nightshade stars in a bouquet of vegetables

saunders goochweiller stars in fuckee turdballs! co-starring inez von shakkan. "explosive summertime fun!" raves yankee bastard.

drop ship to damascus. a drexel ratch feed, starring none other than the man himself

prescott swithins stars in the philosophical blockbuster of potato chips and ecstasy

dirk thrushgood and hank applesauce are the men who spat rainbows

azalia cosgrove stars in a sexbot behind every door

brittania cook stars in knee deep in brisket!

nuts applebaum is the constipated troubadour. the sequel to last year's smash the dyspeptic clown.

the marx brothers 2.0 bring the noise in bullshit at the bolshoi

for lartch batpuller, every day's a bad day. he's the sperm taster.

oi jurgens is the baroque dentist. "you've never seen grill work this ornate."

despina threadgill stars in digit spool me in the morning

essex bellesnake in the cube farmer's gambit

swagger tatungen is the dive bar bouncer with a heart of gold

briar sweetgums and phosphate joe are the paunchy bohemians

cha cha o'shaughnessy is the hemorrhoid whisperer

kissyface diedie is the killer with a heart of electrodes

quint boffin battles stiff global headwinds as the eldritch day trader

esteban cordero stars in nervous men in chinese rooms

jaques delancy stars in tree-lined street: a tale of suburban depravity

your mind will thrill to the crispy quantex: a detective story for arrogant orphans, starring jah largo and ashley sublogic

gull waxman is the creamery attendant

artemis kreplach is queef priest. "there's no polte way to spin this."

barrisford herkmonger in the scorned harrlequin tweets at midnight

django bernhardt is the insanely talented pharmacy thief

waverly eventide stars in jetpacks of baroque france

arc skatchwelder in i was a teenage deconstructionist

tijuana hotcakes stars in shock n' awe at the tanning salon

butters suggsbucket is the sensitive boy in jodhpurs

dirk bumgartner is that mouthy cunt in the espadrilles

kennels butterworth in the slap happy jockstrap. the sequel to last year's restraining order jamboree.

will tortion mcmasters survive the cumberbund mishap?

apples shenendoah stars in memory of the shagwell incident

feldash larkspur is the cross-dressing railway attendant 

barrisford mcnulty is the freeze tag addict. "c'mon guys, just one more game!"

herringbone smithson stars in the story that need not be told. "the most forgettable film of the year. entirely optional." - yankee bastard

rapper anonymous pube makes his acting debut in bubble cube 

van dyke carruthers is the ostracizer of sheep. "every day, in every way, he made them feel vaguley ashamed in ways their primitive sheep brains could not comprehend."

*_* stars as the barnyard contrarian. "somehow, he disagreed with all manner of barnyard animal."

spads micchelson stars as mystery dipthong in a tale hardly worth the telling

manderlay von sweetcakes is the tuetonic duty shirker. “das es verboten!”

mink "el greco" williams is the lisping muralist

oreo saunders is one tough cookie

beatrix priestly is the drooling femme fatale

forst dangler in raconteur with a plate of skin

thatch skyweaver is the lisping lothario. "hey there, thexy..."

romero hank is the incontinent time bomb. "one wrong move and you're soaked."

denise patterson is the creative class durham woman who did not practice yoga. a shocking tale of individual choice. now playing as a double feature with spizz greenwell in the young urban man who disliked radiohead. a tale of creative-class rebellion. 

piers macintyre is the littering liberal. a tale of unspeakable demographic betrayal.

lillian fullbright stars in confessions of a slow pulse boy

django williams is the fjord fondler. "he shaped the erotic sensibilities of entire continents."

priestly romero stars in day of the dawn of the fortnight of the night of the living dead

lucky yam yam @6am stars in the flatulent ghost palace of the 14th century

plantagent octavia is the stuttering grenadier

snowy jenkins stars in the great dendrite disaster of 2022. "a tale no school child should be without."

jurgens and the comfort egg. "an inward-facing love story for our time."

tortion grisby is the comfort bot on the run

spinner macgee is the nazi apologist. "his was an uphill rhetorical battle."

budd romak is the gomstick sommallier

this summer, love gets explosive as butters ffffftumption stars in with this rocket launcher, thee i do wed

trixie arcwelder is the data slut. "ones and zeros, baby."

reg blighter stars in not with my dijeridoo, you don't!

django clump stars in encephalitis friday

euphrates jackson is the compassionate pimp

ash feldstein is the leopard skin press agent

bud romak tries his hand at comedy in the amorous earthworm

udders scullthorpe in a fisting like no other

rochelle van hammerstein is the flatulent femme fatale. "no man could resist her charms. until she hotboxed them."

turd jurnigan is the bigot with a heart of gold

artemis butters stars in territorial fecundity. "guaranteed to confuse and agitate."

goforth von hapsburg stars in lions don't take hostages

drexel ratch stars as drexel ratch in the life and times of judge "cancer nuts" bean

montague firefall is the homosexual homewrecker of alpha centauri. "he was a gay time bomb, waiting to explode."

a holistic history of shit, as adapted for the screen by speckles binderstein

mathias nightshade is the crooning assassin. "pray he doesn't croon for you."

octavia dayglo is the amorous brand ambassador of baton rouge

reginald hemingbone stars in oh, the idiots you'll meet!

drexel ratch as drexel ratch in tickles at 10,000 feet. "when this air marshall gets the giggles, you better duck."

torquay gundershark in the people who amused themselves to death

horst wilford stars in confessions of the hiccuping sniper

shorty clapp is the ukelele salesman. is your town hip enough to merit a visit?

crispin newcomer is the boy who sat like an art fag. "he made his schoolmates uneasy."

titan bedsit stars in there's an albatross in my hovercraft! the sleeper hit of the summer.

cosmo eventide stars in off with their clothes!

stig blighter is the lascivious traffic cop. "stop your car. drop your drawers."

upchuck mcfuckles is the vomitting clown of district 11. "he'll give your child a birthday party to remember."

tortion grigsby is the art pimp

shasta dickshine is the loneliest teardrop

sopwith von beckenshire stars in five queasy pieces

garth klemper is the nazi saxaphonist. "for a fascist, he sure could swing."

osgood foulmore is the hazy regressions tester

satori o'shea is the enigmatic washroom attendant of outpost x-13

pickles jackson is the off-world kangaroo birthing center superintendent

spizz portnoy stars in the shaming of spizz baisingthwaite

ignacio ratch is the gom stick whisperer

anchovies patterson stars in layover in tangiers

pickles fischer is the nightmare in plaid

monty "entrails" aurealius in the crotch worms of beta 9

giggles madison in a fun-filled summer double header: alibi in feathers and frontier masseuese

praxley goomba stars in the pornography forest. "where the girlie mags grow on trees."

big daddy leviathan is the elecutionizer

priestly quantex is the mendacious shoe shine boy. "he'll tarnish your soul."

chastity nostradamous stars in suicide straw. "this truly is the last straw."

dianne van hammerstein stars in the mind bending saga all past is science fiction

reginald flechette is the spazz who fell to earth

hapgood allen stars in the shaming of service droid k-23. "you'll never scrub toilets in this sector again!"

pickles starburst is the weekend atomizer. "titanium exoskeletons never looked so good."

kurt schwitters is the s-s-stuttering jazz singer

thrak diggles is slow pulse boy

tavish magoosh is the narcoleptic detective

squeaks eagleclown stars in night of the living spool hackerzzz

felicity skatchwell stars in a single girl's guide to mergers and aquisitions

chastity sweltercoil stars in the chastening of sigma 6

phfister mccalkin is that pale cokehead by the vending machine. "a cautionary tale of urban excess."

arch waverly stars in aim for the nuts

octavia plantagenent in pere ubu is my co-pilot

chesty knightsbridge is the crooning septegenarian

gucacamole hashtag is the after-dinner identity thief

uma thurman defies expectations as slovenly jewess #6

lacy garteroil is the spice mines of taraus 12

sparky mindtwerp is the angel with a bad attitude

antigone thrustmore and cherish alonzo star in garbage bounce

portia mcswithins stars in retirement pocketbook of a shell shock thug