selections from the library of a mad heiress
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topher thoth's book of sloths
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teddy barnstaller's white hot eel explanation
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the sinner and the deep blue sea
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bruiser's big day
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love's in vogue again
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no country for men without hats
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life before the submariners
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roller skates on skinny legs
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tanner took a tan shit on a tin roof: 101 memorable lessons in alliteration
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uninvited vape pen: a reader's digest drama in real life
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drama in real life: caught picking his nose in a room full of mirrors
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when the fruit flies are in bloom: a y.a. coming-of-age story
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are you there siri, it's me margaret
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from the mixed-up pornography files of mrs frankweiler
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interview with the vampire umpire
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job interview with a vampire
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the encyclopedia of unwanted erections
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small town weirdos: a play in three acts
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the illustrated guide to truckstop bathroom feng shui
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twelve habits worth dying for: an addiction celebration
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the illustrated encyclopedia of manly fear
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mexican wine tour gone terribly wrong: a reader's digest drama in real life
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the slow jam of j alfred prufrock
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the poison ivy and sumac cookbook
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how to cook fried blat
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when granny won a grammy
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wigwams of the european baroque
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slocum henry's book of gender-neutral limericks
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moby's dick pic (aka white man's whale)
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the many deaths of william strange
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the unsubtle art of giving a f*ck
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the transmogrification of buster sanchez
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diary of a blimpy kid
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last brexit to brooklyn
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the secret pleasure of saying "no"
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nietzsche burps: seeing philosophers in a new light
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satan's conga line
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blimps vs dirigibles
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incident behind a shower curtain: a reader's digest drama in real life
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pull my finger: a history of low-brow humor
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rainhunter cassiopeia exchange
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zipline to mars: the john conner chronicles
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cookie eats big lump
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hit by a tit: a reader's digest drama in real life
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gunther's bits
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wormed by leonard
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the day everything became diseased and died
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the goat that went bananas
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naked brunch
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the tank battles of 1919
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diffident elbows, truculent knees
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the darpa bums
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oops! a comedy in three accidents
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inky bloaters/mr. nobody
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ender's game of thrones
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mavis and the golden parachute
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baxter crumbyard explains himself
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junk with a beat: a study of 21st-century popular music
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in love with patterson's foot: a memoir
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when big joan sets up
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whitey sings the blues
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zen and the art of cyberbullying
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trout fisting in america
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ballchasers: a history of organized sports
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talkin' your way out of a shark attack
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timecrimin' with simon
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lady chatterly's part-time lover
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the poems of poppa pisspot
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swinging into trouble: the octavia duckweather story
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hinky frinktards/inky bloaters
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the boy with the whale jar
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diary of a flawed thinking machine
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eat, pray, sext
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goodnight, gender-neutral moon
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birds beaks and bastards
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sandwiched between dwarves (it seemed like a good idea)
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american bullshit: the musical
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limericks of a drowning man
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wrestle me for america you thieving white shit
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the sky inside the door and other tall tales
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our bodies, our tweets
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how to make love to a vampire with a monkey on your knee
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ballet of bullets: love letters from the white american male
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slummin' with siddhartha
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"cock fuck your faggot mother" and other poems
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swords don't get soft
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dogpaste: a life on the run
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from a to b and back again
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the single girl's guide to thermonuclear war
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a lentil for chauncey and other short stories
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the surprising science behind being an asshole
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brown stain, remembered
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runaway ears and preening harlequins: the female lead has yet to be cast
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one less bastard: the collected peoms of stig overseer
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shakespeare for assholes: volume one
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we're as ghosts in this
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civilization and its discotheques
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how to make love with a vampire to a monkey on your knee
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where might around who i can hemp with?
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the joy of sext
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the big book of salty rants
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the bridget jones/luke skywalker diary
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nothing: an illustrated history. with a forward by george plimpton.
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abducted by eels! a reader's digest drama in real life
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egbert's douchy surprise
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kiss me where the sun don't shine: collected poems
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the adventures of huckleberry finn and han solo
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bosoms over broadway
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urbanite, don't let the sun set on you here and other tall tales
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a baller's guide to tibetan monasteries
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warm fart in a cold tub: the collected poems of eloise snead
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from the mixed-up pornography collection of mrs. basil e. frankweiler
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a hedonist's guide to prison living
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the 4-hour twerk week
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horton hears a who live at leeds
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of laughter and forgetting where your keys are
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our non-gendered bodies, our non-cis selves
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the unbearable whiteness of being
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when granny is a tranny
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lady chatterly's brother
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infinite gist
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tinder is the night
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of mice and men at work
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last url to brooklyn
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great sextpectations
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the art of the heart attack: a guide to the big one
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a kwanzaa carol
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their eyes were watching twitter
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nude inside my jetpack: a memoir
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the man who mistook his wife for a pez dispenser
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a brief history of animal sounds in popular music: volume one - parlor songs of the american west/volume two - worksongs of the industrial revolution
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the seven effectives of highly habitual people
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zen and the art of tricycle maintenance
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armchair astronaut quarterly
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the crepes of wrath
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eat, pray, self-love
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the life and times of dropsy smalls
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rosencrantz and guildenstern are culturally cancelled
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the norton anthology of inappropriate workplace texts
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the life and times of arthur 'coconut testicals' jackson (chapter one: it all started in tahiti...)
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oh, the opinions you'll tweet!
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the encyclopedia of misquoted song lyrics: 1944-1973
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something unwoke this way comes
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the encyclopedia of unclassifiable odors
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men are from mars, women are from kandahar province
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the codex of pratfalls and shenanigans
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partner swapping tips from a disgraced former priest
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stuff white people no longer do
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all quiet on the western tweet feed
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the tweets of wrath
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ender's game of thrones
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our bodies, our tweets
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the 100 greatest bowel movements in human history. with a forward by sir david attenborough.
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toilet: an american odyssey
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consumer reports guide to american megachurches
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101 people who aren't named frank
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why is your mouth so small and infuriating?
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the big book of ignorance
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what color is your poopchute?
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who moved my headcheese?
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capering under a gibbous moon
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the lion, the witch, and the drag queen's wardrobe
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the pictorial encyclopedia of unidentifiable meat products
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confessions of a transmogrifying stunt pilot
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the pictorial encyclopedia of questionable stains
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love in the time of chloroform
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how to meet educated white people in tall glass buildings
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a girl's guide to spontaneous combustion
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the atlas of emptiness and extremity
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101 things to do when the toilet paper runs out
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nabokov: the collected tweets
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confessions of a vestibule knave
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learning to despise yourself: a primer in twelve steps
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smells of new york: a scratch and sniff book
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assassin in the food court: reader's digest drama in real life
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hot tub avocado time machine: the collected poems of garth wiggins
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reverse pyschology today
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memoirs of a sneezy tightrope walker
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corpse fucker monthly: a compendium of illicit habits
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the buddhist's guide to half-assery
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minimum wage architectural digest
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a coral sea snake remembers
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101 memes of the renaissance
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data packet loss in victorian england
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a trowel for esterhauz: a children's coloring book of questionable moral standing
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the erotic banquet caterers of betatauri ix
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the erotic gardening committee of quad mining colony beta xi
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the mathematician and the call girl: a play in three acts
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the joy of sext
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uncircumcised at any speed
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summering with swedes- volume seven: the takedown
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a contrarian's guide to lawn care etiquette
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hashtag, my hashtag
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maddox jolie: my first decade. as told to ingrid sischy
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creech: a play in two acts
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a myopic's guide tocuban jazz
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the bacardi picture book of european automobile fatalities
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your face, reimagined
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the boy scouts guide to twelve-tone composition
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an octopus for agnes, a cephalopod for binky, a jellyfish for jocko
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cloudy, with a chance of corn
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the world according to barky sweatbox
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betwixt and between two nethers: the collected poems of anastasia fiercely
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truncheon: the illustrated quarterly journal of police brutality
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requiem for a toe ring
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portrait of the artist as an iredeemable young hooligan
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in selfies begin responsibilities: the collected poems of baxter yum yum
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murder most foul, murder most absent: a crime-free detective novel
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prawns: the impossible dream
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encyclopedia brown and the case of the fatal tweet
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confessions of a nose picking surrealist, confessions of a love boat watching anarchist
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the fanboy who came in from the cold: a cosplay tale of intrigue
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the day cities swam in air, the day cities became memories
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the boy who disobeyed time
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the bootsy collins book of urban etiquette
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cell phones of the baroque: an illustrated history/prank calls of the mesozoic
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brining with pete: an eight volume series
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essential oils: notes byeuropean scentologist manfred von otto
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memoirs of an aqueduct
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lady chatterly's investment advisor
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buffalo henry's big book of species-nuetral seduction techniques
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hoovering with bartleby, volume four
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hortepence tuppins remembers- the shy mime interviews
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discus huranius and the misery of the elocution feed
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sweets for the entitled: peasley quarthound's recipe book of decadent donuts
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arc welding for dummies
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ode to a princesse's hindquarters: the collected poems of turnigut foulmore
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frenemies: an uneasy love story
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6 strings, 4 walls: a life lived in music
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prelude to the afternoon of a popsicle jerkstick
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a brief history of nothing
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mad heiress press presents the big book of cannibal holiday puns
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hildegard of bingen: the collected tweets
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the divorcee and the houseboat: a coloring book for ages 4-6
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atlas twerked
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the great american breast: an odyssey of discovery by p. wilhelm winkle
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an illustrated history of social anxiety among the ghosts of the civil war dead
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are you there god? it's me, drexel
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embarassed by wolves: the lucian espinosa story
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a crossbow for agnes, an ear pygmy in manhattan
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memes of the baroque era: an illustrated history
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willard jenkins and the ghost ship of sectarian violence
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our bodies, our shelves
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gertrude stein's book of preventative dentistry
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meal ticket: the magazine for enterprising social climbers
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budd romack's book of forbidden things
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cab rides with antonin artuad
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chastity boatswain and the mystery of the melancholy axeman
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the spatter pattern coloring book: for crime-curious kids ages 4-8
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the melancholic chocolateer
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felicity slackjaw vs. the hipster contagion ray
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kim kardashian's big book of self-deception
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a stroll amongst the mandrakes
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dalliance in a rocket tube, tenderness beneath the gantry: quigley hottentot remembers
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breastplate: the monthly magazine of anti-personnel fashion
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a nosegay for algernon
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ejection seat: a journal of forcible exfiltration
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what robots do when nobody's looking
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fanny pack: the magazine of unfortunate fashion choice
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burritoing kevin's mom: a play in three acts
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vomitorium: a choose your own adventure book
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crime and punishment: an afterschool special
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the feedback loop: a journal of cognitive dissonance
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deep within the udders of my mind
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an assembly line of hollywood jank n' thrash
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our bodies, their rules
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sexting the abbess
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confessions of a kitten lipped whiskey faggot
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everyone has pink eye
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the billy nevins: wife and two kids
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ham and swiss: a sandwich in three acts
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the man who ate all his meals in the bathrooms of chinese restaurants
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a tale of two spool feeds
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a bump on the head, and other stories by ogden quixote ogden
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titan nightshade and the contralto of doom
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'ere the cock crows twelvsies: a collection by dirk thrushrobin
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restrooms of schenectady volume xii
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my time amongst the hermaphrodites of mu-mu,: memoirs of barrisford korngold, obe
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how to urinate on a sea snake
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the man who could not unremember zip codes
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kiss me in the shadow of the burning building
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a brief history of air
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bastard (time cop reacharound)
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the man who fell in love with street names
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when textiles attack
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portapotty quarterly
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love in the time of temporal displacement
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reprobate: a magazine for the unrepentant
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ringleader: a magazine of organized crime
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disaster poems. volume one: steamship sinkings
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a survey of midwest kitchen scenes: 1963-1968
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a survey of southwestern elevator scenes: 1981-1989
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the rock critic who hated himself
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co-opting the art forms of the dispossessed: the honky intellectual's love affair with negro art
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bobbie sue vs. the fictitious covariance matrix
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the binding power of mulch: a twelve part study
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what to expect when you're expectorating
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man urinates on self, others
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the best way for an irishman to break wind
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the lusty imaginings of consumer bacon
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101 workplace-appropriate nazi jokes
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how to avoid big ships: an instructional play in three acts
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meet me in the containment rod' and other stories by appomatox happenstance
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shark attack! a coloring book for children
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boy's life presents: the big book of jamaican organized crime
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titus and the testical thieves
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the night of the homicidal mime: a story for children
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cragley and the old main drag: an irish mystery for boys
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the critic: a novel of intellectual suspense
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the devil's calliope
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the fakeries: a novel by what's his name
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fingering the pisshole and other poems
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in wet dreams begin responsibilities
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friendly corpse: the magazine of japanese fashion
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kiss me on the shitter, and other poems, by jock bisquitte
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bear attack! a coloring book for children
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of watercolors and diarrhea: a memoir by ribbons jernigan
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handshake then sonic attack: an autobiography by govinda consuelo
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blogger, tweeter, selfie, spy. a new novel by john le carre, vi
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when cattleprod brushes skin
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cannibal tree sloth
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something nipply this way comes/a connecticut nipple in king arthur's court
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my life as an embatted off-world cosmonaut
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communicating cultural authority: boutique music festival as fetish object
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a rainbow in fetid air
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the man who mistook his wife for a tiktok influencer
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slowly, with applesauce
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how painful is the shark attack and other poems
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in bed with rumpole, and other poems
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the cross-dressing gaucho: a journal of personal discovery
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sleazy feeling from a pop singer: a telepathic memoir by billy nevins
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pants v. slacks
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love in the time of inertial dampening: a novel for our time
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haircuts of the anarchists, volume one
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i know you are but what am i: how to win arguments like a sixth grader
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my life as a chinese light junky
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thin white yoga bitch: a novel
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embarque christobal and the soggy parapelegic
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the brodude guide to international diplomacy
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of nostrils and remains: a memoir by hampton ran-ran
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dax mccantliss's book of flamethrower poetry. volume one: scortched earth policy of the soul
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the lusty carpetbaggers of synthetic protein outpost a-17-x-11
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dirtclod: the life and times of chandler p. suett
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propane tank: the magazine of imminent mayhem
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artemis spoolboy's book of playground etiquette
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memoirs of a hypochondriac grave robber
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meet me in the abattoir
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the helpful scrotum: a japanese book for children
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of airships and genital warts
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the queer animal trapper's almanac
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the girl scout's guide to human sex trafficking
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contrails quarterly: for lovers of aircraft contrails
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there's an ostrich in my hovercraft!
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the boy scout's guide to organ harvesting
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death wears an otter
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meet me in the containment facility: collected short stories by appomatox happenstance
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starfucker from planet time: a memoir by butters chenowith