mad heiress: bringing wailing ethnic women to movie soundtracks since 1989
mad heiress: from librarian to book burner in six steps
mad heiress: turning to instagram for mental health advice since 2019
mad heiress: the ed of ted, the red of fred, the eve of steve, the ill of bill
mad heiress: an open invitation to frump/hat rack vs. pie race
mad heiress: glory! opened a kazoo zoo in kalamazoo
mad heiress: fat funkers, particle clunkers
mad heiress: we were promised jetpacks, powerful nesting trends
mad heiress: gay when you least expect it
mad heiress: where perpwalk meets catwalk
mad heiress: down deep among the glowing eels lie the arteries of the algorithmic age
mad heiress: encouraging the use of unclassifiable odors since 1938
mad heiress: being someone may be tough, being nobody is out of the question
mad heiress: the journey of 1,000 miles begins with a single schlep up that goddamn flight of stairs
mad heiress: the design. elegant glitter. pig heaven in chaos. we play circus.
mad heiress: this is for when the town's hot dog eating contest champ goes on hunger strike
mad heiress: somewhere between handshake and groin kick
mad heiress: got 99 problems and a biotech ain't one
mad heiress: you imagine yourself the most real thing going
mad heiress: glory! convinced sea world to replace dolphins with rubber duckies
mad heiress: antic methuselah sex feed/girl be a woman swoon/smells like you've been someplace amazing
mad heiress: the invention of the ship was the invention of the shipwreck
mad heiress: spit out the window of your car have the wind blow it back in your face
mad heiress: prehensile drip improvement squad/be woke be a coma
mad heiress: where flim flam meets shim sham
mad heiress: 101 historical facts you're not ready for
mad heiress: portly wanker spooge control
mad heiress: androids dream of more than electric sheep
mad heiress: where was the first place you went for the last time?
mad heiress: declaring war on rational thought/equestrian tesseract/belinda's chance differential
mad heiress: where reggaeton meets peloton
mad heiress: they'll play disco at your beheading
mad heiress: halfway 'twixt angel and ape
mad heiress: play that culturally appropriated funky music, white boy
mad heiress: cop at crime scene at a school for the blind says "move along folks, nothing to see"
mad heiress: label yourself "retro futurist" and wear 18th-century clothes and astronaut helmet
mad heiress: a turd in the hand is worth two in the flush/generous portions of hot toilet splat make this roadside diner a hidden treasure
mad heiress: this one goes out to all those married dudes with hyphenated last names and limp handshakes
mad heiress: barney barkshark's dark lark/roscoe saturnine's beeline for the treeline
mad heiress: this one goes out to the woke ladies whose bedroom talk includes "cancel me, daddy!"
mad heiress: objects in mirror are louder than they appear
mad heiress: "underwater/does it matter/nuclear reactor/boom boom boom"
mad heiress: exfoliate like no one's watching
mad heiress: the devil wears t.j. maxx
mad heiress: things that go crunk in the night
mad heiress: circumcision reverser/one less jester
mad heiress: a diaspora of basic bitches
mad heiress: where culture goes to relieve itself
mad heiress: flamingos can't even right now
mad heiress: self-improvement tips for those unable to locate an authentic self to be improved
mad heiress: fruited veriform surfaces
mad heiress: blind teen caught in auschwitz selfie outrage
mad heiress: music for karma chameleons
mad heiress: the upright bibble of quintessence
mad heiress: clocks cocks cunts
mad heiress: beach dune sex nest
mad heiress: cuttin' corners like foreskins
mad heiress: the extended money shot that is the american industrial military complex
mad heiress: when death comes, it shall find me bloviating
mad heiress: it's a dog eat dog, blimp vs dirigible world
mad heiress: more of that stupidly plain doric garbage
mad heiress: seventy years of the finest pelican-approved young adult fiction
mad heiress: transplaining it to you
mad heiress: tantric tommyknockers
mad heiress: who are the men who shout at garlic and where can i meet such men?
mad heiress: as american as baseball, racism, and apple pie
mad heiress: gettin' you on the business end of my iron lung
mad heiress: the nacho mattress project
mad heiress: we'll have you shitting glass in no time
mad heiress: 0 to 7 in 60 seconds
mad heiress: this bagel thinks it's a calzone!
mad heiress: the way "lactose intolerant" is code for "21st-century first-world wuss"
mad heiress: dreaming of all the muppets fanfic yet to be written
mad heiress: putting the "ginger" in gingivitis
mad heiress: milf now stands for machine i'd like to fuck
mad heiress: a postcard from the town where quiet girls live in empty boxes
mad heiress: the birds and the bees and the murder hornets
mad heiress: relax, i've been velvet proofed
mad heiress: machines and beans and trucks with nuts
mad heiress: pattern precognition for faders and hustlers
mad heiress: rainy day woman/truck back penny pincer muse
mad heiress: all shadow, no monster/metaphysical yeasties
mad heiress: terrorize, then theorize
mad heiress: trickson and his becragged leathered face, a face that tired us to look upon, a face the sun begrudged each time it rose
mad heiress: sploindiferous yoinks/blind man's custard parade/pancake threesome/continental vox humana/do ghosts get diarrhea?
mad heiress: woke up looking like she challenged 3 flamingos to a fruit fight
mad heiress: names fade from lack of use
mad heiress: lifted them high her skirts she did
mad heiress: heaven, hell, dairy queen
mad heiress: it's a rumple stuff tuff way out with the meaning of the insides so wear the clothes of the angry kids. oshgoshbygodammit.
mad heiress: gummy bears xanax and gin. there's nothing you can't do.
mad heiress: where blu ray meets blu balls
mad heiress: mom and dad jammed the controls to the heart of the sun
mad heiress: death is best experienced episodically
mad heiress: give them the henry fleck and half share of go-away boom dollars
mad heiress: reynard was the fox with wolf for uncle/flatulent fluffgirl of pakistan/simian mobile divorce unit
mad heiress: crunk and circumstance
mad heiress: poetry + accordions = murder
mad heiress: splendiferous yoinks/the dindlewalters of twat
mad heiress: can't tell the difference after dark
mad heiress: life is too boring to be short
mad heiress: circumcisions circus vision
mad heiress: papa was a rascal. mama was a rascal. i think i'm gonna be a rascal, too.
mad heiress: smilings well pleased gunpapa he tuxedomoons all over the slothscape
mad heiress: he looked like they'd given him the onceover twice
mad heiress: radiating sploink and bedoozlement
mad heiress: where the space captains of tomorrow meet the submarine captains of today
mad heiress: god the omnivore. chewing through every variety of human animal meat. corpse eater, chewer of ghouls.
mad heiress: last night i brushed against an insect on my way to hoppin' docs
mad heiress: shiny hubcab canine picking at the bounty. everyone will be cancelled for 15 minutes.
mad heiress: that tanning salon for hummingbirds that has everyone talking
mad heiress: hot vax bummer
mad heiress: music for nervy textures
mad heiress: of that man we say he was suffering from a mid-wife crisis
mad heiress: hell is other npcs
mad heiress: gentlemen, start your search engines
mad heiress: kludgy mysterions
mad heiress: theme for pandemic-ravaged cities
mad heiress: glory! instituted a new life rule to only have sex with people who have read ulysses
mad heiress: the first rule of fight club is that we always talk about fight club
mad heiress: www.celebritywisdomtoothextraction.com
mad heiress: festooned with hot doomswaddle
mad heiress: a trashed fellow's sorry face
mad heiress: 8oz of whupass in a 4oz can
mad heiress: attacked by a shark while dosed on lsd
mad heiress: hell is where you ask for ice cream and they give you sherbet
mad heiress: every girl crazy 'bout a larp-dressed man
mad heiress: it's all about the flarn of nirn
mad heiress: wilsons pay to cum
mad heiress: will strip for war, will send nude selfies for genocide
mad heiress: behold! makers of fads!
mad heiress: tender moose. you take the old box home. unpacking is a cold feeling. reassessing what it means to move backwards.
mad heiress: bring me the head of the son of a preacherman
mad heiress: the clouds whisper "stronk" then reach down to touch you
mad heiress: seven decades of contextually appropriate hugs
mad heiress: terror strikes the last night at the fair. heavy in the air like an unbidden confession. girls leap from ferris wheels. boys delete themselves.
mad heiress: walking through my dreams just for the sake of walking
mad heiress: jaqui she has lifeboats in her eyes
mad heiress: around here, sex toys have names like chosen one, atomizer 3000, dog and pony show, pathos stick, hell is other people's genitals
mad heiress: like epcot but for the dumb kids
mad heiress: i like my bullies bi-lingual
mad heiress: the devil dances like a white girl
mad heiress: help is...the sail in the wind, the hand of a friend traveling your way. help is letters drawn in the sand. help here, or somewhere near.
mad heiress: bedazzled and bedoozled
mad heiress: ravishing the internet with the art of persuasion
mad heiress: the outlawing of human emotions
mad heiress: breathing life into stale porn since 1987
mad heiress: mash together past present & future like pb&j
mad heiress: standing hypnotized hands straight down his pants juju spinning his eyes moving his lips "you do it once do it twice, it's twice as nice"
mad heiress: the greco-roman tentpole flick you've been waiting for
mad heiress: mother father why shelter in place? husband wife why live in strict tempo? son and daughter why linger in that pink room?
mad heiress: of him we say he lived as if he were an uncredited extra in the movie of his own life
mad heiress: the intimation of one's own death lingers gently in the mind like the scent of sweet tea
mad heiress: glazed and bacony, he trod fulsomely into the morning sun
mad heiress: enter the hyperbarbaric oxygen chamber. if you dare.
mad heiress: in this town all the kids have ice cream cone faces
mad heiress: misremember the alamo!
mad heiress: glory! began referring to myself in third person as "the flamingo kid"
mad heiress: things that go crunk in the night
mad heiress: where prestige tv meets mid-70s times square pornography
mad heiress: afloat in the scrotum-tightening snotgreen sea
mad heiress: marinating in the jacuzzi of our own personal algorithms since 2016
mad heiress: do not tweet gently into that good night
mad heiress: as rare as a gun rack in a volvo
mad heiress: let's get this donner party started
mad heiress: how's about a little interspecies hanky panky?
mad heiress: music for russian troll farms volume iv: ballads and slow jams
mad heiress: the trick is to exist outside your own time
mad heiress: "you're fired. nice tiktok, btw"
mad heiress: if only the nazis had had instagram
mad heiress: yodel your spinster
mad heiress: she blindedfolded me with fake science
mad heiress: without life, music would be a mistake
mad heiress: all over you like cheap perfume
mad heiress: around here, even the gluten is gluten-free
mad heiress: "rapped for hours with mad mary williams, said she never understood a word from me"
mad heiress: zero ducks driven
mad heiress: star quality in a disposable jet injector
mad heiress: glory! visited a nursing home with a t-shirt reading "all the people you masturbated to are dead or withered"
mad heiress: glory! moved to pyongyang to start a lobster smoothie food truck
mad heiress: oh to be reincarnated as a trapeze artist with no sense of smell
mad heiress: glory! say things like "so i was talking with my girlfriend's husband last night" when talking on my phone in public
mad heiress: embrace the data pool that makes up your existence
mad heiress: sweet blackass flashback's badass song
mad heiress: fresh waggles! get your fresh waggles for sale!
mad heiress: let's experience ennui together
mad heiress: it's a metroflangial kind of thing
mad heiress: banana mushroom mucus pie
mad heiress: papa's got a brand new meme
mad heiress: this one goes out to anyone who has kicked off a mix tape with "sister ray"
mad heiress: time crimin', whale dust, and the saturnine five
mad heiress: god's gift to the afterlife
mad heiress: sending sweet nothings to a steam-fist futurist
mad heiress: dead people can play so hard to get sometimes
mad heiress: where double jeopardy meets double entendre
mad heiress: swipe left on the human race
mad heiress: wimps and pimps and shimps and crimps
mad heiress: glory! talked my way out of a shark attack
mad heiress: jesus is a dying instagram influencer
mad heiress: seek that which cannot be googled
mad heiress: because you never get a third chance to make a second impression
mad heiress: glory! invented a product called hamburglar helper that helps people break into fast food restaurants
mad heiress: this is for when sociopaths fall in love
mad heiress: my arthouse movie can beat up your superhero movie
mad heiress: the lower your expectations, the happier you'll be
mad heiress: when the going gets tough, the tough get mental
mad heiress: the gifted among us have a party in our head
mad heiress: papa's got a brand new tweet feed/stay on the scene like a sext machine
mad heiress: women on the verge of a nervous shakedown
mad heiress: the slow jam of j. alfred prufrock
mad heiress: i liked the tweet less retweeted and that has made all the difference
mad heiress: replacing all curse words with exclamations like "oh horse apples!" "stomach mustard!" "cock yaself upyer kisser!" and so on
mad heiress: the finest in ambient prison work songs
mad heiress: sanford and mumford and sons
mad heiress: worming with orvis/feathering the betsy
mad heiress: leave this world more absurd than you found it
mad heiress: "the large print giveth and the small print taketh away"
mad heiress: a sharp eye for the open wound
mad heiress: "she had a pair of legs that opened up like a butterfly's wings"
mad heiress: premature burial arsonist girlfriend friday, parts i-iv
mad heiress: he bought a scattergun and played steel guitar like he imagined buddha would
mad heiress: tonguing the ear of the corpse/babies eating children/met with a spark, met with a smile/by the dead of night, crickets in your hair
mad heiress: lay right down dream your silly dream
mad heiress: what sounds better, a record skipping or or an mp3 skipping?
mad heiress: a burnt-out mobile is home to a family of six/angels are a boppin' down below
mad heiress: what is the anus if not god's joybuzzer?
mad heiress: this one goes out to all those men who can't piss in public restrooms when a stranger sidles up to piss next to them
mad heiress: and this is for when the benny hill theme song is stuck in your head
mad heiress: won't be satisfied until all tombstones read "better luck next time"
mad heiress: people who write about music for a living should have their word processors, pens, and pencils confiscated until they learn to play music
mad heiress: glory! started a profitable business installing rotary phones in coffins "to eliminate the risk of premature burial"
mad heiress: glory! embarked on a 60-year project to nickname every pore on my body
mad heiress: why is indie music so useless?
mad heiress: there are two kinds of people in this world - those who have read ulysses, and those who have not
mad heiress: if the dinosaurs had had gossip magazines of their own, they might just have made it
mad heiress: you're the star of your own imaginary telenovela, slap as many latin poolboys as you want
mad heiress: nothing to say and 100 ways to say it
mad heiress: for the love of god, will 80s indie bands please stop reuniting?
mad heiress: overheard outside a woke brothel: "man, that was some sweet ethically sourced pussy"
mad heiress: hope to live to see our sun expire
mad heiress: pinch hitters and britch shitters/adventures in kinky covid compliance/vestibiblio torpor
mad heiress: video is the lord's preferred mode of communication
mad heiress: the definition of sanity is doing the different thing and expecting the same results
mad heiress: whiskey yo la tengo foxtrot
mad heiress: "alexa, teach my dad to love me" "alexa, how can i learn to respect my husband?"
mad heiress: one street corner + two 7-elevens = war
mad heiress: biblical scholars are now reasonably certain that jesus's last words were "you're making me crunk"
mad heiress: the cucumber pencil people have something to say
mad heiress: jericho hoss is the loneliest cowboy on planet earth
mad heiress: elvis, abbout, and costello
mad heiress: still waiting for trump's unfinished border wall and the burning man festival to combine into decadent dystopic spectacle
mad heiress: tonight we're gonna parcheesi likes it's 1999
mad heiress: putting the voodoo in basic human interactions since 1985
mad heiress: the kind of thing a guy named marco would love
mad heiress: the tension of one student approaching another in an empty high school corrider
mad heiress: like disneyland, but with a death penalty
mad heiress: it was a time when art wasn't quite crime, and crime stopped just short of being art
mad heiress: greetings from handbag city
mad heiress: can babies see ghosts? what's the last thing that entered your nose by mistake? is there a spell to become a mermaid that actually works?
mad heiress: a merry a merry a merry can a miracle
mad heiress: these girls need help. stephanie is in her car.
mad heiress: the reasons changed as the seasons changed and the people came and went
mad heiress: we suggest you listen and dance simultaneously
mad heiress: never trust a man with two first names
mad heiress: how on earth did his face get away just so from under the brim of his hat?
mad heiress: a hissing gangrenous fart slithered out from inside the petticoats of the wife's lover's wife
mad heiress: it's presumptuous to believe in anything, you know
mad heiress: remember that time you didn't look at your phone for 11 whole minutes?
mad heiress: voyage to the land of the freeze-dried garlic farts
mad heiress: from flop house prostitute to golf course owner in 17 weeks
mad heiress: see that? this joker just went villa lobos on you fools
mad heiress: twelve great smoothie recipes to make on the morning of your beheading
mad heiress: right station wagon, wrong gas station
mad heiress: nobody from rhode island can in all seriousness proclaim themself the king of rock and roll
mad heiress: humanity won't be satisfied until it has smartphones it can fuck
mad heiress: gertrude makes her move/ohana gets more than he bargained for
mad heiress: all sexxed up on industrial splatter dust
mad heiress: what's the woke way to shout "man overboard!" when someone falls off a boat?
mad heiress: way to go white american men! keep shooting everybody for no reason.
mad heiress: romantic tales of ethnic bewilderment and vanishing urban communication
mad heiress: if you're gonna be shitty, be ultrashitty
mad heiress: 101 limericks from someone who might be bob dylan's illegitimate son
mad heiress: dulcet tones for ambulatory bones
mad heiress: unfiring the bullet from the gun since 1977
mad heiress: how to make love to a vampire with a monkey on your knee
mad heiress: greetings from the zilly dilly pickle factory
mad heiress: where "fucking cockbagging cuntfuck" and "eat cocking dicks you shitbag" are terms of endearment
mad heiress: it's there but you need a fly's eyes to see it
mad heiress: suicide is the ultimate life hack
mad heiress: on the scoffer's lips the shadow grows/them is eyes that were his fists/secrets grow weary of their tyranny
mad heiress: ethyl amyl nitrate says hello
mad heiress: hunter blatherers, that new type of social media-age hunter who blogs on and on about their kills
mad heiress: more in touch with the sea than the stars
mad heiress: was waiting for something, but something never came. oh well.
mad heiress: one jockstrap short of a full deck
mad heiress: it's the bonelessness of it all that's so hard to take. rubbery faces all pressed together like that.
mad heiress: white cardboard lamb/cold granite slab/a universe/death in reverse
mad heiress: "sweet white woman down in savannah ga made to love to my daddy in front of the kkk"
mad heiress: eating ironically since 1979
mad heiress: take no pensioners
mad heiress: if these walls could skype
mad heiress: glory! staged a hunger strike to raise awareness of eating disorders
mad heiress: balls deep in nutter butters
mad heiress: there's too much music and too many goddamn bands
mad heiress: an eye for an eye gives the whole world fly's eyes
mad heiress: give the dog a trombone
mad heiress: nocturnal tiddleywinks
mad heiress: the world will not be right until a genetically cloned gertrude stein is fronting an art punk band called alice b. toklas
mad heiress: in which john dillinger wets himself atop your grandmother's wedding cake
mad heiress: gold teeth and bronze testicals
mad heiress: glory! invented a drinking game called "wallace cornhole"
mad heiress: the love that whirls, the stare that curls
mad heiress: achtung blancmange!
mad heiress: freighted and funereal with calamitous doom
mad heiress: the umpire of the senses
mad heiress: prosecutors will be trespassed
mad heiress: "maybe tomorrow take the knife. the day after that, take the gun"
mad heiress: combatting "missing white woman" syndrome the only way we know how
mad heiress: fiendly's bossanova/friendly starchblossom
mad heiress: glory! bought the velvet's first album and immediately formed 5,000 bands
mad heiress: what this world needs most is more commercials about commercials
mad heiress: doomscrolling in heaven
mad heiress: don't just think i'll scream
mad heiress: 137 years of identity theft
mad heiress: from punk to passe in 7 seconds
mad heiress: where marlene dietrich goes to drop a duece/breastfeeding with madonna
mad heiress: incident at pig knuckle pass
mad heiress: animals make terrible role models/animals have problems of their own
mad heiress: glory! woke up in a room shaped like a runaway ear
mad heirees: hoovering up the backscratch
mad heiress: when you tik tok into the abyss, the abyss tik toks back at you
mad heiress: architects of the noonday bomp
mad heiress: "alexa, ring my bell, diddle my skiddle"
mad heiress: where the beats are at least 15 years old
mad heiress: couldn't think of a number so we gave you a name
mad heiress: codemane=barmy
mad heiress: flattering the hangman in hopes of a tighter noose
mad heiress: they did it with mirrors, they did it with fame, they did it without pain
mad heiress: our field of fucks lies fallow
mad heiress: dr jekyll and chrissie hynde
mad heiress: where the nudity is seldom belligerant
mad heiress: of victory and hell among the eltherians
mad heiress: let's get lost
mad heiress: we're rick rolling ourselves to death over here
mad heiress: no longer willing to experience the ordinary emotions
mad heiress: all hail the age of surveillance capitalism
mad heiress: lentils for chauncey, justice for lothor
mad heiress: it's a crunkley loft of bark, it is
mad heiress: "and all this from the girl you missed by minutes on the day you were hit"
mad heiress: we blur ourselves into non-accountability
mad heiress: naughty men like us slip about on the raggedy edge
mad heiress: he was caught "doing bird" in the bathroom and sent back to juvie
mad heiress: another 59 years of bothersome brown stains
mad heiress: we funked it for change
mad heiress: the mcavoy nipple index
mad heiress: betty's on the slab again
mad hieress: viet cong panty raid
mad heiress: hooving with the mystics/never sneeze inside a dirty bird (ballantine cuckoo)
mad heiress: the neo side-scrolling metroidvania that's too cool for school
mad heiress: time is a series of warm blinks
mad heiress: raise your hand if "shiteknockers" is your curseword of choice
mad heiress: everyone loves a fight when no one loves the fighters
mad heiress: still dancing to radio ballads circa 1939, still listenting to the faraway plainchant of the train horn
mad heiress: the raw-boned old men, with faces like an old tan shoe
mad heiress: take us back to the world before television
mad heiress: can you remember the country that gave form to your soul?
mad heiress: but is the hallucination consensual, shared?
mad heiress: kicking the same groin, shod in divergent footwear
mad heiress: and you will know us from the trail of unimpressed
mad heiress: brenda's harem
mad heiress: mystic fruits and salty toots
mad heiress: scoring a 3 out of 7 on the public outcry scoring system
mad heiress: strange things, writhing and recoiling, away from us on the ceiling
mad heiress: all little girls want to grow up to be ruth bader ginsberg, even if they don't know it yet
mad heiress: tiny manipulators for capricious ghosts
mad heiress: celebrating 75 years of capitalism and grace
mad heiress: vlog, post-pixie, and the purple party spool
mad heiress: what is life but a procession of malfunctioning machines?
mad heiress: by whom, on what day, and under what conditions?
mad heiress: because life only become funny where divergent conceptions of reality collide
mad heiress: voted least likely to beat up an italian film director
mad heiress: the world always makes sense, you're just missing it
mad heiress: deep throat vs deep fake
mad heiress: whowhatwherewhenwhyhowaboutism
mad heiress: hot nickel cabbage twat vs. strawberry dream tryke
mad heiress: lost in the vapors of our own making
mad heiress: glory! formed a stridently political death metal band called two party doom loop
mad heiress: peanut butter and jenny
mad heiress: glaring omissions vs nocturnal emissions
mad heiress: let's live in a world without adjectives
mad heiress: where it's always taco titty tuesday
mad heiress: if you're about to shit your way to the moon and back, we've got you covered
mad heiress: where the almost meets the not quite
mad heiress: wind on water, glass on metal
mad heiress: "i had a sewer pipe down my throat. what more could i do but retch and choke?"
mad heiress: the quark quasar indicator of snark/pulp temple iv/k.v. said gravity makes a sucker of you/these backwater backbiter selfish swine
mad heiress: the internet is the casino lie-dream of the soul
mad heiress: "alexa, disconnect the feed tube"
mad heiress: voted the 1,021,372,007th most interesting website in the milky way
mad heiress: glory! used the dead kennedy's first album as the musical basis for a concerto
mad heiress: still waiting for the online verification field that reads "i am a robot"
mad heiress: where pussy meets pavement
mad heiress: this is ground control to major tom's of maine
mad heiress: don't tweet under the apple tree with anyone else but me
mad heiress: circle the bandwagons
mad heiress: taking the sting out of castration since 1962
mad heiress: these are the years of living strangerously
mad heiress: everybody's asking "what's that list of old armpits doc put together?"
mad heiress: glory! published an absurdist mystery novel about an oregon bro-dude detective called where might around who i can hemp with?
mad heiress: only the finest in meat-based plant products
mad heiress: market forces have rendered our genitals unnecessary
mad heiress: because language is the best virus we've got
mad heiress: busy as a bee, busy as a bee, busy as a bee that's me me me!
mad heiress: affogato vs avocado
mad heiress: bad advice never felt so good
mad heiress: styrofoam spaceship/splefticine branigans
mad heiress: those piece-of-shit birds outside my window
mad heiress: worst jazz solos of all time, volume one
mad heiress: a dab of corpse butter on your toast and a toenail omelet
mad heiress: the first rule of fight club is don't tweet about fight club
mad heiress: welcome to the festival of endless repetition. welcome to the festival of endless repetition. welcome to the...
mad heiress: this is for when a sandwich thinks it's a burger
mad heiress: we'll make voyeurs of you all eventually
mad heiress: glory! toiled for a decade writing the hagiographies of degenerate imaginary saints
mad heiress: gotta flip flap and diddy wap. gotta stone.
mad heiress: anus-deep in ankles
mad heiress: low key in a hysterical sort of way
mad heiress: the world runs on happy time
mad heiress: better than a diaper across the face
mad heiress: schemers and the dreamers, here is your land
mad heiress: mistaking pleasure for happiness since 1923
mad heiress: where teamwerk meets kraftwerk
mad heiress: gettin' it done through subterfuge
mad heiress: shout out to anyone who periodically forgets they have genitals
mad heiress: civilization is a thing to be mocked
mad heiress: reality is that which, when you unfollow it in your feed, refuses to go away
mad heiress: your friendly neighborhood heaving juggernaut of chicanery
mad heiress: shooting stars are just satellites taking a piss
mad heiress: philly drum tags punctuating the end of each of our sentences
mad heiress: "alexa, tell me everything is going to be all right"
mad heiress: sane man - "i've been shot!"/crazy man - "who asked all this blood to show up?"
mad heiress: sane man - "a lot of people around here are dying"/crazy man - "slumber party in the streets!"
mad heiress: ask yourself, "what would caligula do?"
mad heiress: someday your cruise ship shall come in
mad heiress: time out with an eye full of wilsons
mad heiress: making good on our promise to amount to nothing
mad heiress: as relentless as science
mad heiress: there's a party going on where we put our head inside the lion's mouth
mad heiress: and why aren't all of us collapsing in horror and hilarity at our realization of what it means to be alive?
mad heiress: it's the sound of distant trucks and passing shots
mad heiress: the finest in okinawan tentacle porn
mad heiress: where free will wrestles the power of habit
mad heiress: but the flowers bloomed when death came for winston tarbuckle
mad heiress: coming soon - the virus that kills you 30 seconds after you've made eye contact with another human being
mad heiress: on your deathbed, you'll realize it really was all about the benjamins
mad heiress: probably exactly what you might be looking for
mad heiress: holiday from the self
mad heiress: data mining for men since 1953
mad heiress: carbon ambivalent since 2017
mad heiress: love songs for the ontologically insecure
mad heiress: ...and yet another french intellectual falls
mad heiress: slumming it with the human condition since 1974
mad heiress: envelope guy in an email world
mad heiress: the finest in surrealist clickbait since 1929
mad heiress: when stereo met mono
mad heiress: let your wardrobe do your acting for you
mad heiress: time is more coagular than we'll ever know
mad heiress: sung sounds by a mouth made busy with silent grief
mad heiress: "just because you have sold your soul does not mean you have driven a hard bargain"
mad heiress: learn to love what you don't understand
mad heiress: why scratch the itch when you can amputate the limb?
mad heiress: "composition is improvisation. improvisation is composition."
mad heiress: and the beat goes on where the head had been
mad heiress: all zing no zang
mad heiress: misremember the alamo!
mad heiress: slide guitar sounds the promise of a better america
mad heiress: co-opting authenticity through popular culture
mad heiress: glory! set a new year's resolution to be 7% more multicultural
mad heiress: too dangerous for twitter, but trustworthy enough for nuclear launch codes
mad heiress: now i wanna be your seeing eye dog
mad heiress: everybody's dying, they're just doing so too slowly to notice
mad heiress: jim morrison and charles manson are actually a crime-fighting kung-fu duo battling criminals in a parallel universe
mad heiress: god soiled himself and the universe was born
mad heiress: came for the tits, stayed for the nihilism
mad heiress: sprinkling our dried mucus on your floor like seeds into soil
mad heiress: i would scream but i have no mouth
mad heiress: where perineum meets millennium
mad heiress: glory! changed my linkedin description to "latrobian microbe hunter"
mad heiress: full fathom five they father twerks
mad heiress: in a world quite similar to our own, people with mullets pay higher taxes
mad heiress: viddy viddy the pollsnatch
mad heiress: urbanite, don't let the sun set on you here
mad heiress: shackles so comfortable you could swear they were fashioned solely for your wrists
mad heiress: 18 monkeys alone in a room with kafka
mad heiress: now is the winter of our disco tent
mad heiress: birds not included
mad heiress: where the ballads sound like death rock
mad heiress: beyond the black lies more black
mad heiress: treating strangers right when they stay for dinner
mad heiress: pull up some dust and stay awhile
mad heiress: rocks in your socks by the river
mad heiress: even the invisible man's gotta look good from time to time
mad heiress: shrinking man ain't gonna be here long. shrinking man sings his shrinking song.
mad heiress: we're living in a humpty-dumpty world
mad heiress: somewhat more appropriate than pornography at a funeral
mad heiress: a treatise on round sounds and the people who make them
mad heiress: she is moving through the stratosphere. builds castles in the clouds. so say so. say say so.
mad heiress: backflips into empty pools while cautiously critiquing your new drapes/flamethrower maintenance while trying out a new dance step
mad heiress: because we believe the existential game of life to be the one worth playing
mad heiress: they secret to getting out of what you don't wanna do is to say "i'm not emotionally equipped to handle that right now"
mad heiress: glory! formed a synth pop duo called feminism has failed women
mad heiress: hyped to the gills with gherkin wine
mad heiress: douchebag diaspora/duets for shopliftin' sexbots
mad heiress: the prophet said "i don't understand" then turned and shook his head. on new terra, the band kept playing.
mad heiress: sometimes the slow songs are the best
mad heiress: play guitar like buddha. play guitar like uncle sam.
mad heiress: glory! quit my job to become a haberdasher
mad heiress: because the term "facial" means very different things to different people
mad heiress: inky moonshot/minky starshine
mad heiress: "the world moves on a woman's hips, the world moves and it swivels and bops"
mad heiress: dreadful enough to halt the flow of your shitty evening
mad heiress: the girls from avenue c/the boys from avenue d
mad heiress: dying of embarrassment inside our limousines
mad heiress: i'm not a burning building! you're more than the width of this room! the foyer moves me like it does you!
mad heiress: rangin' caucasus brewing w/o the usual transition bee grungee mash notes notes from a government man
mad heiress: alas for the unicorn!
mad heiress: coma vs comma
mad heiress: baby joined the army. she's with the government now.
mad heiress: glory! marketed a line of star wars-themed tobacco called chewbacco
mad heiress: high atop a mountain, a monk daydreams of candy bars and chocolate chip cookies
mad heiress: a little non-existence never hurt anyone
mad heiress: you saw me in that old apartment, face like an old brown shoe. i moved about the place like a centipede on its back.
mad heiress: voted great britain's 4th most non-essential man 1928-1963
mad heiress: it's 2023 and you and everyone you know is all "alexa, spoon with me"
mad heiress: ...with liberty and inexpensive electronics for all
mad heiress: tits so nice they paid for college
mad heiress: getting shit done in the strangest ways
mad heiress: but is the juice worth the squeeze?
mad heiress: anthropomorphizing corporations since 2022
mad heiress: odors for america: volume iv
mad heiress: the purchasing power of singletons cannot be denied
mad heiress: red carnation on the headstock of the quiet man's bass
mad heiress: 40 seconds out of the capsule. describe this world of light of blue.
mad heiress: farts of darkness: 1977-2017
mad heiress: miley sirius xm
mad heiress: dirty sanchez all up in your sleeping bag
mad heiress: please don't imagine al pacino in a spray tan fronting a reggae band. please.
mad heiress: a thinking person's lobotomy
mad heiress: start referring to your children as "mobile data assets"
mad heiress: erstwhile mango sauce all up in your rebreather
mad heiress: alice cooper in chains
mad heiress: hiroshima girls at their best
mad heiress: the carrot or the schtick
mad heiress: anyone else out there feeling like a lighthouse keeper?
mad heiress: why has no one written a movie about a malevolent web browser?
mad heiress: changed my name to baxter starkweather and formed a sludge metal band called trout war machine
mad heiress: dragging this leaky anus all over town
mad heiress: sometimes you have a dreaming feeling. sometimes you have a commercial feeling. sometimes you have a scientific feeling.
mad heiress: imagine suffering from a condition where you can't stop anthropomorphizing furniture. you constantly mistake ikea tables for nazis.
mad heiress: people now measure the aging process by their ability to understand memes
mad heiress: air can hurt you, too
mad heiress: when cia stands for christian intelligence agency
mad heiress: whenever someone asks you for a favor, reply with "you know there's an app for that, right?"
mad heiress: market a t-shirt with a photo of a mushroom cloud and the slogan "you wanted science"
mad heiress: modern slasher movies be like "miss, you need to get out now. the instagram likes are coming from inside the house."
mad heiress: your granma was the world's first vj
mad heiress: here's $5 now start wearing a dreadlock wig and calling people "rude boy" in a thick jamaican patois
mad heiress: the way david lee roth was the rock and roll equivalent of tarzan
mad heiress: hittin' ya right in the feels since 2011
mad heiress: glory! quit my job in order to write chewbacca fan fiction full time
mad heiress: glory! changed my name to eubanks metaphysical and became a silent performance artist
mad heiress: start describing every soda you drink as "a game changer"
mad heiress: jeffrey toobin was a victim of fappenstance
mad heiress: a mythic race of incan women who transform into gaming pcs in the moonlight
mad heiress: as she'd so often done before, octavia uttered the arrangement of words necessary to elicit the desired emotional response
mad heiress: proudly endorsed by the association of american others
mad heiress: start a publishing house called impossible bastard press, for the most misanthropic literature ever written
mad heiress: make your mark on american culture by writing a musical about the life of john hinkley
mad heiress: when you die, donate your porn collection to science
mad heiress: pedro shames us all/no one has the time to go drinking with onassis
mad heiress: misanthropic memes when you need them most
mad heiress: start calling women over 60 "kiddo" and see where that gets you
mad heiress: unpacking colonialist gardening tropes since 2003
mad heiress: mermaids vs amazons
mad heiress: all artists who are wicked in this lifetime are reincarnated as middle-aged white male npr rock critics
mad heiress: a witch curses a man to write pitchfork album reviews for all eternity
mad heiress: why don't you say a prayer for each of us, a someone somewhere inside a summertime
mad heiress: deathbed epiphanies come tumbling out of me. lullagraphs and sonograms. i think i'll give everything away.
mad heiress: taking pop culture as serious as death since 1923
mad heiress: this goes to anyone who's typed "make me happy" into google search and clicked 'i'm feeling lucky"
mad heiress: this one goes out to anyone who has ever grappled with the glimmer of the ghost of an idea
mad heiress: structurally apathetic, ya know?
mad heiress: enid nosejavelin and torquay lionfin have something to show us
mad heiress: become a professional restaurant reviewer critic, writing scathing reviews of the lives of leading restaurant reviewers
mad heiress: so many lives, can you not see them, littering the sides of the road?
mad heiress: the best conversations always happen during fistfights/the best fistfights always happen during conversations
mad heiress: nevermind the botox, here's the sext pistols
mad heiress: self-hatred of the creative class, parts i-iv (aka a squirrel makes love to a vampire in the night/carpet-oil century)
mad heiress: it takes an ocean to drown a flea
mad heiress: born upside down, born wrong way 'round
mad heiress: [presses the detonate button on the nuclear device] "let's give them something to talk about"
mad heiress: court and spark those dangerous children inhabiting adult bodies
mad heiress: change your name to bootsie scaramanga and become a lethal kickboxer funk bassist
mad heiress: on the day of execution, forgotten stick of chewing gum in shirt pocket. it wants to be chewed, placed carefully back inside tin foil.
mad heiress: dreams touch earth and are given life/fuckall meets jackshit
mad heiress: your skin is a roadmap. but to where?
mad heiress: insisted my family wear 19th century diving suits to all holiday dinners
mad heiress: hold onto your sugar plums, binky jax
mad heiress: old man bitter was a friend of mine. he drank his scotch by the sea.
mad heiress: heaven sounds like debussy all day long
mad heiress: a late-night talk show called en garde! where the host engages each celeb guest in a fencing match while they talk
mad heiress: so he changed his name to cosgrove eldersphere and now hires himself out as as a freelance meme creator. we wish him luck.
mad heiress: any musician using a synthesizer to imitate a horn shall be shot on sight
mad heiress: you changed your name to cosmo quarksnatch and opened a restaurant called bean & chimp
mad heiress: market a line of t-shirts with the slogan "am i shitting? because it sure feels like i am shitting."
mad heiress: your mission, should you choose to accept, is to form the world's most uncertain punk band, called hesitant sneeze
mad heiress: guthrie's bris
mad heiress: glory! started a startup to help other startups start up
mad heiress: have you met the kid who changed his name to jack harper and pretended he was in a tom clancy novel?
mad heiress: robotrafficcop
mad heiress: so he changed his name to flavanoid hawkeye and became a work-from-home assassin, carrying out hits over zoom calls
mad heiress: the seven deadly sins of highly successful people
mad heiress: did you hear the one about the witch who cursed a man to defecate for 4 hours after each meal?
mad heiress: there's a data breach in my pants
mad heiress: i want twyla tharp and toni basil to choreograph every waking moment of my life
mad heiress: driver amok in the city of shells!
mad heiress: i'm just one sexy tiny piece of the great machine
mad heiress: ellen page comes out as part-squirrel
mad heiress: "i'm a janitor/oh my genitals/i'm a janitor/oh my genitals, oh my genitals/i'm a janitor!"
mad heiress: fun fact - in the final season of the hit sitcom friends, the cast was in a perpetual state of florid, nay baroque, narcoma
mad heiress: all but three of you had eight legs
mad heiress: a new video site for people who like to expose themselves called youtoobin, and one for u2 fans called u2toobin
mad heiress: in the future, all men shall resemble stacy keach
mad heiress: a tv show called farts unknown where a man travels to different parts of the world to experience flatulence from different nationalities
mad heiress: set fire to the skeptics
mad heiress: what if muzak really did sooth?
mad heiress: this one goes out to everyone under 40 who thinks recorded music sounds better on vinyl
mad heiress: glory! changed my linkedin description to "corporate disruptor"
mad heiress: because jamaica is overdue its own superhero, we give you...supermon
mad heiress: glory! greenlit a reality prank show that goes too far called pushin' the envelope
mad heiress: the solar system is a surprisingly soggy place
mad heiress: that unexplained monolith in your local shopping mall food court? yeah, that was me.
mad heiress: new platinum npr sustainer level - david byrne comes to your home to sing you a song & jonathan demme makes a documentary of it
mad heiress: "fuck man, we all shoulda just gone to business school"
mad heiress: what this world needs is more guitar solos underwater and more power flute trios
mad heiress: today a day i could yet fly into the eye of god on high
mad heiress: have you had enough of all the cotton-soft dandies around this town?
mad heiress: licensed to be quirky yet inoffensive
mad heiress: sometimes we have a commercial feeling. sometimes we have a dreaming feeling. sometimes we have a science feeling.
mad heiress: the gulf of honky tonkin' incident/polyphonic shopping spree
mad heiress: a porn actress named ginger vidallia fond of quips like "this pussy like an onion, peel it gon' make ya cry"
mad heiress: rocketed into obscurity when i published my first pulp detective novel, dead men get no erections
mad heiress: like shakespeare, but with fewer hamburgers
mad heiress: art and antique dealers are nature's way of telling rich people they have too much money
mad heiress: change your name to barry rapturedrill and name your dog fodderscum
mad heiress: voted fifteenth least relevant website for xylophonists six years straight
mad heiress: glory! helped my kids open a lemonade stand then forced them to sell native american "healing clay" to bewildered customers
mad heiress: dedicated to the hobby of judging others silently and from afar
mad heiress: a master assassin who names each of her signature kill moves after popular 60's dances: the mashed potato, the twist, the watusi
mad heiress: every now and then there's an end in sight
mad heiress: remote-controlled machine gun of the soul
mad heiress: ready to eat corn chips at a moment's notice
mad heiress: $5 buys you a cup of coffee and conversation with a cybernetic hooker on third avenue
mad heiress: glory! lied and told everyone i was the world's fifth-greatest xylophonist
mad heiress: nostalgia for what was and what wasn't
mad heiress: drive yourself insane creating elaborate backstories for every stranger you pass on the street, collapse overcome with pathos
mad heiress: glory! insisted that people begin referring to me as "lord gingerbread"
mad heiress: begin carrying around a backpack with 40lbs of spam and a pack of playing cards. call it your "go bag."
mad heiress: glory! launched a lingerie brand called victoria's secretion
mad heiress: piping hot disney glitch/trash masquerading as art/here are all the young men
mad heiress: glory! became an architect specializing in building palatial yurts for rich liberals. mcyurtsions.
mad heiress: sherpa of the soul
mad heiress: glory! changed my name to teddy 'shark bag' jackson and began throwing pig guts at people i disagree with
mad heiress: sexteth the raven, "evermore"
mad heiress: whistling backwards guitar solos in our sleep
mad heiress: glory! convinced quintin tarantino to write and direct a muppets movie
mad heiress: can't find the right face to wear when you need it most
mad heiress: what if jack the ripper were instead the name of an unapprehended victorian man who ripped epic farts?
mad heiress: single ladies, if you liked it then you shoulda put a cock ring on it
mad heiress: declared mentally unfit to serve, except in the event of a war with china
mad heiress: form a band, break up before releasing anything, then issue a posthumous greatest hits album
mad heiress: write a letter to angelina jolie and ask her to adopt you as her child
mad heiress: in the future, every homeless person shall have their own government-assigned helicopter
mad heiress: glory! changed my name to garth fader but have no idea why people find it funny
mad heiress: perfecting our technique of seducing small wounded animals
mad heiress: glory! made a faustian bargain to succeed at nothing.
mad heiress: learning to be more careful with our thumbs
mad heiress: "to be a zombie all the time requires such dedication"
mad heiress: the gods must be cray cray
mad heiress: glory! started describing myself as a "structural apathetic"
mad heiress: treat me tender. treat me just like an object.
mad heiress: two people discuss love. one of them is boring.
mad heiress: a boy takes a trip uptown to buy what he can't get downtown
mad heiress: have you triggered your specimen yet?
mad heiress: hope and joy and death and love and sex and madness and solitude
mad heiress: glory! imagined a world in which people attend elementary school for 30 years
mad heiress: there's tears in the bank and a backyard where the soul used to be
mad heiress: what age are you in carpet years?
mad heiress: charlotte's world wide web
mad heiress: embracing our new hobby of complaining to the manager and writing strongly worded letters
mad heiress: the surreal slim shady
mad heiress: glory! published my memoir with the title phoney baloney
mad heiress: your go-to source of inspiration for corporate kitsch
mad heiress: get the fuck inside the van
mad heiress: come! hike in field. smoke and stay in hell. loving man forever. come, let us resist to stay together, but it is very unpleasant.
mad heiress: glory! toured the middle east in a band called mohammad, where every band member dresses as a caricature of mohammad
mad heiress: episode one is where the ghost tries to buy a house
mad heiress: nine different people peer into the blackness of space and see nine different things
mad heiress: ascot where the sun don't shine: 1973-1998
mad heiress: seasoned with three parts moon sweat
mad heiress: cultivated an air of mystique by muttering things like "oh our tattered eggy century" while browsing in bookstores
mad heiress: 2001 a space auditing
mad heiress: when "cunkyfagballfuck" becomes the standard greeting for you and everyone you know
mad heiress: pirouettting towards meaning: 1973-1979
mad heiress: two people discuss love. one of them is boring.
mad heiress: glory! changed my name to van ordinaire and joined a band called the extraordinaires
mad heiress: a trip uptown to buy what you can't get downtown
mad heiress: someone's gotta bad case of the retweets
mad heiress: from pharma to table
mad heiress: when words won't cooperate and your body is a haunted house
mad heiress: let's criticize and drink the system. let's go out and shout slogans in failure. let's learn to love our walls.
mad heiress: too dumb for the internet
mad heiress: glory! changed my name to nitrox squirehawk and opened a museum devoted to toilet paper
mad heiress: the smell of krispy kreme where none should be
mad heiress: glory! became an embalmer and began posting daily work selfies to instagram
mad heiress: do ya know what ya got before it's gone?
mad heiress: where swimmer's ear meets athlete's foot/where the plausible courts the preposterous
mad heiress: and what my dear did the telegraph poles whisper in your ear this eve?
mad heiress: this is for when your mind is like a tape loop
mad heiress: with my mind on my 401k and my 401k on my mind
mad heiress: glory! accepted a job as a yoga instructor at a nuclear power plant
mad heiress: glory! started a food delivery franchise called deliverance, where all the drivers are vicious inbred mountain men
mad heiress: get a job writing five-star product reviews on amazon for products you've never used
mad heiress: glory! interpreted the term "photo bomb" literally and began appearing uninvited in people's photos holding an i.e.d.
mad heiress: sarah cynthia imperial stout would not take the garbage out
mad heiress: did you hear the one about the man who drove himself insane trying to create the perfect itunes playlist?
mad heiress: he'd mastered the art of the guitar solo that never came
mad heiress: glory! invented a thyme machine
mad heiress: arm in arm with mister centrifuge
mad heiress: it's alright ma, i'm only teething
mad heiress: glory! walked around downtown wearing a t-shirt with the slogan "my problems are now your problems"
mad heiress: tautologies for our lives in new cities
mad heiress: smells like tween spirit
mad heiress: novacaine jazz for the absent-minded professor
mad heiress: if you had a fast fish's shit lips, i'd love you more
mad heiress: disparate housewives/desperate fullhousewives
mad heiress: unwoke at any speed
mad heiress: cocaine shelterwagon vs jackson sandwich feel
mad heiress: glory! wrote a children's book about escaping from a cult, entitled of course goodnight, moonie
mad heiress: this one goes out to everyone who got hit in the head with a rock in third grade
mad heiress: glory! a new saturday morning crime fighting cartoon where michelle obama and george w bush team up to fight bad guys
mad heiress: take it to the ladies, just like sister sadie
mad heiress: changed my name to old doolio and convinced rose mcgowan to play daisy duke in a woke reboot of dukes of hazard
mad heiress: tinker, tweeter, soldier, spy
mad heiress: life adds the years. you add the tears and laughter.
mad heiress: glory! launched a kickstarter to build a disney world in pyongyang
mad heiress: botox is the new black
mad heiress: wetting our pants seconds before going on stage
mad heiress: glory! opened a coffeeshop for blasphemous cartoonists called charlie hebdo
mad heiress: gargling with the blues 1977-1982
mad heiress: space auditing (accounts payable to major tom)
mad heiress: glory! formed a band called shit howitzer and released our debut album called pinching a loaf
mad heiress: glory! used cgi to create more cgi
mad heiress: sweet sounds laced with venom
mad heiress: i wandered lonely as a downward-trending instagram influencer
mad heiress: the abba-minded professor
mad heiress: cantonese boy, the red army calls you home
mad heiress: glory! convinced victoria's secret to market a line of ruth bader ginsburg lingerie
mad heiress: this one goes out to anyone who has ever had a dream about peeing into a child's blue plastic bathtub
mad heiress: the nancy pelosi blues explosion
mad heiress: glory! a #metoo james bond movie called dr. no means no
mad heiress: guy has two beers and thinks he's superman
mad heiress: glory! formed my own performance group called the blue mansplaining group
mad heiress: 99 luft balloons but a bitch ain't one/99 problems but a bottle of beer on the wall ain't one
mad heiress: the spanish influencer epidemic of 1918
mad heiress: formed an all-male power pop band called chick drummer
mad heiress: wonderlust is that unquenchable need to not know things
mad heiress: glory! directed the most offensive movie of the year: a live-action hong kong phooey reboot with jim carrey made up to look asian
mad heiress: 1 and 2 is 3. almost.
mad heiress: who needs the forever stamp when we can have the never stamp? the postage is never enough to mail anything, ever.
mad heiress: a montage of ipad assemblers in china swan diving off of tenement building roofs
mad heiress: christmas lights draped across your swastika
mad heiress: my sister and my mother and legion of the saints
mad heiress: ask your friends to refer to you as "papsmear onassis"
mad heiress: insist on only having conversations via walkie talkies for the next 5 years
mad heiress: glory! opened up a karaoke bar for telepaths
mad heiress: the tibetan monk's guide to vegas
mad heiress: it takes a nation of shareholders to hold us back
mad heiress: tweet of the unknown soldier
mad heiress: pancake billy sells laughter in a box
mad heiress: every girl crazy 'bout a fiscally responsible man/every girl crazy 'bout a sharper image catalog-dressed man
mad heiress: cosby, still, and nash/emerson, lake, and facepalmer/sun ra and his electric light arkestra
mad heiress: end all your relationships with "i think we should fart in close proximity to other people"
mad heiress: spent a year and a day there once
mad heiress: found a small town of knitters called stitchfix, nc and a town of pencil sharpeners called leadville, pa
mad heiress: complex characters who must nevertheless murder everyone by the end of the film because the narrative arc demands it
mad heiress: shoe commercials where none should be
mad heiress: but how safe will you make the oceans for underwater kung-fu fights?
mad heiress: ticklin' the ivories with a bomb on our shoulder
mad heiress: kraftmac&cheesewerk vs. dexy's midnight blade runners vs. they might not be giants
mad heiress: quit your job and open an underwater kung-fu school
mad heiress: appetite for self-deprecation/chinese meritcoracy/appetite for selfie deconstruction/appetite for self-instruction
mad heiress: form a bar band called no cover charge, then form a professional soccer team in upstate washington called the murder hornets
mad heiress: here come the warm tweets
mad heiress: and the sentence is execution, death by satire
mad heiress: glroy! became an ambient stand-up comedian named brian emo phillips
mad heiress: django appomattox opened up an ice cream farm down the road from you
mad heiress: the lights will still be on
mad heiress: what does your one life let you see?
mad heiress: glory! changed my name to "mister value add"
mad heiress: the seven effectives of highly habitual people
mad heiress: where were you when realized b&w beats color?
mad heiress: have you seen that new horror movie that's nothing but tweets shown onscreen?
mad heiress: this one goes to out to those who suffer from irritable vowel syndrome
mad heiress: rock paper incisors
mad heiress: replacing all instances of "burgeoning" with "bludgeoning" since 1972
mad heiress: using twitter to complain about twitter since 2019
mad heiress: paranoia engulfed the riverboat
mad heiress: the finest in custom surround sound systems for sensory deprivation tanks
mad heiress: "this is my country and i don't eat anymore" says a she-wolf after the war
mad heiress: bad music for bad people
mad heiress: no flight, just fight
mad heiress: living vicariously through auto wrecks since 1966
mad heiress: form a vietnamese beatles cover band called the fab pho
mad heiress: create an online dating app called nope, where it's impossible to match with anyone
mad heiress: he shouted "let's have a shenanigans!" before bludgeoning random people on the street
mad heiress: lord grant us the moral certainty of a woke creative-class bitch
mad heiress: lousy with the flowy pictures, poetry, and premonitions of death, sex, and ownliness
mad heiress: some people just need a little help once in awhile
mad heiress: joan of noah's arc
mad heiress: it's coming for us. it's in the forest. it's in the trees!
mad heiress: livingstoned, i presume?
mad heiress: not to be outdone by their friends on social media, baxter & esmeralda detonated a low-yield nuke for their child's gender-reveal party
mad heiress: every god has its day
mad heiress: [android grabs own crotch] "anthropomorphize this!"
mad heiress: chat bots gone wild
mad heiress: hell is other people's rick rolls
mad heiress: initiate horst featherwaite drip sequence
mad heiress: forced to participate in the ritual of being human
mad heiress: a series of aesthetically troubling visual anomalies
mad heiress: now with 57% less schwebelnerfing
mad heiress: 99 problems but cultural relevancy ain't one
mad heiress: like it never even happened
mad heiress: the day the muzak died
mad heiress: this sentence is true. that sentence is false.
mad heiress: and you shall know us by the trail of mildly inconvenienced
mad heiress: saints failing upwards since 2019
mad heiress: throwing shade at corpses since 1969
mad heiress: the mercedes benz of alienation
mad heiress: adventures in extraterrestrial outerwear, parts i-iv
mad heiress: yet another ill-advised foray into soft adult contemporary rock
mad heiress: like a rose-scented invitation to your own beheading
mad heiress: the self is an overrated subject
mad heiress: you had us at 'floating island of plastic in the pacific ocean'
mad heiress: the latest in a series of intentional misunderstandings
mad heire$$: the $ is silent
mad heiress: wrongfooting it in the vatican
mad heiress: confessions of a male librarian on horseback
mad heiress: ghosts before breakfast
mad heiress: versa vice vs vice versa
mad heiress: that new bagel place that's got everyone talking
mad heiress: why is miss universe always from planet earth?
mad heiress: sex is cool but have you tried not breathing?
mad heiress: proud winner of the red bull literary award
mad heiress: gloomily seducing german tourists since 1989
mad heiress: there is a suspicion that we did not land on the moon in the best fashion
mad heiress: powering up the savage joy machine
mad heiress: throwing bitcoin at the moon
mad heiress: he: i'm terrified of random letters. therapist: you are? he: [screams]. therapist: oh i see.
mad heiress: robbing peter to pay paul and mary
mad heiress: post-modern feminist literary theory cage match
mad heiress: a gentleman's guide to rock and roll cockswabber etiquette
mad heiress: ode to the girl in the mouldy beige burial dress
mad heiress: in which an ironist is unsettled by his own unsettledness
mad heiress: where sophisticated jargon and poor hygiene collide
mad heiress: jet injector for your joie de vivre
mad heiress: beware geeks bearing gifs
mad heiress: peg-legged widowers of the world, unite
mad heiress: brief interviews with men encased in flan
mad heiress: the girl, the gold watch, and everything
mad heiress: off, off, you lendings! return to us our authentic self!
mad heiress: where lethal radiation exposure meets young love
mad heiress: this one goes out to all the adults who say "cray cray"
mad heiress: elegy for the likeable people
mad heiress: doublespeak and chicanery in the pencil factory
mad heiress: a sex extraction packet for montague
mad heiress: still life in mobile homes 1976-2012
mad heiress: towards a philosophy of genuine pretense
mad heiress: ringtones for the deaf
mad heiress: bringing fart jokes into your neural network since 1998
mad heiress: came for the moral uncertainty, stayed for the existential crisis
mad heiress: embryonic jigglety pooves
mad heiress: laboring under the illusion of originality since 1972
mad heiress: tonight we're gonna party like it's 1439
mad heiress: the old man, he only knows the truth of his dreams
mad heiress: 40% fewer fucks than the leading brand
mad heiress: more karate movies starring mimes, please
mad heiress: hands-free self-gratification since 1966
mad heiress: all that is self-evident is suspect
mad heiress: because the undocumented life is not worth living
mad heiress: making mountains out of moleskine
mad heiress: while you are at it, can you please kill the internet?
mad heiress: abducted by vegan bread bakers
mad heiress: our brand is irrelevance
mad heiress: home defenestration kit sold separately
mad heiress: fruited veriform surfaces 1972-1995
mad heiress: catcalling sexbots since 2019
mad heiress: more women should dress like che guevara
mad heiress: shaking our ass on the internet since 1979
mad heiress: falling asleep with our boots on
mad heiress: wresting back control of the modernist high-art narrative since 1988
mad heiress: our baby bump is made entirely of ashes
mad heiress: virtue signaling on social media since 2018
mad heiress: sexing you up with low-frequency soundwaves since 1917
mad heiress: successfully steering office watercooler talk toward cannibalism since 2008
mad heiress: we dialled "i" for inconvenience, and the results were as we expeted
mad heiress: you're the invention you know best
mad heiress: when applesauce is your metric for success
mad heiress: raised on a diet of irregular rhythms
mad heiress: populating our instagram feed only with the feeds of the horribly disfigured and unattractive since 2021
mad heiress: replacing the tender caresses of autumn with the dry heaves of winter
mad heiress: metaphors for metaphors
mad heiress: we've run the numbers and regret to inform you your continued existence no longer yields a meaningful fiscal return
man heiress: falling in love with all the anonymous people in our building
mad heiress: incapable of not being everyone we meet
mad heiress: where lemongrass meets hydrogen peroxide
mad heiress: if you're married and also your dad's an attorney then you have two fathers-in-law
mad heiress: drinking to the death of bildungsroman
mad heiress: the love that dare not say its username
mad heiress: more snark than dark
mad heiress: ushering in the age of the surrealist dick pic
mad heiress: the finest in state-sanctioned leisure wear
mad heiress: the finest in non-binary japes, puns, and monkeyshines
mad heiress: swanning about in repossessed hovercraft since 1989
mad heiress: you're only as good as your last blowjob
mad heiress: love songs for problematic women
mad heiress: bang go the cookies we baked for you rookies
mad heiress: changing our name to buster fairloin or grayson hellbog
mad heiress: shout out to the kid who picked on you at the bus stop in 3rd grade
mad heiress: of hamburgers and cloaking devices
mad heiress: trending with jodhpurs, summer of '79
mad heiress: data picnic in year eight hundred and zero
mad heiress: vegan lingerie solutions for a non-binary world
mad heiress: survival tip #1 - do nothing at all for as long as possible
mad heiress: turning space into a mass of garbage, human waste, and bodies, one orbital defense platform at a time
mad heiress: stranger than friction
mad heiress: pathos vs bathos
mad heiress: when granny is a tranny
mad heiress: best described as a demon in tears
mad heiress: when shankley plays the harp
mad heiress: bringing a sandwich to a knife fight
mad heiress: dispensing hot space station justice since 1937
mad heiress: interested in the tension between the desire to not have lovehandles and the new ice cream store that opened up down the block
mad heiress: making chemical warfare sexy again
mad heiress: an index of smells that defy easy categorization
mad heiress: kickstarter for julian assange's cat
mad heiress: picnic at the discoteque
mad heiress: ode to an uncertain amazon prime delivery drone
mad heiress: talking tariffs in the hot tub with the best of them
mad heiress: gunfire and pianos
mad heiress: netflix and lathe
mad heiress: indifference at warp speed
mad heiress: summer of the lanyards and the popper collars
mad heiress: knocking ourselves unconscious to resist the compulsion to control that which we cannot
mad heiress: growing our twitter audience the old fashioned way - one russian troll bot at a time
mad heiress: truants of the information age, unite
mad heiress: e = mc hammer^2
mad heiress: offering hastily arranged tours of abandoned cities
mad heiress: fuck your wind chimes. why you gotta narc on a gentle breeze?
mad heiress: we can be zeroes, just for one day
mad heiress: encouraging premature burials since 2003
mad heiress: fanning the flames of amour with fart jokes since 1992
mad heiress: where the urge to always be right is hopeless
mad heiress: elegy for the living
mad heiress: turning lethargy into full-blown ennui since 1979
mad heiress: when any old thirdhand ideology will do
mad heiress: slow dancing as fast as we can
mad heiress: of maxims and missiles
mad heiress: facedown in the parking lot since 7:40 am
mad heiress: mate. kill. repeat.
mad heiress: moms demand change. dads demand stasis.
mad heiress: where willpower meets windpower
mad heiress: it's what the mortician ordered for dinner
mad heiress: when your life goal is to have people laugh at you before you even open your mouth
mad heiress: everything vapes like chicken
mad heiress: ground control to intern tom
mad heiress: concertina for razor wire and gargling salt
mad heiress: the feminine narcissism of small objects
mad heiress: the world's a mess, it's in our text
mad heiress: papa can't prove he's not a robot
mad heiress: netflix and lyre
mad heiress: punctuating our sentences with lethal force
mad heiress: trundle lumping our way to success
mad heiress: throwing shade at dead poets since 1961
mad heiress: falling in love with nameless shapeless forms since 2012
mad heiress: will shit for food
mad heiress: drum solos for the dead
mad heiress: perverted by language, parts i-iv
mad heiress: hidden inside the mouth of a diamond is a giant corpse
mad heiress: dispiritedly seeking susan
mad heiress: just another form of political performance art
mad heiress: just when you thought it was safe to play with hand grenades again
mad heiress: angels fart among us
mad heiress: an illustrated history of men on fire
mad heiress: the un-retweeted life is not worth living
mad heiress: defecating the supernatural equivalent of bubble bath since 1992
mad heiress: we remember is probably fiction anyway
mad heiress: eating pussy is cool and all but have you tried filing your taxes electronically?
mad heiress: my chemical bromance
mad heiress: fashioning bullets into bromides
mad heiress: playing the wrong riff to freebird since 1977
mad heiress: i sing the body apoplectic
mad heiress: where white privilege memes go to die
mad heiress: discouraging curiosity since 1924
mad heiress: stay on the scene, like a text machine
mad heiress: infecting you with the disease of information since 2011
mad heiress: purveyors of the finest magic realist selfie sticks since 1917
mad heiress: songs in the key of z, anodized for your listening pleasure
mad heiress: this one goes out to every guy over 40 wearing silk pants who plays 5-string bass in a funk band with "projekt" in its name
mad heiress: trains and primitive instruments go ""tu-ru-tu"
mad heiress: where passion and indifference collide
mad heiress: where the banal meets the banal
mad heiress: making underwear dangerous again
mad heiress: disrupting absolutely nothing since 2009
mad heiress: white guys with sunglasses and skinny ties shall change the world
mad heiress: the future begins early around here
mad heiress: boyz in the clitoral hood
mad heiress: imploding under the strain of so much underground stardom
mad heiress: a dairy queen withers under an ancient mayan curse
mad heiress: the default outfitter of the northeastern elite since 1958
mad heiress: where the threat level is always burnt umber
mad heiress: rogering you in the car park since 6:30 am
mad heiress: fotonovelas for steamship journeys
mad heiress: altering our facial features at will since 1975
mad heiress: fake avatar
mad heiress: just a dead soul whose intentions are good
mad heiress: comedy without a witness
mad heiress: like receiving personal grooming advice from julian assange
mad heiress: idle hands are the devil's playdoh
mad heiress: neil young and krazy glue
mad heiress: democrats on the verge of a nervous breakdown
mad heiress: when you wake up in the morning with vocoder breath
mad heiress: dm for an earful of abstract abuse. standard rates apply.
mad heiress: writing charles manson fan fiction since 1971
mad heiress: tweeting three times our body weight by 11am
mad heiress: bring us the girls with the grow-together eyebrows
mad heiress: music for people who dislike music
mad heiress: taking tiger mountain by lethargy
mad heiress: a study in genital variations and psychic tumult
mad heiress: A french chateau holds a terrible secret - for it was here that autotune was invented
mad heiress: chutney all up in your wetsuit
mad heiress: how many fat surrealists does it take to rewrite the phone book?
mad heiress: all hat and no cattle
mad heiress: death is the ultimate palate cleanser
mad heiress: charlotte rampling vs helen mirren
mad heiress: playing footsie with arms dealers since 1967
mad heiress: where science meets apathy
mad heiress: strange goings on reported inside a burbank tanning salon
mad heiress: honk if you're unctuous
mad heiress: inventors of the dating app for people who are convinced they are jedi knights
mad heiress: bright green booger on a whole wheat bun
mad heiress: a series of affordable smells
mad heiress: what does the human soul look like in 8k?
mad heiress: headless body in a topless bar
mad heiress: bragging about the tv shows we haven't seen
mad heiress: where poor hygiene meets the supernatural
mad heiress: leading the atrocity tour in the world's 76th most disappointing vacation location
mad heiress: it was as if 1992 had never happened
mad heiress: embracing maudlin sentiment at every opportunity
mad heiress: this button launches the octopus
mad heiress: stripping communication of its context since 2013
mad heiress: intensity in tent cities
mad heiress: saturday mornings with the bone saw
mad heiress: cotton candy all up in your crawlspace
mad heiress: bringing back debtor's prisons
mad heiress: old ghost vs. new ghost
mad heiress: channeling the soul of wayland flowers and madame
mad heiress: this is for when your flesh creeps and never returns
mad heiress: curbing our amoral shamanistic tendencies since 1994
mad heiress: lord grant us the moral certainty of women who post "lord give me the confidence of a mediocre white man" memes
mad heiress: surrealist force multiplier
mad heiress: ersatz fakery
mad heiress: making sonic weaponry sexy again
mad heiress: as many as there are stars
mad heiress: born, never asked
mad heiress: if you're not paying attention, you're outraged
mad heiress: a bachelor's guide to deep space asphyxiation
mad heiress: if you had to choose between loving us for the rest of your life or certain death immediately how would you die?
mad heiress: engaged in a higher form of patriotism
mad heiress: twelve years a knave
mad heiress: your year of living octagonally
mad heiress: shadowy freaks from planet zero
mad heiress: precifixtion
mad heiress: the benny who should have been a lenny
mad heiress: steeling ourselves against a summer of savage innuendo
mad heiress: ultra-sexy sensory disruption
mad heiress: on a dare, formed a psychedelic pop band called paisley rectum
mad heiress: as unmanageable as a raw egg on the kitchen floor
mad heiress: might we interest you in something orange?
mad heiress: that's between you and your small metal god
mad heiress: brian eno is to blame for all bad music
mad heiress: didya hear the one about the bounty hunter and the table lamp who fall in love?
mad heiress: one in a series of small metal gods
mad heiress: credibility maintained in metropolitan area with edgy urban protest anthem
mad heiress: atonal lullabies for distressed gentlefolk
mad heiress: in the future, all social exchanges shall be transactional
mad heiress: putting hornet's nests in pinatas since 1997
mad heiress: the seven habits of highly radioactive people
mad heiress: asking the question 'at what age does a man become too old to sit shirtless in the open back of a flat bed truck?'
mad heiress: like yoga, except with battle axes
mad heiress: now with 23% more 40 v 40 pvp tactical action, enhanced loot crates, and improved hit detection
mad heiress: hot tub crime machine
mad heiress: take us to your leider
mad heiress: working for peanuts, but at least they are laced with methamphetamine
mad heiress: the milky way knows more than it's letting on
mad heiress: failing to make anyone's best-of list since 1983
mad heiress: take a walk on the mild side
mad heiress: honky donkey parts i-iv
mad heiress: the joke is never funny until it has gone too far
mad heiress: counting the days until somebody pays us to sell out
mad heiress: furtive self-pleasuring at the crime scene
mad heiress: cuckolded by astronauts
mad heiress: like a rock and roll large hadron collider
mad heiress; almost infamous
mad heiress: shooting you in exciting places with small caliber weapons since 6:30 am
mad heiress: love in the time of orange and teal
mad heiress: making sure next james bond movie shall be a musical
mad heiress: aging with all the grace of chet baker
mad heiress: removing music of recognizable emotions since 2017
mad heiress: from hero to zero in 17 seconds
mad heiress: embracing closed systems of hermetic communication since 1962
mad heiress: embracing our darker side only to realize it resembles bugs bunny
mad heiress: it's like taking a hovercraft to a bbq
mad heiress: moving to the town where everyone must walk leaning backwards 30 degrees
mad heiress: every town needs a monster
mad heiress: the most amazing cgi root canal sequence ever made
mad heiress: in which a bisexual pirate falls in love with climate change
mad heiress: 92% nonsense, 7% incredulity, 1% something else
mad heiress: in which an elite squad of underachieving record store clerks fail to thwart an alien invasion
mad heiress: wwiii begins with a rick roll
mad heiress: all fjords dream of being rained on
mad heiress: criminalizing the de-sexualization of sex since 1974
mad heiress: cobalt in yer knickers
mad heiress: it's always "yabba dabba doo time" around here
mad heiress: brother, can you spare a bitcoin?
mad heiress: i like when it's different except that it's just not the same
mad heiress: bringing you the world's first talk show set in a confessional booth
mad heiress: use reason when you feel you can
mad heiress: a bitcoin for your secrets
mad heiress: really into binge breathing lately - one breath after another
mad heiress: a mysterious subterranean mega-conglomerate shadow organization that treats people really nicely
mad heiress: when nipple meets peanut butter
mad heiress: somebody gonna get magnetized
mad heiress: transplain it to us
mad heiress: boney homley onliest feed a bird this lonely day your boney hands this world you'll sway
mad heiress: antartica starts here
mad heiress: a riotous parade of conflicting impulses
mad heiress: a series of dismal pivots
mad heiress: photos in a minor key
mad heiress: music to drive back to jail by
mad heiress: a four-letter poem entitled you're my phantom limb
mad heiress: fond regards from the department of dead letters
mad heiress: a banner year for quotidian eddies
mad heiress: this guided incendiary airburst munition can't even right now
mad heiress: people in stones shouldn't throw glass houses
mad heiress: experts are working feverishly to catalog the index of threats we now face
mad heiress: this is for when the hype machine goes dark
mad heiress: like a feminist in a chauvinist's body
mad heiress: invasion of the middle aged boutique rockers
mad heiress: the finest in queenly queefs
mad heiress: striving to have the last word over that which shall have the last word over us
mad heiress: a talk show hosted by dick cavett's corpse
mad heiress: feathering discreetly in the back of your vw since 2002
mad heiress: the self-appointed arbiter of normalcy since 1978
mad heiress: where flotsam meets jetsam
mad heiress: where the window washer's lament is "you only get to fall once"
mad heiress: prank calls of the mesozoic
mad heiress: level 5 goose warning, proceed with caution
mad heiress: this synthesizer kills fascists
mad heiress: still hazy after all these years
mad heiress: farting inside diving suits since 1977
mad heiress: contractually obligated to suck
mad heiress: adhding the attention economy
mad heiress: offering a panglossian take on the end of all things
mad heiress: bed, bath, and beyonce
mad heiress: even after you pass away, your dandruff will live on
mad heiress: awash in human funk
mad heiress: motorcycle chases in the bath
mad heiress: torpedo juice running down your thigh. it's a vibe thing.
mad heiress: where high art meets human filth
mad heiress: similar to that that weird pavlovian sensation when someone else's phone with the same alarm as yours starts going off in public
mad heiress: a seismic shift in dookeyshines
mad heiress: like a disney children's movie starring a WWI horse who wears a gas mask
mad heiress: communists invented rock and roll
mad heiress: data picnic in year zero
mad heiress: digital manmeat, redux
mad heiress: ye olde timey brand ambassador
mad heiress: where bathos meets pathos
mad heiress: in dreams begin irresponsibilities
mad heiress: unsuitable for ages 1-99
mad heiress: the narcissism of small objects
mad heiress: in love with things that go "beep"
mad heiress: like cpr for sexbots
mad heiress: vietnamaste
mad heiress: become a latin dance instructor and change your name to fante meringue
mad heiress: change your name to coco robespierre and write off-the-cuff self-help books
mad heiress: sand all up in your comfort egg
mad heiress: just don't ask us about our snapchat
mad heiress: it takes a village. of juggalos.
mad heiress: we were promised jetpacks
mad heiress: lazlo toth's night in a freaky museum
mad heiress: be the hiring manager who only hires job applicants who can hold their breath for 2 minutes during job interviews
mad heiress: transplaining it to ya since 2013
mad heiress: put my thing down flip it and reverse it
mad heiress: like learning swear words in a new language
mad heiress: as appropriate as a wagner festival on a kibbutz
mad heiress: if you're not semi-nude and outraged, you're not paying attention
mad heiress: we've shown you ours, now you show us yours
mad heiress: the 7" single that changed your life
mad heiress: nerfed for your enjoyment
mad heiress: mastering the art of the helsinki dry sex rub
mad heiress: with great powerlessness comes great irresponsibility
mad heiress: changing our linkedin job title to counter counter-revolutionary
mad heiress: the finest in narcoleptic dance marathons
mad heiress: if i never read another article about reclaiming your <this that or the other> it'll be too soon
mad heiress: guru with a jetpack
mad heiress: you had us at john from cincinnati
mad heiress: putting sick ink to paper
mad heiress: where mixed drinks and underwear meet
mad heiress: as inevitable as a rap break in jamaican patois in a late 90s hawaiian reggae song
mad heiress: [edgy new york city saxophone solo]
mad heiress: breakin' it down for you in the jazzercise studio every wednesday night
mad heiress: the scorpion in your didgeridoo
mad heiress: knee deep in the hurly burly
mad heiress: still a member of the hill street blues appreciation society
mad heiress: the revolution will not be wearing pants
mad heiress: elegy for a sunglasses kiosk salesgirl
mad heiress: it takes a nation of minions to hold us back
mad heiress: like hamlet, but with farts
mad heiress: berlin, 1929: "text me"
mad heiress: yet another hazy regressions tester
mad heiress: unleashing a bio weapon that causes everyone within its blast range to grow a unibrow
mad heiress: weighed down by 1,000 false eyes
mad heiress: the dildo in your icebox
mad heiress: when your mom knows more about balinese woodblock pornography than you do
mad heiress: the 7 habits of highly effluvient people
mad heiress: grits, bacon, and gonorrhea
mad heiress: fast moving grey shape in the vape shop
mad heiress: curating your pornography playlist since 1997
mad heiress: the david jonestown massacre
mad heiress: hungarian reggaeton for a new generation
mad heiress: the way techno shows resemble fascist rallies
mad heiress: big birther is watching
mad heiress: guilty on all counts of breakdancing and entering
mad heiress: kick it like it's 1466
mad heiress: a dalai lama star wars christmas special
mad heiress: opening a pedicure business called pediphile
mad heiress: mandolin sasquatch, a fragrance for men
mad heiress: low-intensity antagonists for hire
mad heiress: throwback to when people were shorter and lived nearer the water
mad heiress: the fecal black tar in your breakfast smoothie
mad heiress: introducing the "bringing it all back home" signature thong collection by bob dylan
mad heiress: when you absolutely positively have to hear jazz
mad heiress: the big reveal is a half-eaten sandwich in a hello kitty tupperware container
mad heiress: one day you too will grow up to be a cautionary tale
mad heiress: voluntary electroshock therapy for all the good girls and boys
mad heiress: this time it's impersonal
mad heiress: whatever their other sins, you can be sure that dinosaurs lived without regrets
mad heiress: when donuts dreamed of angels
mad heiress: a scottish ghost can't stop buying cookies
mad heiress: the best in romulan sex advice
mad heiress: no country for old hens
mad heiress: decorating your feedtube with flowers
mad heiress: where addition and subtraction duke it out
mad heiress: the 90 day impossible fish smoothie diet
mad heiress: sexbot recalibration, the hard way
mad heiress: a girl scout invents a phone app that instantly deletes all digital music in existence
mad heiress: dolly parton vs charles manson
mad heiress: drakes on a plane
mad heiress: these are not the sex bots you are looking for
mad heiress: emo snuff film festival
mad heiress: blog days of summer
mad heiress: here's something you don't see in hollywood- overweight female assassins
mad heiress: waging war on hope since 1923
mad heiress: we'll always have paris, texas
mad heiress: self-annihilation couldn't come too soon
mad heiress: online carbon dating
mad heiress: how are you coping during the great ninja shortage of '19?
mad heiress: self-expression is stupid
mad heiress: we shat rainbows once
mad heiress: 99 problems and a bitch is # 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
mad heiress: your pretty face is going to hell
mad heiress: pure pop for impossible people
mad heiress: a fish that makes men pregnant when they look at it
mad heiress: twelve seconds a slave
mad heiress: marginally better than a cold bath with someone you dislike
mad heiress: mixing up beck and belk since 1989
mad heiress: no ukulele left behind
mad heiress: it's klingon sexy time
mad heiress: music for exploding heads/ballad for a bulletproof vest/joyride of the valkyries
mad heiress: all tweets approved by norman mailer
mad heiress: just because they're out to get you doesn't mean you aren't paranoid
mad heiress: she of the wooden ankles. he of the recalcitrant nose.
mad heiress: they've invented a tree that grows backwards/this helicopter only flies underwater
mad heiress: jazz corpse v. post-punk statistician
mad heiress: the endless summer of the mildly inconvenienced
mad heiress: mom and dad are robot. the mayor is robot. sis and barney are robot. boy making sandwiches is robot. why aren't you robot?
mad heiress: thus demurred zarathustra
mad heiress: jewel would like you to know that dreams last forever
mad heiress: an epic story of time travel, star-crossed lovers, and shameless product placement
mad heiress: this guitar serenades fascists
mad heiress: bed, bath, and beyond all known forms of human comprehension
mad heiress: almost featured in vogue croatia
mad heiress: hatch and obey
mad heiress: a penicillin shot in the dark
mad heiress: all unsolicited criticism is implicitly horny
mad heiress: great love affairs start with a secure line of credit
mad heiress: doin' the pulsating tendril bop
mad heiress: atrocity travel cock/zionist wiggle blanket/blister crunk
mad heiress: rock you like a mild mid-summer's breeze
mad heiress: thin white chicks doing yoga since 1923
mad heiress: an evening with horst dendrite and the sweltercoils
mad heiress: best holiday wishes from corrective services inc, a toys+ subsidiary. not licensed in all jurisdictions.
mad heiress: no more mouthy nose feels
mad heiress: tonight we bombed in prank city
mad heiress: octogenarian nipple clamps on fleek
mad heiress: a bulwark against sensibility since 1929
mad heiress: are black, transgendered, wheelchair-bound, hermaphrodite fashion photographers being underrepresented?
mad heiress: plagiarizing from ourselves
mad heiress: deep down, where it counts, you're still an ape
mad heiress: life, liberty, and the pursuit of nudist fbi agents
mad heiress: of frank we say, "he lived his life as if he were on a spaceship"
mad heiress: kick it like it's 1466
mad heiress: your first 10,000 photos are your worst
mad heiress: doo wop music circa 1632
mad heiress: you had us at "reginald prunty"
mad heiress: there's nothing wrong with you that a 72-hour dance marathon won't fix
mad heiress: in another life, you played chapman stick and wore a fanny pack
mad heiress: no longer impressed by transgression
mad heiress: if the ground doesn't get you, the sky will
mad heiress: murder, she twerked
mad heiress: more 90s than a sweaty pair of mc hammer parachute pants
mad heiress: too many goddamn bands
mad heiress: there is no there there
mad heiress: death is the ultimate palate cleanser
mad heiress: crimes of passion vs crimes of indifference
mad heiress: gifts, luggage, chemicals
mad heiress: cash me outside
mad heiress: where were you when new coke was released? where were you when madonna's water broke?
mad heiress: dolphins are just gay sharks/mouthwash is just boneless toothpaste
mad heiress: trebuchet, that new eatery where the food is launched at patrons from the kitchen
mad heiress: mastering the art of self innuendo
mad heiress: our music is mostly about identity politics even though there are no words
mad heiress: attack of the 50-foot foot long hot dog
mad heiress: the disheveled jacobians of moonbase alpha
mad heiress: nanolathing our way to the top, 1979-1992
mad heiress: the harvey weinstein dixie land harassment all stars. with woody allen guesting on clarinet and molestation
mad heiress: ballin' music from 1805
mad heiress: three-step defenestration device
mad heiress: meet gnom chompsky, the left-wing intellectual who cannot stop eating
mad heiress: if you're thin and white and wear a black turtleneck, you can trick 74% of educated white people into believing anything you say
mad heiress: dry ice ass cluster volume xvi
mad heiress: waiter, there's a heteronormative white european male in my soup!
mad heiress: everything is amazing nothing is amazing
mad heiress: enhancing digital compliance since 1911
mad heiress: attack of the upward inflecting interns
mad heiress: caution, slow sexbots at play
mad heiress: a new medical condition called degenerative hustle mump
mad heiress: oscar wilde was just the beta version of morrissey
mad heiress: hope is a thing with nipple tassels
mad heiress: who can possibly feel alone in a nation of extraordinary pencils such as this?
mad heiress: cabaret songs sung in pig latin
mad heiress: lip syncing to instrumentals since 1982
mad heiress: we interrupt this regularly scheduled broadcast because we can
mad heiress: hiroshima sex tape
mad heiress: the violent sense of random acts
mad heiress: an illustrated history of men involved in the creation of sausage 1917-1956
mad heiress: the maximo shitpod protocol
mad heiress: spiking your lsd with kool aid since 1967
mad heiress: everybody doin' the thrizzle
mad heiress: works for piano and elven hands, volume one
mad heiress: col' lampin' in the adriatic
mad heiress: tempest in a peecup
mad heiress: sexing up the blogosphere since 1998
mad heiress: stalking you on instagram since 1968
mad heiress: kid-crazy amusement suit
mad heiress: deploying powerful hi-tech government spy satellites to tell if important people are picking their nose
mad heiress: stephanie in room 19
mad heiress: just another pointer sisters appreciation post
mad heiress: brown water in a cheap trombone
mad heiress: men with dank insoles
mad heiress: the world is a beautiful place/where i hope to go to die
mad heiress: tolerating genetic imperfection since 1971
mad heiress: emergency forensic soundscape
mad heiress: a montage of semi-nude clowns foiling assassination attempts
mad heiress: we like our women like we like our gates: overwrought and iron
mad heiress: gertrude takes a lover
mad heiress: raffles vs. action copter
mad heiress: the finest in anti-body shaming cop shows set during the 14th century
mad heiress: auschwitz powercock
mad heiress: pay to pray
mad heiress: the fetishist in the stovepipe hat vs. the fetishist in the japanese wet suit
mad heiress: world war iii secretly began in 1979
mad heiress: what's the worst that could possibly happen?
mad heiress: tu abbatoir es mi abbatoir
mad heiress: ever noticed how pretty women never become poets?
mad heiress: falling in love with ho chi minh all over again
mad heiress: curated pigs in shit, volume iv
mad heiress: finding deep satisfaction in consumer purchases since 1973
mad heiress: "laughter" is just "slaughter" without the "s"
mad heiress: the disturbing sense that somewhere, someone is happy
mad heiress: mommas don't let your cowboys grow up to be babies
mad heiress: the plane passed over the dead man’s legs as he sunbathed on a towel
mad heiress: the boy with the calliope hands
mad heiress: surrealist home invasion
mad heiress: hell is other sexbots
mad heiress: bethonged comedians in cars screaming in terror
mad heiress: beam me up, obi wan
mad heiress: saying grace in the nude since 1976
mad heiress: if success means losing your edge, you're gonna be dangerous forever
mad heiress: the shazbot protocol
mad heiress: overweight men breathing heavily into telephones
mad heiress: pronouncing "highway companion" as "high white companion"
mad heiress: nevermind the sex pistols, here's the bollocks
mad heiress: this pencil sharpener has ptsd
mad heiress: drive-thru exorcism
mad heiress: graydon carter hunted by wolves
mad heiress: up to eyeballs in luxembourgian back taxes
mad heiress: nearly making eye contact with semi-famous people
mad heiress: real space ship battles, cgi sunsets
mad heiress: making our own beef jerky since 1980
mad heiress: elegy for a failing nation state
mad heiress: gertrude takes a lover
mad heiress: mastering the art of inconspicuous consumption
mad heiress: classic rock album liner notes written by incarcerated serial killers
mad heiress: sayanora, les enfants!
mad heiress: physician-assisted fratricide
mad heiress: #sporepodfeelerdutycarwash
mad heiress: appetite for self destruction
mad heiress: knitting like we just don't care
mad heiress: is the casino ground beef?
mad heiress: the apple of your rotten eye
mad heiress: shitting our pants in perfume city
mad heiress: love is a wheelchair relay race in a foggy bog
mad heiress: the partridge family plays altamont, the three stooges visit cambodia, abbot and costello meet charlie manson
mad heiress: alienating you to death since 1968
mad heiress: tennis balls and masking tape
mad heiress: the lee marvin school of ballet/schadenfreude cleaning services
mad heiress: ricardo montalban sex oasis
mad heiress: four-course prix fixe at sombreros grilled chicken and body parts
mad heiress: a narcissist tour de force
mad heiress: a perfect storm of jazzy shitbits
mad heiress: the haunting of a croatian sexbot
mad heiress: making unsolicited gropes appropriate since 2018
mad heiress: thermos full of steaming intestines
mad heiress: loping gay backwards gazelle/the rin tin tin effect
mad heiress: 5:17 pm - dark shape in the apple store, moving at improbable angles
mad heiress: moments of pleasure, decades of regret
mad heiress: mastering the art of the leering old man persona
mad heiress: tai chi, anyone?
mad heiress: deep down, where it counts, you're still an ape
mad heiress: the thong remains the same (led zeppelin if robert plant had a lisp)
mad heiress: the rock and roll motorcycle rebels of 12th century Switzerland
mad heiress: a six-month supply of vegemite but no one to talk to
mad heiress: prosthetic third eye
mad heiress: an evening of unhinged jazz standards with imelda marcos and the dark rum continentals
mad heiress: bats lips tits hips. makers.
mad heiress: a sitcom that jumps ahead 5 years in time every 4th episode
mad heiress: battle of the bands: missy bangwhore and the fuckfucks vs. hambone and the tampons
mad heiress: fbi agents falling asleep in front of urinals
mad heiress: one nazi joke away from success
mad heiress: feel like courting a pig in an elevator
mad heiress: a banner year for flaming madrigals
mad heiress: suicide by organ donation
mad heiress: constantly surprised by our own nudity
mad heiress: we people space with phantoms
mad heiress: nothing says "maverick" like a cia agent wearing flip flops
mad heiress: method actor insurrection
mad heiress: coffee and tea and the baby make three
mad heiress: divorce you? i don't even know you!
mad heiress: whoever can't hit the nail on the head should, please, not hit at all
mad heiress: boudoir photos of the dead, by the dead
mad heiress: tapping our phone screens with more force than is required
mad heiress: high steppin' with kurt vile and his goose steppin' cowboys
mad heiress: languid summer evenings with basingthwaite goodnight's firing squad polka quartet
mad heiress: for country, queen, and chamberpot
mad heiress: the gospel according to squeaky morales/the gospel according to milli vanilli
mad heiress: far-off pickled ladies
mad heiress: unicorns ice cream and pornography
mad heiress: what would bookstores everywhere do without the mellow jazz stylings of chet baker?
mad heiress: even corpses need love
mad heiress: dj jazzy genocide
mad heiress: answering the question "why do wussy white guys like lou reed so much?"
mad heiress: space travel on a budget
mad heiress: whistling dixie with our dick in a sling
mad heiress: an uneven grab-bag of destructive bedroom tactics
mad heiress: the rise and fall of lena dunham and the spiders from mars
mad heiress: long day's journey into inconvenience
mad heiress: dirty thoughts in church
mad heiress: public school cafeteria worker hairnet of the gods
mad heiress: take for instance the clementine spore pod
mad heiress: kid-crazy amusement suit
mad heiress: some day a real rain will come and wash all these fake surrealists off the streets
mad heiress: thanatotic discharge, lighting up the night
mad heiress: reviving the north korean sex toy industry with unprecedented gusto
mad hieress: punching every music journalist who writes "dropped" in place of "released."
mad heiress: nudists make the best ninjas
mad heiress: from construction site supervisor to award-winning male pole dancer in just 90 days
mad heiress: reducing terror at sea since 1913
mad heiress: rocket man vs. frightened dog
mad heiress: interviews with dicks. by dicks. for dicks.
mad heiress: takin' a knee with julio - 1978-1982
mad heiress: a series of involuntary olfactory transgressions
mad heiress: mornings with the bevis frond
mad heiress: inviting you to taste the floor since 1977
mad heiress: poets make good liars. liars make bad poets.
mad heiress: attack of the octogenarian millennials
mad heiress: anal wheat bog. tightrope gunship. dotards on fleek. habitat for inhumanity. summer queef patrol.
mad heiress: wonder twin powers form of an iceberg and endless white privilege
mad heiress: kirk and spock in a three-way with a xenomorph
mad heiress: cagey nervy jazz beats for cringy menfolk
mad heiress: ask not for whom the troll bells
mad heiress: making your eyeballs itch since 2013
mad heiress: the asylum has taken over the lunatics
mad heiress: tender, like a stag in oil
mad heiress: stygian dankness in your meme stash
mad heiress: just another mild-mannered disco snow queen
mad heiress: employee workplace training videos that include gratuitous nudity
mad heiress: sgt peppers lonely hearts club nazi youth band
mad heiress: frito lost, frito found
mad heiress: who taught you to sell out?
mad heiress: selfies are a cry for help, breaded fool
mad heiress: a series of sternly worded letters to the editor
mad heiress: stephen hawking groped me
mad heiress: the futility of new music vs. the desperation of pleasure
mad heiress: this door's too wide to enter
mad heiress: numbers lie all the time
mad heiress: no things considered
mad heiress: boots on the ground, but no one inside them
mad heiress: a masterclass in how to let it all hang out
mad heiress: cash-stained monkey fucker
mad heiress: if daft punk's music wasn't weak warmed-over disco trash, they wouldn't need the helmets
mad heiress: pass the duchy
mad heiress: the hot anthrax cha-cha shuffle
mad heiress: when toilet paper becomes obsolete
mad heiress: rotten apple of your eye
mad heiress: as authentic as new york bbq
mad heiress: one limerick away from self-destruction
mad heiress: the scent of spoiled fish where none should be
mad heiress: throwing shade via nukes since 2019
mad heiress: brand ambassador of the dead
mad heiress: best little charnel house in texas
mad heiress: lumpen and unkempt, but still you love us
mad heiress: wittgenstein's hornpipe
mad heiress: who are you in the dark?
mad heiress: that good old classicist shim sham
mad heiress: carbonic acid gas, and other secrets
mad heiress: #piranhamilkshake
mad heiress: laudanum in your coffee
mad heiress: underwater cannibal selfie
mad heiress: with pith hat and cell phone, we advanced
mad heiress: your surrealist aide de camp
mad heiress: love affairs with deaf dwarves
mad heiress: a wetsuit made of vermicelli/skiing gloves made of eggplant/cake frosting made of fingernails
mad heiress: distracting you with ostentatious sideburns since 2007
mad heiress: toys "wr" us
mad heiress: the fruit that never ripens
mad heiress: enhanced interrogation for a new generation
mad heiress: dorothy loves everybody
mad heiress: mildly ineffectual
mad heiress: xenomorph dance party with adrian zmed
mad heiress: silver walls, wooden jacket
mad heiress: car chases underwater
mad heiress: funny melon painers
mad heiress: love song for the world's loneliest buildings
mad heiress: hope i get old before i die
mad heiress: your first choice in state-approved romantic literature
mad heiress: dark oiling the 23rd century
mad heiress: when ravens clean harpoons
mad heiress: inviting you to go fuck yourself
mad heiress: still sad about cecil the lion
mad heiress: where the nudists have no name
mad heiress: piousness squared
mad heiress: susan's strange
mad heiress: roughing you up in the confessional booth since 1973
mad heiress: try to stop me if you've heard this one before
mad heiress: dad tested, mom approved, kid boycotted
mad heiress: ideologues in search of ideologies
mad heiress: father cannot yell
mad heiress: government tracking device all up in yer sphincter
mad heiress: the bagel warming oven that transports you to the 14th century
mad heiress: cop visits madman in asylum seeking solace and answers
mad heiress: nazi group hug
mad heiress: explain cancer to a kitten, eat meat from a shark's mouth
mad heiress: ridley scott and uwe boll are the same person -- have you ever seen them accept an award together?
mad heiress: prepare your thrill glands for something entirely new
mad heiress: motley ragtag band of privileged venture capitalist-funded white tech bros overcomes zero obstacles to fund their inane phone app
mad heiress: get beside me, satan
mad heiress: voice-activated guillotine, banjo-activated flame thrower
mad heiress: in search of the inauthentic
mad heiress: cuntchunkin' like nobody's business
mad heiress: the bible was the first work of fiction to introduce readers to the concept of the unreliable narrator
mad heiress: now with 13% less sludge
mad heiress: factory reset for the soul
mad heiress: waybach time machine
mad heiress: romero erotics
mad heiress: everything is horrible, everything is amazing
mad heiress: ryker's island alumni services
mad heiress: a good old boy can become an intellectual, but an intellectual cannot become a good old boy
mad heiress: no country for men
mad heiress: caligula daycare. no other possibility.
mad heiress: beasting it since third grade
mad heiress: big in japan
mad heiress: cgi babies with handlebar moustaches
mad heiress: scottish men driven to tears
mad heiress: existential discussion at the end of a gun
mad heiress: cgi bacon
mad heiress: superhero films starring peter ustinov
mad heiress: taffing about since 1966
mad heiress: lovable scottish sniper
mad heiress: a motley rag tag band of tenured white ivy league professors
mad heiress: under new management
mad heiress: russia 1, usa 0
mad heiress: don't mess with my robot doot doot
mad heiress: where are the girl gangs who will stop at nothing? where have they gone?
mad heiress: destined for freakitude
mad heiress: around here, ain't nobody from around here
mad heiress: #nocerealinheaven
mad heiress: skinny is the new skinny
mad heiress: new jersey vegan helicopter pussy riot
mad heiress: where does a thought go when it's forgotten?
mad heiress: apology from a transgender german bodyguard
mad heiress: she asked inappropriate questions and repeatedly grabbed at my penis, but in her presence I was safe
mad heiress: caption this caption
mad heiress: aged by culture
mad heiress: las vegas taco instructions
mad heiress: elegy for a north korean daycare center
mad heiress: like a jazzed-up version of the nasty woman march
mad heiress: balls on a mother man
mad heiress: our fresh-faced office managers will astound you
mad heiress: i'd pay to see you eat that
mad heiress: 18 photos of men staring at women in the past
mad heiress: reconciled to life as an ashtray
mad heiress: i dream tof a world where every heckle is pitch perfect
mad heiress: rabbis flashing gang signs
mad heiress: invasion of the 1919 haircuts
mad heiress: your shaman's full of shit
mad heiress: ziggy played balalaika
mad heiress: overstaying our welcome before we even arrive
mad heiress: angela merkel won't stop sexting you? we can help.
mad heiress: without the cult of personality, culture has nothing
mad heiress: the way the start of every drum break goes "duh dugu dug"
mad heiress: you've got questions, we've got more questions
mad heiress: speak to storms. murder a sun.
mad heiress: our goddamn bodies, our goddamn motherfucking selves
mad heiress: love songs from a north korean hot dog vendor
mad heiress: nothing to say but 100 ways to say it
mad heiress: in search of the trivial
mad heiress: looking for the joke with a microscope
mad heiress: working on our mouthfeel
mad heiress: a dash of sea salt and a hint of candor
mad heiress: livestock herding advice for today's basic bitch
mad heiress: the unchecked wankery of clocks
mad heiress: ripping farts in pilates like a champ
mad heiress: how's that semi-nude standardized test proctoring service working out for you?
mad heiress: solutions in search of problems: 1935-1968
mad heiress: banality is our secret weapon
mad heiress: serpentine carbonated lunch beverage
mad heiress: sonic investigations of the trivial
mad heiress: your passport to hesitation
mad heiress: schmupper's catch of the day
mad heiress: reveling in sordid hackwork by rubbish media
mad heiress: drifting off to sleep each night to the sight of sumo wrestlers colliding
mad heiress: fake ads, real lies
mad heiress: as if on cue, a bethonged Charley Rose strutted into view without so much as a "how do you do?"
mad heiress: tv shows in which each uncredited background extra gets his or her own four-episode subplot
mad heiress: spobjotter
mad heiress: the laundromat of lost souls
mad heiress: the death and destruction of all known good in the universe, aka monday
mad heiress: of spaceships and regret
mad heiress: low-tech snack food called luddite poppers. no electricity required.
mad heiress: the moldovan home fries epidemic
mad heiress: the crooked hammer gods of diaper city
mad heiress: your best days are beside you
mad heiress: the men who fart at sharks
mad heiress: prevent the change you seek
mad heiress: all the emo snuff films you can stand
mad heiress: when charlie met squeaky
mad heiress: stag party in the fallout shelter
mad heiress: the plurality vs. the singularity
mad heiress: toot it, walker. toot it.
mad heiress: samuel pepys inner personal thought modulater
mad heiress: you are now entering an acceptance-free zone
mad heiress: the land of fictitious dances
mad heiress: fuck mothers of god, volume one
mad heiress: floral police van, polka-dot flack track
mad heiress: celebrating studio live albums with canned applause
mad heiress: encyclopedia brown and the case of the polkadot butt hole
mad heiress: funk bands fronted by dwarves with eczema
mad heiress: where even the patriatchs grow tired of patriarchy
mad heiress: spicy four-star armpit
mad heiress: madrigal for 1,000 faces
mad heiress: things that go up, never come down
mad heiress: too many cocks in the kitchen
mad heiress: sea shanties of the hermaphroditic wayfarer
mad heiress: jesus vs luke skywalker
mad heiress: inadvertant pussy farming since 1971
mad heiress: happily gentrifying your 'hood since 2017
mad heiress: nipple tassels on man breasts since 1926
mad heiress: undoing 50 years of cultural progress in 5 minutes
mad heiress: walter, why don't you suck a fuck?
mad heiress: wholly unrecognizable as human
mad heiress: since 1907, purveyors of fleshy delights
mad heiress: diaspora in your pants
mad heiress: you're like a rock star, except without the music, money, looks or fame
mad heiress: cartoon barnswaddle
mad heiress: over it before it even starts
mad heiress: the united skerries of gooligan
mad heiress: your ally in the fight against sustainability
mad heiress: alone again together
mad heiress: satan thanks you for your contribution
mad heiress: the complaint of the cannibal feminist
mad heiress: petabytes of man titties
mad heiress: papa's gotta brand new colostomy bag
mad heiress: just begging to be culturally appropriated
mad heiress: pol pot - the collected tweets
mad heiress: cannibal granny vs. transgender las vegas bikini contest
mad heiress: flatulent agitprop for the masses
mad heiress: the way nightclubs full of dancing youths resemble fascist rallies
mad heiress: hybrid forensics lab/micro brewery
mad heiress: the word for the sensation of mild nausea when you sit on a toilet seat that's still warm from the ass of whoever used it before
mad heiress: cub scout summer whiskey camp
mad heiress: combating the rise of carpathian douchebags since 1946
mad heiress: the ultimate guide to absolutely nothing
mad heiress: changing blossoms into fists
mad heiress: oppressively louche
mad heiress: when the air smells like country music
mad heiress: sven's impossibly frozen dinners
mad heiress: kung-fu marriage clinic
mad heiress: horrible is the new normal
mad heiress: destination frothpoint
mad heiress: remember when thoughts of parker posey kept us awake at night? me neither.
mad heiress: black is the new orange
mad heiress: a seismic shift in dillyrags
mad heiress: all the news that's fit to invent
mad heiress: the unsent letter left to rot inside a coat pocket
mad heiress: rock & roll vs. isis
mad heiress: trolling you from orbit since 2024
mad heiress: man at party wields clarinet
mad heiress: #pimpmylethalexecutionchair
mad heiress: #crabapplepisschrist
mad heiress: 23rd century gomstick sexbot blues
mad heiress: haunted gay mansion vs. chicana robot
mad heiress: 3d glasses for a 4d world
mad heiress: emergently abstruse
mad heiress: scraunchy trundlebits
mad heiress: doxing you from 20,000 leagues beneath the sea
mad heiress: note to self: the rapture is not an exit strategy
mad heiress: the adventures of mary queen of scots in slutbag metropolis
mad heiress: #ibbajerbs
mad heiress: entropy in tent city
mad heiress: not so much lies as an untested system of magical thought
mad heiress: it's yabba dabba do time
mad heiress: the secret pregnancy of friedrich nietzsche
mad heiress: failing to galvanize critics since 1973
mad heiress: transgender high school football team
mad heiress: clouds are classicist as fuck
mad heiress: you can't teach an old god new tricks
mad heiress: of piss, puss, and men
mad heiress: gumming up your goodness-of-fit ratio since 1872
mad heiress: the finest in surrealist anti-personnel outerwear
mad heiress: the beveled frond
mad heiress: morse code for "help my soul"
mad heiress: celebrating ironic distance since 1947
mad heiress: all music should be monophonic
mad heiress: glass half full. of shit.
mad heiress: jiggering your optics since 1935
mad heiress: rockstars are silly people
mad heiress: adventures with the right honorable hanz winklebaum
mad heiress: something's wrong with the color yellow again
mad heiress: i wanna hold your gland
mad heiress: prenups on the moon
mad heiress: primo levy made porn films
mad heiress: fondling the doors of orbital shipyards since 1929
mad heiress: deus ex a go-go
mad heiress: the world needs more infographics about circumcision
mad heiress: funky winkerbean goes to hell
mad heiress: answering the question "At what age should a man stop listening to techno/rave music?"
mad heiress: i guess everything's irrelative
mad heiress: beautiful melodies telling us terrible things
mad heiress: trolling you in the monastery since 1572
mad heiress: a trans connecticut yankee in cisqueer king arthur's court
mad heiress: more songs about building and fucking
mad heiress: afterbirth n' peppermints
mad heiress: laughing with a mouthful of dipping sauce
mad heiress: entirely synthetic
mad heiress: that difficult third album syndrome
mad heiress: no country for old memes
mad heiress: death by navajo mosquito net
mad heiress: greetings from photon mary and the torpedo tubes
mad heiress: self-promotion is for losers
mad heiress: a riot of lousy nimbus chasing fuckers
mad heiress: committing perjury in our sleep
mad heiress: taking the "you" out of youtube since 1978
mad heiress: happy everything-is-on-fire! day
mad heiress: walk a mile in a rich man's shoes
mad heiress: talk to me like a robot tonight
mad heiress: how much custard can you handle?
mad heiress: where gentlemen go to vox populi
mad heiress: arm in arm with lamentable dotards
mad heiress: diplomacy through absurdity since 2012
mad heiress: the lament of the flatulent assassin
mad heiress: your one-stop shop for eldritch erotics
mad heiress: tie fighters in ecstasy
mad heiress: xenomorph in your tummy
mad heiress: pulling into port with 3 tons of state-approved romantic literature
mad heiress: i must not think bad thoughts
mad heiress: is yogurt negotiable?
mad heiress: shaky disco snark attack
mad heiress: love affairs with deaf dwarves
mad heiress: patronizing you in ways you never imagined possible
mad heiress: in defense of men who cannot play guitar
mad heiress: prohibition of the senses
mad heiress: his majesty's alcoholic splendor
mad heiress: all human life is punishment
mad heiress: chesty crucifiers
mad heiress: failing to control ourselves at the buffet table since 1979
mad heiress: fire drills in hell
mad heiress: encouraging passivity in the armed forces since 2019
mad heiress: alimony for sexbots
mad heiress: the soiling of old glory
mad heiress: graydon carter action figure
mad heiress: when ghostwriters need ghostwriters
mad heiress: robots with eating disorders
mad heiress: pivoting to human interest
mad heiress: ridley scott and uwe boll are the same person
mad heiress: laughing with a mouthful of dipping sauce
mad heiress: your passport to hesitation
mad heiress: led by a coalition of the belligerent
mad heiress: archibald's orgy in hell
mad heiress: purveyors of the finest redneck librettos
mad heiress: mama won't be home tonight
mad heiress: because god doesn't give a shit
mad heiress: enchanted broccoli dildo
mad heiress: hell is other blemigans
mad heiress: thank you for being a frond
mad heiress: man. gun. train. the condensed history of cinema.
mad heiress: i philandered lonely in the crowd
mad heiress: twin sticks, my nubbins they did lay
mad heiress: allegheny bladder holster: big return
mad heiress: mobile divorce trucks, driving slowly through suburban neighborhoods. unhappy young newlyweds run out to greet them.
mad heiress: studied feltching at julliard, majored in vandalism at harvard
mad Heiress: he had a personality like perforated cardboard
mad heiress: wax the bot pout chauncey, wax the bot pout
mad heiress: slurpy cocaine riot
mad heiress: popcorn for the soul
mad heiress: referring to our spouse as our "insignificant other" since 2003
mad heiress: destiny's illegitimate child
mad heiress: the next james bond should be played by an albino african-american midget
mad heiress: more photos of hipsters standing at the edges of tall forests, please
mad heiress: where iggy pop becomes iggy putt
mad heiress: answering the question "at what age should a man stop listening to rave music?"
mad heiress: happy world-on-fire day
mad heiress: walk a mile in a rich man's shoes
mad heiress: internationalist deathray
mad heiress: herbicide by barking slot machine
mad heiress: zero gravity dandruff patrol
mad heiress: the center for unexceptional children
mad heiress: smooth jazz in a moral vacuum
mad heiress: wearing the t-shirts of bands we've never heard
mad heiress: kickstarters for martin shkreli
mad heiress: botox for the soul
mad heiress: operation righteous panty raid
mad heiress: spanish fandango in your pants
mad heiress: virginia is for lovers. and nazis.
mad heiress: awarding kim jong un the nobel peace prize for "notable achievements in the field of nuclear technology"
mad heiress: adventures in laotion elbow porn
mad heiress: as comforting as a bucket of warm shit on a winter's day
mad heiress: tactical nuclear didgeridoo
mad heiress: with great power comes great hubris
mad heiress: where the jokes are dead on arrival
mad heiress: dictators in cars yelling at baristas
mad heiress: susan sarandon is now too old to play susan sarandon
mad heiress: montages of James Franco running excitedly down corridors
mad heiress: fukishima sex parlors become all the rage. "irradiate my genitals!" goes the cry of the salaryman
mad heiress: a banner year for semi-nude art rock
mad heiress: rock paper incisors
mad heiress: death chants and military breakdowns
mad heiress: playing a medley of your favorite cell phone ring tones
mad heiress: incredibly mixed-up creatures who grew wings and flied
mad heiress: tap dancin' in the slaughterhouse
mad heiress: uninspired by actual events
mad heiress: greetings from the international house of 404 errors
mad heiress: turns out the superstitious sonar operator was right all along
mad heiress: where failure and good intentions meet
mad heiress: the first in a series of encoded transmissions
mad heiress: groucho marx is our spirit animal
mad heiress: ok comptroller
mad heiress: eleven things to do in minnesota when you're dead
mad heiress: daddy was a fence post, mama was an ironing board
mad heiress: the fat girl's guide to yoga
mad heiress: large hard-on collider vs dionysian sphere
mad heiress: death is just birth in reverse
mad heiress: more songs about buildings and food and cultural appropriation
mad heiress: daddy was a water heater, mama was a septic tank
mad heiress: life hacking our way to ineptitude
mad heiress: noh woman, noh cry
mad heiress: in the future, all androids shall talk in the patois of californian surfers
mad heiress: glory! released an all-star collaboration album that has so many guest stars that each singer only sings a single syllable per song
mad heiress: daddy was a jugaloo, mama was a deadhead
mad heiress: is that a wormhole in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
mad heiress: fortune favors the bald
mad heiress: the strange life and death of amoeba smalls
mad heiress: there are two kinds of people in this world - those who wait for the oven to preheat, and the rest of us
mad heiress: 99 luft balloons but a bitch ain't one/99 problems but a bottle of beer on the wall ain't one
mad heiress: what do you know about rattling napkins?
mad heiress: if i never again read an article with "reclaiming your..." in the title, it'll be too soon
mad heiress: it takes a nation of shareholders to hold us back
mad heiress: i wandered lonely as a downward trending instagram influencer
mad heiress: emu-driven solutions for a data-rich world
mad heiress: a frequent need to trade sharp objects with children
mad heiress: existentially cuckolded
mad heiress: glory! applied for a job as iggy pop's butler
mad heiress: every day must have its dog
mad heiress: the best summer dresses for bald-headed women
mad heiress: glory! did some session work for the alan parsons-dolly parton project
mad heiress: dox the casbah
mad heiress: turn the flower inside out
mad heiress: glory! changed my linkedin summary to "hangman for her majesty the queen"
mad heiress: cleo awake, cleo asleep
mad heiress: personal identity is boring
mad heiress: to the hero go the spoilers of war
mad heiress: the spanish influencer influenza of 1918
mad heiress: glory! sold my house and rented out an entire ghost cruise ship
mad heiress: have you thrown a boomerang at someone today?
mad heiress: let's all become extras in our own lives
mad heiress: are you ready to live in a world where every female data center manager resembles actor-era st. vincent?
mad heiress: the best thing about immortality is that you can fart forever
mad heiress: why have life goals when you can have afterlife goals?
mad heiress: answering the question "who audits the auditor?"
mad heiress: music for shark attacks, parts i-iv
mad heiress: glory! formed an antonin artaud-inspired blues band called antonin's boogie. cruelty never sounded so good.
mad heiress: you know you're more than you know but you just can't prove it. not yet.
mad heiress: sun ra and his electric light arkestra
mad heiress: the erotic hallucinations of a priest lusting after the wife of a general, or so they say
mad heiress: to win is to fail/stomping at the border tonight/everything's all right when you sing "ooh ooh ooh"
mad heiress: nudity and sex but no foam parties
mad heiress: the best songs feel like inevitable thoughts
mad heiress: glory! published a book of nonsensical poetry called the smiling bidet
mad heiress: say something obscene into the microphone. think about the dance hydrogen and electricity do. wink like you think a shark winks.
mad heiress: where coldplay meets cosplay
mad heiress: the world is a funny place. let's make it a little funnier.
mad heiress: pour en finir avec le jugement de dieu
mad heiress: love and sex and death and personal hygiene and sunny goddamn freshness all year long
mad heiress: glory! convinced the literary world that jd salinger is writing choose your own adventure books for pre-teens
mad heiress: time passes very slowly when you're in a hippo's mouth
mad heiress: little-known fact: pornography can provide all the emotional solace the average person needs
mad heiress: glory! changed my name to artemis trouserpencil and went door to door selling life insurance for sexbots
mad heiress: what if all the women on dating apps who are "seeking their partner in crime" are actually looking for a guy to commit crimes with?
mad heiress: susan foley's flight from the phantasmagorical
mad heiress: the 100th bite tastes just like the 1st
mad heiress: imagine if you will a world where every office character gets their own tv spinoff
mad heiress: where does a body begin?
mad heiress: hey, wanna participate in an exploitative system?
mad heiress: easing into that inevitable neoliberal stockholm syndrome
mad heiress: glory! became a doctor just so i could say to my patients "it looks like you have an advanced case of the primordial rooty toots"
mad heiress: this is for when you feel like a work of fiction. any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
mad heiress: glory! convince apple to add esperanto as a supported language to the iphone
mad heiress: he opened his mouth to speak and was surprised when a series of pitched thuds tumbled out
mad heiress: what happens when an entire society lives inside its illusion?
mad heiress: walking the tightrope between ambition and exhaustion
mad heiress: chronicling the romance between man and train since 1972
mad heiress: all men are liars (and that's the truth)
mad heiress: why has no one written a love song entitled goddammit yet?
mad heiress: maybe this isn't such a good time to engage in an all-out culture war
mad heiress: in the dream your tongue is transformed into an abnormally large maggot writhing unseeingly searching the air for sustenance
mad heiress: you know you want to ride this bounce house
mad heiress: putting the 'oops' in 'poops' since 1992
mad heiress: tell them i drowned in a barrel of wine
mad heiress: where style meets sustenance
mad heiress: it seemed like a good idea at the time
mad heiress: cat o'nine tails got your tongue?
mad heiress: where internet outrage smells like lilacs
mad heiress: where form fucks function
mad heiress: employing reverse-reverse psychology to devastating effect
mad heiress: that little town where they kill their children
mad heiress: front-row seats for witnessing the decline of western civilization
mad heiress: where even the gluten is gluten-free
mad heiress: contractually obligated to disappoint
mad heiress: these napalm-infused brussel sprouts will change the way you think about eating
mad heiress: never met a distant radio signal of unknown origin we didn't like
mad heiress: woptobbler hemoglobin haptogoblins
mad heiress: window shopping for a coherent ideology
mad heiress: the man from ohio oh he slammed the plan, the man from ohio oh he slammed the plan
mad heiress: as your skull earfucks the earth, do us this one favor...
mad heiress: making love to a vampire with a monkey on my knee
mad heiress: the day a meteor made entirely of sweet potatoes slammed into earth
mad heiress: japanese mitten porn clogging up your search results
mad heiress: this philly cheesesteak customer cannot even right now
mad heiress: quilting without guilt since 1969
mad heiress: earthquakes in slow motion
mad heiress: good news sleeps until noon
mad heiress: the cavemen were obviously bisexualaf
mad heiress: zero is as zero does/let x=x
mad heiress: all up in your fancy since 1983
mad heiress: 73 yards of brazilian finery
mad heiress: where opioids meet mopiods
mad heiress: 101 of the best billionaire humble brags
mad heiress: i don't know how you do it, but lie to me, baby, lie to me
mad heiress: putting the strumpet in your trumpet and the stuffin' in in your muffin
mad heiress: like sex in a portapotty on the last day of a week-long outdoor summer music festival
mad heiress: fax me outside
mad heiress: nerd rage will only get you so far
mad heiress: blackhawks at the diner
mad heiress: doin' the grimbolic two-step
mad heiress: wholly detached from the fevers of our times
mad heiress: embracing powerlessness as a way of life
mad heiress: mystery lozenge of the 14th century, reveal thyself
mad heiress: towards a methodology of total inaction
mad heiress: when invited into a man's castle, don't pee in his boots
mad heiress: run through that brick brick wall like it was butter
mad heiress: writing the algorithms that determine your negativity bias
mad heiress: is it yabba dabba doo time yet?
mad heiress: absurdity's last best hope
mad heiress: suicide breasts drive you bonkers
mad heiress: this is for when you can't tell the difference between a snowball fight and a tactical thermonuclear exchange
mad heiress: civilization ends with a tweet
mad heiress: dark, fuzzy, demented
mad heiress: unloaded a double barrel of buckshot at the moon. when's it gonna hit?
mad heiress: living our lives sideways at the best of times
mad heiress: every girl crazy 'bout a larp-dressed man
mad heiress: flowers in our faces, baskets in our cases
mad heiress: glory! got a job at unc library and formed a low-energy indie mope trio with fellow librarians called failure horse
mad heiress: always leave them larping
mad heiress: sergeant dr pepper's lonely discontinued soda club band
mad heiress: love lies vaping
mad heiress: disturbed by workplace gifs
mad heiress: glory! found happiness by opening a conceptualist roadside diner called ed's oblique eats
mad heiress: tweeting the untweetable since 1688
mad heiress: like "nnnnngh oooooo eeeee"
mad heiress: contains .001% juice
mad heiress: the ass is always greener on the other side
mad heiress: remember when we looked forward the internet?
mad heiress: glory! formed an in-person 4chan group chat on meetup
mad heiress: desperately looking for a blockbuster to return our overdue vhs tape to
mad heiress: somewhere there's a hydraulic system with your name on it
mad heiress: from the trash heap of history straight to your social feed
mad heiress: where it's at. got two face masks and a microphone.
mad heiress: who needs new car smell when you can have new outhouse smell
mad heiress: glory! founded a moving company called two men in a truck who don't give a fuck
mad heiress: there's a shucker born every minute
mad heiress: in no particular order of importance - sex, death, birth
mad heiress: a naked man was seen wandering the streets of district 11 last night. was that you?
mad heiress: glory! made a name for myself organizing bikini contests for people with elephantiasis
mad heiress: where radar meets gaydar
mad heiress: once upon a time in dollywood
mad heiress: jet planes. girls in comic books.
mad heiress: the dirtiest joke at disneyland
mad heiress: write for your fight to party
mad heiress: circle strafing our way into your heart
mad heiress: these are the days my friend, these are the days
mad heiress: if you can't do something smart, do something right
mad heiress: send nudes when you get home so we know you made it home safely
mad heiress: a riot of unwearable hats
mad heiress: unsafe at any emotional speed
mad heiress: all emotions removed to make room for more puzzles
mad heiress: some of our best friends are petrified dopplegangers
mad heiress: pith hat vs piss hat
mad heiress: your rocket ship to alaska
mad heiress: zen and the art of election fraud
mad heiress: the superficial interstitial
mad heiress: powering down vs sexing up
mad heiress: compost all up in your thong
mad heiress: confessions of a stunt man poet
mad heiress: baby cowboy boots strung up over a power line
mad heiress: like a sexual dodecahedron
mad heiress: benefit concert for vladimir putin, with pussy riot headlining
mad heiress: 21 flavors of ectoplasmic maternity gum
mad heiress: where gaydar meets radar
mad heiress: compost all up in your ice cream cone
mad heiress: screw life hacks, does anyone know any good death hacks?
mad heiress: bribing our way into heaven
mad heiress: a reacharound for jesus
mad heiress: this one goes out to all the albino okinawan pop singers trapped inside burning elevators
mad heiress: physical beauty is just another form of being handicapped
mad heiress: courting you with weird breathy phone calls since 1982
mad heiress: more rock songs should start with a deep yawn from the singer
mad heiress: sealing the deal by doxing your granny
mad heiress: the years just end up making us sillier
mad heiress: masters of the sidelong glance
mad heiress: 2001 an airspacebnb odyssey
mad heiress: a campaign of sustained indifference
mad heiress: all emotional confessionals must be submitted in triplicate with a supervisor's signature
mad heiress: the challenge is to say something new and make it old again
mad heiress: where were you the day culture collapsed in on itself?
mad heiress: 99 problems but a break in the time-space continuum ain't one
mad heiress: ...and so to the spider, the web is home
mad heiress: silently judging your facial hair
mad heiress: look back in languor
mad heiress: "you don't make me feel like a woman anymore," said the quaalude to the glass
mad heiress: glamour! music! dancing robots!
mad heiress: it's all been a frame. a trick. a game. we did it with mirrors. we couldn't think of a number, so we gave you a name.
mad heiress: talkin' that surrealist jive
mad heiress: fingernails in the soup since 1974
mad heiress: anthems without listeners
mad heiress: one-man sleeper cells
mad heiress: punchup at a vegan birthing center
mad heiress: mining memes for millions
mad heiress: throwing pennies at the satellites
mad heiress: of humans and ambiguity
mad heiress: we'd take a cultural bullet for you any day
mad heiress: #documenteverything
mad heiress: the finest in trump-putin homosexual fan fiction
mad heiress: embracing stereotypes so you don't have to
mad heiress: no facts, only theories
mad heiress: from rock god to beverly hills pool cleaner
mad heiress: skidding about on the greasy surface of irrelevant brilliance
mad heiress: taciturn teens vs. the bax wot pout flangers
mad heiress: the 11 and 1/2 flavors of mustache
mad heiress: the dap dipping crescendo
mad heiress: unveiling the synth bass line that will blow your fucking mind
mad heiress: this is a low-flying panic attack
mad heiress: church bastard. a sanctimonious fragrance for men.
mad heiress: swalloons n' kidz
mad heiress: arpeggiating your unease
mad heiress: darkness is the literacy of regression
mad heiress: like rasputin on roller skates
mad heiress: because every band needs a theme song and trademark dance
mad heiress: committing virutal identity suicide since 2013
mad heiress: lupe fiasco is leaning into monday like nobody's business
mad heiress: is it true you shamed a french janglebot?
mad heiress: raising the eyebrows of the highbrows since 2014
mad heiress: setting the standards for man-clapper research since 2022
mad heiress: ground zero for your momma's apocalypse
mad heiress: elegy for the middle class
mad heiress: towers will be violated at owner's expense
mad heiress: we know where you live. but unlike those other sinister cabals, we just don't care.
mad heiress: uploading your libido to the cloud since 2012
mad heiress: your sojourn amongst the dolomites
mad heiress: of compost and birthday cake
mad heiress: anniversary of your self-immolation
mad heiress: decay and ruin and a girl named sue
mad heiress: ancestral jimminylicks
mad heiress: of goiters and possibilities
mad heiress: modernist snob trapped in post-modernist body
mad heiress: a deeply repulsive form of aural pornography
mad heiress: hen pecked and hog tied
mad heiress: the girl from ipanema is tired, so tired
mad heiress: geronimo's ceo scalp collection is coming along nicely
mad heiress: u.s.s.r. of a.
mad heiress: the 763-hour workweek
mad heiress: off-world faceloads, volume 7
mad heiress: Ode to a can of mechanically separated chicken parts/of blow jobs and back taxes
mad heiress: beatdown at a bris
mad heiress: shooting ourself in the foot since 1934
mad heiress: tilting at absurdist windmills since 1932
mad heiress: because love means never having to use an acquainal mind probe
mad heiress: cannibal marauder dustup at hovercraft station
mad heiress: the algerian nun connection
mad heiress: tolerating your bullshit since 1969
mad heiress: lullaby for damascus
mad heiress: a shock squad of unkempt lesbians vs. an elite cadre of afterschool soccer moms
mad heiress: drop ship in a damascus bathhouse
mad heiress: asleep at the wheel of culture since 1997
mad heiress: lamda & the negative binomials/caterwaul & the remainder tables/emdash n' th' #s
mad heiress: "it takes a special kind of man to wear those trousers," you think to yourself
mad heiress: memorials for the czarfuckers
mad heiress: re-conceptualize the food court
mad heiress: #coolstorybro
mad heiress: savaged in the adriatic/the spanish fly in your pepto bismal
mad heiress: they'll be playing californian hot tub jazz at your beheading
mad heiress: sandwich rhetoric
mad heiress: the new slogan from rock god fonderswelter: incorporate!
mad heiress: the awkwardness of long corridors
mad heiress: you'd like to stop using your eyes for awhile
mad heiress: no political knee we haven't jerked/forever on the wrong side of history
mad heiress: been white so long it feels like black to me
mad heiress: the launch code in your fortune cookie
mad heiress: there are problems in these times, but oh none of them are mine!
mad heiress: inadvertent fisticuffs since 1975
mad heiress: we were promised deep-sea erections
mad heiress: love wears red pleather
mad heiress: america's funniest instagram meltdowns
mad heiress: schnitzel rocket
mad heiress: speaking ill of the dead since 1968
mad heiress: war is a social system
mad heiress: a polite british outlaw state of mind
mad heiress: archimedean copulas ftw
mad heiress: where old porn meets new
mad heiress: failing all known personality tests since 1965
mad heiress: neofeudalism in the age of entitlement
mad heiress: crying "uncle!" in the culture wars
mad heiress: them some crazy chickens
mad heiress: spare a thought for the bespeckled chubby rhythm guitarist in the australian rock video
mad heiress: robot birthday party
mad heiress: is that a genital or an octopus?
mad heiress: wingnuts in overdrive/wingnuts in reverse
mad heiress: lazing it up with expired deli meats since 1973
mad heiress: toilet seat on the edge of forever
mad heiress: only the finest in artisinal ankh fishhooks
mad heiress: captain & teniele vs. isis
mad heiress: give us discreet self-lubricating pocket catheters or give us death!
mad heiress: throw a rock in your backyard, a butterfly rapes a bee in china
mad heiress: cats bite bats. bats wear hats.
mad heiress: a session with doctor faustus
mad heiress: #thestruggleissurreal
mad heiress: rage quitting our way to permadeath
mad heiress: the anonymous van with the tinted windows parked outside your child's daycare for days on end
mad heiress: and the award for best surrealist pool cleaner goes to...
mad heiress: "take not a maiden who, when she sees a man of bronze, loses possession of herself."
mad heiress: there was no such incident between the carriage and the containment facility
mad heiress: i wandered lonely as a digit feed
mad heiress: at the heart of every corporate entity, an ugly concrete stairwell
mad heiress: waystations for the argonauts
mad heiress: no slim jims for ted
mad heiress: cleveland snuffbox
mad heiress: welcoming uncertainty back to the decision-making process
mad heiress: don't you miss the days when science had your back?
mad heiress: the clairvoyance of volcanoes
mad heiress: hunny bunnies from bakersfield, volume ii: the case of the cannibal sex bot
mad heiress: astrobiology has not made my father a bad man
mad heiress: differently unabled
mad heiress: don't make me come over there
mad heiress: bipedal and useless since 2010
mad heiress: appomattox beat box frenzy
mad heiress: recon drone follies
mad heiress: face down in the toilet of our choice
mad heiress: balloon women amongst octopus helicopters /caucasian office worker gyrating on mac keyboard
mad heiress: fake people, real problems
mad heiress: shitting into the hadron collider when nobody's looking
mad heiress: wintering with war criminals
mad heiress: 70's cereal: count blackula
mad heiress: a small room of one's own in which to micturate
mad heiress: embracing ambiguity in our lesiure purchases since 1967
mad heiress: incident at an icelandic sexbot factory
mad heiress: do you even know what it is you're singing along to?
mad heiress: god gets bored sometimes, too
mad heiress: when coattails collide
mad heiress: bosoms, trumpets, modern art
mad heiress: post-organic peep show
mad heiress: the finest in bert and ernie simulators
mad heiress: doubt, redoubled
mad heiress: girding our loins since 1911
mad heiress: hunter-gatherers of the food court; apex predators of the corporate sports bar
mad heiress: disco mystics shred the pout swans
mad heiress: the telepathic diary of a failed aristocrat during the time of the first singularity
mad heiress: greenlighting cannibal meth frenzies since 2028
mad heiress: reproducible cupcake bastard shoehorn society go-getter panic squad
mad heiress: fellating the captains of industry since 1919
mad heiress: yield to the data, billingsley
mad heiress: sounds of collapsing new buildings
mad heiress: play that big night music, dimitri
mad heiress: showing you people what bodies are for
mad heiress: project hangnail
mad heiress: how many yemenis does it take to behead a lightbulb?
mad heiress: like foreplay with a ballpeen hammer
mad heiress: inadvertent fisticuffs since 1975/snark tweeting joss whedon since 2017
mad heiress: a fistfulla fistulas
mad heiress: peroxide hollywood consignment ass
mad heiress: sexbot on a hot tin roof
mad heiress: the 21st-century confidence man/the harpie hallucinating under your bed
mad heiress: another backyard box-and-whisker plot
mad heiress: bark like an angry angel
mad heiress: toenail bowl. a bento box lunchable by ernie.
mad heiress: gom stick. a fragrance for men.
mad heiress: dramamine bushleague retirement party
mad heiress: the inevitable logic of skin
mad heiress: help us turn the sky back on
mad heiress: year of the asimov shitstorm
mad heiress: there was no such incident between the carriage and the finish line
mad heiress: the wah-wah pedal to your stratocaster
mad heiress: eating candybars in public lavatories since 1994
mad heiress: with boney hands, the world i'll sway; i'll feed a bird on a lonely day
mad heiress: optimizing phase patterns and array shifts for sub-tropical research stations since 1978
mad heiress: serving up nervous breakdowns from the back of the van
mad heiress: art attack!
mad heiress: the year of dreaming dangerously
mad heiress: trafficking in some upfit hodanky shit
mad heiress: get thee to an armory
mad heiress: thratch
mad heiress: binkram's severity matrix click-track threatened to derail nesbit's birthday party
mad heiress: absentee ballot for the soul
mad heiress: name-dropping hindu gods for our east hamptons interior decorating service since 2004
mad heiress: unplugging the feedtube
mad heiress: child soldier: the musical
mad heiress: afrodisiac
mad heiress: guided by vices
mad heiress: those were the droids you were looking for
mad heiress: waving, not drowning
mad heiress: themes for ruined cities
mad heiress: cut-rate comfort eggs of the dispossessed
mad heiress: singer songwriters will be shot at dawn
mad heiress: the eldritch pillow
mad heiress: exotic bodies in retrograde
mad heiress: in love with random transient noise bursts
mad heiress: welcome to the jingle
mad heiress: i know why the caged sexbot sings
mad heiress: jumping jacks in zero g
mad heiress: the sand in your joints, the happy family diorama in your living room window
mad heiress: a headdress for every mood
mad heiress: tete-a-tete with a gay rhino
mad heiress: sunset viewed from atop a barge of filth
mad heiress: bagpipes in the shower
mad heiress: so much turpentine in your oven
mad heiress: provocation is fashion
mad heiress: the girl with the know-nothing eyes
mad heiress: rolling with big muddy
mad heiress: a back-to-school gift they won't soon forget
mad heiress: chew up the starlight, spit out a satellite
mad heiress: nibblets, front and center
mad heiress: you wouldn't understand, it's a post-organic thing
mad heiress: the satellites just winked at you
mad heiress: for those who don't realize how repulsive they are, this one's for you
mad heiress: frollicking naked in glass houses
mad heiress: doing our part to enforce handclap standards everywhere
mad heiress: building better worlds through absurdism since 2005
mad heiress: where rollerskating never goes out of style
mad heiress: for when you feel like a plastic dad in a plastic sunset
mad heiress: wanted in seven districts for siberian mind crimes
mad heiress: the jahadist fashion dilemma: does this balaclava make me look fat?
mad heiress: the farsi of crazy
mad heiress: the boy with television eyes
mad heiress: big men. big science.
mad heiress: rumpoling the bailey since 1934
mad heiress: all the children sing bamboo music
mad heiress: setting phasers to stun since 1967
mad heiress: venus menus shits all over shoeshine city
mad heiress: leveraging the algoriddmic power of jamaican computing
mad heiress: all tomorrow's bowdlerizations
mad heiress: only psychopaths whistle aloud
mad heiress: baby jupe-jupe and kid lassiter
mad heiress: unpacking tropes, wherever we might find them
mad heiress: placating shut-ins since 1978
mad heiress: colliding with butterflies since 2018
mad heiress: because lesbians rarely own small dogs
mad heiress: how many surrealists does it take to screw in a fur-covered lightbulb?
mad heiress: a golden gossamer for your thoughts
mad heiress: lifestyle advice for dirgible captains
mad heiress: summers were popsicles and freshly mowed grass
mad heiress: violence is intimate
mad heiress: annexing star fuckers from planet "time"
mad heiress: confusing chinese gangsters since 1965
mad heiress: tearing down your bildungsroman
mad heiress: an alan smithee film
mad heiress: it's that silly rictus grin that makes us love you
mad heiress: quickly, to the scramjet!
mad heiress: masterminding jamaican crime since 1981
mad heiress: dumping and jumping like a two-pump chump
mad heiress: this ain't your daddy's venn diagram
mad heiress: when only the finest european oils will do
mad heiress: basslines for your spine
mad heiress: elbows off the table, dammit
mad heiress: shallow be thy maker
mad heiress: earn soda points while slaughtering dodos!
mad heiress: for memories not yet remembered
mad heiress: like a post-modernist fistfight
mad heiress: detonate for me, baby
mad heiress: adjusting our moral code to match the environment
mad heiress: frenemies in high places
mad heiress: diary of a conning tower operator
mad heiress: helping david bowie and philip glass start their own lawn-care business
mad heiress: aphrodite acres, a 22nd-century retirement home for supermodels, on float cloud city
mad heiress: wha'ppah?
mad heiress. cymbals eat guitars
mad heiress: an infinite feedback loop
mad heiress: harangues from the trouserless
mad heiress: art shows at the hanoi hilton
mad heiress: jazz potatoes
mad heiress: a one act play in no words- "the thought"
mad heiress. never not in your dictionary
mad heiress: monogrammed hankies on parade
mad heiress: chewing with our mouths open
mad heiress: we shit zeros and ones
mad heiress: night of the tunisan art party
mad heiress: picking you last at kickball all throughout 7th grade
mad heiress: "this is for when your sex is full of voodoo"
mad heiress: spitballs in your hair from the back of the class
mad heiress: gilding the lily since 2008
mad heiress. "history disappears faster than we can make it"
mad heiress: navigating the amsterdam of twat
mad heiress: mommy bloggers driving foreign policy since 2004
mad heiress: it's a robot, not a choice
mad heiress: this is for when you feel ethereal as fuck
mad heiress: bringing back the three-lampshade lunch
mad heiress: dj trancepants and mc crashpad live at the mindwipe
mad heiress: interviews with men on fire
mad heiress: contaminating the crime scene since 1955
mad heiress: spreeky cheeks the flattererer the scatterer of ashes
mad heiress: trouble in tijuana/unrest in juarez/chaos in chiapas
mad heiress: this ai loves you; this computer is dyslexic
mad heiress: my sitar wants to kill yer mama
mad heiress: because life is an all-day breath jam
mad heiress: a smattering of gypsy curses
mad heiress: crispus attucks controls the internet
mad heiress: sgt. dr. pepper vs my chemical bromance
mad heiress: a quiet place in paraguay
mad heiress: lolita with an eyesore
mad heiress: making children safe for art
mad heiress: i see you, mara
mad heiress: everything new is old again
mad heiress: calypso music for the police state
mad heiress: goforth broke the bottle over morgan's head
mad heiress: money is your yoga, baby
mad heiress: are you now, or have you ever been?
mad heiress: eating then shitting, shitting then eating. what else could we do?
mad heiress: hell is other people. with guns.
mad heiress: so this buddhist walks into a bar...
mad heiress: shinier than soft bullets
mad heiress: effeminate gay wrestler comedy podcast
mad heiress: an attentive army of comfort consultants at the ready
mad heiress: the dahmer party
mad heiress: we choose the world, despite its opacity
mad heiress: going stir crazy in this mountain cabin
mad heiress: you need to let me know that i will be suing
mad heiress: giving nietzsche syphillis since 1805
mad heiress: going full retard since 2010
mad heiress: typsy on a tuesday again
mad heiress: sanctioning corporate malfeasance with the worst of them
mad heiress: dispensing salty justice since 2029
mad heiress: the ballad of whiskey joe and the dudelicks
mad heiress: the up-tone of button-down puffery
mad heiress: responding to subtle shifts in frequency
mad heiress: john lennon was an asshole
mad heiress: dumping chaff at 20,000 feet
mad heiress: our favorite buildings. gone.
mad heiress: jazz from before the invention of hair
mad heiress: ipso facto pleasure testers for men
mad heiress: making rich dudes anxious
mad heiress: policing the blogosphere since 1929
mad heiress: a hand job in zero g
mad heiress: idiocy for dummies
mad heiress: two humps, no camel
mad heiress: the auschwitz selfie outrage
mad heiress: this is why you should have stayed in school
mad heiress: frolicking inside the containment field
mad heiress: putting the "cry" in crime since 2022
mad heiress: like an afterschool special for marcel duchamp
mad heiress: people who feed on people, are the hungriest people
mad heiress: rim jobbing the mind vandals
mad heiress: fellating third-world dictators since 1933
mah heiress: bristling with cultural irrelevence
mad heiress: sex vs. death
mad heiress: walker-bowel-steamship saga
mad heiress: winged douchebags in flight
mad heiress: be better. be someone else.
mad heiress: like a freight train through your soul
mad heiress: rudyard kipling never had days like these
mad heiress: a demure army of spiritual blockade runners
mad heiress: sex is something you have to do every once in awhile, whether you want to or not
mad heiress: bladed feathers on briny skin
mad heiress: buckets of sick for your trouble
mad heiress: pushing buddha out the chopper
mad heiress: big shim daddy kane has a mustachioed mistress
mad heiress: living someone else's life while there's still time
mad heiress: mindslaves, inc
mad heiress: ankle angle doubledash
mad heiress: you won't get rich broadcasting the mating life of eels, but it sure is fun
mad heiress: a blind sculptor who works with radioactive clay
mad heiress: tweeners firing rocket launchers in the food court
mad heiress: english people grappling wildcats in the bathtub
mad heiress: atrocity momma
mad heiress: in the future, each of us shall incorporate
mad heiress: the way dudes who work at bike shops are just way too self confident
mad heiress: pornography on a workingman's budget
mad heiress: night of the living skeptics
mad heiress: gender studies where none should be
mad heiress: jittery dentists, cut-rate proctologists
mad heiress: bristling with practiced dissonance
mad heiress: where jazzercise meets circumcision
mad heiress: bristling with practiced dissidents
mad heiress: bristling with practiced diffidence
mad heiress: bristling with practiced indifference
mad heiress: aristocrats having ephihanies while engaged in acts of unconscionable violence
mad heiress: today is "write like a syphillitic 19th-century parisian poet" day
mad heiress: dance of the arthritic remission pooves
mad heiress: dance of the apoplectic consignment snakes
mad heiress: the best in off-world synthetic meat products
mad heiress: sexy warheads make terrorism come 'rotic
mad heiress: a gorgon delivers my sunday paper
mad heiress: drexel ratch and the haunted milkshake
mad heiress: facefaller: a dirk tangiers metamystery
mad heiress: dedicated to the hobbyist astronauts. where would space exploitation be without the fleeting dedication of dilettante explorers?
mad heiress: in terrorism, postmodernism is forced to confront its shadow, the premodern
mad heiress: why does it always come back to barney?
mad heiress: miss black teenage america 1972 would like a word with you
mad heiress: who among us hasn't played the part of thuggish executioner?
mad heiress: under no circumstances should the french be allowed to play rock and roll
mad heiress: grown children at play
mad heiress: my n-series is an honor butler bot at st. smithers' robo finishing academy
mad heiress: if waking life is the main course, sleep is dessert
mad heiress: and when there's nothing left to steal, then what?
mad heiress: low risk, high yield
mad heiress: hijacking paper planes
mad heiress: thom thumb and his mitochondrial blues band
mad heiress: it's high time zimbabwe hosted a cosplay convention
mad heiress: the statue of a priest sweats in naples at night
mad heiress: a balloon changes its mind and reverses course
mad heiress: shark-butter-cupcake-bastard-shoehorn-assistance squad, at your assistance
mad heiress: knife thrower's convention at the local 502
mad heiress: schemers, dreamers, executioners, here is your land
mad heiress: careless mountains, careful sky
mad heiress: pauline prepped pulled pork in a polkadot poncho in a pawnshop
mad heiress: she had the patience of a map
mad heiress: the god of soft missiles weeps inside his own terrarium
mad heiress: a strict embargo on scottish space stations
mad heiress: point me at the scenery, agnes
mad heiress: we've successfully cloned donald sutherland's moustache, circa 1975
mad heiress: knives in the air. songs to the bird.
mad heiress: the corporation whisperer
mad heiress: tanner took a tan shit on a tin roof then busied himself with a riot of silent idioting
mad heiress: cocks are planes coming in to land atop sculpted landing strips
mad heiress: going 'full midget' for the role
mad heiress: basically, the options are as follows: get married or write manifestos
mad heiress: has a butterfly ever driven a magazine editor to tears?
mad heiress: not so much an achille's heel, as much as an achille's torso
mad heiress: should you move to oakland, the chang suk muvvas has a little surprise in store for you
mad heiress: my kingdom for a lebanese hovercraft
mad heiress: a gefilte fish for elsa. no other possibility.
mad heiress: halitosis is your calling card
mad heiress: the boy who ate robots and shat dirt
mad heiress: a dog named dirty buddha
mad heiress: the god fuck
mad heiress: armageddon. this beautiful tree.
mad heiress: impersonations with improbable thieves
mad heiress: only fools know everything
mad heiress: a time toy for asspinis
mad heiress: recon drone photobomb
mad heiress: the great white hope
mad heiress: surrogate sex bomb
mad heiress: dress real nice on judgement day
mad heiress: what do you do when nobody's watching?
mad heiress: gildersleeve fancied himself a real hottentot of twat
mad heiress: taking back the morning from the overachievers
mad heiress: beauregard was a tireless advocate for the rights of gay service droids
mad heiress: a grand guginol for ethel, a meatplow for agnes
mad heiress: fire in the pleather factory
mad heiress: party in a dictator's pants
mad heiress: awaiting inspiration was your first mistake
mad heiress: fur-covered spaceships
mad heiress: iraqi happy meals
mad heiress: hors hotchkiss leaned into each stroke of his porcupine wax job
mad heiress: gonad oswego and the crazyass clowns and "some flyway process of crazyass bullshit"
mad heiress: barnaby crotch: a cologne for men
mad heiress: dino the ectoplasm hustler
mad heiress: bang the drum slowly, chauncey
mad heiress: they're cloning william shatner's star power
mad heiress: the day punk rock came to the sunglass kiosk
mad heiress: people who breed people. are the pluckiest people.
mad heiress: household submarine rationing is now in effect
mad heiress: because rome wasn't sacked in a day
mad heiress: soiling our britches since 1936
mad heiress: fixing your imperfect soul in post
mad heiress: drunk girls save the world every friday night
mad heiress: what's good for the goose is good for the elite navy seal team
mad heiress: a case of creeping death at the neighborhood playground
mad heiress: paging dr. bungle
mad heiress: humming gwar in the elevator
mad heiress: they're still singing about the great carboro tofu drop of '07
mad heiress: you are hereby found guilty of the crime of being yourself
mad heiress: tastes of toasted suzy
mad heiress: monkeyshines and stage japes
mad heiress: it's only stealing if they catch you
mad heiress: old men in dirty underwear
mad heiress: spend a week walking like a taller person
mad heiress: their brands, our gods
mad heiress: angels with dirty assholes
mad heiress: strange doings afoot in the world of men
mad heiress: carousing among the armpit whores with louche abandon
mad heiress: draining the pool for clues of you
mad heiress: dread and circuses
mad heiress: skronking with binky
mad heiress: the adventures of daisy donk and dom the dom
mad heiress: parades of dyspeptic twaddle
mad heiress: playgrounds of buffonish pantaloons
mad heiress: cool story, bro
mad heiress: the adventures of beuregard, the transgendered performance art robot
mad heiress: pushing your inlaws out the helicopter
mad heiress: the real deal in corporate sanctioned youth rebellion
mad heiress: dune buggies across the sahara
mad heiress: the banality of evil, the profundity of good
mad heiress: in the future, sex change booths will be like tanning salons
mad heiress: summoning the passion to remain indifferent
mad heiress: what are songs but lists and circles?
mad heiress: greetings from senorita snatch n' grab
mad heiress: sonic shitshines for the soul
mad heiress: a thimbleful of talent
mad heiress: rattus noverticus
mad heiress: lament of the uninspired ninja- "i'm just not feeling it."
mad heiress: death by milktruck
mad heiress: a crack squad of unmotivated lesbian window cleaners
mad heiress: parachuting into alligator farms
mad heiress: send in the clowns
mad heiress: of powerful women, we say that they have breasticles
mad heiress: diary of a dyspeptic nobleman during the 2024 protein riots
mad heiress: the osmosis of vomit
mad heiress: gunfire and pianos
mad heiress: "i'm morgan freeman, and i endorse genital mutilation"
mad heiress: where absurdity courts vulgarity
mad heiress: lament of the inconvenient people
mad heiress: demigod and the rape rats, bete noir and the misery shakes
mad heiress: release the bats!
mad heiress: we grew here; you flew here
mad heiress: fools at play
mad heiress: factories are playgrounds
mad heiress: when zipper catches skin
mad heiress: sex without gravity
mad heiress: dustups in a pawnshop
mad heiress: open your mouth and venus comes exploding out your forehead
mad heiress: poetry for lumbersexuals
mad heiress: radiant in our repugnance
mad heiress: love without touching
mad heiress: abducting reason in your sleep
mad heiress: it's only make believe, unless you're on high-grade government lsd
mad heiress: beauty gone to seed
mad heiress: music by committee
mad heiress: sex without gravity since 1959
mad heiress: empires have risen and fallen on less
mad heiress: the quiet joys of being fwauxy
mad heiress: the day joaquin phoenix became a mime
mad heiress: rorschachs for a police state
mad heiress: lil' taste of death
mad heiress: welcome to the age of the post-human
mad heiress: ballad of the dyspeptic sultry minxes
mad heiress: childbirth and tank battles
mad heiress: negating your value add
mad heiress: the pageantry of pain
mad heiress: doin' the tough guy shuffle
mad heiress: in the future, flight attendants will be reptilian
mad heiress: flossing with gertrude stein
mad heiress: guided by vices
mad heiress: kill 'em all, let facebook content moderators sort 'em out
mad heiress: powering up the bloody malarky machine
mad heiress: keeping the home pyres burning
mad heiress: as graceful as a rutting boar in flight
mad heiress: momentary lapse of the senses
mad heiress: a thousand miles of perfume
mad heiress: light a fart in a match factory/light a match in a fart factory/fart a match in a light factory/match a fart in a factory light
mad heiress: fistfights in hat factories
mad heiress: kill 'em all, let facebook content moderators sort 'em out
mad heiress: provocation is fashion
mad heiress: the wah-wah pedal to your stratocaster
mad heiress: the other white meat
mad heiress: where yellow galoshes never go out of style
mad heiress: tete-a-tete with gay rhinos
mad heiress: bagpipes in the shower, turpentine in the oven
mad heiress: hoovering up giblets after your moms comes to town
mad heiress: jabberberry. the next social app. "waste your precious time."
mad heiress: eattabaggadicks
mad heiress: even our shadows are dirty
mad meiress: frenemies with benefits
mad heiress: this one goes out to the absinthe assassins
mad heiress: it's mother teresa, bitches
mad heiress: irritating the casual observer since 1977
mad heiress: like pornography in braille
mad heiress: fuck. drink. regret. pray. drive.
mad heiress: jackoffs in jodhpurs
mad heiress: detonate the spirit bomb
mad heiress: www.oedipalarrangements.com
mad heiress: sexting in fallout shelters. spooning in missile silos.
mad heiress: does your life flash before your eyes when we touch you there?
mad heiress: x the radioactive man with grasshopper eyes
mad heiress: one-eyed chorus on grasshopper afternoon
mad heiress: kung-fu diary of a victorian school marm
mad heiress: what did the buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? "make me one with everything."
mad heiress: chinese rappers won't be silenced
mad heiress: zero shucks given
mad heiress: collecting limited edition12" remixes on blue vinyl since 1983
mad heiress: hand sanitizer of the gods
mad heiress: glory! founded a society in which rick rolling is punishable by death
mad heiress: one expletive away from sainthood
mad heiress: life among the swalloons
mad heiress: glory! changed my linkedin headline to read "raconteur and occasional poet"
mad heiress: little monkey atop big statue
mad heiress: are there nightclubs in heaven?
mad heiress: where conjugal visits meet subterranean rituals
mad heiress: even our backstories have backstories
mad heiress: finished my memoir entitled fetch the bone saw
mad heiress: did time play you for the fool again?
mad heiress: the hype is real. bananas exist. #curvedyellowfruit
mad heiress: glory! changed my linkedin summary to "renegade priest"
mad heiress: old soviet joke - "what doesn’t buzz and doesn’t fit in your ass? a soviet machine for buzzing inside your ass."
mad heiress: this one goes out to all the liberals wearing masks as they drive alone in their cars.
mad heiress: please help us destroy music
mad heiress: glory! formed an all-mom punk band called wall of moms
mad heiress: spoonlady gonna fantabulize ya. take ya for a ride on her tarot plane.
mad heiress: they're not sure it even is a body
mad heiress: the hills are alive with the sound of muzak
mad heiress: let's get mystery proofed
mad heiress: punk chicken sez "zero clucks given"
mad heiress: independent as a hog on ice since 1952
mad heiress: words are the true currency
mad heiress: bias in search of evidence since 1978
mad heiress: bill gates-paris hilton sextape
mad heiress: surrealist dirty bomb all up in your underwear
mad heiress: yoga for dead people. non-breathe at your own pace.
mad heiress: soiling ourselves on the launch pad 10 seconds before liftoff
mad heiress: fact-finding mission in a post-truth world
mad heiress: ludonarrative dissonance every time we take a dump
mad heiress: all heavy weapons go "buddha! buddha! buddha!"
mad heiress: the erosion of the self is no sad thing
mad heiress: where vomit meets enlightenment
mad heiress: it's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked
mad heiress: identity is a branching tree
mad heiress: death is the new normal
mad heiress: parliamentary puppet, say hello to a somnambulant public
mad heiress: the elvis of antidioxidants
mad heiress: buggers can't be choosers
mad heiress: ending every sentence with the sound of a finished kiss
mad heiress: man proposes, god disposes
mad heiress: year x is when everything starts over
mad heiress: hate binging art since 2011
mad heiress: #vibratingspoon
mad heiress: one less bastard to reckon with
mad heiress: where farts meet funk
mad heiress: what a long strange school field trip it's been
mad heiress: cluster bomb in a turkish bathhouse
mad heiress: for those about to mock, we salute you
mad heiress: hustle or be hustled
mad heiress: when staying in your lane means swerving into oncoming traffic
mad heiress: silk kimono vs leather jacket
mad heiress: premature gentrification
mad heiress: aretha and i did a few lines in the boiler room, then sealed the deal
mad heiress: el guappo and hefe jones run this sunbaked shantytown
mad heiress: #goochkicked
mad heiress: is that the theater of cruelty in your pants, or are you just sad to see me?
mad heiress: feedtube follies
mad heiress: 'tis the season of giving up
mad heiress: paying you in poster glue and promises
mad heiress: virgins at the vomitorium
mad heiress: preliminary titties
mad heiress: he moved irresolutely, like a prawn in the rain
mad heiress: you dreamt you were in new york. penniless. in the rain.
mad heiress: josie plays bass, has a hole in her shoe
mad heiress: when in doubt, blame it on the sixties
mad heiress: doin' the dracula cha-cha
mad heiress: i, butlerbot
mad heiress: around here, fridays are "execution casual"
mad heiress: darfur needs mobile diet apps. won't you pledge today?
mad heiress: no longer a credible threat
mad heiress: all art stems from discontent
mad heiress: murdering everything in sight
mad heiress: the man who mistook his wife for a rocket launcher
mad heiress: pith hats are back in style
mad heiress: whatever happened to friendly rap music?
mad heiress: local man "lucky to be alive" after fending off mime attack with half-eaten cheeseburger
mad heiress: ask not for whom the alarm klaxon sounds, it sounds for thee
mad heiress: you haven't lived until you've been attacked by an eagle
mad heiress: an octet of flaming goombahs doing calisthenics in the strawberry field
mad heiress: voyage to the land of the people with grow-together eyebrows
mad heiress: you have exceeded your monthly excrement allotment. further deposits forbidden.
mad heiress: pre-approved refusement loans for eel lumpers
mad heiress: just another mouthy fucker from mergers and acquisitions
mad heiress: white man make heap powerful abstract art
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mad heiress: at the cosmonaut beer party, carruthers landed on the receiving end of a right poping
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mad heiress: algernon filed for chapter eleventy last week
mad heiress: crocodiles masquerading as alligators
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mad heiress: in the future, all flight attendents will be reptilian
mad heiress: keeping you in sparkle guns and fairy candy
mad heiress: putting ethics in a chokehold since 2001
mad heiress: reginald's just a by-product
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mad heiress: celebrating the death of all living things
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mad heiress: freedom is a feeling
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mad heiress: your ship has most definitely sailed
mad heiress: shadow of a shadow squared
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mad heiress: love song for an abbreviated machine
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mad heiress: that cheeky post-organic male gaze
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mad heiress: volume iii, in which billy capsizes the airship
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mad heiress: the latest in an unending series of negotiations
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mad heiress: lives and loves of the cubicle dwellers
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mad heiress: when the redhead becomes a blonde
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mad heiress: a fragrance for men
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mad heiress: flooring you with our left hook since 1973
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mad heiress: purveyors of special cigarettes for jazz musicians
mad heiress: unpacking gay black one-armed male privilege since 1989
mad heiress: voted "website most likely to" since 1974
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mad heiress: the hoarse whisperer
mad heiress: snuff films for synthetics
mad heiress: ho'in around with the angels
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mad heiress: one tweet away from oblivion
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mad heiress: reality for the taking
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mad heiress: fogging up your pince nez
mad heiress: playing it straight in foxholes
mad heiress: "shiver me dildos," exclaimed pirate jim
mad heiress: a metric shit ton of jodphurs
mad heiress: fables of the fauvists
mad heiress: like eels in custard, we wept
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mad heiress: octogenarian with a ray gun
mad heiress: are you ready? god has big plans for you.
mad heiress: tea with portly german jihadists
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mad heiress: how to say nothing in 10,000 words
mad heiress: just another lisping lothario
mad heiress: bedouin funk rolls and opulent hypnotists
mad heiress: gaslighting the hermaphrodite
mad heiress: hamburgers in stasis, dictators in yoga pants
mad heiress: violators will be towed. towers will be violated.
mad heiress: www.cocainepuppy.com
mad heiress: no hovercraft left behind
mad heiress: like a periodic table of the bafflements
mad heiress: getting our shit together, one nosebleed at a time
mad heiress: summers were spent with pitchforks
mad heiress: cheerleader pork belly drip time, llc
mad heiress: the prophet mohammad underwear of the month cartoon panty club
mad heiress: the orifice of delphi
mad heiress: artisinal piss factories
mad heiress: operation rolling breadcrumb
mad heiress: walkabout with monty
mad heiress: dionysious all up in yo' grill
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mad heiress: someone tell all those kids in brooklyn that rock belongs to the past
mad heiress: django. for when it stings like a motherfucker.
mad heiress: what's the mata, hari?
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mad heiress: moderate rebel fighters
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mad heiress: invisible tattoos
mad heiress: by the bosoms of damascus!
mad heiress: free thought is a sin free sin is a thought
mad heiress: www.officedildo.com
mad heiress: future-proofing trousers for the 23rd century
mad heiress: happenstance jones and the dodecahedrons
mad heiress: asexual tourism for digital heroes
mad heiress: three-minute bio breaks inside a hornet's nostril
mad heiress: twerking in front of war memorials because we can
mad heiress: a fragrance for men
mad heiress: based on a true story
mad heiress: any similarity to purely coincidental persons is alive or dead
mad heiress: binky's house of simulacras
mad heiress: summary excess judgement, hawaiian style
mad heiress: red jenny's knickers!
mad heiress: recalcitrant fruitbat
mad heiress: www.oedipalarrangements.com
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mad heiress: so much depends upon a red pleasure tester
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mad heiress: frenching in the appomattox
mad heiress: hottentot and the opium breathers
mad heiress: prudence mallard’s school for the ethically unsound
mad heiress: another in a series of impractical discoveries
mad heiress: a staggering backlog of finnish death jams
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mad heiress: fool at play
mad heiress: paul said he had a small leg
mad heiress: reincarnated as a pile of trash by the side of the road
mad heiress: scream your secrets from the rooftop
mad heiress: space is a tingly place
mad heiress: consider yourself foughted
mad heiress: a stochastic sense of purpose
mad heiress: hobo dan knows all the angles
mad heiress: it's a zero-sum-game thing
mad heiress: #whalevaginasrus
mad heiress: love songs for the abbreviated machine
mad heiress: the topology of titties
mad heiress: it’s just a body. a container. you won’t need it where you’re going.
mad heiress: tiny color movies for the soul
mad heiress: off-world asian faceloads volume iii (dropship mix)
mad heiress: caramel covered fur matches
mad heiress: that bonus track separated by 10 minutes of silence
mad heiress: pre-approved refusement loans
mad heiress: when zipper catches skin
mad heiress: ali baba and the forty dendrites
mad heiress: #handjobsonrollercoasters
mad heiress: liturgical doo-rag
mad heiress: #manbiteshark
mad heiress: union carbide follies
mad heiress: a riot of plush fjords
mad heiress: their bodies. our rules.
mad heiress: now we know how many nanobots it takes to fill the albert hall
mad heiress: sgt. pepper’s lonely sexbot band
mad heiress: the ostenberg symphonic defense network
mad heiress: while my organ regen facility gently weeps
mad heiress: el guappo and hefe jones now run this sunbaked shantytown
mad heiress: proud parent of an honor school shooter
mad heiress: paying you not to be you
mad heiress: so influential you can’t google me
mad heiress: the man who mistook his wife for a pathogen cluster
mad heiress: cubedwellers. in a post-human world, sincerity kills.
mad heiress: nigerian butt blast. "going native was never this much fun."
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mad heiress: twitching burlap sack, llc
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mad heiress: because your ship has most definitely sailed
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mad heiress: 50% daffodil, 50% geiger counter
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mad heiress: fogging up your pince nez
mad heiress: denial of service attack on the mind
mad heiress: red jenny’s knickers!
mad heiress: no foot in the future, no foot in the past
mad heiress: happenstance jones and the dodecahedrons
mad heiress: the reluctant executioner. the blushing axman. the timid torturer.
mad heiress: future proofing trousers for 2032
mad heiress: twit lit for the highbrow
mad heiress: bird dogging you since sunday
mad heiress: the artist formerly known as michael jackson brown pollock
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mad heiress: collecting celebrity heat signatures since 2022
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mad heiress: fap busters. shock collar albatross.
mad heiress: how many versions of “no” don’t you understand?
mad heiress. take a look in the mirror. you’re the swedish johnny cash.
mad heiress: the prophet mohamma action figure. new from hasbro.
mad heiress: we’ve got the capitalist offset allocation blues
mad heiress: i’m not a shy crocodile, but i play one on tv. i’m not a lazy pixel, but i play one on tv.
mad heiress: the inevitable awkwardness of long corridors
mad heiress: the launch code in your fortune cookie
mad heiress: that ugly concrete stairwell at the heart of every corporate entity
mad heiress: authenticity through consumerism
mad heiress: love wears platform shoes
mad heiress: america's funniest comfort egg meltdowns
mad heiress: skin scratchers monthly. "a magazine of personal issues."
mad heiress: war is a social system.
mad heiress: archimedean copulas ftw
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mad heiress: neofeudalism in the age of entitlement
mad heiress: them some crazy chickens
mad heiress: robot birthday
mad heiress: wingnuts in overdrive
mad heiress: the opulent hypnotist, the corpulent mortician, the flatulent statistician
mad heiress: bixby wanderloaf, ernst schlughapfer, and the suicide daydream.
mad heiress: kitten bosby and the shingle thieves. bryson fitz and the lavatory loiterers.
mad heiress: portly fiendish and the untoward advances. patso and his water closet wayfarers.
mad heiress: bedouin funk rolls
mad heiress: catering to the needs of flaxen-haired female bookworms
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mad heiress: where leisure meets inexperience
mad heiress: don’t let the potpourri fool you. it’s a butcher’s market out there.
mad heiress: men of art, men of science
mad heiress: a day with no zeros and ones
mad heiress: pencil-thin mustache on a shifty brute
mad heiress: “those who truly believe in themselves are all in lunatic asylums”
mad heiress: tea with portly german jihadists
mad heiress: jesus lost his virginity in a byzantine tomb
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mad heiress: surrealism for the hoi polloi
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mad heiress: operation rolling breadcrumb
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mad heiress: television was never invented
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mad heiress: cheerleader pork belly drip time, incorporated
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mad heiress: more freedom than we know what to do with
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mad heiress: the artist formerly known as muhammad
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mad heiress: sex is just birth in reverse
mad heiress: assisted living for war criminals
mad heiress: summers with the lisping lothario
mad heiress: queering up your goodness-of-fit
mad heiress: roadside ballads with rapebat willy, featuring his hit “fixin’ ta rape again”
mad heiress: summers with pitchforks
mad heiress: getting our shit together, one nosebleed at a time
mad heiress: periodic table of the bafflements
mad heiress: by the bosoms of damascus!
mad heiress: summer of the wavering falsetto
mad heiress: on a whim, declared total war on both god and time
mad heiress: larking about with corpulent anorexics
mad heiress: jet injector for your joie de vivre
mad heiress: well-behaved toilets rarely make history
mad heiress: shaking hands with strangers in public restrooms since 1979
mad heiress: the mmerican nipple project
mad heiress: real uptight toggle action
mad heiress: last minute gift ideas for that hard-to-shop-for judiac lesbian militant
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mad heiress: invisible tattoos
mad heiress: hermaphroditically sealed
mad heiress: no hovercraft left behind
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mad heiress: the hornet’s nostril
mad heiress: asexual tourism
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mad heiress: your continued existence is in violation of company policy 33-b
mad heiress: moderate rebel fighters
mad heiress: kissyface the elder
mad heiress: jocomo crotch ticklers
mad heiress: one day, none of this will be yours
mad heiress: 5,000 emoticons for mohammad
mad heiress: always feeling mysterious in the darkened planetarium on those school field trips
mad heiress: #cocainepuppy
mad heiress: designing socks for tenured queer theory african american professors
mad heiress: designing ice skating rinks for agrophobic republican teens
mad heiress: designing paper towels for polyamorous jihadists
mad heiress: because 9 out of 10 gentlemen prefer the labelle facial
mad heiress: we'd settle for not feeling like pariahs
mad heiress: not enough spare change for a mind wipe
mad heiress: zeros. ones. spores. where’s all the fun gone?
mad heiress: my child is a playground bully at arc gaswelder's finishing academy
mad heiress: the high priestess of skank
mad heiress: vomitorium- the eatery for those who don't know when to stop
mad heiress: so many dicks in this city
mad heiress: he's having your baby
mad heiress: summering with firearms
mad heiress: the beauty queen with the thousand yard stare
mad heiress: hot robot justice sexy dance patrol. "i will always protect you."
mad heiress: arse magick
mad heiress: www.telapathicartcritic.com
mad heiress: trousers optional
mad heiress: the dardanelles gently beckon discerning atrocity tourists to the slaughter of wars past
mad heiress: brassy brass and the orgiastics
mad heiress: moonglow alphatrout and the cistern of eternal youth, whisper and the rivulets
mad heiress: greetings from outer bongolia
mad heiress: "i'm morgan freeman. please help me pollute our nation's waterways."
mad heiress: dusty whorecracker in softly, from a scramjet
mad heiress: wisping the occlusion ray
mad heiress: breast feeding in combat helos
mad heiress: facefirst in a king's toilet
mad heiress: diary of a transgendered abacus
mad heiress: cracks in the facade since baby came to town
mad heiress: it's like kabuki with kafka
mad heiress: strip clubs that cater to the blind. brailled thongs and all that jazz.
mad heiress: the pustulescent amnesiac
mad heiress: your titular hero
mad heiress: gobbing with the yobbos
mad heiress: evenings eating transgender flambe
mad heiress: missiles in search of targets
mad heiress: charting the uptick in fuckwits
mad heiress: it's girls against the world
mad heiress: nickle-plated tampons
mad heiress: jesus and the cross-channel 360 degree marketing experience
mad heiress: www.lasciviouspriest.com
mad heiress: diary of a transgender steamboat captain
mad heiress: #ourheartisacupcake
mad heiress: headphones for algernon
mad heiress: the devil's combover
mad heiress: swan diving into empty pools
mad heiress: ankel deep in bubblewrap
mad heiress: subdermal thermal
mad heiress: death by 1,000 gloved tickles
mad heiress: greetings from your cloven-hooved mistress
mad heiress: www.untowardmistress.com
mad heiress: double-amputee kickboxing champ
mad heiress: groomy roopers
mad heiress: getting into shouting matches with mannequins since 1985
mad heiress: turning impracticality into an art form
mad heiress: a litany of gentle probes
mad heiress: festivals of testicals
mad heiress: encouraging interactive passivity in off-world shut-ins
mad heiress: tickling your daddy's gooch before breakfast
mad heiress: discreet solutions for men of influence and taste
mad heiress: theraputic solutions for bigoted extraterrestrials
mad heiress: gonads on lockdown
mad heiress: eckert, the passive-aggressive president, and his daughter, the girl who shat dots
mad heiress: a blind man plays piano with his penis, while an approving queen looks on
mad heiress: this robot's colors don't run
mad heiress: elective surgery for bejeweled party favors
mad heiress: greetings from an expat poet with dysentery
mad heiress: shy mime vs. jeffrey dahmer
mad heiress: skinny dipping in the ganjes
mad heiress: that’s one funky bogrumpus
mad heiress: the 5th beatle. the 13th gardener. the 4th pool boy. the 19th maid. the 6th obstetrician.
mad heiress: the ballad of eel mandrake eel
mad heiress: the tedium of the dionysian
mad heiress: the object has no significance beyond itself
mad heiress: your sexuality is boring
mad heiress: confessions of a toffee thief
mad heiress: the eye wishes to be seduced
mad heiress: spatter pattern. crack buzzard. cannibal mixer. poontang riot squad. pooch puddle.
mad heiress: enabling verbose logging
mad heiress: zero gravity necrophilia was never this much fun
mad heiress: fables of the fauvists
mad heiress: the van dyke bewilderment brigade
mad heiress: always gunning for the buddha
mad heiress: attilla von agrode is the whore’s whisperer
mad heiress: neurophobes for christ
mad heiress: transgendered grave robbers with tourettes speak out
mad heiress: benedict and the known unknowns
mad heiress: each day offers a new parade of senseless wonders
mad heiress: barnaby parsnip and the mystery of the elliptic flowchart
mad heiress: a quarter buys you sister ray on the hipster jukebox
mad heiress: hamburgers in stasis, dictators in yoga pants
mad heiress: gaslighting the hermaphrodite
mad heiress: the opulent hypnotist, the corpulent mortician, the flatulent statistician
mad heiress: kitten bosby and the shingle thieves. bryson fitz and the lavatory loiterers.
mad heiress: portly fiendish and the untoward advances. patso and his water closet wayfarers.
mad heiress: 2015 is the year of the transgendered teen
mad heiress: drowning in nostalgia for last week
mad heiress: at the end of the day, technology changes nothing
mad heiress: vagitarian- one who eats only pussy
mad heiress: celebratingthe new old global elite and the jetset transonic urban trash
mad heiress: reginald always loathed his own decay time
mad heiress: a pornographic phone call in the abattoir
mad heiress: lives lived in towns not even on the map
mad heiress: a series of self-consciously irrational decisions
mad heiress: executive vice president of absolutely nothing
mad heiress: welcome to the seventh annual bruce jenner transgendered bikini contest
mad heiress: maude’s dilemma
mad heiress: we’re on the hunt for the elusive nightclub of tearjerk souls
mad heiress: where leisure meets inexperience
mad heiress: don’t let the potpourri fool you. it’s a butcher’s market out there.
mad heiress: men of art, men of science
mad heiress: a day with no zeros and ones.
mad heiress: pencil-thin mustache on a shifty brute
mad heiress: “those who truly believe in themselves are all in lunatic asylums”
mad heiress: tea with portly german jihadists
mad heiress: jesus lost his virginity in a byzantine tomb
mad heiress: snow day for the soul
mad heiress: surrealism for the hoi polloi
mad heiress: parliamentary algorithms for your collating pleasure
mad heiress: operation rolling breadcrumb
mad heiress: an abscess of maladies
mad heiress: everybody’s got something to hide except for me and my post-reclamation device
mad heiress: footnote to a beheading
mad heiress: taffy adagio
mad heiress: shit mockers make a pilot cry
mad heiress: television was never invented
mad heiress: gaslighting lives one click at a time
mad heiress: the slow death jams of self-pity
mad heiress: setting the parking lot aflame
mad heiress: cheerleader pork belly drip time, incorporated
mad heiress: bulletproof monastery. $1.5mil.
mad heiress: angular face, felt hat, brown shoes
mad heiress: ostrich, haystack, and trounce. partners in law.
mad heiress: more freedom than we know what to do with
mad heiress: the elder statesmen of the new sound
mad heiress: a jet injector for your thoughts
mad heiress: cashing in on the insanity trade
mad heiress: minds aglow, limited partnership, llc
mad heiress: and what of the polka-dot scarved women?
mad heiress: the artist formerly known as muhammad
mad heiress: shakes, squeaks, eagleclown
mad heiress: sex is just birth in reverse
mad heiress: assisted living for war criminals
mad heiress: summers with the lisping lothario
mad heiress: queering up your goodness-of-fit
mad heiress: roadside ballads with rapebat willy, featuring his hit “fixin’ ta rape again”
mad heiress: summers with pitchforks
mad heiress: getting our shit together, one nosebleed at a time
mad heiress: periodic table of the bafflements
mad heiress: by the bosoms of damascus!
mad heiress: jet injector for your joie de vivre
mad heiress: real uptight toggle action
mad heiress: last minute gift ideas for that hard-to-shop-for judiac lesbian militant
mad heiress: team beauty hasn’t got a chance
mad heiress: high-off-his-balls plains drifter
mad heiress: invisible tattoos
mad heiress: hermaphroditically sealed
mad heiress: no hovercraft left behind
mad heiress: binky’s house of simulacras
mad heiress: chloroform plaything
mad heiress: the hornet’s nostril
mad heiress: asexual tourism
mad heiress: artisinal piss factory
mad heiress: dear policy holder, your continued existence is in violation of company policy 33-b
mad heiress: moderate rebel fighters
mad heiress: kissyface the elder
mad heiress: jocomo crotch ticklers
mad heiress: one day, none of this will be yours
mad heiress: 5,000 emoticons for mohammad
mad heiress: always feeling mysterious in the darkened planetarium on those school field trips
mad heiress: #cocainepuppy
mad heiress: designing socks for tenured queer theory african american professors
mad heiress: designing ice skating rinks for agrophobic republican teens
mad heiress: designing paper towels for polyamorous jihadists
mad heiress: because 9 out of 10 gentlemen prefer the labelle facial
mad heiress: we'd settle for not feeling like pariahs
mad heiress: not enough spare change for a mind wipe
mad heiress: zeros. ones. spores. where’s all the fun gone?
mad heiress: my child is a playground bully at arc gaswelder's finishing academy
mad heiress: the high priestess of skank
mad heiress: vomitorium- an eatery for those who don't know when to stop
mad heiress: so many dicks in this city
mad heiress: he's having your baby
mad heiress: summering with firearms
mad heiress: the beauty queen with the thousand yard stare
mad heiress: hot robot justice sexy dance patrol. "i will always protect you."
mad heiress: arse magick
mad heiress: www.telapathicartcritic.com
mad heiress: popularizing the hybrid elevator/portajohn
mad heiress: rocky mountain douchebag: the game
mad heiress: jesus tweeted
mad heiress: not pictured - europe's most invisible man
mad heiress: everybody's gangsta until seaweed touches their leg
mad heiress: authors of the original italina fever dream
mad heiress: think tanks populated solely by gas station attendants
mad heiress: garrote disguised as hands-free headset
mad heiress: nominated for an oscar and we haven't even made a film
mad heiress: nazi ergonomics
mad heiress: hosting hipster seppuku parties since 2001
mad heiress: bathroom etiquette swim patrol. sex tape pancakes divorce.
mad heiress: a summer camp that teaches kids to be off-color satirists
mad heiress: in the future, all corporate american women will resemble jennifer aniston
mad heiress: the feng shui of suicide bombing
mad heiress: j. alfred prufrock gets funky
mad heiress: hope i die before i grow cold
mad heiress: vomitting into missile silos
mad heiress: our last hike together in raygun canyon
mad heiress: pasties and a meal voucher
mad heiress: pock rockets and digit spools
mad heiress: we have an app for that
mad heiress: just another ersatz pied piper for a restless youth
mad heiress: soviet car park: a love story in three acts
mad heiress: vegan suicide bombers and unholy rollers
mad heiress: nauseated by your sex wax
mad heiress: the war of fog
mad heiress: vomitting out of hot air balloons
mad heiress: an abandoned suv is home for a family of six
mad heiress: photos appear to show lady gaga fellating an m1 abrams tank
mad heiress: directed by wes anderson
mad heiress: off-world refinery consignment form blues
mad heiress: when poets dreamnt of video games
mad heiress: artisinal piss factories
mad heiress: www.jahheiress.com
mad heiress: let them eat shale
mad heiress: a better way to truss a chicken
mad heiress: frenching the aleppo
mad heiress: seduction in plaid
mad heiress: pulchritudinous skylarks are go
mad heiress: uncertainty in aqueous environments
mad heiress: sanity's only a heartbeat away
mad heiress: a parade of empty slogans
mad heiress: you've got some whitesplainin' to do
mad heiress: let x=x
mad heiress: hottentots @ the gates
mad heiress: behold, the digital underclass
mad heiress: barking like a boss
mad heiress: sludgy protectorates
mad heiress: hello, heroin kitty!
mad heiress: air car accident on third and main
mad heiress: the life and times of p. hobbit fletcherstein
mad heiress: the vendetta of angels
mad heiress: meltdown in the piss haus
mad heiress: this just in, "judge waffles in the breakfast case"
mad heiress: of waiting rooms and hot dog stands
mad heiress: they're breaking brittany out of an ultra max, high-security tanning salon
mad heiress: the court jester of appomattox
mad heiress: fellate the data
mad heiress: urinating into containment rods
mad heiress: dr. suess presents oh, the idiots you'll meet!
mad heiress: decadize your modernance
mad heiress: celebrating the union between a man, a woman, and a flesh-colored lamp
mad heiress: #imperialcodspool
mad heiress: quietly courting the son a of pig farmer
mad heiress: in line for hemorrhoid cream in an eastern block pharmacy: a love story in two acts
mad heiress: caheebo boop
mad heiress: desperate to inhabit a stereotype. any will do.
mad heiress: in ancient egypt, pharoahs would be buried alongside their social media consultants
mad heiress: zero g space hustlers
mad heiress: www.mah-jongheiress.com
mad heiress: no country for old men zither players
mad heiress: surrealist click bait
mad heiress: dance of the narcissist unicorn
mad heiress: nobody expects less of us than we do
mad heiress: providers of intangible services, unite!
mad heiress: celebrating 100 years behind glass
mad heiress: nefarious romantics having pillow fights on the moon
mad heiress: it's a shuggoth, not a choice
mad heiress: metaphysics for prom kings
mad heiress: south american dictators behaving badly
mad heiress: tender leavings of scented jasmine on a corpse-strewn battlefield
mad heiress: putting on the pantsuit of despair, one leg at a time
mad heiress: celebrating sexy space station mulattos since 1979
mad heiress: in the future, everyone will become infamous for 15 minutes
mad heiress: the soothsayers- a basketball team of old wise men in white robes with flowing beards
mad heiress: making art wholly impersonal since 2018
mad heiress: the arc of baxter's urine painted a perfect rainbow against the bright morning sky
mad heiress: the victorian computational algorithm
mad heiress: destroy all inessential knowledge
mad heiress: when life hands you lemons, squeeze their juice into an open sore
mad heiress: a zero-sum game, played just for laughs
mad heiress: didya hear the one about the guy who danced the fox trot with a rocket launcher?
mad heiress: led away from the birthday party in handcuffs
mad heiress: smexy satellites
mad heiress: mitochondrial jimminylicks
mad heiress: this is for when the girl in the peach dress changes your mind about the universe
mad heiress: patenting the world's first airconditioned nipple ring
mad heiress: didya hear the one about the girl who gave away all her tuesdays?
mad heiress: in which binky visits the glue factory
mad heiress: shuggoth in the frat house
mad heiress: mendacious lubricators
mad heiress: wastrel pooves slap together a fat gilligan and call it go time
mad heiress: doctors without ethical borders
mad heiress: gomer sends his regards from eden prison
mad heiress: glory! worked a summer at lazy e ranch, where all the girls were wall eyed.
mad heiress: brain researcher researching sociopaths discoveres that he is one
mad heiress: music lesions
mad heiress: logistical regression burns credits explaining the ass end of a donkey as a pavement
mad heiress: bringing back flute solos in rock
mad heiress: the serial killer in the american mind
mad heiress: perfecting porn noir
mad heiress: celebrating the sanctity of the pleasure bot
mad heiress: binge breathing. it's the hot new addiction.
mad heiress: and that's why, the ladyboy is a tramp
mad heiress: god is my social media consultant
mad heiress: from the incredibly fucked-up-on-lsd files of mrs. basil e. frankweiller
mad heiress: spontaneous math, invisible jazz
mad heiress: atrocity tourist. all is forgiven.
mad heiress: mix me a molotov, monty
mad heiress: even the women have moustaches
mad heiress: how to disappear in america
mad heiress: rogue band of cosmetologists offers cannibal marauder makeovers in the red zone
mad heiress: flab factory. lard clinics. portliness back in style. seven day lard makeover.
mad heiress: when bjork met satan
mad heiress: the dance of the ill-fitting shoe
mad heiress: shep, the burly prognosticator
mad heiress: factions speak louder than herds
mad heiress: of orcs and tax brackets
mad heiress: ballad of a seersucker suit
mad heiress: men in submarines hailing cabs
mad heiress: tumbling down the eurasian steps
mad heiress: naming our goldfish de profundis
mad heiress: painting the man into a corner since 1968
mad heiress: a cunt above the rest
mad heiress: marie antoinette jetpack
mad heiress: platitudes in pig latin
mad heiress: arrow smithson's sniper school for wayward teens
mad heiress: of ballot boxes and fallen worlds
mad heiress: new style of off-world trance/dance music going around. it's called garbage bounce.
mad heiress: the dithering human bomb
mad heiress: snow white and the seven marxist queer theory dwarves
mad heiress: the ymca summer camp that teaches children to be rude satirists
mad heiress: the asian boy earing brown food from a bowl says "make it a brown smell!"
mad heiress: mily osiris: the eygyptian god of twerking
mad heiress: hummingbird flies past shed full of old clothes. our youth. forgotten.
mad heiress: open a book to a random page. if what you read does not excite you, destroy the book.
mad heiress: in the future, celebrity entrails will be objectified for their beauty
mad heiress: 30 seconds in front of the microwave- an urban romance
mad heiress: wooden bird, metal tree
mad heiress: fashio faux pas at ice station zebra
mad heiress: when all else fails, annex the sudetenland
mad heirees: not with our dijeridoo, you don't!
mad heiress: encrypt yourself
mad heiress: that wall-eyed girl on your daddy's goat farm
mad heiress: when all else fails, annex the sudetenland
mad heiress: ballad of a heavy-lidded thunderpussy
mad heiress: floppy poppy and the sundress of despair
mad heiress: damning through faint praise
mad heiress: lament of the forgotten optimist
mad heiress: recording hit singles in braille
mad heiress: shanko, spill in aisle 6
mad heiress: a sticky bomb for artemis
mad heiress: skanking on the battlefield since 1972
mad heiress: it's prune quality week at the missile plant
mad heiress: bob dylan opens for the sex pistols
mad heiress: leonard cohen opens for the ramones
mad heiress: so this dendrite walks into a bar...
mad heiress: tableaus of unspeakable cruelty
mad heiress: monterray bris
mad heiress: the metcalf anti-dilluvient object growth inseminator collective
mad heiress: farragut o'malley is the flame thrower whisperer
mad heiress: donald trump cleans mexican toilets
mad heiress: weekends with the despondency device
mad heiress: of data packets and men
mad heiress: bludgeoned in the sushi line
mad heiress: big daddy perestroika
mad heiress: twelve years in a dutch oven
mad heiress: axl rose theraputic riding camp
mad heiress: tapas bar of the damned
mad heiress: lullabies for post-organics
mad heiress: a vending machine that dispenses used condoms
mad heiress: the feminum mystique
mad heiress: binaural jimminglicks
mad heiress: #denguefever
mad heiress: tork jensen's gotta mad crush on the ferry boat captain
mad heiress: the day no one showed up to work
mad heiress: the comfort of your favorite conspiracy theory
mad heiress: spatter patterns in the froyo shop
mad heiress: a bar called the torn condom. "where regrets are born."
mad heiress: creole gris-gris gotcha by the balls
mad heiress: taking mope rock to new creative heights since 2008
mad heiress: talkin' that codpiece reentry blues
mad heiress: the ejector seat containment project
mad heiress: in utero gender reassignment
mad heiress: a bar called the glory hole. "where assholes drink to forget."
mad heiress: the flatulent mystics of el dorado 7. "true enlightenment...comes at a cost."
mad heiress: retreiving smart phones from inside public lavatories since 2003
mad heiress: ...in which starlight nighflier decides to write my little pony fanfiction
mad heiress: 130lbs of bullshit tucked inside a floral pantsuit and a white sombrero. this is his story.
mad heiress: tigers in repose
mad heiress: when 'good enough' will have to do
mad heiress: suffering from an acute case of cultural dizzrhythmia
mad heiress: disasters and other poems
mad heiress: the ineffable melancholy of a flamethrower squad platoon leader
mad heiress: doin' the nervous new wave white guy jerk
mad heiress: slowly, with applesauce; gently, with flowers
mad heiress: this is not a love song
mad heiress: if you stare at it long enough, it stops twitching
mad heiress: hope is a thing with feathers; despair is a guy with a microphone
mad heiress: rejecting the casual colonialsim of phosphate "boyo" jones
mad heiress: this is not a fashion icon
mad heiress: day of the dawn of the fortnight of the midsummer's afternoon of the dead
mad heiress: terrorist. theorist.
mad heiress: ...and then there were none
mad heiress: dedicated to all, heard by none
mad heiress: tricks traps triggers
mad heiress: a wooden fence upon which to micturate.
mad heiress: lascivious launch sequence
mad heiress: papa's gotta brand new gom stick
mad heiress: fat bankers rolling naked in vaults filled with cash
mad heiress: because lions don't take hostages
mad heiress: this is what facepalm tastes like
mad heiress: where have i been all my life?
mad heiress: in a fight between o'donnel and the pavement, the pavement won
mad heiress: a parade of guys named herringbone
mad heiress: the singer who doesn't believe a single word vs. the singer who believes all of it
mad heiress: kill every twentieth person who you meet
mad heiress: no country for gender-nuetral old men
mad heiress: swiss punk rock: a collection in zero volumes.
mad heiress: german pranksters: an illustrated history in zero volumes.
mad heiress: the eye wishes to be seduced
mad heiress: like a nazi at a bris
mad heiress: .22 derringer tucked inside a tall black boot
mad heiress: all risk, no reward
mad heiress: the teachings of the xbox mystics
mad heiress: catwalk shows with close-quarter weaponary and anti-personnel devices
mad heiress: in the right light, you resemble a used diaper
mad heiress: the fool is now ready to take the place of the king
mad heiress: bunglark
mad heiress: gold dusk whiskey junk
mad heiress: god lives in the promise of tomorrow
mad heiress: pere ubu is my co-pilot
mad heiress: time hides itself like a grey worm
mad heiress: straightgendered
mad heiress: smitten no longer
mad heiress: we're living someone else's dream
mad heiress: lisping into the wind
mad heiress: we were promised decadent soirees
mad heiress: detonate the erotic dirty bomb
mad heiress: dalliance in an ion cloud
mad heiress: billionaire's sunday brunch
mad heiress: because music sounds better coming from empty rooms
mad heiress: admiring the view from the cheap seats
mad heiress: celebrating unfashionable ideas since 1932
mad heiress: the shallower, the better
mad heiress: microaggressions r' us
mad heiress: twatter. fazebook. instamush.
mad heiress: a tale hardly worth the telling
mad heiress: of platitudes and dyspepsia
mad heiress: hydrate the settlers, monty. hydrate the settlers.
mad heiress: a practiced air of knowing jocularity
mad heiress: quality derives for tactile men
mad heiress: your pyschiatrist-prescribed suicide replacement
mad heiress: bringing you the very best in celebrity gomstick bloopers
mad heiress: a breath of stale air in a fetid century
mad heiress: tireless advocate for bavarian shrimp boat captains
mad heiress: we traffic in cultural dizzrhythmia
mad heiress: behold, the digital underclass
mad heiress: servin' up literary riches, bitches
mad heiress: putting on our jodhpurs one leg at a time since 1953
mad heiress: journey to the sweat lodge of the vegan gunfighters of the old west
mad heiress: the where clause in your ham sandwich
mad heiress: servicing the elite consumer since 2004
mad heiress: music to be atomized to
mad heiress: at this time, there are no fucks to be given
mad heiress: your dark act robs us of our liberty
mad heiress: off-world shell corp ftw
mad heiress: bringing you the finest in afghan boy bands: catamite sandwich and the socratic ideal
mad heiress: tighter than the white witche's cooz
mad heiress: salt n' pepper pissshake
mad heiress: crayon rayguns
mad heiress: waiter, there's a pelican shitting in my soup!
mad heiress: yoga with charles manson 6.0
mad heiress: gentlemen, start your search engines!
mad heiress: territorial fecundity
mad heiress: of potato chips and ecstasy
mad heiress: pedophiles run afghanistan
mad heiress: this just in: ta-nehisi coates marries the entire staff of npr
mad heiress: tench
mad heiress: #samepairofpantseverysingledayoftheweek
mad heiress: wearin' flip flops to the processing plant
mad heiress: greetings from the flatulent mystics of el dorado 7
mad heiress: led away from the playground in chains
mad heiress: these drive-by feltchings have got to stop
mad heiress: beaten up in gay bars since 1978
mad heiress: the bartender at the hip cocktail bar is having none of it
mad heiress: happiness is a fully charged phone
mad heiress: undressing you with a practiced eye
mad heiress: five-star afghan vacation
mad heiress: 110 lbs of bullshit in a seersucker suit and white panama hat. and this is his story.
mad heiress: crank-fuelled camping trips
mad heiress: just pretend that everybody likes you
mad heiress: hazy intercontinentals
mad heiress: putting the "god" in goddammit
mad heiress: because the past is science fiction
mad heiress: for when the morning air smells like piss
mad heiress: was am it
mad heiress: you've got a friend in the upper atmosphere
mad heiress: surrealist entertainment for men
mad heiress: ...and then along came trixie
mad heiress: god is a lonely sumbitch
mad heiress: that place where the horizon meets the sky
mad heiress: self annihilation couldn't come too soon.
mad heiress: open mic night at the slaughterhouse
mad heiress: sending totes art straight to yer cranium
mad heiress: lullabies in morse code
mad heiress: the skullduggery of douchebaggery
mad heiress: issue #1: yes no yes no
mad heiress: jesus would have killed on facebook
mad heiress: pimp my refugee tent
mad heiress: a greek chorus of social networkers, all proclaiming "tl;dr"
mad heiress: the new olde english
mad heiress: sailing with olivia away from the old man and his gun
mad heiress: glory! spoke entirely in acronyms for a week just for fun
mad heiress: the mise-en-scène of the crime
mad heiress: bimbos in limbo
mad heiress: mama did the monkey all night long
mad heiress: glory! formed a dirty projectors cover band named moppet puppers
mad heiress: garbage-based solutions for an information-rich world
mad heiress: misfits and old tits
mad heiress: time wounds all heels
mad heiress: millicent the semi-magnificent
mad heiress: attack of the loose-fitting cotton shirts
mad heiress: took the gourmet cooking world by storm with my recipe for spider egg soup
mad heiress: welcome to the twilight zone of twat
mad heiress: where there's no such thing as too many strange mouth noises
mad heiress: more innie than outtie
mad heiress: she can discern a freckle from a tick at 100 paces
mad heiress: all comments taken out of context
mad heiress: selling happiness out of the back of our van
mad heiress: neck deep in debasement and self pity
mad heiress: rude boy just off probation, rude boy gonna shoot up the town
mad heiress: i'm voting for holden caufield
mad heiress: advocating for the right to use verbs as nouns
mad heiress: jawbone kneeling, hit the floor
mad heiress: sniper at work. proceed with extreme caution.
mad heiress: the very finest in corporate-sanctioned rap
mad heiress: through a scanner, snarkily
mad heiress: if obama got a nobel for being black, will trump get one for being orange?
mad heiress: the alone ranger
mad heiress: refugees from modernismiress
mad heiress: insanity + entitlement=magic
mad heiress. manifesto from an iphone
mad heiress. all her wives were iron
mad heiress. cities shimmer at night
mad heiress. archetypes are for builders
mad heiress. a riot of silent idioting
mad heiress. time to become a memory
mad heiress. babies eating children
mad heiress. yin became yang
mad heiress. starfuckers in repose
mad heiress. happy nightmare, baby
mad heiress. sniper in the bell tower
mad heiress. fat bastards eating cake
mad heiress. taking it where we sit
mad heiress. om is the new black
mad heiress. lady fighter pilots won the war
mad heiress. battle cries and champagne
mad heiress. socks to the mexican rescue
mad heiress. we dream in gunmetal gray
mad heiress. conflict is the new mascara
mad heiress. shadows sing the world to sleep
mad heiress. age a minute in a hundred years
mad heiress. shitting where we eat since 2017
mad heiress. gaming the systems of romance
mad heiress. the day maladies became beautiful
mad heiress. she looks even crueler when she's asleep
mad heiress. we're walking spanish across the hall
mad heiress. paralyzed by the anxiety of authorship
mad heiress. the weight of history never felt so good
mad heiress. exchanging supplies just past the red zone
mad heiress. forgive them, they now know what they do
mad heiress. today we arose and shrugged off our jackets of sleep
mad heiress. enjoy a spending spree in the shopping mall of cruelty
mad heiress. this is for when everything becomes diseased and dies
mad heiress. keep the engine running and one eye on the grok box
mad heiress. a patent for every bangle, an eyebrow for every angle
mad heiress. to become erotic is to disappear
mad heiress: an oasis of sectarian violence
mad heiress: slumber parties in demilitarized zones
mad heiress: undergarment- a play in one act
mad heiress: scrumps portnoy stars in cloudy, with a chance of corn
mad heiress: objects offer themselves to us with the promise of satisfaction. we grow weary, we grow nauseous.
mad heiress: this sentence is true.
mad heiress: that sentence is false.
mad heiress: gumming up your signal-to-noise ratio
mad heiress: ersatz bowdlerizations
mad heiress: janking into decreptitude
mad heiress: my child is a truant at miss alacrity's steampunk finishing school
mad heiress: like a one-legged granny in a las vegas bikini contest
mad heiress: the latest in a series of terrible misunderstandings
mad heiress: the revolution will not be euthanized
mad heiress: portable idea disposal units
mad heiress: free-speech shit buckets
mad heiress: face down in the tapas bar
mad heiress: shellshocked and shitshined
mad heiress: front row seats to the latest fashion tragedy
mad heiress: faking the birdcall since 1955
mad heiress: my summer with the material buddhist
mad heiress: greetings from girls who spit roses
mad heiress: all television critics go to heaven
mad heiress: like holiday greeting cards from an airport hustler
mad heiress: echoes inside a closed system
mad heiress: smoothcore, hardcore, nocore
mad heiress: we attack our own kind
mad heiress: rhapsody with no discernible intent
mad heiress: cloudy with a chance of enlightenment.
mad heiress: elbow deep in bad sock knee jive.
mad heiress: gosh-a-rooties!
mad heiress: the bacardi picture book of european automobile fatalities.
mad heiress: answering the burning question, "how hard to party at coachella?"
mad heiress: identity=fashion
mad heiress: this is why you can't have nice things
mad heiress: chronicling america's love affair with armored cars
mad heiress: www.diditbecauseiwasbored.com
mad heiress: so many karate chops, so little time
mad heiress: pushing her out the airlock
mad heiress: trading blows with the classicists
mad heiress: objectifying robots since 1929
mad heiress: the seven habits of effectively high people
mad heiress: www.furcoveredspoon.com
mad heiress: the ultimate union of force and finesse
mad heiress: movie stars with facial tics
mad heiress: ventilating skin jobs since 2017
mad heiress: your band gives me acne
mad heiress: rupturing the stasis tank
mad heiress: this monkey's in control
mad heiress: david bowie wants to be your backup singer
mad heiress: my parents visited the off-world symbiote colony, and all i got was this lousy t-shirt
mad heiress: elliptic epileptics
mad heiress: this violin finds your vibrato sadly predictable
mad heiress: give us back our rainbows
mad heiress: you and whose private military company?
mad heiress: coloring outside the lines
mad heiress: blink and you miss 100 years
mad heiress: a fistful of pharmaceuticals
mad heiress: religion at the end of a gun
mad heiress: crucifixion: the musical
mad heiress: how many pubic hairs are in your couch?
mad heiress: who's a dirty birdy?
mad heiress: culture vultures wanking over the graves of dead artists
mad heiress: by what means will you be delivered from this place?
mad heiress: a bullet fired from the future, ricocheting into your past
mad heiress: send in the clowns
mad heiress: civilization=l'enfant terrible
mad heiress: high-density digital killbox
mad heiress: gobsmacked in the airlock
mad heiress: the mad fappers of eastwick
mad heiress: at play in the lord's sewage treatment plant
mad heiress: high-density digital killbox
mad heiress: gobsmacked in the airlock
mad heiress: the mad fappers of eastwick
mad heiress: at play in the lord's sewage treatment plant
mad heiress: world war iii begins with a tweet
mad heiress: gravity is a cannonball's friend
mad heiress: dumbly, like inert stars, we sputtered out
mad heiress: wonton justice: a california coolie mystery
mad heiress: god lives in the promise of tomorrow
mad heiress: you had us at "spaceship"
mad heiress: all shuck, no jive
mad heiress: lotus heart modus operandi
mad heiress: a cautious ecstasy
mad heiress: three brain cells short of brilliance
mad heiress: blue balls and close calls
mad heiress: cylindical object in the surf line
mad heiress: trouser jazz
mad heiress: diary of a nobleman during the first singularity
mad heiress: love is everyone's favorite sadist
mad heiress: algerian pensioners on ecstasy
mad heiress: juggling eggs with the viceroy's daughter
mad heiress: god's ashtray
mad heiress: lean into it, billingsley
mad heiress: slumming it with janky hipster art porn
mad heiress: a cauldron of kinky footwear
mad heiress: making faustian bargains for inhuman knitting skills
mad heiress: a closed-casket funeral
mad heiress: fifty ways to leave your senses
mad heiress: mystery loves company
mad heiress: the tambourine player has herpes
mad heiress: in the future, all wars shall be waged over music
mad heiress: cannibalist televangelist
mad heiress: bringing back the oubliette
mad heiress: endless summer of the damned
mad heiress: soda pop and special envoys
mad heiress: art in search of a gimmick
mad heiress: jazzy flavorbuckets are go!
mad heiress: so much bling at your yoga class
mad heiress: euthenizing cats because we can
mad heiress: gasoline party in your parents' basement
mad heiress: haunted by the ghosts of dead robots
mad heiress: the el dorado hot fix
mad heiress: tales of the steam fist futurist
mad heiress: woke up this morning with a bad case of bette davis eyes
mad heiress: tenderly, he caressed her eyestalks
mad heiress: aids is just star trek fanfiction
mad heiress: caught! can bodhisattva get a witness?
mad heiress: that new ceo, she's got them crazy eyes
mad heiress: raised by ventriloquists, he never learned when to stop talking back
mad heiress: the redhead becomes a blonde
mad heiress: tagged with a slug from the methuselah gun, age an hour in a minute
mad heiress: the score so far: punk rock- 0. capitalism- 1
mad heiress: telling the foghorn leghorn origin story
mad heiress: "he saw plain, decent boys transformed to gilded, roistering youths"
mad heiress: kung-fi/sci-fu
mad heiress: drop kick that monkey all across town
mad heiress: a hundred ways to melt
mad heiress: drones on your lawn
mad heiress: white man make heap strong summer tentpole movie
mad heiress: a one act play: the surrealist foxhole
mad heiress: big tex was not known for her sandwich-making skills
mad heiress: the day ended as it began, with a wet fart in a bathtub
mad heiress: no longer fascinated with jim jarmusch
mad heiress: bleeding our cedar
mad heiress: a polarizing presence at church socials
mad heiress: cookin' up a mess a' blues
mad heiress: we never promised you a prosegarden
mad heiress: mulroney's ointments are the talk of the bowery
mad heiress: i brake for pederasts
mad heiress: ignored the signal. misread the signs. and now, fire falls on klimek farms.
mad heiress: the trip wire to your bouncing betty
mad heiress: set phasers to alienate
mad heiress: disappearing faster than a monkey in a rocketship (rocketstrap-jockship)
mad heiress: awash in cephalopods
mad heiress: i, sexbot
mad heiress: fortnights with the unenlightened
mad heiress: love in the time of inertial dampening
mad heiress: i joined the intifada and all i got was this lousy t-shirt
mad heiress: permafrost of the soul
mad heiress: destroy all rational thought
mad heiress: thwubba
mad heiress: one hot libelous mess
mad heiress: fake as a pair of las vegas tits
mad heiress: sojourns in the argentinian hinterland
mad heiress: even a broken mind is right twice a day
mad heiress: middle-class bone marrow vampires
mad heiress: bastard love child of andre breton and hugh hefner
mad heiress: velvet smoking jacket for the soul
mad heiress: finger on the pulse of septuagenarian fashion
mad heriess: sandal advice for the wicked
mad heiress: seedy kamikaze dive bar in the grey part of town, where fighter pilots drink to forget
mad heiress: when pushkin to shove
mad heiress: when angels dreamed of poets
mad heiress: well, fancy that
mad heiress: a government man, a government plan
mad heiress: limericks with word bastards
mad heiress: my week inside the polish sobering tank
mad heiress: right person, wrong era
mad heiress: ideology's a hair style
mad heiress: headlong into traffic
mad heiress: improving your signal-to-noise ratio since 1959
mad heiress: not your average feedback loop
mad heiress: the dirt in your eye, the glass in your soup
mad heiress: i know you are, but what am i?
mad heiress: bivouacs on fleek
mad heiress: attacking the problems of today with the zeal of an amorous ottoman
mad heiress: nipple chicken
mad heiress: art vs. excrement since 1911
mad heiress: adventures in sleep deprivation
mad heiress: yes
mad heiress: an alan smithee film
mad heiress: tomiko sends her regards
mad heiress: when a failure to connect the dots becomes lethal
mad heiress: everettbong- the new leisure paradigm.
mad heiress: workin' part-time at the slaughterhouse
mad heiress: because crosswalks are too pedestrian
mad heiress: dare we eat a peach?
mad heiress: narco employment rally
mad heiress: nothing is anaesthetized
mad heiress: i heart silence
mad heiress: insert opinion here
mad heiress: just like vlad's home cooking
mad heiress: sharing a lifeboat with the 1%
mad heiress: adventures in the tibetan air force
mad heiress: swan diving into empty pools
mad heiress: your link to the old world élan
mad heiress: middle-aged jewelers telling jokes
mad heiress: aminals!
mad heiress: the deep end just got shallow
mad heiress: an army of henry's silver miracle makers
mad heiress: let's build an empire, just to see how it ends
mad heiress: punching above our weight
mad heiress: wide awake in the land of nod
mad heiress: harpooning comets since before your mama were in diapers
mad heiress: elegy for an extraordinary machine
mad heiress: tattooed primitive art star gave the iguana player tambourines
mad heiress: putting the x in x
mad heiress: fuckchucklers on parade
mad heiress: thinning the blood since 1922
mad heiress: the raga doctor will see you now
mad heiress: cloudy with a chance of enlightenment
mad heiress: elbow deep in bad sock knee jive
mad heiress: gosh-a-rooties!
mad heiress: the bacardi picture book of european automobile fatalities
mad heiress: #rascalgroupiereacharound
mad heiress: long have we loved for a star of hairs
mad heiress: you're gonna become one of those people
mad heiress: cheekbones of the damned
mad heiress: benedictine flight simulators
mad heiress: les inrockuptibles
mad heiress: waltzing into the limbo of god's red earth
mad heiress: placing flowers on youth culture's grave since 1973
mad heiress: upscale fantasy sedation
mad heiress: roadie for your uncle's hardcore band
mad heiress: against it! no, wait. for it!
mad heiress: when people were shorter and lived nearer the water
mad heiress: cowtown countdown
mad heiress: lament of the timid wayfarer
mad heiress: your momma don't dance like me
mad heiress: doin' the artfag shuffle
mad heiress: adventures of a laotian lion tamer
mad heiress: stacatto sounds for jagged urbanites
mad heiress: we'll always have carthage
mad heiress: the secret of originality is obscure references
mad heiress: pilot to gunner: "bon chance!"
mad heiress: the walls just breathed
mad heiress: joyride in a septic tank
mad heiress: firedrills for cephalopods
mad heiress: lolita with an eye sore
mad heiress: it takes a village. of people. village people.
mad heiress: hard-wired to fail
mad heiress: 743 years of juvenalia
mad heiress: blemington, i presume?
mad heiress: where seti meets yeti
mad heiress: a misanthrope's guide to lion taming
mad heiress: guru healing village girls
mad heiress: information ethics for a mixed-up age
mad heiress: night haunts of the hapax legomena vampire beat boys
mad heiress: you’re the invention you know best
mad heiress: your fanzine changed the world
mad heiress: more heart than brains
mad heiress: languid negligee saxaphone soundtrack for the soul
mad heiress: getting into car wrecks because we love the sound of metal
mad heiress: #opiatechurchgroup
mad heiress: getting away with it twice
mad heiress: www.hijackscience.com
mad heiress: who helped the mockingbird steal all those songs?
mad heiress: slum drunk, he pulled a gauguin and skipped town
mad heiress: a bell is a cup, until it is struck
mad heiress: this ain't your daddy's alpha unit processing facility
mad heiress: love in the time of coachella
mad heiress: tricks. traps. triggers.
mad heiress: the sky was having none of it
mad heiress: casanova supernova
mad heiress: geronimo yacht
mad heiress: trouble everyday
mad heiress: incident in the southwest
mad heiress: try a little tenderness
mad heiress: doin' the horizontal cha-cha
mad heiress: even cowgirls sometimes get the squirts
mad heiress: poppa was a rascal, but mama was a rascal, too
mad heiress: where my pre-cogs at?
mad heiress: vestigial wonderpussy
mad heiress: meltdown in the hall of mirrors
mad heiress: dingdong. rat-a-tat-tat.
mad heiress: exhibit #4: creptitudinal stonk
mad heiress: hiding in plain sight
mad heiress: where are such men, who tango with the cacti?
mad heiress: atomic hips, radioactive lips
mad heiress: get your uterus out of my politics
mad heiress: this one goes out to all of you who live at right angles
mad heiress: comin' at ya like a rabbit in the long grass
mad heiress: an uptick in smexy dirigibles
mad heiress: even fatter in person
mad heiress: when circuits fall in love
mad heiress: the life and times of barky smashmouth
mad heiress: child soldier school bus
mad heiress: what's worse than a clown who won't sneeze on command?
mad heiress: balls deep in lala land
mad heiress: the matadors shall never tire of their blood sport
mad heiress: you're soaking in it
mad heiress: this off-world sexbot just cannot even right now
mad heiress: temporarily lucy
mad heiress: what aren't you talking about earth's magnetic field?
mad heiress: a romantic candlelight dinner, followed by some light internet trolling
mad heiress: attack of the flemish robot
mad heiress: gonzoballin' the brackish haypond
mad heiress: the clothes make the manque
mad heiress: goiters on fleek
mad heiress: algorithmic jimminylicks
mad heiress: unisex coffins
mad heiress: the queen bitch flower hour
mad heiress: lighten up and rot
mad heiress: an inscrutable series of highly illogical repeating patterns surprising us in the bike shop
mad heiress: religion raped by science, science raped by religion
mad heiress: the remainder table of unsuitable souls
mad heiress: there are problems in these times, but oh none of them are mine
mad heiress: control is only an illusion if you don't have it
mad heiress: tattoo of a punk of a pig
mad heiress: your life, remixed by aphex twin
mad heiress: turning major to minor whenever given the chance
mad heiress: bonfires over the horizon? must be tuesday
mad heiress: turning your bones to powder since 1922
mad heiress: gettin' all the wiggles out before conference play
mad heiress: a life not yet wasted
mad heiress: blessed be are the tastemakers, for they shall ascend to the lefthand stylist chair of the lord
mad heiress: no longer a dog, not yet a wizard
mad heiress: endlessly, in an ecstatic ballet of intention, the system recalibrates itself
mad heiress: bruce lee healing an entire village of the blind
mad heiress: one fat bearded hunker
mad heiress: big jesus cheeseburger
mad heiress: calling all liturgical rockers
mad heiress: spicy bonk machine
mad heiress: came for the ice cream, stayed for the blow jobs
mad heiress: all thongs considered
mad heiress: prefumed cheeks
mad heiress: a series of squelchy bonks
mad heiress: frosty in the mojave
mad heiress: moldavian ear horns
mad heiress: eyelashtoes
mad heiress: benedictine flight simulators
mad heiress: 101 ways to serve shuggoth
mad heiress: the madness of certain fruiting bodies
mad heiress: privileged, white, and loving it
mad heiress: false object sensor, vermiform 50
mad heiress: pissing in our wetsuits since 1919
mad heiress: bathroom mirror selfie death ray
mad heiress: off-world vanity project
mad heiress: a double feature of transgender westernsmad heiress: an experiment of no great importance
mad heiress: liturgical hookup machine. "swipe right if you're holy"
mad heiress: approach with extreme olfactory caution
mad heiress: meltdown at the whoop-whoop
mad heiress: one-word poets
mad heiress: our bodies, our shelves
mad heiress: 17 lbs of pork in a pink leisure suit
mad heiress: all assault rifles considered
mad heiress: turtles marrying pillows
mad heiress: zebras divorcing ice trucks
mad heiress: cosmonaut date rape. it's a thing.
mad heiress: breaking the internet since 1857
mad heiress: the new breed of idiotmad heiress: mirrors can no longer provide reassurance
mad heiress: britney spears is an anagram for presbyterian
mad heiress: parades in ghost towns
mad heiress: don't get any big ideas
mad heiress: alone in a tucson parking lot with a lap full of iuds
mad heiress: finessing and oscillating
mad heiress: bangkok lavatory blues
mad heiress: robot with a mustache
mad heiress: adventures with mange
mad heiress: cousin jeffrey's fat nude dance
mad heiress: pork-barrel surrealists
mad heiress: deadbeat cousin. family reunion. you do the math.
mad heiress: #stomachfullofsedatives
mad heiress: vaginal dingbats on fleek
mad heiress: callsign: "jelly"
mad heiress: the world's ugliest color
mad heiress: meat poet poetry slam
mad heiress: ambient savage
mad heiress: frank and his pills
mad heiress: lady godiva shitshow
mad heiress: winking with our eyes closed
mad heiress: the body parts are non-recoverable at this time
mad heiress: who's your digital papa?
mad heiress: jesus crept
mad heiress: he ate his corn flakes like a man possessed
mad heiress: digital triage
mad heiress: facsimile gonad
mad heiress: jihadi slumber party
mad heiress: rally round the flag
mad heiress: lamplighters in repose
mad heiress: acne on fleek
mad heiress: the tao of now
mad heiress: that feeling you get when you've been out chasing shadows
mad heiress: happiness is a bosiferous breadsnort
mad heiress: wriggling free of demographics since 1969
mad heiress: the maginot line of art installations
mad heiress: dance you fuckers. dance.
mad heiress: hot toddy all up in yr sweltercoil
mad heiress: surrealist heat-seeking missilemad heiress: snatch n' grab at the buddhist slot machine
mad heiress: snatch n' grab at the buddhist slot machine
mad heiress: clickbait for absurdist ghosts
mad heiress: no more mouthfeels for the nervy motherfuckers
mad heiress: manbaskets on fleek
mad heiress: no better time to get juiced
mad heiress: gallivanting through the digital hinterlands
mad heiress: discovering uncharted worlds of hitherto untamed creative savagery
mad heiress: dance party in your pants
mad heiress: buffalo girls go 'round the outside, 'round the outside
mad heiress: robots with moustaches
mad heiress: beating the devil at his own game
mad heiress: that's not what bodies are for
mad heiress: the ventriloquicy of moving bodies
mad heiress: a patchwork collection of ideologies, held together by rhetoric and spit
mad heiress: land of 1,000 triplicate requisition forms
mad heiress: chinese beat poet vs. ukrainian children's clown
mad heiress: superuptighteverythings
mad heiress: parades of bearded babies
mad heiress: 64 cents of hurt
mad heiress: america's new foreign intervention policy- "kinky boots on the ground"
mad heiress: rise of the passive activists
mad heiress: daytraders with tourette's
mad heiress: impinging on the rights of self-promoting mofos since 2021
mad heiress: a babel of towers
mad heiress: surrealist staycation
mad heiress: the fleshy bespertines of ankrula squub
mad heiress: the pasty academics of hastings upon thyme, district b-14
mad heiress: the sebaceous slot machines of symbiote colony zed-zed ong
mad heiress: the blasphemous hurgle-shifters of boozianbeta9
mad heiress: the infamous scrug shifters of instanscience prefect
mad heiress: the splogitudinous protein vendors of phosphorus cloud ariel alpha
mad heiress: the testifyin' hottentots of cretudinous orbital 27
mad heiress: just another off-world vanity project
mad heiress: no pudding for you, sloppy wizard
mad heiress: offing oneself at weddings
mad heiress: the people who stay too long at parties
mad heiress: doin' the cemetery polka
mad heiress: just another old-fashioned transgender love song
mad heiress: fly your kite, fuckface
mad heiress: send in the illicit clowns
mad heiress: on the brink of honest work
mad heiress: installing confrontational art pieces in public restrooms since 1944
mad heiress: your lifeline to the 1%
mad heiress: the cock puncher's gambit
mad heiress: reducing things to their final joke
mad heiress: cantus for the world's last rock band
mad heiress: the life and times of a bit-part actor
mad heiress: a kick in the ghoulies
mad heiress: queer eye for the straight goy
mad heiress: i don't think this is the cracker aisle
mad heiress: fractally suspect
mad heiress: transgendered reboot of the hobbit
mad heiress: vagine like a wizard's sleeve
mad heiress: pistachio and plaid, sleepy on a summer's day
mad heiress: you had us at "pudding-bag of a man"
mad heiress: 2 is for the empty space inside your eye. 3 is for unfolding like a flower.
mad heiress: staycations with astronauts
mad heiress: douchebags on fleek
mad heiress: the launch code overheard in the chinese eatery
mad heiress: the finest anal beads in all of christendom
mad heiress: pistachio and plaid, sleepy summer's day
mad heiress: italian rhythm guitars are now out of sync
mad heiress: on the cusp of honest work
mad heiress: mixing old beer with new
mad heiress: villains of the plasticine age
mad heiress: adventures in self-immolation
mad heiress: jesus would have dug hbo
mad heiress: your whole body is a flotation device
mad heiress: fat retards on acid
mad heiress: princess freckles plantagenet bastard. no other possibility.
mad heiress: cannibal kindergarten
mad heiress: kickstarters to help the duke lacrosse team hire more strippers
mad heiress: a un humantarian supply plane that only drops pallets full of donuts into crisis zones
mad heiress: anthrax and burnt popcorn
mad heiress: i'll take manhattan. from behind.
mad heiress: senseless business solutions for the irrational age
mad heiress: tête-à-tête in the whisper room
mad heiress: transgendered sex tape
mad heiress: as quiet as nylon
mad heiress: no place to go but down
mad heiress: white girls can't dance
mad heiress: summoned to the queen's bedchambers
mad heiress: confessions of a .357
mad heiress: tra la la monsanto
mad heiress: who urinated in eunice's sushi? who feltched henry's jack o' lantern?
mad heiress: microflangial sex pups
mad hieress: lifestyle advice for the thin and senseless
mad heiress: it's all up to the fool to save us now
mad heiress: a quick sucession of homicidal musical puns
mad heiress: invasion of the craft brewing handlebar moustache dudes
mad heiress: embracing jamaican white-collar crime since 1963
mad heiress: tech bros leading us into deliverance
mad heiress: scratching that homicidal itch since 1974
mad heiress: the data wipe didn't take
mad heiress: wet bones snapping on soft pavement
mad heiress: there is no un-suck filter
mad heiress: napalm on fleek
mad heiress: democracy is a story. religion is a story. money is a story.
mad heiress: offal in a heart-shaped box
mad heiress: the river never ran dry
mad heiress: scalped on the carnivale ride
mad heiress: swan dives into empty pools
mad heiress: prelude to a beheading
mad heiress: waltzes for drowning men
mad heiress: plaint of the disillusioned bourgeois
mad heiress: the surrealist elephant in the room
mad heiress: charles manson 6.0 party barge
mad heiress: gob lobbers of the concert hall, unite!
mad heiress: jesus was the first brand ambassador
mad heiress: pda- public display of affectation
mad heiress: more mid-70s blacksploitation kung-fu movies, please
mad heiress: forever chasing the unique, bespoke experience
mad heiress: entropic man pensioners in overdrive
mad heiress: invasion of the indeterminate video installation artists
mad heiress: absentee ballot of the soul
mad heiress: molested by men of influence and taste
mad heiress: ratticus noverticus
mad heiress: peace, love, and jockstraps
mad heiress: fragrant fun for the whole family
mad heiress: racist middle-aged white guy screenwriter's camp, hosted by adam sandler
mad heiress: rickrolling you since 1921
mad heiress: namaste, bitches
mad heiress: who are the pretty young girls who go to war?
mad heiress: sweat lodge brouhaha
mad heiress: revenge of the aromatic scent huskers
mad heiress: bring on the dancing maidens
mad heiress: the doctors aren't sure it is a baby
mad heiress: sludgy potentates of the world, unite!
mad heiress: finger banging the abyss, sexting oblivion
mad heiress: white men opining freely
mad heiress: it's taco tuesday at the off-world symbiote sex colony
mad heiress: a series of muffled thuds from inside the trunk of the adjacent car
mad heiress: wanking in sarcophagi
mad heiress: confessions of an aleppan fence climber
mad heiress: naked cherry bang-bang
mad heiress: flying blind in the new frontier
mad heiress: love was never on the menu
mad heiress: an international gathering of elite windbags
mad heiress: just a little more time with my fleshbox baby, ooh yeah
mad heiress: the plateau of leng
mad heiress: handjob at the car wash
mad heiress: kerfuffles with comptrollers
mad heiress: jiving with our heteronormative opressors
mad heiress: tra la la monsanto
mad heiress: embracing the sophmore slump
mad heiress: mental dust for days
mad heiress: asking co-workers for a ride to the abortion clinic
mad heiress: dustup at the birthing center
mad heiress: take me to where the thin white people play
mad heiress: kid's clowns with arrest warrants
mad heiress: jewels between teeth
mad heiress: adrift in the henhouse
mad heiress: ankle-trousering it to bed
mad heiress: this tactical body armor is made entirely from particle board
mad heiress: asleep face-down on the floor
mad heiress: cut the stallion at his mount
mad heiress: burnout hippie ashram
mad heiress: ample bosoms on fleek
mad heiress: southbound for petaluma
mad heiress: piss pot lunch
mad heiress: of undertmined ethnic origin
mad heiress: pissants on the make
mad heiress: sweatshop dance parties
mad heiress: mexican hedge funds
mad heiress: massacre at quintin's bodega
mad heiress: on the receiving end of a stout cartesian bitch slap
mad heiress: the finest in surrealist clickbait since 1939
mad heiress: from penthouse to pavement in 17 seconds
mad heiress: awash in the urine of others
mad heiress: you had me at "vegemite"
mad heiress: incestuous dreadnaughts
mad heiress: kissyface bangbang's love affair with long-distance killing
mad heiress: just begging to get punched
mad heiress: cleaving you from asshole to nostril
mad heiress: eating spaghetti on public toilets since 1966
mad heiress: crime-free detective stories
mad heiress: while lotta bleedin' goin' on
mad heiress: hairy legged bikini contests
mad heiress: interrupting your morning constitutional
mad heiress: where all the whores have names like amusement park rides
mad heiress: a cluster of dwarvish whiskey pooves
mad heiress: dawnish man clappers
mad heiress: punk rock fugure state
mad heiress: shaman with a dildo
mad heiress: march of the bankrupt cynics
mad heiress: a toast to those who would destroy us
mad heiress: rebuilding the berlin wall, one brick at a time
mad heiress: no time for big decisions
mad heiress: defecation privileges revoked
mad heiress: rocketships crewed by kleptomaniacs
mad heiress: lee benzies, narcoleptic astronaut
mad heiress: got a wicked case of phantom cell phone limb
mad heiress: confessions of a pawn shop gigolo
mad heiress: eurorail pass to hell
mad heiress: they won't even write about you when you're dead
mad heiress: answering the age-old question: are people who really love animals slow in the head?
mad heiress: dial back the nipple
mad heiress: the pornographer's gambit
mad heiress: elegy for a birdstrike
mad heiress: forget what you know about underboob
mad heiress: sonic shitstorm
mad heiress: god works the night shift
mad heiress: invasion of the lifestyle bungers
mad heiress: the love song of flurio carbeyn
mad heiress: a father & son towing company called oedipus wrecks
mad heiress: one ass wipe away from indifference. one hand clap away from disaster.
mad heiress: no time for big decisions.
mad heiress: invasion of the rapper/producer/entrepreneur. "but what i really want to do is direct."
mad heiress: sludgy quark sex machine. super erect sludge monster machine. sludge monster sex bomb.
mad heiress: stay on the scene. like an ad machine.
mad heiress: a lifetime spent dating psychotic prom girls
mad heiress: a butter wasp made me do it
mad heiress: falling victim to multiple failed rebranding attempts
mad heiress: a viable form of protest, speaking entirely in acronyms.
mad heiress: poppies for breakfast
mad heiress: if you have a daughter, bounce her on your knee. if you have a son, send the blighter off to sea.
mad heiress: white people mating badly
mad heiress: the year formerly known as 2016
mad heiress: because isis needs brand strategists, too
mad heiress: et la clarinetta
mad heiress: capsized boat. missing teens.
mad heiress: terpsicrean ball sprouts
mad heiress: i walked with an imbecile
mad heiress: cop shoot cop
mad heiress: there's a big man restless. he's so relentless.
mad heiress: in awe of industry
mad heiress: more remixes than hot lunches
mad heiress: state of the union address (club remix)
mad heiress: there's a big man resltess. we move to the back of the tomb.
mad heiress: the appetite of thieves
mad heiress: one-woman wrecking crew
mad heiress: government-santioned public pleasuring center follies
mad heiress: this, that, and the other
mad heiress: we would like you to know that we are all cool adults now
mad heiress: kneesocks and aftershave, nudists with rucksacks, coachella meltdowns
mad heiress: old men playhing with themselves in public libraries, to the tune of die fledermaus
mad heiress: a delicate schism. a decadent faction. a political movement with the sibilance of a snake.
mad heiress: tapas bar of the damned
mad heiress: jogging naked down a tree-lined street
mad heiress: aloft without balloons
mad heiress: tech-savvy chimney sweeps
mad heiress: a hilarious native-american comedian named buffalo exlax
mad heiress: hum if you prefer astronauts
mad heiress: mistakes and pisstakes
mad heiress: i know a guy, who knows a guy, who totally met a guy who knew a guy...
mad heiress: pastor jordan spent the remainder of the day in tears
mad heiress: boatswain, my boatswain
mad heiress: turns a sandwich into a hunger fast
mad heiress: the pube with 1,000 eyes
mad heiress: greetings from dr. prurience
mad heiress: elegy for a nervous lurker
mad heiress: a metric shit ton of golliwogs
mad heiress: this uncertain jihadi suicide bomber just cannot even right now
mad heiress: when bae like "i possessed by ghosts of civil war undead" and leaking ectoplasmic goo
mad heiress: this one goes out to all you basic bitches
mad heiress: brown baggin' it at the opera house
mad heiress: beachfront apocalypse
mad heiress: cashbox sweat machine
mad heiress: of kunckles and cabbage
mad heiress: bustin' out all over
mad heiress: i hope a shark gives you a blowjob
mad heiress: lament of the whoremonger's daughter
mad heiress: this one goes out to the lazy and sullen triphoppers of yesteryear
mad heiress: faith busters, inc.
mad heiress: facedown at the rodeo
mad heiress: buggin' in the bughouse
mad heiress: it's simpler than you could ever know
mad heiress: mugged twice. looking forward to more.
mad heiress: massaging the data to within an inch of its life
mad heiress: a man playing a corpse asks the director, "so what's my motivation in this scene?"
mad heiress: american pop culture- rip 1945-2025
mad heiress: a message from the timeshitter's directive- "tickle your victims to death."
mad heiress: competing for a love you won't receive
mad heiress: god's on holiday
mad heiress: charity spool imbroglio
mad heiress: falling in love with governments
mad heiress: cannibal church group
mad heiress: tales on an eight-grade crimelord
mad heiress: a gathering place for thin white people
mad heiress: tin star on a tin tit
mad heiress: this ain't your mama's b2c marketing campaign
mad heiress: nothing better to do than mope
mad heiress: suppository for the soul
mad heiress: shitlark
mad heiress: thus tweeted zarathustra
mad heiress: all love songs will be written by ai within 20 years
mad heiress: says psych droid xj-11: "take two tranq-lube and spool me in the morning."
mad heiress: a mobile app for finding blow jobs, called gulp. "swipe right if you deep throat."
mad heiress: two found dead in hottub
mad heiress: weepy swedes, volume 8
mad heiress: white people behaving politely
mad heiress: reality tv star snapchats own death
mad heiress: southern vomit biscuit
mad heiress: vorpal buffet, boethian drage
mad heiress: investments, land deals, mistresses
mad heiress: nothing less than ersatz decadence
mad heiress: your body, our circus
mad heiress: cheerleaders in jodhpurs, volume 4
mad heiress: just a post-organic gigolo
mad heiress: a bit of the old ultraviolence
mad heiress: big booty data thieves
mad heiress: the effects of the pleasure serum have not been without their consequences
mad heiress: elegy for an indie rock bartender
mad heiress: fisting the demi monde, sexting the fin de siecle, hotboxing the belle epoque
mad heiress: life and death in the age of optics
mad heiress: it was at that exact moment that mulroney decided to despise himself
mad heiress: your emotional candor is intolerable
mad heiress: goiters on fleek
mad heiress: humanism is the radical notion that humans are people
mad heiress: suicide is a failure of imagination
mad heiress: it's a jihadi thing, you wouldn't understand
mad heiress: my muslim brothers beheaded a western infidel dog, and all i got was this lousy t-shirt
mad heiress: people got no right
mad heiress: catapulted into obscurity
mad heiress: egressing in style
mad heiress: feminism is like finshing half a marathon
mad heiress: the outburst at your nephew's bris, the flash mob at your sister's funeral
mad heiress: a fat girl wrote me a poem once
mad heiress: lisping at the moon
mad heiress: point me at the sky, eugene
mad heiress: the herpes player has tambourines
mad heiress: fat rascal reacharound v. hapless doggerel
mad heiress: the beans of youth
mad heiress: a curious lack of discretion
mad heiress: invasion of the upward inflecting interns
mad heiress: #dysfunctionallifecoach
mad heiress: miley cyrus and the earwax brass band
mad heiress: the dating app for those into auto-erotic asphyxiation. called windpipe.
mad heiress: film noir cheerleaders
mad heiress: no synthetics were harmed in the making of this tweet
mad heiress: ghost penis. a story of obsession.
mad heiress: towards a tautology of "mmmbop"
mad heiress: waiting tables on teh 1%
mad heiress: psu-psu-psuedio!
mad heiress: metrics abound!
mad heiress: healthspore. spiritbigot. sushistew.
mad heiress: hungarian submarine captains in overdrive.
mad heiress: softly, with cowbell
mad heiress: an oral history of unnecessary roughness
mad heiress: pre-owned children. collect yours today!
mad heiress: fetishizing metadata since before you were in diapers
mad heiress: good taste takes a holiday
mad heiress: we're all in the army now
mad heiress: in the future, hollywood will make movies based on a single tweet
mad heiress: terrarium junkies in remission
mad heiress: guru on the mend
mad heiress: #warlockicecreamsocial
mad heiress: where have all the gay cowboys gone?
mad heiress: left my gal in costa rica
mad heiress: jazz n' skronk
mad heiress: the kludgy potentate
mad heiress: fiddlin' jesus
mad heiress: corporations without profit motives
mad heiress: a riot of rogue dentists
mad heiress: the illegitimate daughter of marcel duchamp
mad heiress: tomorrow is already here
mad heiress: all history's in present tense
mad heiress: naked on the roof again
mad heiress: the digital chimney sweep
mad heiress: cannibal sitcom
mad heiress: dance like everyone's watching. and judging.
mad heiress: authoring value and demand since 1979.
mad heiress: practicing tasteful product placement since 1937
mad heiress: my summer as a black panther
mad heiress: #mohammaddildoaction
mad heiress: failing the polygraph test
mad heiress: lascivious launch sequence
mad heiress: saga of the groomy roopers
mad heiress: the fool takes the place of a king
mad heiress: crow's feet on fleek
mad heiress: opinions wanted
mad heiress: supes totes dope
mad heiress: swipe right if you deep throat
mad heiress: the statues of obscene saints
mad heiress: mishap with the wayback machine
mad heiress: queef priesting for fun and profit
mad heiress: friendly corpse- a magazine of japanese fashion
mad heiress: of laughter and bed wetting
mad heiress: your one-stop shop for all things jodhpurs
mad heiress: microagressions r' us
mad heiress: fever dream epiphanies
mad heiress: where have all the playboys gone?
mad heiress: information ethics for a fucked-up age
mad heiress: complexions in the age of simplexity
mad heiress: lament of the timid wayfarer
mad heiress: river tam makes house calls
mad heiress: paid to care
mad heiress: yesterday’s rebel; tomorrow’s shill
mad heiress: bad hair day of the soul
mad heiress: symphony for hairdryer and ringtones
mad heiress: tally ho, imbroglio!
mad heiress: singing the decoder ring blues
mad heiress: gumming up the soundtrack of your life
mad heiress: death by sneezing
mad heiress: send in the surrealist clowns
mad heiress: sucker-punched you with a kiss
mad heiress: backyardin’ with quincy
mad heiress: it’s carefree steel dome traphat time!
mad heiress: scorpions in bustiers
mad heiress: because music should hurt
mad heiress: proprietary bullshit, volume one
mad heiress: have tendrils, will travel
mad heiress: eat a bag a’dicks
mad heiress: a sheep in wolf’s clothing
mad heiress: hobo std
mad heiress: slumber parties in the dmz
mad heiress: swimming pool jazz
mad heiress: noise of the breakfast moon
mad heiress: all snare, no kickdrum
mad heiress: spirit transfusions from h. doc r. methusela
mad heiress: bonaparte jockstrap
mad heiress: shoot outs in pencil factories
mad heiress: a banner year for groin kicks
mad heiress: the false bravado of saints
mad heiress: love affair on crutches
mad heiress: kissing where it hurts
mad heiress: seven decades of dumb luck
mad heiress: the hero eats a sandwich
mad heiress: why’d it take you this long?
mad heiress: a shaky sense of place
mad heiress: symphony for garbage lid
mad heiress: an abundance of prehensile biscuits
mad heiress: christ, and all that jazz
mad heiress: holiday greetings from consolidated foodstuffs, inc.
mad heiress: tax dodge as charity
mad heiress: countenancing insanity in art
mad heiress: hostess with a flame thrower
mad heiress: 101 kung fu photo filters
mad heiress: ode to a brown stain
mad heiress: plastic surgery gaytime talkshow host
mad heiress: more intrigue than a jazz dancer’s eyelashes
mad heiress: terrorism is as inevitable as the sunrise
mad heiress: rage du jour
mad heiress: the finest in eastern bloc hentai since 1967
mad heiress: gluten-free handshake
mad heiress: futuresex cash machine. autodoc transphobe re-emasculator. dropship gender razzer.
mad heiress: entitled mints
mad heiress: 1980 electroclash suitcase in the discotheque
mad heiress: like a christmas card from imelda marcos
mad heiress: shooting ourselves to death since 1922
mad heiress: witches are real
mad heiress: hobo barfly chic since 1972
mad heiress: transonic pranksters of the new gilded age
mad heiress: statues scatter
mad heiress: transgressive sloganeering for a post-post world
mad heiress: muppet fop
mad heiress: bipedal crunch monkeys
mad heiress: a crisp franklin tucked in the front of your codpiece
mad heiress: lost in useless territory
mad heiress: spore-driven fever dreams
mad heiress: fleshy tongue bats!
mad heiress: give the gift of vitriol
mad heiress: bindi or sniper dot?
mad heiress: #idiocy
mad heiress: heaven needs hell
mad heiress: hijacking your reward system since 1963
mad heiress: pretentious pilate
mad heiress: italian mafia vs. isis
mad heiress: store in a cool, dark place
mad heiress: docents gone wild!
mad heiress: bruce jenner’s elegiac human sacrifice
mad heiress: starfuckers and champagne
mad heiress: they found him in his comfort egg, emaciated and grinning. he’d died 1,114 times.
mad heiress: they found us in our cubes, od’d on breath mints.
mad heiress: younger. smarter. faster.
mad heiress: of strawmen and satellites
mad heiress: slapping sean penn in the face with a wet trout since 2002
mad heiress: decades of abuses, leaked on tape
mad heiress: indigenous guitar solo, tripped out blissy haze
mad heiress: fits of pique at the kerfuffle
mad heiress: writing about sexbots before it was a thing
mad heiress: a thimbleful of talent; a six pack of sass
mad heiress: stankin’ up shit town since 1975
mad heiress: call mom. we be rockin’ the cam cams again.
mad heiress: for when anal beads become prayer beads
mad heiress: are you there god? it's me, adolph.
mad heiress: the politics of shitty music
mad heiress: the devils combover
mad heiress: love songs for narcissists
mad heiress: valentine's day note leads to suspected arsonist
mad heiress: the fat syphilitic whore grinding onstage, harshing your post-divorce mellow
mad heiress: purrfecting the feline mis-en-scène
mad heiress: a way station for transsexual service droids since 1916
mad heiress: grammar nazis for christ
mad heiress: mastering the art of the humble brag
mad heiress: the latest in a series of savage atonal thrusts
mad heiress: in the right light, you resemble god's hanky
mad heiress: the devil's civil rights division
mad heiress: lucifer daycare. helping your young ones fall from grace, one errant thought at a time.
mad heiress: of cockups and failures
mad heiress: astrostank
mad heiress: cancer nuts
mad heiress: it's ladyboys night
mad heiress: pissing into the face of the zeitgeist
mad heiress: psychotherapy with antonin artaud
mad heiress: dismantling all known systems of beauty
mad heiress: nothing to say; 1,000 ways to say it
mad heiress: switching sides in a popsicle light beam heartbeat
mad heiress: in the right light, you resemble a cubist watercolor
mad heiress: the politics of excess
mad heiress: more perforations than a baltimore balloon
mad heiress: of windbags and concentration camps
mad heiress: vegan rape parties ftw
mad heiress: the next real thing
mad heiress: indonesian junk in a clamshell holster
mad heiress: beware the easy epiphany
mad heiress: greetings from all of us at the department of incurable syphilitics
mad heiress: greetings from all of us at the department of corporate malfeasance
mad heiress: permission to self-destruct?
mad heiress: raw meat stealth accord
mad heiress: the devil's excessive force review board
mad heiress: nervy mouth feel
mad heiress: night of the transgender ashtray
mad heiress: of hoofbeats and world balloons
mad heiress: helped a tough guy out of a tricky situation. #lunarmortage
mad heiress: no country for disillusionists
mad heiress: moroccan douchebag. "the game for men who don't care."
mad heiress: jesus tweeted
mad heiress: in the right light, you resemble a jakartanese civil war
mad heiress: trenching valery
mad heiress: parkouring all over your mom
mad heiress: alfredo retirement party
mad heiress: fisting for compliments
mad heiress: 1000 ways to arrive at the same destination
mad heiress: truckstop sass
mad heiress: ersatz fuckchuclerzzz r go!
mad heiress: stupid metal picture of a happy media family in a rocket
mad heiress: courtney works that dumb oracle 12 hours a day
mad heiress: the old guy with fantastic hair doing calisthenics on your lawn at 3am
mad heiress: laughter so infectious as to seem obscene
mad heiress: the devil's restraining order
mad heiress: one omm away from enlightenment
mad heiress: because nobody likes an ugly free spirit
mad heiress: voted "most likely to become a porn star with a lisp"
mad heiress: driving gloves made of swiss foreskins
mad heiress: from the mixed-up files of mister charles e. starkweather
mad heiress: reminiscing with one-hit dictators.
mad heiress: bindi or sniper dot?
mad heiress: discreet cartilage
mad heiress: child frightened by german expressionist clown. alabama. 1964.
mad heiress: the future's got big plans for you
mad heiress: morgan freeman overseeing the firebombing of tokyo. 1945
mad heiress: celebrating sidney poitier and white privilege since 1965
mad heiress: love affairs with fat bearded hipsters in skinny jeans
mad heiress: up to your neck in grandparents
mad heiress: because nothing says 'hipster dilettanti' quite like talking about learning to play ukulele
mad heiress: amateur astronauts
mad heiress: dark adapted eye
mad heiress: elegy for a mediocre orchid enthusiast
mad heiress: love songs for essential oils
mad heiress: swanning about on the battlefield
mad heiress: i'm with honky
mad heiress: pan-seasonal personal defense wear for the sartorially dispossessed
mad heiress: hot space station justice- to protect and moisturize
mad heiress: of douchebags and daytraders
mad heiress: we're running a real pap-smear campaign here
mad heiress: #methuselahratbag
mad heiress: two weeks in the hollywood sewers
mad heiress: "he was some kind of cardboard cutout of a man."
mad heiress: holiday greetings from adagio stoolbag
mad heiress: eskimo emoji for a transnormative world
mad heiress: jidhast sleeper agent refugees find warm welcome in texas
mad heiress: breaking into the houses of dead politicians to throw crunk parties
mad heiress: testicles in mason jars
mad heiress: march of the self-employed puppeteers
mad heiress: rock and roll assisted suicide
mad heiress: no more mediated experiences
mad heiress: polish djs on acid
mad heiress: who's makin' bacon? you are!
mad heiress: of daydreams and cosmonauts
mad heiress: drunk poets on bikes
mad heiress: headlock in the artisanal chocolate shop; flashpoint at the fruit stand
mad heiress: asleep at the crossroads of history
mad heiress: memoirs of a nose-picking president
mad heiress: intrigue at the hot dog stand
mad heiress: #sunshineoasisreacharound
mad heiress: a symbiote in every port
mad heiress: the character who gets a pencil in the eye
mad heiress: the loneliness of the gregarious gas station clerk
mad heiress: designing thoughts for others to think since 1955
mad heiress: photon ballroom bat attack!
mad heiress: love songs for snarky barflies
mad heiress: luck be a leper tonight
mad heiress: an ecstatic riot of feces and paint
mad heiress: hope is a thing with tassels
mad heiress: not lost because we choose to disappear
mad heiress: providing individual attention for the minimally exceptional since 1953
mad heiress: barkish nerflewerfers
mad heiress: in the right light, you resemble a dayglo abortion
mad heiress: #veganstreethustle
mad heiress: the experimental antidote in your coffee
mad heiress: charting mustache grooming trends with chazz "cold sweats" mcginty
mad heiress: off-world chastity salons for discerning hyperdrive captains
mad heiress: of saber tooths and tanning beds
mad heiress: an unkempt armada of sagging titans
mad heiress: walking competitively since 1988
mad heiress: a riot of saucy self-referentials
mad heiress: the movie
mad heiress: las vegas jihadi bikini contest. "burgers, beer, burkas, and thongs!"
mad heiress: violators will be trespassed
mad heiress: a distressed asset for your thoughts
mad heiress: #sustainablefaggotrainforestgeoinitiative
mad heiress: for when the trick wicky wack is woo
mad heiress: a trio of spent skin bags playing itchy jazz. look at them go. real dumbhorrorshow.
mad heiress: confessions of a hair-lipped sex god
mad heiress: enschleppenraut
mad heiress: garth, the sagging titan
mad heiress: unredeemable by any narrative
mad heiress: hooking for vape money since 2017
mad heiress: a man among prawns
mad heiress: the best video game about british desserts ever made
mad heiress: www.ihateyourface.com
mad heiress: i'm with stupid
mad heiress: fingers on the pulse of septuagenarian sandal fashions
mad heiress: ...from institutions unknown
mad heiress: launching a kickstarter to fund every petty vendetta
mad heiress: unisex hairstyles for men
mad heiress: a cultural juggernaut of obscene proportions
mad heiress: you don't want to know how the sausage gets made
mad heiress: nippling up your facebook feed since 1979
mad heiress: of fossils and rayguns
mad heiress: of sweatbands and synthesizers
mad heiress: nazi jazz hands
mad heiress: hella dank meme stash
mad heiress: 39% more likely to feel like a rapist when wearing a hoodie
mad heiress: making our living impersonating elvis impersonators
mad heiress: top-secret government lactation rooms
mad heiress: cannibal pinstripe suit
mad heiress: breakfasting with cannibals
mad heiress: cupcake sputem
mad heiress: life and love among the ear pygmies of manhattan
mad heiress: guru junkies in search of a karmic fix
mad heiress: confessions of an off-world gaucho
mad heiress: troubadour by the septic tank
mad heiress: bringing smexy back to medium-security prisons since 1972
mad heiress: don't be that guy
mad heiress: in the right light, you resemble a blancmange
mad heiress: appomattox beatbox
mad heiress: of douchebags and demagoguery
mad heiress: swami ashram symbiote had this to say...
mad heiress: you're all idiots
mad heiress: when hoarfrost is underfoot, solid ice is not far off
mad heiress: punk rock is capitalism's bitch
mad heiress: war is an answer
mad heiress: "roped and trussed just like dear betty page"
mad heiress: we love you, mandolin sasquatch
mad heiress: imagine the unimaginable, reimagined
mad heiress: a seismic shift in dookeyshines
mad heiress: hyacinth gunship vs. jacaranda whiskey rot
mad heiress: fat rascal reacharound
mad heiress: charity golf tournaments for satanists
mad heiress: pleated pleather pantsuit of the soul
mad heiress: foxtrot in tangier
mad heiress: we got the union carbide blues
mad heiress: the single girl's guide to populist liberation units
mad heiress: the polka dot starved woman
mad heiress: blast pad. a place to crash.
mad heiress: placating jihadists since 1947
mad heiress: rejectionist polytheists of the world, unite!
mad heiress: massaging the limits of force-appropriate response
mad heiress: unpacking albino privilege
mad heiress: secrets of the water drop guru
mad heiress: anti-cogulant bandaids
mad heiress: postmodern wigwams and contrapuntal crotch kicks
mad heiress: oh no you di'nt!
mad heiress: elegy for the mannish women
mad heiress: perfecting the two-day siberian bender
mad heiress: jacobian douchebag extraordinaire
mad heiress: daffodils in transit
mad heiress: hollywood entrance vamp in 4/4 time
mad heiress: all is vanity
mad heiress: another heated exchange with the autoharp player
mad heiress: shaky aztecs
mad heiress: settling into comfortable b-grade sub-hollywood decrepitude
mad heiress: autodidacts on holiday
mad heiress: fin de siecle buttocks
mad heiress: huntress on the mend
mad heiress: ballad of the puerto rican fence climber
mad heiress: serving up the finest in braille porn
mad heiress: art school dropout murders millions. news at 11.
mad heiress: confessions of a hypochondriacal grave robber
mad heiress: jamming with mittens on
mad heiress: topical like acne
mad heiress: bringing back the three-martini birthing ceremony
mad heiress: epiphany in the food court
mad heiress: exploiting the american worker since 1925
mad heiress: of handshakes and halitosis
mad heiress: get used to it
mad heiress: sitting on the toilet seat still warm from the ass of another man
mad heiress: oversharing on social media
mad heiress: to those too weak to survive the apocalypse, we salute you
mad heiress: a series of aquatic mishaps
mad heiress: rock & roll says 'will work for ideas'
mad heiress: a series of involuntary mouth motions
mad heiress: sweaty racist in the back of the restaurant
mad heiress: let's hole!
mad heiress: who's minding the store?
mad heiress: in the future, technology will enable people to tweet events 47 seconds before they occur
mad heiress: old guy puts his hands on me
mad heiress: sexting up brand awareness since 1949
mad heiress: frank talk of ladies' unmentionables
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mad heiress: there are no bad dogs
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mad heiress: making friends with assholes since 1967
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mad heiress: starred and dreaming since 1928
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mad heiress: of oligarchs and baristas
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mad heiress: dance music for men on fire
mad heiress: wedding proposals in jest
mad heiress: endlessly, in an ecstatic ballet of intention, the system recalibrates itself
mad heiress: an insult for every occasion
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mad heiress: all the best cowboys have chinese eyes
mad heiress: i spy with my little eye, a cache of blackmarket rpgs
mad heiress: animal justice
mad heiress: beyond the valley of the lurid exploitation film
mad heiress: misspelling 'further' as 'fuhrer' since 1983
mad heiress: in heaven, everything is fine
mad heiress: this rainbow flag don't give no shits about gay pride day
mad heiress: in the future, all things shall be judged on their porousness
mad heiress: in the future, the systems of influence and control will be unrecognizable
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mad heiress: love note from a browning automatic rifle
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mad heiress: a-roving we will go
mad heiress: whatever you do, don't mention the astrodyne
mad heiress: snatching defeat from the jaws of victory since 1975
mad heiress: hearing smooth jazz, where none should be
mad heiress: narcoleptic jacuzzi party at bob's house
mad heiress: a lost episode of three's company, set aboard a dying space station.
mad heiress: in arkansas, it's illegal to think about balloons while on horseback
mad heiress: in connecticut, it's illegal to sneeze inside a hot air balloon
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mad heiress: lifestyle bungers vs. coachella lifestyle coaches
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mad heiress: answering the question "how long should a man bleed his cedar"
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mad heiress: aging violently
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mad heiress: the finest in transgender foodstuffs, because who wants to eat like a breeder?
mad heiress: brand ambassador for the military-industrial complex
mad heiress: the jesus egg that wept
mad heiress: an endearing panoply of ancestral jiminylicks
mad heiress: small-yellow-schoolbus special
mad heiress: dom deluise ate children
mad heiress: fortnight with a yodeling wrestler
mad heiress: the truth wears jodhpurs
mad heiress: death by pop rocks
mad heiress: no more inefficient arias
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mad heiress: cthulhu in 2016. campaign slogan: no lives matter
mad heiress: shit just got surreal
mad heiress: unspeakable acts of kindness
mad heiress: incident in situ
mad heiress: marcel proust deathray
mad heiress: my so-called squelchy life
mad heiress: subcutaneous didgeridoos
mad heiress: backyard pandemic
mad heiress: bionic crayons
mad heiress: ask not what your imagination can do for you, but what you can do for your imagination
mad heiress: hooters is opening a chain of restaurants in north korea
mad heiress: punk rock tanning bed czar
mad heiress: the single girl's guide to necromancy
mad heiress: www.oldmenonswingsets.com
mad heiress: your selfie, our brand
mad heiress: cthulhu for president in 2016. no lives matter.
mad heiress: i think we should be other people
mad heiress: pants like molasses
mad heiress: i'm gonna live forever (even if it kills me)
mad heiress: "the newspapers!" he shouted in his sleep
mad heiress: romancing the unfamiliar since 1966
mad heiress: italian fishermen country line dancing
mad heiress: your weapon against the present tense
mad heiress: taking anal sex for granted since 1972
mad heiress: not gonna lie- we look great in spandex
mad heiress: when piss gets in your eyeswhen piss gets in your eyes
mad heiress: corporate training for surrealist dandies
mad heiress: tête-a-tête with the trans mafia
mad heiress: ask not what your imagination can do for you, but what you can do for your imagination
mad heiress: half man, all biscuit
mad heiress: the truth wears jodhpurs
mad heiress: white middle manager on holiday
mad heiress: marcel proust deathray
mad heiress: shit just got surreal
mad heiress: random acts of unspeakable kindness
mad heiress: incident in situ
mad heiress: dispatches from a dairy queen dervish
mad heiress: asimov shitstorm
mad heiress: you remind me of santa claus, in a bad way
mad heiress: statirical is just satire through numbers
mad heiress: stars fell on alabama. but darn if we can find them.
mad heiress: death by pop rocks
mad heiress: a flock of jonathan livingston seagulls
mad heiress: "i want the drum sound sting got" so no musician ever.
mad heiress: an endless procession of racist lemonade stands
mad heiress: no more inefficient arias
mad heiress: hunter-seeker drone birthday party
mad heiress: a synthetic scream in the night
mad heiress: danger is a keen beast
mad heiress: midnight periscope vs. young aloysious
mad heiress: franchise that one original idea you had
mad heiress: my seamonkey beat up your pitbull
mad heiress: elegy for an elven battlemage
mad heiress: destiny's illegitimate child
mad heiress: death looms above your head like a hornet-filled piñata
mad heiress: a franchise of sir alfred lord tennyson tanning salons. what could possibly go wrong?
mad heiress: the last cool white guy in the world
mad heiress: rhapsody and thieves
mad heiress: cocks n' glocks
mad heiress: hide and go shriekmad heiress
mad heiress: we make music for men on fire
mad heiress: lullabies for robber barons
mad heiress: hotwired for squelchy bonks
mad heiress: of oligrachs and baristas
mad heiress: heading for death in reverse
mad heiress: you need to let me know that i will be suing
mad heiress: horrific injury shatters dwarve's weighlifting dream
mad heiress: personal meltdowns of pharmaceutical proportions
mad heiress: this ideology will self-destruct in ten seconds
mad heiress: the senseless brutality of man's inhumanity to man. oh wait, are those mini-bacon quiches?
mad heiress: the abstruse goose
mad heiress: hot tub avocado time machine
mad heiress: brand ambassador to the gods
mad heiress: ambient kinesthetic activity for the masses since 1927
mad heiress: so many storage lockers, so little time
mad heiress: something old invented something new
mad heiress: too many japanese rom coms, not enough time
mad heiress: playing freeze tag with chechen rebels since 2002
mad heiress: does this app make us look fat?
mad heiress: the body impolitic
mad heiress: ersatz debauchery
mad heiress: 100 years ago, white dudes literally declared pistols at dawn over being called names.
mad heiress: part-time astrophysicists on fleek
mad heiress: educated to within an inch of our lives
mad heiress: this plasticware is so totally on point
mad heiress: like a wet fart in an old tub
mad heiress: booming and zooming
mad heiress: we are all outsiders, though some of us are more outside than others
mad heiress: to whom do we atone?
mad heiress: gaylords of the cannabis cosmos
mad heiress: this is for when the negotiations break down
mad heiress: an oily, ornate hunk of cybernoir for your viewing pleasure
mad heiress: fifty dollars in the barrel of a gun
mad heiress: songs in the key of shit
mad heiress: ancestral jimminylicks
mad heiress: the cut that kills the knife
mad heiress: self-annihilation couldn't come too soon
mad heiress: setting new standards of pretentiousness since 2002
mad heiress: euphemisms for euphemisms
mad heiress: the ladyboy or the tiger
mad heiress: billiards with tannehauser
mad heiress: agitprop for a new kind of man
mad heiress: point me at the sky then press the big red button
mad heiress: home is where the integrated personal security grid is
mad heiress: integrated as fuck
mad heiress: bark like a dog dog fuck like a shark shark
mad heiress: you ain't nuthin but a heavy-lidden thunderpussy
mad heiress: using "cobra" as a verb to describe fucking people up
mad heiress: sister plays bass cross legged onstage. release the bats.
mad heiress: greetings from certain large-breasted gentlemen who shall remain nameless
mad heiress: hide n' go shriek
mad heiress: wonder bread woman vs aquafresh man
mad heiress: operationally sexy
mad heiress: a husband and wife poetry duo called partners in rhyme. no other possibility.
mad heiress: press x to become gary busey
mad heiress: let's get horizontal
mad heiress: super cone hotshot. zero trad no star up all in yr sweltercoil. lean into it billingsley.
mad heiress: calling those who annoy us "garbage pants"
mad heiress: facedown in shangri-la
mad heiress: with the hubris of a lion tamer, we set forth
mad heiress: requiem for a lightweight
mad heiress: adorable glandular suicide bear
mad heiress: the lost art of the surrealist snuff film
mad heiress: discreet off-world disposal solutions for the discerning gentleman
mad heiress: erotic surrealist truck pulling
mad heiress: erotic chinese jello wrestling
mad heiress: no more with the feels
mad heiress: endless summer of the mildly disillusioned
mad heiress: a smattering of combatant ideologies
mad heiress: hogtied n' bashful
mad heiress: first i was, then i wasn't
mad heiress: kinky sarcophagi
mad heiress: on the wrong side of history every time we open our mouths
mad heiress: microaggressions r us
mad heiress: the semi-tough puffed that's not all hot air
mad heiress: a banner year for underwater blowjobs
mad heiress: a pluralizing clusterfuck of conflicting identities
mad heiress: the joan rivers prairie dog blues
mad heiress: alpha trash. disco assist.
mad heiress: patrinomicon
mad heiress: the weepy thresher gods of alpha tau vi
mad heiress: a gentleman and a taffer
mad heiress: movie fight scenes set to free jazz soundtracks
mad heiress: lo-grade kinesthetic stimulation for the masses since 1927
mad heiress: dropping trou for art
mad heiress: confessions of a post-modern dandy
mad heiress: auto-erotic asphyxiation-free zone
mad heiress: a beginner's guide to post-modern warfare
mad heiress: your time is valuable, so we're gonna waste it
mad heiress: we alone write the songs that make a nation recoil
mad heiress: momma don't allow no post-modern theorizing 'round here
mad heiress: came for the pork, stayed for the sweaters
mad heiress: vile hole no more
mad heiress: britney spears marries mt fuji and together they create a new type of life form
mad heiress: giving humanists knuckle suppers since 1932
mad heiress: you're not disrupting anything. if you were, you'd be in jail.
mad heiress: your avatar, my funeral
mad heiress: the poetry of loincloth whispers in your waxy ear
mad heiress: ours is a stygian darkness
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mad heiress: abristle and ablaze with intrigue
mad heiress: asimov shitstorm
mad heiress: the artist. the scientist. the industrialist.
mad heiress: sashaying onto normandy beach
mad heiress: and lo so came law, to increase the trespass one hundred fold
mad heiress: this is for when your room is awash in cheap poetry
mad heiress: another in a series about discount shag carpeting
mad heiress: bonfires over the horizon? it must be tuesday
mad heiress: goldilock's snuff box
mad heiress: smexy recepticons. minxy recepticons.
mad heiress: playing freeze tag with chechan rebels since 2002
mad heiress: never trust a white woman with a hyphenated last name and two degrees
mad heiress: if you can't remember it, it probably happened
mad heiress: topographic douchebags on fleek
mad heiress: not just any waterfowl reclamation center
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mad heiress: reeking of inauthenticity
mad heiress: a world where 7 can never follow 4
mad heiress: where oh where are the beautiful freaks?
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mad heiress: introducing...ernesto trout and the giggle bats
mad heiress: heteronormative funk junkers
mad heiress: awash in fjords
mad heiress: how dare you come to my country and offend our minorities!
mad heiress: the tender things are upon us now
mad heiress: i'm afraid it's serious. he's suffering from an acute case of identity poisoning.
mad heiress: #hesterprynne
mad heiress: sociopaths behaving badly
mad heiress: blind earthworms plucked from the pavement by the hands of an eager god
mad heiress: just the facts, sir
mad heiress: zapple treble dinger
mad heiress: cat call vs. bird call
mad heiress: smooth jazz stylings for the singularity
mad heiress: larval but willing
mad heiress: morality plays with transgender shadow puppets
mad heiress: tampon sandwich
mad heiress: my run-in with the butternut chest police
mad heiress: bearded men grappling with prawns
mad heiress: of squid and personal entanglements
mad heiress: icky polys
mad heiress: your non-binary icon of pandrogyny
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mad heiress: like a pair of tits in the night
mad heiress: emergency room selfies
mad heiress: johnny cash alone in a room with a theremin
mad heiress: from farm to table to asshole
mad heiress: thriving in abusive regimes since 1948
mad heiress: still awaiting the charles manson/paul mccartney christmas album
mad heiress: peezy swarkles
mad heiress: like so much soggy juju in your cereal
mad heiress: popping vicodins like so much candy
mad heiress: hermaphroditically sealed since 1918
mad heiress: herding children into umarked vans since 1979
mad heiress: blow job audit (gotta do a)
mad heiress: the bland bitches of eastwick
mad heiress: got the talking shit blues
mad heiress: we need to talk about suzy
mad heiress: trans-siberian ballsack
mad heiress: a meeting of bearded right-wing folk singers
mad heiress: a loud crash in the foyer
mad heiress: to thine own self, be smexy
mad heiress: who told all these pretty women they owned the internet?
mad heiress: dick holster & sewage thighs
mad heiress: farting into desk fans since 1993
mad heiress: it takes a village. of idiots.
mad heiress: black power sunday newspaper comics
mad heiress: creepers, awake
mad heiress: war crimes a-go-go
mad heiress: adventures with toodles and crankshaft
mad heiress: pwetty pwease
mad heiress: field manual for the yoinks/poovy adjudicators
mad heiress: reginal wallop and artemis tinderpoove are bottling the angst
mad heiress: shit show in the adirondacks
mad heiress: the female backup singer has something to say
mad heiress: felonius mongs/constabulatory wingnuts/fistfight in the confession booth/vestigial titties
mad heiress: the crime of being oneself
mad heiress: sharecropper raygun/callgirl jetpack
mad heiress: you want it to be one way, but it's the other way
mad heiress: when selfy stick becomes gomstick
mad heiress: might as well shit our pants
mad heiress: nazi jingle writer
mad heiress: anarchy burger, hold the government
mad heiress: where white folks go to mate
mad heiress: when you live like an animal, anything's possible
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mad heiress: 75 and living on a tugboat in sausalito
mad heiress: an avalanche of terseness
mad heiress: toasting the end of enlightened self-interest
mad heiress: in today's world, there's no such thing as a non-combatant
mad heiress: one feral cat
mad heiress: the finest in pre-teen memoir ghost writing
mad heiress: pushing the envelope of enhanced interrogation since 2019
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mad heiress: heavy is the cock that wears the ring
mad heiress: synergistic dick slaps for days
mad heiress: cosmo and wanda think they all slick
mad heiress: the trickle of urine down your pant leg at the expensive discotheque
mad heiress: new jersey cephalopod blues
mad heiress: it's a pantsuit nation
mad heiress: fuckin' up your auto correct
mad heiress: like a right-wing dylan
mad heiress: give and take. mostly take.
mad heiress: the finest in oriental dick ticklers
mad heiress: lossless audio since 1781
mad heiress: porny gate crashing at the womxn's only film festival
mad heiress: the very best in drunken toilet selfies
mad heiress: a gathering place for unkempt sexuals
mad heiress: artisanal sweatshop
mad heiress: postcards from a belligerent midget
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mad heiress: the boyfriend destroyer sequence
mad heiress: david bananas foster wallace
mad heiress: be the best damn dysfunctional you you can be
mad heiress: animals. men. mexican sushi.
mad heiress: the industrial revolution never happened
mad heiress: charles manson as a recurring guest star on the brady bunch
mad heiress: having fun with other people's money
mad heiress: hang 'em high (give 'em a spliff)
mad heiress: how i went from living in a swiss chateau to marinating in the briny deep
mad heiress: despite not officially existing, we continue to endure
mad heiress: a banner year for the aristocrat manqué
mad heiress: papa's got a brand new cholostemy bag
mad heiress: officially obsessed with cats and baby sitters
mad heiress: artisinal street sweepers
mad heiress: more metal than flowers
mad heiress: mangey lifestyle bungers
mad heiress: i used to be extremely tall
mad heiress: music by gingers, for gingers
mad heiress: shit art since 1972
mad heiress: viral. liquid. contagious.
mad heiress: the flowered twats of algernon: a digital novel by p. hortense alfonso
mad heiress: preoccupied with albino dwarves in speedos
mad heiress: more tools than a boy band
mad heiress: the day ended as it began, with a wet fart in the bath
mad heiress: nitrates all up in your cranium
mad heiress: visigoth waterpark
mad heiress: caught! can bodhisattva get a witness?
mad heiress: more harpsichords, please
mad heiress: shoehorn mustard bastard assistance
mad heiress: scandinavian puppet dinosaur rock band
mad heiress: what caused Franz to lean, what caused Franz to liszt?
mad heiress: making marc safe for bananas
mad heiress: the first episode featured weeping, repentant men and the controversial burial of a tortoise
mad heiress: court-mandated ankle bracelets on fleek
mad heiress: that time you went to an x-rated movie with your parents
mad heiress: theft of a mothership
mad heiress: sound bites of sound bites. muzak interpretations of ambient music.
mad heiress: instagramming photos of our mcdonald's takeout since 2010
mad heiress: more songs about chapstick and selfies
mad heiress: chloroform orange art cream attack. volume vii: versailles
mad heiress: tectonic breadsuits & three-alarm handshakes
mad heiress: Four simple words to make your day: "step inside my hazmat suit"
mad heiress: vegan robot
mad heiress: kicking the same groin, but always in a different shoe
mad heiress: pythagoras sexpot
mad heiress: don't happy, be worry
mad heiress: lolita with an eyesore
mad heiress: mona lisa tramp stamp
mad heiress: war's ripe detritus
mad heiress: elegy for a snarky comptroller
mad heiress: lady three jane. all that dedication shit.
mad heiress: through a haze of scopalotine
mad heiress: quantico ice cream social
mad heiress: our passion for clockwork automata continues unabated
mad heiress: the beat goes on, where the head has been
mad heiress: visual relics. lovely splendors. from the time before the miniaturization of electronics.
mad heiress: objects continually offer themselves to us with the promise of satisfaction. we grow weary, we grow nauseous.
mad heiress: too-warm mambo handshake
mad heiress: all past is science fiction
mad heiress: man urinates on self, others
mad heiress: your absurdist agony aunt of choice
mad heiress: selling our wallets for kerosene
mad heiress: big in japan
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mad heiress: jankitudinous decrepitors on fleek
mad heiress: this little piggy went to market. this little piggy stayed at home.
mad heiress: a balm, a salve, a savage elixir
mad heiress: from toilet to tap
mad heiress: "beauty," he remarked, "is in the eye of the sniper's scope."
mad heiress: tocatta and fugue in shit minor
mad heiress: throwin' our cell phones into the pool since 1976
mad heiress: the life and times of franny nanahaela
mad heiress: this one goes out to all you jazz cats in the tectonic breadsuits
mad heiress: A crisis in six parts
mad heiress: thy beauteous phantom's charms
mad heiress: soundbites in braille
mad heiress: A shedload of mastodons
mad heiress: curing the systemic failure of one's comic imagination
mad heiress: not for all the dildos in china
mad heiress: amazon gris-gris gift cards: old world voodoo meets 21st century shopping. by a gris-gris gift card and hex anyone in the world
mad heiress: sex, death, branding
mad heiress: warm fuzzies with reg
mad heiress: life ain't nuthin 'cept interlocking parts
mad heiress: when rolo gets to tootin', ain't no one slow him down
mad heiress: three martini lunchbox
mad heiress: cretidudinous barnswaddle
mad heiress: if i live too long, i'm afraid i might die
mad heiress: cosmic yobbo
mad heiress: the finest in fiduciary erotica since 1946
mad heiress: manzenheimer octopod
mad heiress: 10 tips for the aspiring gigolo
mad heiress: different, just like everybody else
mad heiress: goats and monkeys make the choice. why can't we?
mad heiress: 23rd century mountain songs
mad heiress: like skunked beer and week-old sushi
mad heiress: the doctor is in. side you.
mad heiress: smooth jazz versions of smooth jazz songs. a muzak version of brian eno's music for airports
mad heiress: hazy days make me wet my pants
mad heiress: the future belongs to non-binary mulattoes and angel-poise lamps
mad heiress: we choose the world, despite its opacity
mad heiress: the artist. the scientist. the industrialist.
mad heiress: and so came in law, to increase the trespass one hundred fold
mad heiress: another in a series about discount shag carpeting
mad heiress: this is for when your room is awash in cheap poetry
mad heiress: bonfires over the horizon? it must be Tuesday
mad heiress: play the kazoo for the aminals in the zoo
mad heiress: turning your bones to powder since 1922
mad heiress: "i alone write the songs that make a nation recoil," boasted faustus
mad heiress: lo-grade kinesthetic stimulation for the masses since 1927
mad heiress: goldilock's snuff box
mad heiress: never trust a white woman with a hyphenated last name and two degrees
mad heiress: dancing at you, not with you
mad heiress: reason, denied
mad heiress: we spy with our little eye, a cache of black-market rpgs
mad heiress: beyond the valley of the lurid exploitation film
mad heiress: songs in the key of shit
mad heiress: integrated as fuck, cross-branded out
mad heiress: euphemisms for euphemisms
mad heiress: totes faggots
mad heiress: awash in fjords
mad heiress: ernesto trout and the giggle bats
mad heiress: heteronormative funk junkers
mad heiress: the poetry of loincloth whispers in your waxy ear
mad heiress: ours is a stygian darkness
mad heiress: if you can't remember it, it probably happened
mad heiress: came for the pork, stayed for the sweaters
mad heiress: momma don't allow no post-modern theorizing 'round here
mad heiress: your time is valuable, so we're gonna waste it
mad heiress: if only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
mad heiress: auto-erotic asphyxiation-free zone
mad heiress: a beginner's guide to post-modern warfare
mad heiress: no more with the feels
mad heiress: endless summer of the mildly disillusioned
mad heiress: a smattering of combatant ideologies
mad heiress: the posh cosh. "nn upscale assault experience for the urbane sophisticate"
mad heiress: microaggressions r us
mad heiress: i dreamt of a world where 7 could never follow 4
mad heiress: inky sarcophagi
mad heiress: love in the time of global corporate hegemony
mad heiress: not wet, not human. just moist.
mad heiress: confessions of a sudanese jelly thief
mad heiress: he who runs with geese
mad heiress: fingers crossed that it's a fart and not a shit
mad heiress: fingers are spiders
mad heiress: losing sounds much better in a song
mad heiress: winters in the old arcade with jaime
mad heiress: jazzy desperation
mad heiress: hubert trumby, faux puppeteer
mad heiress: i've gotta brand new pair of rollerskates, you've got a brand new key
mad heiress: ask the dust, cousin jaime
mad heiress: false veriform object sensor
mad heiress: smaller, quieter, cheaper
mad heiress: free beards for every brooklyn bassist
mad heiress: coachella live-fire artillery exercise
mad heiress: if you can't see me, i can't see you
mad heiress: this one goes out to all the sociopath-romantics
mad heiress: emily's on the train tracks again
mad heiress: squint your eyes while doing the crime and you'll never go to jail
mad heiress: disrupting the VFW since 1985
mad heiress: the mother of all training bras
mad heiress: this one goes out to all you buddhist douchebags
mad heiress: eskimo emojis
mad heiress: robbery at the sperm bank
mad heiress: hip-hop coloring books
mad heiress: white light from the mouths of fools
mad heiress: bathing in hexbombs
mad heiress: contretemps in the food court
mad heiress: bring events into being simply by googling them
mad heiress: when you can't stop googling "kesha + shark attack"
mad heiress: contretemps in a turkish bath house
mad heiress: crowd funding for narcoleptic cannibals
mad heiress: lullaby sparkleshits
mad heiress: underwear made out of jello
mad heiress: beet juice coating your insides like a sticky bomb
mad heiress: elbow jazz
mad heiress: you wear a merking on your wedding night. do not pass go.
mad heiress: oddly specific
mad heiress: you attend a baltimore dance party and gyrate like a vermont lesbian. move back two spaces.
mad heiress: this is for when your mp3 collection lies five fathoms deep
mad heiress: amnesia renders you unable to knit like a rabbit. Take a card from the pile.
mad heiress: your mother takes a lover. move forward three spaces.
mad heiress: wipe the grease shield, eyes dull with neutrons
mad heiress: suitcase fulla foreskins
mad heiress: sub-orbital panty raid
mad heiress: incidents in situ
mad heiress: chain-smoking babies
mad heiress: within the hierarchy of fabrications and combustulations
mad heiress: from klaus kinski with love
mad heiress: summering with swedish hardcore bands
mad heiress: the men who bark at shadows
mad heiress: a sad landscape of terse machinery
mad heiress: hillbilly meme machine
mad heiress: face down in the toilet of your choice
mad heiress: a red-letter year for nitroglycerins
mad heiress: heteronormative fist bump
mad heiress: magesterial shit poppers
mad heiress: opium clowns
mad heiress: bonsoir, applesauce
mad heiress: all toothbrushes look the same these days
mad heiress: you need to let me know that i will be suing
mad heiress: awash in hot cha-cha
mad heiress: irrepressible jankitude
mad heiress: they're sending someone from the agency. a fixer. it's gonna be alright.
mad heiress: you wake up and it's all gauzy vortex crackshackin all up in your peepers
mad heiress: this is why you can no longer hear white
mad heiress: change is for losers
mad heiress: re-calibrating your moral equilibrium thirty times a day
mad heiress: poems for buildings and people
mad heiress: this one goes out to the south seas magic marker crew
mad heiress: edwin's having your baby
mad heiress: politics is ruining money
mad heiress: this one goes out to anyone who has ever swallowed a dragonfly
mad heiress: incognito ergo sum
mad heiress: appetite for construction
mad heiress: seriousness, redacted
mad heiress: kung-fu champagne supernova
mad heiress: fin de siecle snogging
mad heiress: opposing it even before we know what it is
mad heiress: women laughing alone with salad
mad heiress: #brisgonehorriblyawry
mad heiress: comin' atcha like a prawn among men
mad heiress: lost your head blues, parts i and ii
mad heiress: we snap 7 million more selfies per minute than all of humanity did in 1754
mad heiress: adagio shithouse, rubato cesspool
mad heiress: you had us at "artisinal"
mad heiress: warp sap/when time was gigantic
mad heiress: canonical ironicals
mad heiress: 101 ways to judge a corgi
mad heiress: dennis hopper night mix
mad heiress: flophouse operatives slide beneath doors and around corners
mad heiress: inviting you to die alone in the cold vacuum of deep space
mad heiress: this is a political post
mad heiress: the jojo effect
mad heiress: christmas with the vilage idiot
mad heiress: the sky was having none of it
mad heiress: the white girl's guide to shitting and pissing
mad heiress: fat junkie - the musical
mad heiress: matinee shockrocket, a liferaft full of kinky pensioners
mad heiress: onward and upward with the tarts
mad heiress: you dip, and then you dap
mad heiress: this is what happens when we talk about race in america
mad heiress: send in the pederasts
mad heiress: sometimes, you know plenty
mad heiress: the funniest part of dying is...
mad heiress: eat, pray, assimilate
mad heiress: eggs, encircled
mad heiress: poppa's gotta brand new off-world investment strategy
mad heiress: wutang onassis. the new breed of american aristocrat
mad heiress: teatime with the coven
mad heiress: the perfumed twats of algernon
mad heiress: dub stepping to zion
mad heiress: breathe deep and inhale the pathos
mad heiress: pep in yr step
mad heiress: shoehorn mustard bastard assistance
mad heiress: ladyboy foreplay foam emporium, wetsuits optional
mad heiress: jihadi slumber parties, afterschool programs for at-risk ceos
mad heiress: truly, madly, steeply
mad heiress: comedians in cars triggering nuclear launch codes
mad heiress: give more
mad heiress: jesus comes, jesus goes
mad heiress: methusela dust
mad heiress: euclidean cock tease
mad heiress: need for steed
mad heiress: slumberjack
mad heiress: seconds of pleasure, hours of confusion
mad heiress: raptorizing reproachment since 1911
mad heiress: pow r tok mik mak mok
mad heiress: we don't need our heads because our bodies are young
mad heiress: didn't leave nothing but the baby
mad heiress: all meat looks like south america
mad heiress: spreading happiness and confusion since 2002
mad heiress: when "woodpecker" becomes "peckerwood"
mad heiress: therapeutic scents of lemongrass, calming grey walls, soothing music & vid feeds of late 20th century airline disasters help relax clients
mad heiress: whatever the question, gelato is the answer
mad heiress: we're pressing the red button now. okay? we're pressing the red button.
mad heiress: where systemic blockage meets tickling intrigue
mad heiress: it's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder how i keep from going under
mad heiress: because hipsters broke our gaydar
mad heiress: shouting "fire!" in fire stations since 1939
mad heiress: snuff flix & chill
mad heiress: existing in a heightened state of worthlessness since 2003
mad heiress: what hath god wrought?
mad heiress: chocolate-covered diplomats
mad heiress: skinny tweener snapchat diet regiment
mad heiress: requiem for a fall guy
mad heiress: the fate of the world depends upon what I had for breakfast
mad heiress: keep calm and panic
mad heiress: rot gut easter basket
mad heiress: aum shinrikyo ice cream social
mad heiress: synthesizers are programmed to sound white
mad heiress: starfucked in hotel mastodon
mad heiress: decreptitudinous janking since 1967
mad heiress: productivity is for fools
mad heiress: ceo car washes to raise money for a shareholder field trip to disney world
mad heiress: "waiter, there's a digital shaman in my soup!"
mad heiress: more dingleberries than a siberian husky
mad heiress: cranberry pissbox
mad heiress: big in japan
mad heiress: dandelion blunderbuss
mad heiress: if we throw enough weird shit at the wall, something's bound to stick
mad heiress: when "exploring our options" is code for staying home and playing video games
mad heiress: From white house to waffle house
mad heiress: sweeping the awards ceremony at the copenhagen snuff film festival
mad heiress: where psychosis and enlightenment meet
mad heiress: jukejoint music for the 21st century
mad heiress: life hacking our way to the rykers
mad heiress: fleshy mandibles on fleek
mad heiress: my stint in the tibetan air force
mad heiress: the mother of all end-level boss fights
mad heiress: vehement discussions of books we haven't read
mad heiress: an oily, ornate hunk of cyber-noir adventuring
mad heiress: we hang onto our vertigo
mad heiress: douchebags n' dipthongs
mad heiress: computer-assisted social intelligence enhancement since 2017
mad heiress: solar-powered smoke stacks
mad heiress: the old "exploding fish hat" trick
mad heiress: small mobile intelligent units on fleek
mad heiress: mountainous doom twaddle
mad heiress: poems about civilians wearing utility belts
mad heiress: ...at this febrile junction
mad heiress: they couldn't think of a number so they gave her a name
mad heiress: makers of the finest in ergonomic lethal injection chairs
mad heiress: this one goes out to all the white chicks with post docs and hyphenated last names
mad heiress: awkwardly symbolic
mad heiress: the necrotic pluff flangers of tau beta tauri
mad heiress: twice more with the feels
mad heiress: paintings of crows on power lines
mad heiress: a peanut shared six ways
mad heiress: gout flangers on walkabout
mad heiress: sniffin' glue with the dhali llama
mad heiress: cherry picking our way through history
mad heiress: mod fuck explosion
mad heiress: the divinity cheat sheet
mad heiress: girlfight in the food court!
mad heiress: you can't keep a good fairy down
mad heiress: the king kamehameha school for wayward sexbots
mad heiress: gesticulating wildly from behind soundproof glass
mad heiress: holiday slumber parties with the illuminati
mad heiress: came for the culture wars, stayed for the race riots
mad heiress: discontinected
mad heiress: love songs for skinny dogs with huge balls
mad heiress: a tableau of faux simulacrums
mad heiress: social services for the disaffected
mad heiress: music is a dirty, shameful thing
mad heiress: a bedrock of arrogance in a sea of humility
mad heiress: porn on the cob
mad heiress: feezliy spelarkers
mad heiress: transhuman nofashion notrash pyramid jetset nostar
mad heiress: this is for when the plot goes walkies
mad heiress: the snodgrass protocol
mad heiress: bowing to market pressures at the slightest provocation
mad heiress: this town ain't big enough for the ghost of us
mad heiress: overnight island party gone horribly wrong
mad heiress: down on the corner, hangin' with the small-time particle thieves
mad heiress: oral sex in ufos
mad heiress: night of the living undead cisqueer undergarment quality control specialist
mad heiress: holding court in dive club bathroom stalls across this great land
mad heiress: twelve pairs of testicles in a suitcase
mad heiress: we don't think twice when the sun goes down
mad heiress: because the world is heart shaped and full of favors
mad heiress: if i could see life through the eyes of a child....i'd probably scream
mad heiress: sex is fragile business
mad heiress: we seek our pleasures in the sweet hereafter
mad heiress: pfoofnoggen
mad heiress: post-colonialist jimminylicks
mad heiress: eagle vs bear vs fox vs human
mad heiress: peintre le bouf and his partisan hairdressers
mad heiress: all roads lead to damascus
mad heiress: plantagenet fist bump
mad heiress: the dipshit collective says helllo
mad heiress: greetings from the people with slanted faces
mad heiress: lupe fiasco brings it all home
mad heiress: you had us at "panic room"
mad heiress: pawning all our rainbows
mad heiress: the hugo chavez hip hop dance troupe sends their regards
mad heiress: irony vs terrorism
mad heiress: what we do is secret
mad heiress: an agency that assists people whose bodies have run out of room for new piercings and tattoos
mad heiress: octavia sewage thighs sings barnacle jazz nightly at the dyspepsia lounge
mad heiress: dave's shingle: a play in one act
mad heiress: like an erotic homunculus before breakfast
mad heiress: selfies of the american homesteaders, volume one
mad heiress: subcutaneous corpse grinders
mad heiress: nowhere to go but downupsideways
mad heiress: diarrhea of a wimpy kid
mad heiress: this flamenco dancer remains unimpressed with your rhetorical frippery
mad heiress: bubbling with gender-neutral promise
mad heiress: a first-time investors guide to surrealist equity crowd funding
mad heiress: only the finest in surrealist topographical maps and charts
mad heiress: the vacationer's guide to swimming with bow-legged women
mad heiress: throwing shade at cd release parties since 1934
mad heiress: the big book of post-modern baroque theory
mad heiress: the brooklyn orchestra for distressed gentlewomen presents: an evening with of theremin music with cosmo batsheva
mad heiress: dandelions and marshmallows in the black suv
mad heiress: kid, this world is only gonna break your heart
mad heiress: finding the fa in la
mad heiress: facecettera
mad heiress: all idiot, no savant
mad heiress: vampire daycare
mad heiress: love, hate, and freshly laundered linens
mad heiress: nervy dickslap mamba
mad heiress: once more with the pincers
mad heiress: what we mean when we talk about defenestration
mad heiress: nicki minaj and fetty wap dating after splitting with meek mill
mad heiress: panzercrews and union brews
mad heiress: mastodons and parking tickets
mad heiress: the year of babies eating children
mad heiress: vampire sorority sluts/vampire pizza party
mad heiress: phrenological sunset
mad heiress: it was just a laugh. the face in the glass.
mad heiress: ball suck onna monkey wrench
mad heiress: death, taxes, and worn brown shoes
mad heiress: lifestyle options for the socially aggressive since 1974
mad heiress: the impact of the knish sent barrisford cartwheeling over the balcony
mad heiress: a history of emotional violence
mad heiress: black is the new black
mad heiress: coyly sipping our capri sun
mad heiress: no taxation without misrepresentation
mad heiress: bitches be posting they whole life when no one gives a fuck
mad heiress: somewhat fuzzy on the particulars
mad heiress: an elongated momentary lapse of taste
mad heiress: don't trust anyone under 80
mad heiress: we're a shapeless stone, so won't you put us in your pocket?
mad heiress: this some delicate shit
mad heiress: igniting a bonfire of communist apparatchik vanities
mad heiress: we regret to inform you that your pop-culture skills are no longer needed
mad heiress: this one goes out to all the adults dressed up as boutique superheros
mad heiress: you may now discuss your present unease
mad heiress: no country for old hens
mad heiress: never met a gimmick we didn't like
mad heiress: improving the self-esteem of terrorists since 1959
mad heiress: this one goes out to all those taciturn boys in high school who sat at the back of the class and kept their coat on
mad heiress: love song for unkempt office workers on trains
mad heiress: shoehorning identity politics into every conversation
mad heiress: bonfire of the innanities
mad heiress: requiem for a shape shifter
mad heiress: zero as a limit
mad heiress: putting tough guys on notice since 1969
mad heiress: casting off the metrics, she plunged headfirst into the empty swimming pool
mad heiress: dvring the race riots since 2018
mad heiress: in the shadow of a connecticut sex bot
mad heiress: milquetoasts on holiday
mad heiress: shy woman becomes a clown, part iv
mad heiress: sounds of bowel movements where none should be
mad heiress: the ernst ganderthaal institute for weaponized music
mad heiress: a montage of famous film montages
mad heiress: gettin' freaky on the launch pad
mad heiress: engineered to harsh your mellow
mad heiress: the running of the spigot taps, pamplona, spain
mad heiress: they've invented a new type of water: the more you drink, the thirstier you become
mad heiress: mona lisa trampstamp
mad heiress: this is for when your farts smell like they came from someone else
mad heiress: as subtle as a hammer in the teeth
mad heiress: montessori sasquatch
mad heiress: a bit of the old ultraviolence
mad heiress: an immovable feast
mad heiress: the day the muzak died, the day the canned audience laughter stopped
mad heiress: practicing random acts of senselessness since 1973
mad heiress: the mating rituals of sentient fjords
mad heiress: doctors making booty calls
mad heiress: encouraging restraint and good taste since 1997
mad heiress: you had me at "electric chair photobomb"
mad heiress: pure technique
mad heiress: parents buying girly mags
mad heiress: a banner year for fatuous gits
mad heiress: the dawn of the transsexual assassin
mad heiress: white man is the new nigger
mad heiress: hard wired to annoy
mad heiress: interviews with hungry assassins
mad heiress: embrace the body/deny the body
mad heiress: had a beer, met a guy, died
mad heiress: the year of the great facebook unfriending
mad heiress: when durham's got you down
mad heiress: jazz holes
mad heiress: oh, jejune moon!
mad heiress: buttock buzz debunked
mad heiress: go bag fuck a dick, shit knot
mad heiress: a town where every store is named deco, regardless of goods and services provided
mad heiress: barney's keening falsetto stopped the lynch mob of angry pensioners in its tracks
mad heiress: rapid-fire fashion asymmetry since 1973
mad heiress: what happens to all the music that gets lost in the space between speaker and ear?
mad heiress: when tomorrow's music is already out of fashion
mad heiress: stealing from history's remainder table since 1998
mad heiress: the real man's guide to emojis
mad heiress: gang raping swedish autocrats since 2022
mad heiress: lark at the grimdark amusement park
mad heiress: ballad of the girl who fell in love with everybody all at once
mad heiress: welcome to the graveyard scene, all you hapax legomia beat girls and drone-pilot tokyo boys
mad heiress: 1,001 ways to disagree
mad heiress: ripple effect with the nuns, 2am
mad heiress: weekends inside the threshing machine
mad heiress: this mixtape will make you friends and influence people
mad heiress: the older it gets, the better it looks
mad heiress: ask not for whom the bell twerks
mad heiress: born into it/fisting with ernesto
mad heiress: pompadour and metal jacket required
mad heiress: reflecting your tastes and opinions in ways you never dreamt possible
mad heiress: notes from a paranoid psychiatrist
mad heiress: how do you like us now?
mad heiress: confessions of an art defender
mad heiress: wanking in the dog kennel since 1991
mad heiress: on fire with disinterest, baby
mad heiress: all up in ya didjeridoo
mad heiress: old men peeing into flower vases
mad heiress: round a penny/two away/papa granny rolls
mad heiress: it's a grimdark pussy riot out there
mad heiress: the thong remains the same
mad heiress: the life and times of the havarti 6
mad heiress: initiate boyfriend destroyer sequence
mad heiress: get thee to a winery
mad heiress: crowdfunding tips for sycophants
mad heiress: because not ending your text messages with exclamation points is the texting equivalent of resting bitch face
mad heiress: risky sex or happiness?
mad heiress: honky got woke
mad heiress: vampire tanning booth/disaster, averted/primordial faggot soup
mad heiress: this is for the yellow stains on your girlfriend's underwear
mad heiress: the succession of words that made manfred a man
mad heiress: hoe down in the containment facility
mad heiress: ours is a functionally jolly vibe
mad heiress: nude roller skating parties in iraq since 1995
mad heiress: eatin' fro yo with a blow ho
mad heiress: old men, young porn
mad heiress: a pulverizing presence at office holiday parties
mad heiress: notes from a beheading
mad heiress: you had me at "hospital selfie"
mad heiress: 2 1/2 minutes to midnight
mad heiress: tits akimbo/malignant selfie
mad heiress: reducing leisure purchase anxiety since 1983
mad heiress: no helipad in sight
mad heiress: makers of the finest icelandic tequila
mad heiress: more gender transitions than you've had hot breakfasts
mad heiress: privileging the outliers since 2007
mad heiress: fellating the zeitgeist since 1975
mad heiress: mindwiping your weekends away into a gauzy blur
mad heiress: genome sequences for days
mad heiress: an evening with kitty prolix and the teasegasms
mad heiress: my dna double helix can beat up your dna double helix
mad heiress: with a personality like perforated cardboard, he held the crowd spellbound
mad heiress: 17 shades of brown
mad heiress: we weep polyester
mad heiress: madam president, she is a freak
mad heiress: hat tricks with handsome humans since 1917
mad heiress: have you shapely thighs?
mad heiress: like a woke-ass grown man eating a cold greasy porkchop in the thin light of an encroaching dawn
mad heiress: today's rebel is tomorrow's sanitation safety inspector
mad heiress: boxing the wax pout since 1922
mad heiress: at down, purvis arose and took a tan shit on a tin roof
mad heiress: his buttocks were like unkneaded dough
mad heiress: authenticity is the new narcissism
mad heiress: in today's world, there is no such thing as a non-combatant
mad heiress: if cinderella carried a shiv in her sock
mad heiress: the birth and death of my brother's wife
mad heiress: tablesauce
mad heiress: off-world yukon gold
mad heiress: you had us at "russian dash cam videos"
mad heiress: sino-american blues
mad heiress: the narcoleptic guide to big wave surfing
mad heiress: showing you how the sausage is made
mad heiress: helping shape your leisure purchases since 1989
mad heiress: the quiet people project
mad heiress: fresh fruit for rotting vegetables
mad heiress: temporary facial reassignment services since 2023
mad heiress: the promise of the quiet girl
mad heiress: houston, we have vampires
mad heiress: cocksure certainty in the time of nueral dampening
mad heiress: celebrity truck driver apprentice
mad heiress: jocularity polarity covariance matrices 1973-1987
mad heiress: the thong remains the same
mad heiress: been woke so long it feels like down to me
mad heiress: for those about to mock, we salute you
mad heiress: losing our shit on twitter since 1975
mad heiress: 5 minutes with us and your mouth will think it's saturday night
mad heiress: the patrinomicon shuffle
mad heiress: dying masters of a trending craft
mad heiress: we haven't yet heard what you have to say, but we're offended nonetheless
mad heiress: popsicle meatstick
mad heiress: twisting your titties since 7th grade/squelchy foamers
mad heiress: jazz forcepts/queenly poovesack
mad heiress: old guy pants/put a wiggle in your walk
mad heiress: when you work for a startup called pustule
mad heiress: i can has bloodless coup?
mad heiress: the unimportance of things
mad heiress: incident in a northern corridor
mad heiress: it's not even 8am and everyone is a douche canoe
mad heiress: makers of the finest icelandic tequilla
mad heiress: gas station yoga/three mules and half a banana
mad heiress: three parts instagram filter, four parts narcissism
mad heiress: i feel more like i do now than when i first got here
mad heiress: whistling as we slide inside the booby trapped car
mad heiress: stolen kisses, embezzled hearts/of sex, death, and mexican phonebills
mad heiress: hitting on robots since 2019
mad heiress: my dna helix can beat up your dna helix
mad heiress: a huckleberry for your thoughts
mad heiress: oh, the things i could do to your pet rock
mad heiress: lifestyle advice for today's basic bitch
mad heiress: make it 'til ya fake it
mad heiress: these are the days of living in unfinished houses
mad heiress: every single day, pre-teen rockers unlock the truth
mad heiress: an oak veneer so realistic, no one will ever tell the difference
mad heiress: like monkeys in the bank
mad heiress: old guy pants/put a wiggle in your walk
mad heiress: soft crimes & cruel music
mad heiress: this just in - nuns have delayed the ice age. again.
mad heiress: forefinger stretched skyward
mad heiress: idiots always drive plots
mad heiress: might as well shit ourselves
mad heiress: reactionary art installation vs. full-frontal nudity
mad heiress: from shutter to shitter in five seconds flat
mad heiress: pink flamingos of the sould
mad heiress: a young visigoth's guide to post-organic mating rituals
mad heiress: improving your signal-to-noise ratio since 1966
mad heiress: sleepovers with malevolent magicians
mad heiress: like running a marathon in someone else's jockstrap
mad heiress: tales of concern across varied terrain
mad heiress: stop thinking like a lawyer and start thinking like a freedom fighter
mad heiress: careful with that match. do you think forests grow on trees?
mad heiress: whistling as we slide inside our booby trapped car
mad heiress: from the movie that inspired the book that inspired the series that inspired the video game
mad heiress: out from betwixt garth's nethers there emerged a chocolate sandwich of frightening proportions
mad heiress: some spooning required
mad heiress: you had us at "surrealist culture wars"
mad heiress: requiem for a shapeshifter
mad heiress: the under-documented life is not worth Iiving
mad heiress: rendezvous in a meat packing plant
mad heiress: this is sparta. unless it isn't.
mad heiress: making facebook safe again for dissenting opinions
mad heiress: lazy sunday fatwha/pseudonyms for euphemisms
mjad heiress: a double shot of the stuff/through a kangaroo, darkly
mad heiress: hell is other people. in spandex.
mad heiress: only the finest in post-organic torch songs
mad heiress: greetings from club bobo
mad heiress: party at a rich guy's house
mad heiress: appealing to the needs surrealist middle america since 2019
mad heiress: bazzingthwaite contortion principles: an illustrated study
mad heiress: massaging the optics with zesty aplomb
mad heiress: a seismic shift in rinky dinks
mad heiress: because lou ferrigno demands it of you
mad heiress: acrid scents in close proximity
mad heiress: this one goes out to all the yoga-loving basic white bitches
mad heiress: we get along with numbers just fine
mad heiress: red lips at night in a car
mad heiress: electric boogaloo cha-cha & the mystery knickers
mad heiress: throwing shade since 1863
mad heiress: lazy sunday fatwa
mad heiress: pseudonyms for pseudonyms
mad heiress: because tilda swinton and cate blanchett are the same person
mad heiress: mulatto vampire marimba chorus line
mad heiress: learning to cope with the narcissism of small objects
mad heiress: answering the question "what does outer space smell like?"
mad heiress: the shape of things that come
mad heiress: this monkey's in luv
mad heiress: a most dark lark
mad heiress: ethically sourced crack cocaine
mad heiress: why does your finger smell like dried lemming?
mad heiress: like semen on the mustache on your sunday school teacher/like a velvet-gloved fist fuck in zero g
mad heiress: curating your playlist since 1917
mad heiress: now with 37% more chalk
mad heiress: cool mcswain/total aftershock
mad heiress: squirrelly octotraps for the asymmetrically inclined
mad heiress: moldy rioteers in waiting
mad heiress: heavy duty toggle action
mad heiress: taking the fun out of creativity since 1997
mad heiress: speaker freaking since 1903
mad heiress: colliding with table edges since 1978
mad heiress: confessions of a mountebank manque
mad heiress: raga in the moshpit
mad heiress: bandit queen vs. selfie queen
mad heiress: steeped in extraneous lore
mad heiress: bearded men hunched over macbooks: a photographic survey of today's music scene
mad heiress: does this hoodie make me look like a rapist?
mad heiress: it is better to have a hen tomorrow than to have an egg today
mad heiress: on the day of your birth, this world became an irreversible shitshow
mad heiress: uncertain men in narrow corridors: 1945-1997
mad heiress: addicted to everything
mad heiress: careful with that match. do you think forests grow on trees?
mad heiress: coma starshine and the society wastrels/joseph and the amazing technicolor gomstick
mad heiress: stolen kisses, embezzled hearts/of sex & death & mexican phonebills
mad heiress: the jazz scat doomsday device
mad heiress: cherynobl bikini contest
mad heiress: "venus in furs" on repeat during our white urban personal crisis
mad heiress: passing your cultural litmus test with flying colors since 1997
mad heiress: celebrating the quixotic anti-hero since 1982
mad heiress: bloomy oaters
mad heiress: have gender issues, will travel
mad heiress: never met a surrealist peepshow we didn't like
mad heiress: taciturn teens vs the bax wot pout patrol
mad heiress: pissing in your pork pie hat since 1906
mad heiress: mathilda takes a lover
mad heiress: b2b applet of the gods
mad heiress: dance you translucent fuckers
mad heiress: through a kangaroo, darkly
mad heiress: lullaby for a shock-headed peter
mad heiress: giving alice b toklas the ol' surrealist reacharound since 1912
mad heiress: held aloft in unlikely places
mad heiress: porcine autistic newscaster #677
mad heiress: bringing our own food to restaurants since 2004
mad heiress: adrift in the streets of a wantonly changing city
mad heiress: pink flamingo of the soul
mad heiress: possible artifacts of data biases in the recent global surface warming hiatus
mad heiress: robot chanteuse
mad heiress: www.girlswithspoons.com
mad heiress: mastering the b2b applet that could break the very fabric of the time-space continuum
mad heiress: where were you the day jesus masturbated?
mad heiress: carpathian sweetheart
mad heiress: 7,234 ways to say nothing
mad heiress: harpsichord accompaniment for days/turn left at the flute solo
mad heiress: cigarette butt in your omelette
mad heiress: digital feedbag/urine thief
mad heiress: diagnosing your narcissism from afar
mad heiress: gettin' freaky with the i ching since 1969
mad heiress: click clack, bitch
mad heiress: hooligan nightstick
mad heiress: medics dressed as gunmen storm military compound and heal wounded soldiers in a blitzkrieg medical offensive
mad heiress: thongs on midgets, part iv
mad heiress: hate reading shakespeare since 1932
mad heiress: of horse genitals and men
mad heiress: larking about in the sudatenland
mad heiress: this pipe bomb kills fascists
mad heiress: one-woman orgy in a two-horse town
mad heiress: lording our cultural credibility over you in the record store
mad heiress: the comedy of terrors
mad heiress: starred and dreaming in the sunshine underwear factory
mad heiress: sapping your virility since 2034
mad heiress: atavistic laundry servicesmad heiress: minimum effort, maximum impact
mad heiress: seasons of irrepressible artifice/surrealist on the dance floor/my flatulence dies with me
mad heiress: swing low, sweet harlot
mad heiress: making love to your mustache since 2007
mad heiress: history shall henceforth know you as "butter pants"
mad heiress: charting the career trajectory of degenerates in the american southwest 1947-1968mad heiress: just another feral
mad heiress: just another feral department store santa claus
mad heiress: marmalade needs no explanation
mad heiress: exhausting our single good idea
mad heiress: elaborate stratagems for eating beef jerky
mad heiress: a backdrop so serene/all our meantimes turn to creme
mad heiress: bunglark's dream, if one could call it that, was to lick the rim of every toilet seat in the greater metropolitan chicago area
mad heiress: mobile absurdist solutions since 1974
mad heiress: changing the face of beauty, one facial tick at a time
mad heiress: gettin' the band back together
mad heiress: takin' out the trash with luis bunuel
mad heiress: will entertain unreasonable offers
mad heiress: uncertain adventures in lumpy inner space
mad heiress: ...for the masters said it so
mad heiress: your voice. an old familiar songbird. recalled from days long ago.
mad heiress: like a surrealist eustace tilley
mad heiress: another season of furtive electronics
mad heiress: with all the poise of flaming shit on a log
mad heiress: beat's so lonely at the top
mad heiress: it's nothing a good sanding won't fix
mad heiress: life's rich pageant of facial tics
mad heiress: behaving like imbiciles because the narrative demands it of us
mad heiress: starfucked among the espadrils
mad heiress: trolling when we met you, acting the fool
mad heiress: we've got an acerbic 'zine and we're not afraid to use it/pussy punk protest
mad heiress: it takes two to make a thing go wrong
mad heiress: call girl cocaine riot
mad heiress: putting on our little girl panties since 1853
mad heiress: kerfuffle in a cotton candy factory
mad heiress: mistaking a flamethrower for a blow dryer
mad heiress: door-to-door vampire mulatto ice cream salesman
mad heiress: distracted by our own nudity
mad heiress: what color is your ball gag?
mad heiress: a retinue of albino princoxes
mad heiress: all your petrologists are belong to us/i can has facial reconstruction surgery?
mad heiress: calling "shotgun" since 1623
mad heiress: a series of discrete units in repose
mad heiress: bosoms on the shoreline since 1912
mad heiress: a shower, a hypo, and a hot towel for the weary traveler since 1929
mad heiress: donut mystery bot/montague and the shit shiners/shecky and his womany holes
mad heiress: you require further evidence?
mad heiress: this lucky sinner survived the aircrash
mad heiress: bones on the pavement
mad heiress: of artifice and torn lace
mad heiress: you can send out three semi-cocked Italian gardeners and four mediterranean oysters
mad heiress: that 5am car alarm feeling
mad heiress: show me a detective who hadn't been knocked out and stuffed in a trunk and i'll show you a decadent martian
mad heiress: burble and spit from rind to core
mad heiress: get up, get on up. stay on the scene, like a fax machine.
mad heiress: pestatarian (noun) one who will eat anything provided it is off of someone else's plate
mad heiress: ancillary jimminylicks
mad heiress: glorifying sexual violence since 1623
mad heiress: this is for when the sirens pull up at your house
mad heiress: hope in one hand, shit in the other. see which fills up first.
mad heiress: even the dead are terrified
mad heiress: from farm to table to toilet
mad heiress: glory! founded a modern jazz saxaphone quartet devoted to reinterpreting the works of swedish synth pop band aha!
mad heiress: 3! 12! shit!
mad heiress: a masterpiece of brechtian estrangement
mad heiress: hyperbarbaric oxygen chamber
mad heiress: who were we when we were who we were?
mad heiress: flip hit switch hitter for increase stopped or thundering
mad heiress: when a dildo is introduced in the first act, it must be used by the end of the play
mad heiress: glory! posted the following in my local craigslist: "send me a poem and i will mail you a brick of year-old feces"
mad heiress: this one goes out to the shadows that are now free from the influence of the objects that would cast them
mad heiress: glory! formed a folk duo called puss factory
mad heiress: in the future, everyone will be cancelled for 15 minutes
mad heiress: never surviving long enough to suffer the sophomore slump
mad heiress: where stovepipe meets crackpipe
mad heiress: laid back people, laid back problems
mad heiress: there's nothing you can post that isn't seen. nothing you can tweet that isn't shared. all you need is likes. likes are all you need.
mad heiress: the party boys of sway house are not a welcome addition to the block
mad heiress: the future's so bright i gotta wear depends
mad heiress: mirrors where eyes should be
mad heiress: engaging in developmentally appropriate forms of rebellion since 1992
mad heiress: is that a gendered pronoun, or are you just happy to see me?
mad heiress: history is the product of immense improvisation
mad heiress: that's a tough crack to nut
mad heiress: chainsaw a go-go
mad heiress: never met an extinction-level event we didn't like
mad heiress: waiting for a sign from ourselves
mad heiress: happy meals and bulletproof backpacks
mad heiress: point reactors towards the sun! our hearts must simply be more informed!
mad heiress: hardwired to lack certainty
mad heiress: short rides on fast trains with girls who don't speak my language
mad heiress: giving it away. we're just giving it away.
mad heiress: all the birds made a flight plan straight to you
mad heiress: dance you interplanetary fuckers
mad heiress: love is war
mad heiress: where human intimacy is the absolute last resort
mad heiress: the last extant stable society
mad heiress: interrogating your white privilege for you so you don't have to
mad heiress: it's like the 60s never happened
mad heiress: came for the japes, stayed for the panegyrics
mad heiress: tony danza's on the run
mad heiress: finessing the power grid for your pleasure
mad heiress: our athletic cup runneth over
mad heiress: a face like a wet wednesday afternoon, a face like an old brown shoe, a face only god could love
mad heiress: the seven habits of effective corpses
mad heiress: forgotten as soon its thought
mad heiress: embracing tight corners and sharp edges
mad heiress: because you only get one chance to make a final impression
mad heiress: our words drift quietly into inconsequence
mad heiress: failing to fill the void in your heart since 2012
mad heiress: giggle suppression kits are on sale now in the lobby
mad heiress: we keep going, alone together
mad heiress: where art and morality refuse to intersect
mad heiress: an unleashed flying buttress of cultural criticism
mad heiress: filling your mind with jelly and charge beams since 1966
mad heiress: don't sweat the big stuff
mad heiress: this is what happens when a meteor speaks to itself
mad heiress: putting the sis in your boom since 1968
mad heiress: bringing super-powered ennui to your computer since 1916
mad heiress: a banner year for the jejune gravity wasters
mad heiress: ridding communication of its context since 1978
mad heiress: stocking back pain medication on the bottom shelf since 1986
mad heiress: still reeling from the bikini app blowback
mad heiress: living life on a leash since 1985
mad heiress: a brief history of brief histories
mad heiress: the menu the table the knife the waiter
mad heiress: codename: cranberry zero
mad heiress: ushering in a new era of cognitive dissonance
mad heiress: pottery in motion
mad heiress: where it's always "yabba dabba doo time"
mad heiress: celebrating the minimally exceptional since 1929
mad heiress: putting all our faith in facial hair
mad heiress: you’ll dance when the music’s over
mad heiress: papa's got a brand new colostomy bag
mad heiress: picking our nose in front of an open window since 11:30am
mad heiress: you had us at “full disclosure”
mad heiress: rise and shine and burn down your life
mad heiress: attack of the corpulent robots
mad heiress: giving you the full bronte since 1893
mad heiress: but will it play in peoria?
mad heiress: where the mild things are
mad heiress: you say plagarism, we say similarity
mad heiress: with the virility of 1,000 dying suns
mad heiress: an attache case filled with fungi
mad heiress: naming our first child hostile life form
mad heiress: ushering in a new era of juvenile saturnalia
mad heiress: we'll take up any kind of bleak exchange
mad heiress: this one goes out to all the angry male music bloggers
mad heiress: leading that riotous parade of conflicting impulses inside you
mad heiress: too illegit to quit
mad heiress: telling jokes at the sky's expense since 1988
mad heiress: tonight i'm gonna party like it’s a.d. 5336
mad heiress: apartheid follies
mad heiress: 1977 vs. 1983
mad heiress: offering the very best social media advice from 1947
mad heiress: a new jersey turnpike state of mind
mad heiress: this little life of mine
mad heiress: working feverishly to catalog the index of threats, real and imagined
mad heiress: pissing in the gene pool every chance we get
mad heiress: unveiling the unibrow club for women
mad heiress: shaggy basslines for the partially deaf
mad heiress: like a rock and roll large hadron collider
mad heiress: the finest in pan-seasonal personal defense wear for the elegantly dispossessed since 2021
mad heiress: introducing troubling inconsistencies into your own personal narrative since 2004
mad heiress: camped outside the paywall of the website of our life
mad heiress: starvation and suffering also get you high
mad heiress: untroubled by the limits of good taste since 1962
mad heiress: wholly untroubled by considerations of taste or decorum
mad heiress: esquire sombrero quality assurance since 1932
mad heiress: criminally underrated by the masses
mad heiress: referencing werner herzog at the office water cooler and getting absolutely nothing in response
mad heiress: transplaining it to you since 2012
mad heiress: terpsichorean cool-down. parts i-iv
mad heiress: making polarizing identity politics fun again
mad heiress: look out--bellies!
mad heiress: doin’ the eva braun boogie
mad heiress: punk rock violist
mad heiress: i know why the caged sexbot sings
mad heiress: and so the stars fell on alabama, in a kind of apoplectic beat box frenzy
mad heiress: drinking binky’s ashes
mad heiress: destroying the dream of greatness from within
mad heiress: today’s dank meme stash is tomorrow’s dad joke
mad heiress: nippling up your instagram feed since 1979
mad heiress: barcelona's just a dream, henry. just a dream.
mad heiress: hunting down and eradicating authenticity wherever we may find it
mad heiress: baby’s into this baby’s into that
mad heiress: when wearing a mask, tell the truth, when unmasked, tell only lies
mad heiress: unkempt, hairy, improvisational, analog, inefficient
mad heiress: what's in your squawkbox?
mad heiress: my life as a baroque jetpack designer/my life as a chinese light junkie/my life as a the pencil factory foreman
mad heiress: love advice for nubile botanists since 1988
mad heiress: of sweatbands and synthesizers
mad heiress: the day trader and the octopus
mad heiress: of dreamcatchers and rayguns
mad heiress: sandinista in the tanning salon
mad heiress: a library of woke tones
mad heiress: in the right light, you look positively dyspeptic
mad heiress: in the right light, you resemble a blancmange
mad heiress: in the right light, you resemble god's hanky
mad heiress: in the right light, you resemble a jakartanese civil war
mad heiress: a single girl’s guide to spontaneous combustion
mad heiress: purveyors of the finest gassy hokum south of the mason-dixon line.
mad heiress: encouraging you in your delusion of authenticity
mad heiress: tearing up whenever we enter the food court
mad heiress: practice random acts of stankness
mad heiress: mastering the art of the helsinki dry sex rub
mad heiress: no cultural institution unsullied
mad heiress: all basic bitches shall be shot at dawn
mad heiress: the dildo in your icebox
mad heiress: the paraplegics guide to self pleasure
mad heiress: the scorpion in your didgeridoo
mad heiress: torpedo juice running down your thigh, it's a vibe thing
mad heiress: sand all up in your comfort egg
mad heiress: in love with things that go "beep"
mad heiress: a penicillin shot in the dark
mad heiress: where farts meet funk
mad heiress: psychotropic hypotoxin in your latte
mad heiress: "i never gave up on love," sexbot owner says
mad heiress: how i stopped worrying and learned to love the balm
mad heiress: where small talk goes to die
mad heiress: conjunction junction, what's your dysfunction?
mad heiress: candy corn is actually carl sandburg's teeth
mad heiress: a penchant for florid and campy communications arising from our common academic backgrounds and shared latina-x sensibilities
mad heiress: reamed outside the whole foods, but in a good way
mad heiress: foul binary robot
mad heiress: making a mess of your tinder profile since 1978
mad heiress: scripting the flip
mad heiress: fairy tales for a post-truth world
mad heiress: putting the “ish” in “ish” since 2016
mad heiress: this is your mind on steroids
mad heiress: without life, music would be a mistake
mad heiress: envying you your fugue state
mad heiress: ghostballbusters
mad heiress: disorganized crime
mad heiress: preliminary titties
mad heiress: dismantling all known systems of beauty
mad heiress: ushering in a new era of european oils
mad heiress: taking the fun out of sexbots since 2015
mad heiress: the mercedes benz of alienation
mad heiress: waging war on your haircut
mad heiress: are you prepared to accept gwenyth paltrow as your lord and your savior?
mad heiress: what's in your bandoleer?
mad heiress: the necessary arrangement of words to elicit the intended emotional response
mad heiress: which is the yin and which is the yang?
mad heiress: data picnic in the year zero
mad heiress: jazzin’ with the albatross
mad heiress: in possession of a dirty preschool secret
mad heiress: just another wednesday morning orgiastic rite of passage
mad heiress: dank cyst at your bachelorette party
mad heiress: no shits given for all the love stories that never were
mad heiress: the unfolding ecstacy of paperwork in triplicate
mad heiress: a sublime ballet of requisition forms
mad heiress: hiding our gold in plundered artworks since 2022
mad heiress: a beautific dervish of indemnity waivers in triplicate
mad heiress: enacting a sincerity tax on every interaction we participate in
mad heiress: car bumper sticker: “it’s a burst of telepathic goblin energy, not a choice”
mad heiress: erstwhile information specialists for you and yours
mad heiress: improbable haptogoblins are go!
mad heiress: raising the eyebrows of the highbrows since 1937
mad heiress: totally obsessed with being obsessed right now
mad heiress: the trace amount of stool on the rim of your coffee cup
mad heiress: because rome wasn't debased in a day
mad heiress: uncaging the heater when you talk that talk
mad heiress: the loneliness of the late-night gas station
mad heiress: nothing to say, 10,000 ways to say it
mad heiress: hear shapes, eat light, dance maps
mad heiress: sexing up sesame street since 1982
mad heiress: that lone voice in the wilderness, crying out "ethically-sourced hand cream!"
mad heiress: love affairs with unreliable narrators
mad heiress: the future wears pantaloons
mad heiress: confessions of a nazi feng shui consultant
mad heiress: cobalt all up in yer knickers
mad heiress: haunted by vague parking lot feelings we cannot name
mad heiress: 53% more likely to feel like a rapist when wearing a hoodie
mad heiress: helping you find ways to avoid eating your own waste since 1964
mad heiress: trolling you from deep below the sea bed
mad heiress: honkies with agendas since 1977
mad heiress: it's like blinking with your eyes closed
mad heiress: attack of the brooklyn stay-at-home hipster dads
mad heiress: to bodily go where no man has gone before
mad heiress: different spanks for different ranks
mad heiress: words kindly request that we stop having our way with them
mad heiress: espousing the joys of zero-gravity circumcision
mad heiress: wig brawl on the f train, 7:33am
mad heiress: suicide by proxy
mad heiress: all our character witnesses are drunkards from the slums
mad heiress: topical, like acne
mad heiress: the bedeviled baby formula factory
mad heiress: encouraging the minimally exceptional since 1929
mad heiress: bringing back the three-martini birthing ceremony
mad heiress: providing surrealist customer service initiatives to fortune 500 companies since 2019
mad heiress: charting the iconography of gay saints
mad heiress: panglossian porn for an off-world dustup
mad heiress: suicide's just a soggy triscuit
mad heiress: at no time did our eyes meet and a connection grown
mad heiress: the contrarian thrill of pronouncing acronyms as words
mad heiress: working at the us patent office so we can describe bad ideas as being "patently absurd"
mad heiress: throw out all existing myths and invent new ones
mad heiress: huguenot reacharound
mad heiress: stealing your songs and singing them back to you since 1968
mad heiress: trafficking in fist pumping alienation for the masses since 2008
mad heiress: decriminalizing the desexualization of sex since 1974
mad heiress: so much effort required in order to accomplish so little
mad heiress: put my thing down flip it and reverse it
mad heiress: where pathos meets bathos
mad heiress: ransacking the universe for ideas
mad heiress: frank talk of ladies' unmentionables
mad heiress: the bro-dude alienation project
mad heiress: wwiii begins with a rick roll
mad heiress: handjob in the confessional
mad heiress: love is a disenchanted melody
mad heiress: sexing up your brand awareness since 1921
mad heiress: dulcet tones from frayed tongues
mad heiress: what if your life were a party to which nobody came?
mad heiress: a banjo in every ice cream parlor
mad heiress: my life as an npr rock critic
mad heiress: faking our suicide by killing our avatar
mad heiress: so many marios in mexico
mad heiress: kill your cabbage
mad heiress: cornering the market on cabbage-scented air fresheners
mad heiress: answering the question “if sitting down and shutting up is not what we want straight white men to do, what is it we want from them?"
mad heiress: writing the fat albert origin story
mad heiress: hijacking your reward system since 1963
mad heiress: in which werner earns his wings
mad heiress: rewriting the politics of excess
mad heiress: plagiarizing from ourselves since 1972
mad heiress: the black eyed peas reduce us to an emotional wreck. there, we said it.
mad heiress: not lost, choosing to disappear
mad heiress: the latest in a series of savage atonal thrusts
mad heiress: raise your hand if you find cohen brothers films irritating
mad heiress: new rules for music- mickey rourke must guest rap on one song on every rock album, and do so in a faux jamaican patois
mad heiress: leading the charge in the daily assault upon your senses
mad heiress: giving america the nudge it needs to implode
mad heiress: putting whitey on the ropes since 2017
mad heiress: north korea's answer to britney spears
mad heiress: overheard at the viking shareholder meeting: “gnashing of teeth and lamentations of women are up 17% this quarter”
mad hieress: fellating your money in ways you never imagined possible
mad heiress: if you think ignorance is expensive, try an ivy league degree!
mad heiress: the body says “no”
mad heiress: next in a long line of debauched hollywood jank n’ thrash
mad heiress: designing art installations that intentionally injure the viewing public since 1983
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mad heiress: three cheers for the steam fist futurists
mad heiress: this is for when you feel like a thong in the crack of america
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mad heiress: i shat the sheriff, but i didn’t shit the deputy
mad heiress: arch nemesis vs arch dioese
mad heiress: sex is cool, but have you ever descended a spiral staircase, never to be seen again?
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mad heiress: huntresses on the mend
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mad heiress: imagine the unimaginable, reimagined
mad heiress: born to be posthumous
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mad heiress: the simulated waitress vs the robot who wouldn't fuck
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mad heiress: 'make america great again' vs 'allahu akbar'
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mad heiress: war is just politics by other means
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mad heiress: valerie reads and the despair gets bleaker
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mad heiress: all white women suffer from stockholm syndrome
mad heiress: in praise of abandoned pianos in derelict buildings
mad heiress: fighting the future one greatest hits album at a time
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mad heiress: as so many of them do, she let the mustache go to her head
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mad heiress: anthems in search of songs
mad heiress: the internet of trees
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mad heiress: an architect embraces the syringe of life
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mad heiress: if only herman goering had been a hairdresser
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mad heiress: where gender is just a state of mind, yo
mad heiress: count on us to do the right thing after we've tried everything else
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mad heiress: daddy's lil’ surrealist
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mad heiress: plain songs for the luminous bipeds
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mad heiress: the first in a series of wildly divergent personal histories
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mad heiress: treat me like a tennis pro (and other ambiguous requests)
mad heiress: in all songs, a place for mexican trumpets
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mad heiress: in bed with rumpole, and other poems
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mad heiress: heaven and hell are just words
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mad heiress: a single idea repeated until it is new again
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mad heiress: where summer's victims lay strewn upon the lawn
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mad heiress: america fucks its guns, part vii
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mad heiress: of circus clowns and extra-marital affairs
mad heiress: because stevie nicks demands it of you
mad heiress: where true north points south
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mad heiress: we laughed until our teeth exploded
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mad heiress: filling the vacancies inside unsuspecting hearts since 2022
mad heiress: saying 'yes' to mayhem since 1926
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mad heiress: 20,000 bones calling out to you
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mad heiress: with our emotions on shuffle play
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mad heiress: with my big dead eyes lost in yours
mad heiress: existentialist dope sniffing dog for hire
mad heiress: ...and then there were none
mad heiress: uninventing language since 2013
mad heiress: back to save the universe again
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mad heiress: perfecting the art of the surrealist force-appropriate response
mad heiress: the original hot priest cop procedural
mad heiress: tourist in your own life?
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mad heiress: 700 ways to talk about falling down
mad heiress: the best movie fight scenes are those scribbled on post-it notes and shown in stop motion
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mad heiress: because you have a special plan for this world
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mad heiress: the empty chair at the breakfast table
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mad heiress: 101 meaningless parables
mad heiress: when noisy cats are on the howl
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mad heiress: robot job loss apocalypse
mad heiress: where eyehole meets earhole
mad heiress: this one goes out to the wives who support their husband's shitty indie rock bands
mad heiress: doin' the internment camp shuffle
mad heiress: voted best car alarm sound three years in a row
mad heiress: fresh like day old bread/trustworthy like gas station sushi
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mad heiress: in which human nudity fails to survive instagram
mad heiress: the freedom of disinformation act
mad heiress: a figure walks beside you
mad heiress: this isn't a poem about sex
mad heiress: existence, untethered
mad heiress: the high school musical that never was
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mad heiress: your mid-week surrealist pick me up
mad heiress: where wildly divergant personal histories collide
mad heiress: summer song for luminous bipeds
mad heiress: funereal giggles
mad heiress: sex, like all other forms of revenge, is best served cold
mad heiress: where politics and art duke it out every fortnight
mad heiress: wednesday evenings with the bonesaw
mad heiress: is it still possible to become a butler?
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mad heiress: 225 of the least helpful analogies ever written
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mad heiress: as subtle as drinking a bottle of nyquil in zero gravity
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mad heiress: music about life. music for life.
mad heiress: seeing just how many times we can use the words "authenticity" and "intentionality" in a conversation
mad heiress: where tragic comedy is only a heartbeat way
mad heiress: in which god quits his day job and moves to new york city
mad heiress: remainder table for unwanted cultural icons
mad heiress: rewriting the script of our own lives to include more car chases and space station battle sequences
mad heiress: the bestest songs haven't been written yet
mad heiress: wastelanded, baby
mad heiress: still flirting with the imp of the perverse
mad heiress: our target is nothing less than america itself
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mad heiress: this one goes put to the dudes who have trouble pissing when a stranger stands beside them in a public urinal
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mad heiress: crowdfunding forgotten icons since 1967
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mad heiress: schooling you on the true meaning of flatulence since 1992
mad heiress: bloody noses darken so fast
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mad heiress: our vision still imperfect, a malady we chalk up to too much intravenous cocaine
mad heiress: nothing less than the dirty quintessence of articulated experience
mad heiress: “the urge to destroy is also a creative urge”
mad heiress: this is for when your thoughts are woven like organza
mad heiress: adventures in phase array switcharoos
mad heiress: naked and ashamed, but still foxy
mad heiress: naughty like a helicopter
mad heiress: are we good enough to gain admittance to the garden?
mad heiress: diamonds on our gomstick
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mad heiress: what's funnier, life or death?
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mad heiress: the dowager duchess of disaster
mad heiress: father taught us to kill the sunflower
mad heiress: virtue signalling to sociopaths since 2003
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mad heiress: a tremendous fear of being given too much food
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mad heiress: where perversity meets minty fresh breath
mad heiress: masturbating to airline disasters since 1992
mad heiress: where the poor catch up to the rich
mad heiress: the architecture of tin town
mad heiress: as subtle as clowns on acid
mad heiress: exiled to the planet of grow-together caterpillar eyebrows
mad heiress: dipped inside the metal tank and covered in terror juice
mad heiress: robot buddhist priest
mad heiress: be the indifference you seek
mad heiress: the very best finnish samba music played by reformed felons
mad heiress: champagne cork in the eye
mad heiress: me and satan got a good thing going
mad heiress: where pageantry meets terror
mad heiress: education is bad for america
mad heiress: natural's not in it
mad heiress: of mice and menses/no country for old menses
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mad heiress: floating downstream in a sea of our own filth
mad heiress: based on an untrue story
mad heiress: hey joe, where you going with that crypto currency stick in your hand?
mad heiress: helping you score valuable social victimhood since 2018
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mad heiress: optimism is over-rated
mad heiress: confessions in the life of a swivel head
mad heiress: caught in the thick of thin things
mad heiress: our lunchbox is a sandwich short
mad heiress: poisoning your kids so you don't have to
mad heiress: smearing our cell walls with feces since 1985
mad heiress: surrealist blue plate special
mad heiress: making the world a more interconnected place is a terrible idea
mad heiress: how do you make dead people eat their breakfast?
mad heiress: teenage kicks all through the night
mad heiress: fat shaming sexbots since 2023
mad heiress: fouling up your inbox since 1967
mad heiress: guarding america's ketchup since 1917
mad heiress: like prestige tv, but without the prestige or the tv
mad heiress: should the world fail to fall apart/no more reasons not to fail
mad heiress: converting slaughterhouses into rec rooms since 1978
mad heiress: they're not sure it is a body
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mad heiress: cashing in on woke capitalism since 2017
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mad heiress: cancelling your cancel culture
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mad heiress: because a flower is an explosion in slow motion
mad heiress: lunging like a dog inside a big country
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mad heiress: celebrated, ridiculed, celebrated, forgotten, celebrated, ridiculed again
mad heiress: your favorite creamily self-assured agent of destruction
mad heiress: what's native american for cgi car chase?
mad heiress: if these walls could talk, oh the pollack jokes they would tell
mad heiress: in the words of a famous french writer, "fuck. pussy. shit."
mad heiress: send in the clowns
mad heiress: no motion
mad heiress: pray for an eclipse of the self
mad heiress: way past the dimazio line the distortion is incredible
mad heiress: the downfall of america can't come quickly enough
mad heiress: walking bowlegged on the moon
mad heiress: half mute half brimming with schemes
mad heiress: gone, like a train
mad heiress: "watch closely. a man with a hat, a girl with a map synchronize with the track."
mad heiress: a dead man's guide to pilates
mad heiress: when you've given fans your all for 13 seasons
mad heiress: deep dives into shallow pools
mad heiress: "a small plane accidentally flew into the world trade center"
mad heiress: knew a tidy warlock once
mad heiress: recording everything, understanding nothing
mad heiress: even our sure things fall through
mad heiress: where indifference is eclipsed only by irrelevance
mad heiress: a steaming kettle of algorithmic dissonance
mad heiress: behold the gyrating robots of the 3rd arrondissement!
mad heiress: parachute pants and 5-string bass/midnight yacht rock excursion
mad heiress: dead letter office of the mind
mad heiress: as summer, dissolve to a beach. fata morgana. in winter, overcoats close in. the snow tastes of tin. branches bend to meet you.
mad heiress: a cooler dietrich for a cooler generation
mad heiress: because dead men post no memes
mad heiress: not even gated reverb will save you now
mad heiress: blurred faces and blunt conversations. hush now. the trees have something to say. step sideways out of your own time.
mad heiress: the middle-aged overachiever's guide to video game mastery
mad heiress: tripping algorithms that haven't even been invented yet
mad heiress: came for the tits, stayed for the degradation of all known forms of human ritual
mad heiress: secretly famous before we were even born
mad heiress: with my mind on my inherent meaninglessness and my inherent meaninglessness on my mind. laid back.
mad heiress: just another white guy name checking wu tang clan in order to signify cultural cred
mad heiress: how to think, say, or do precisely the worst thing for any occasion
mad heiress: ushering in a new age of unidentifiable car smells
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mad heiress: artifice aware of its own construction
mad heiress: half a million people are dead who should not be dead
mad heiress: military industrial entertainment complex
mad heiress: forever freed from the need to not suck
mad heiress: life rating garbage scow captain
mad heiress: the way candy bars taste better when eaten in public bathroom stall
mad heiress: transmitter to trumpet
mad heiress: changing the minds of women who own walls
mad heiress: please point that ray gun at me as i long to explode
mad heiress: the landscapes changed but we never did
mad heiress: never met a sentient spherical device we didn't like
mad heiress: never met a malevolent a.i. we didn't like
mad heiress: photo of linen suit draped across chair. former occupant liquified. pools around flowers on the bathroom floor. pressures of life.
mad heiress: all students left behind
mad heiress: where are all the girls dressed as mountain lions?
mad heiress: like a tin fist in a glove full of vaseline
mad heiress: sir, you are being haunted
mad heiress: pissing into mason jars for the fun of it
mad heiress: i'm a janitor of my genitals
mad heiress: flora vs fauna
mad heiress: of hips and tips
mad heiress: the inner life of beeswax
mad heiress: losers have inner lives, too, ya know
mad heiress: faith-based atheist initiative
mad heiress: 2nd most downvoted absurdist art site of 2017
mad heiress: say hello to the mother of all nigerian prince scam emails
mad heiress: flaxen-haired women with impossibly high foreheads vs children with impossibly thin arms and impossibly large heads
mad heiress: a model for a metal dress. oh she looked so gold against the grey.
mad heiress: enhanced interrogation, like performance art, flirts with consummation, but instead seeks to contain its own terror within performance
mad heiress: chalk it up to mass hysteria
mad heiress: barbie death camp, age 7 and up
mad heiress: hi-jinks on a mayan handball court
mad heiress: instead of thinking about breakfast, think about death
mad heiress: millions are willing to give their lives
mad heiress: state-of-the-art knee brace
mad heiress: songs about outmoded sensibilities like freedom of choice and man the manipulator
mad heiress: "fuck like a dog bark like a shark shark"
mad heiress: epitaphs for meaningless icons
mad heiress: literary, edgy, and full of shit
mad heiress: where annals meet anals
mad heiress: are ya renderin' fun?
mad heiress: caught with the meat in yer mouth
mad heiress: where all emotions are analog
mad heiress: we certainly don't want to trigger anybody
mad heiress: as uninvited as a trombone solo in a punk song
mad heiress: you had us at "unkempt shoulder hair"
mad heiress: encouraging misunderstood white men to buy guns sin 2002
mad heiress: so-called "forbidden colors"
mad heiress: it's so ugly it's magic
mad heiress: everything wrong but at same time it's right
mad heiress: now with 37% more postalthwaite
mad heiress: haftahaveahh fly's eyes to see it/the draisy hoops the draisy hoops
mad heiress: not to worry, your death shall become an iconic meme
mad heiress: monorealism is where it's at
mad heiress: the feel-good white supremacist hipster rom com of the year
mad heiress: adventures in light deprivation, part seven
mad heiress: a bespoke suit that alters the facial features of its occupant over time
mad heiress: "just a swimmer growing dimmer in the glimmer of summer"
mad heiress: we've hit peak vape panic
mad heiress: so indie it hurts
mad heiress: the finest in algorithm indie rock since 2019
mad heiress: vices carry
mad heiress: the people who disappeared up their own asshole
mad heiress: when urine streams collide
mad heiress: celebrating white male rage since 2015
mad heiress: squirting lemon juice in your eye to cure your headache
mad heiress: <throws fedora across room onto hat rack>
mad heiress: doing our very best to have zero impact on those around us
mad heiress: coming to a gentrified neighborhood near you
mad heiress: encouraging your gently racist liberal blind spots since 2018
mad heiress: where were you when the larsen b ice shelf broke up?
mad heiress: like npr but for telepathic sex fiends
mad heiress: you have this nagging suspicion you missed it
mad heiress: needles on the beach at dawn
mad heiress: punching people who describe things as being "punk as fuck"
mad heiress: no absurdity left behind
mad heiress: it's time to talk about the strawberry statement
mad heiress: hot jazz for cold fish
mad heiress: running with incisors
mad heiress: emotional support mastodon
mad heiress: never trust a man with egg on his face
mad heiress: because ignorance of your culture is cool
mad heiress: you're a teenager. you live in la. wolfman jack is your way of life.
mad heiress: your little hideout from history
mad heiress: seven letter word for 'mansack'
mad heiress: men who bark at dogs
mad heiress: equal parts fear and buffoonery
mad heiress: a concert hall where music is forbidden
mad heiress: the way some buildings have this unnerving way of sneaking up on you
mad heiress: what to do when your mouth wont quit
mad heiress: data for data's sake
mad heiress: this one goes out to all the upward inflecting men who still kill it at sports
mad heiress: need for bleed
mad heiress: modern-day knights on atvs
mad heiress: barfing up jackpots since 1997
mad heiress: telepaths n' apathy
mad heiress: a mismatch made in heaven
mad heiress: this too shall pass. gas.
mad heiress: speak to me not of flappy birds
mad heiress: all proceeds go to a buddhist splinter group of the nra
mad heiress: "hey I recognize you from the circumcision clinic!" and other ill-advised public greetings
mad heiress: adventures in incredibly forthright living
mad heiress: this one goes out to every dude who realizes mid-piss at the urinal that he's gotta shit, making it a double-dip visit to the restroom
mad heiress: a shoulder to cry on when the peace talks break down
mad heiress: there's a poetry to inconvenience
mad heiress: flavorpanic
mad heiress: if we had to do it all over again, we'd fart more often
mad heiress: robot therapist with 27% more empathy than its human counterpart
mad heiress: because astronauts are just dinosaurs in reverse
mad heiress: breaking all the rules with our new pumpkin spice mochaccino
mad heiress: give us convenience or give us death
mad heiress: music for a play about rival ants
mad heiress: wearing brownface in all our high school yearbook photos
mad heiress: pressing the flesh in la la land
mad heiress: fee to be you and me
mad heiress: emotional support clown for hire
mad heiress: fear and eloquence in american letters
mad heiress: twice as good when half as long
mad heiress: where others are just disappointments on legs
mad heiress: the iconic bionic
mad heiress: i'm not a robot
mad heiress: lapsing in and out of a bach fugue state
mad heiress: scylla and charybdis say hi
mad heiress: the scratch that briefly stills the itch
mad heiress: look at all the girls and boys dressed as grownups everyday
mad heiress: whatever it is, we don't like it
mad heiress: it's all part of decency's jigsaw, i suppose
mad heiress: men behaving baldly
mad heiress: your diner of choice for a slice a raw with a side of michigan sauce
mad heiress: placenta on the radiator
mad heiress: job interview with a vampire
mad heiress: postcards from super plastic city
mad heiress: sharenting with sociopaths since 2019
mad heiress: like a real-life version of ishtar
mad heiress: invulnerable to all known forms of cloth
mad heiress: the flatulence that shocked a nation
mad heiress: shitheads in repose
mad heiress: this one goes out to anyone under 40 who hasn't pierced every available orifice
mad heiress: thrice smiled face
mad heiress: sexualizing that which cannot be sexualized
mad heiress: as flaccid as a verbless sentence
mad heiress: reading erotic fiction on the shitter since 2006
mad heiress: ushering in a new era of insincerity
mad heiress: like a one-man fyre festival in action, like an elephant dancing the hoochie coochie
mad heiress: three years in the body of a mime
mad heiress: now with 24% more instant death ragdoll animations
mad heiress: party for your right to fight
mad heiress: gibba gabba jibby zibby
mad heiress: is there any word in the english language more misogynistic than 'divorcee'?
mad heiress: ronk, baby, ronk
mad heiress: withers and nonesuch, attorneys at law
mad heiress: this one goes out to the gentlemen too oblong to fit into this season's swimtrunks
mad heiress: welcome to the gesticulated nonsuch
mad heiress: where time is measured in hertz
mad heiress: careers in underwater pornography
mad heiress: holding onto your red balloon
mad heiress: gunfights with uncertain men in the adirondacks
mad heiress: flatulent floozies and botulistic boozies
mad heiress: good-time charlie's back in town
mad heiress: 75 years of insouciant visual razzmatazz
mad heiress: intimacy, passion, and a good leg of lamb
mad heiress: from the oscar-winning team that brought you that female circumcision indy musical
mad heiress: this one goes out to all the men who talk quietly to themselves in public restroom stalls
mad heiress: our writing. tiny fists. broken spiders across a page. imprecise reconstructions of countless crime scenes. anafoomashaeanafoomashae.
mad heiress: your one-stop-shop for tone-deaf social posts that reek of cultural appropriation
mad heiress: cyberpunk taxicab erotica for the young at heart
mad heiress: never bring anything small into a bar around here
mad heiress: interrogating every haircut we meet
mad heiress: string quartet for decaying marriage
mad heiress: help. arriana huffington won't stop sexting me.
mad heiress: your strangest physical ritual, magnified by the power of 10
mad heiress: binomial rascal reacharound
mad heiress: culture's just another word for disease
mad heiress: peppergomez and the cave of the unclenched fists
mad heiress: epigenetic swirlly lamps
mad heiress: of the man with fleet fingers, we say "he has sext appeal"
mad heiress: spike up the red dots, summer's glimmer shimmer is here. bound the stairs 2 at a time. djs remix all the thoughts inside your head.
mad heiress: he looked as if he had nine lives and had just used up his eighth
mad heiress: with time it's never a fair fight
mad heiress: this one goes to out anyone who perceives others around them as so many symbols and archetypes
mad heiress: this is for when you spit out the window of your car and the wind blows it back in your face
mad heiress: where every letter begins with 'q'
mad heiress: apprehended 10 feet from the border
mad heiress: welsh for 'battleaxe'
mad heiress: where apathy meets entropy
mad heiress: countin' trash, pickin' chickens, pipsqueak la shawn down at my feet. he was soundin' something like this:
mad heiress: songs in the key of me
mad heiress: this is for when every verbal exchange is like a gunfight on a foggy dock
mad heiress: this is for when your emotions run roughshod and pizzicato
mad heiress: this is for when your piggy bank is stuffed with amyl nitrate
mad heiress: a global pandemic of people saying what they mean and meaning what they say
mad heiress: blindsided by oxygen
mad heiress: religion obsolete. ritual obsolete. desire obsolete.
mad heiress: rascal bastard reacharound with dicky spoonbats
mad heiress: as subtle as an elephant fart in the bathtub
mad heiress: defocusing before every interaction, the better to capture a glimpse of bliss
mad heiress: because only white people write about beekeepers
mad heiress: this is for when another squadron of dull young men come sweeping into view
mad heiress: dedicated to the people who need to know things in a hurry
mad heiress: without life, music would be a mistake
mad heiress: i'm with stupid
mad heiress: trading truth for love
mad heiress: pathos and equivocation
mad heiress: it's not theft, it's evolution
mad heiress: go tell it on the mountain. or not.
mad heiress: the loneliness of the long distance blogger
mad heiress: whatever pierced his heart, it didn't make a sound
mad heiress: on his green dot like a vhs hump tape
mad heiress: bargaining from a position of strategic ambiguity
mad heiress: where were you culture collapsed in on itself?
mad heiress: this is for when you can't stop thinking about your therapist's grindr profile
mad heiress: of course we've had it in the ear before
mad heiress: they're seeding the clouds today. nothing's going to go your way.
mad heiress: parachuting into enemy territory and looking fabulous while we do
mad heiress: comporting ourselves with the utmost dignity while wading through sewage
mad heiress: murdering our characters before they even set foot upon the page
mad heiress: asking the question 'why can't drowning people learn to fly?'
mad heiress: unplanned obsolescence
mad heiress: retrieving bullets in flight
mad heiress: hummingbird in an abandoned shopping mall, dayton, ohio 1979
mad heiress: wifi deadzone of the soul
mad heiress: our algorithms estimate a 4% chance of achieving happiness
mad heiress: no closer to meaning than when we started
mad heiress: we like to do the normal thing like kneel in front of an oncoming train
mad heiress: how spook got her man
mad heiress: locally sourced artisanal anthrax
mad heiress: if clothes could talk
mad heiress: you're gonna haftar ball that's all
mad heiress: no ephemera too ephemeral
mad heiress: bringing absurdity to the center of the american experience since 2012
mad heiress: robbing you of your data dignity at every possible turn
mad heiress: if you not outraged, you're paying attention
mad heiress: it's not a joke until it's gone too far
mad heiress: all contradictions resolved in improvisation
mad heiress: namelessness is a form of naming
mad heiress: the overwhelming scent of cologne in a parking deck at 5:30 p.m
mad heiress: no ephemera too ephermal
mad heiress: you're gonna hafta ball that's all
mad heiress: came for the titties, stayed for the madness
mad heiress: our soaring, stupid national mood
mad heiress: life as an american during the dawn of the unicorns
mad heiress: our beginnings precede us
mad heiress: tourette's of the soul
mad heiress: the transit vernacular that extrapolates the charm of a subway car to the scale and complexity of a piranesian prison
mad heiress: yelling "fire" in crowded theaters so you don't have to
mad heiress: the big takedown. thoughts rearranged. places exchanged. moments estranged. a face in the rain. car door opens motions you in.
mad heiress: greetings from an abandoned disneyland. postcards from an empty stage.
mad heiress: long live the singers who never intended to be singers
mad heiress: look around. there's information in the leaves. in the leaves!
mad heiress: a typhoon of lack of knowing
mad heiress: music vs. sound
mad heiress: classy as a four dollar room
mad heiress: pimping both sides of the argument
mad heiress: saying farewell to radical identity politics
mad heiress: the league of small-time pornographers
mad heiress: it must be wrong but we do it all the same
mad heiress: as subtle as vomit on a ceiling fan
mad heiress: louis armstrong meets ethel merman in hell
mad heiress: lick my decals off, baby
mad heiress: postcard from heartattack and vine
mad heiress: because we don’t have the liberty of going around and examining things the way we think makes sense
mad heiress: a suitcase full of skin. a greyhound pulling out of arkansas at 4am. whistling in the seat behind you.
mad heiress: celebrating the artificiality of communication since 1982
mad heiress: where self expression is just a tattoo away
mad heiress: old man music for repulsive skin sacks
mad heiress: taking a shit inside a large hadron collider just because we can
mad heiress: friday's the funeral, saturday's the rave
mad heiress: this one goes out to those who whisper to themselves in public restrooms
mad heiress: don't speak to us of moldavian sock puppets!
mad heiress: deep sea quadriplegic lesbian 3d action
mad heiress: hell bent on using language as recklessly as possible
mad heiress: secretly hoping our friends make it big so we can blackmail the shit outta them
mad heiress: living your life like a wizard in an isometric dungeon crawler
mad heiress: succumbing to an ensemble of tacky plastic. now is the time for assassins.
mad heiress: are there nightclubs in heaven?
mad heiress: ode to the people who have a party in their head
mad heiress: this one goes out to the toned asshole on the jet ski
mad heiress: we just talk this way on weekends
mad heiress: the future belongs to those who believe in the dream of their beauty
mad heiress: rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
mad heiress: [sunny opaque message of urban isolation]
mad heiress: we'll whittle you into kindling
mad heiress: itchy chicken trigger finger
mad heiress: death is your comptroller
mad heiress: breaking bread and kneecaps since 1963
mad heiress: what happens when the depicted familiar object loses shape and meaning?
mad heiress: charting the growth of instagram beard influencers since 2021
mad heiress: we'll be the ones dancing inside the lion enclosure
mad heiress: the shadowy black ops initiative that has your best interests at heart
mad heiress: where anonymity meets charisma
mad heiress: houston, we have a first-world problem
mad heiress: one tattoo away from authentic self expression
mad heiress: goose-related crime is up 200%. take a gander at that!
mad heiress: quantifying your self-worth since 2017
mad heiress: where portland freak folk becomes cleveland dad rock
mad heiress: capturing that peculiar mix of ambition, failure, and optimism
mad heiress: where new car smell meets new catheter smell
mad heiress: forever stuck in that semipermeable state
mad heiress: secretly rooting for the white tech bro
mad heiress: surrealist threat amplifier
mad heiress: identity is boring. self expression is boring.
mad heiress: crucifix to amplifier: save me vanishing egg! this brassy boy's life, such a scream. such a scream.
mad heiress: gonna rasterize ya, baby
mad heiress: administering the heimlich to sexbots since 2020
mad heiress: this one goes out to the slung-over-one-shoulder backpack motherfuckers on tech campuses everywhere
mad heiress: the body is as repulsive as it is beautiful
mad heiress: cosmo's having her baby. frank's got nothing to say about it.
mad heiress: the weird and wild world of vanishing teleporting objects
mad heiress: you've used up your defecation credits for the month. gonna have to hold it in.
mad heiress: while the earth died screaming. i lay dreaming.
mad heiress: opportunistically trans since 2017
mad heiress: they won't be naming any buildings after me
mad heiress: running a clown show from the steps of the red barn
mad heiress: the day the poets kicked the lawmakers in the ass
mad heiress: towards a pornography of kitchen objects
mad heiress: the goose meme that's got the whole world talking
mad heiress: this orchestra don't wear no panties
mad heiress: putting the finishing touches on our halloween hijabs
mad heiress: the shampoo blues band in 'all stripped down with the devil'
mad heiress: healing a fractured society with racist limericks since 2022
mad heiress: western civilization is a gas
mad heiress: we pulled on trouble's braids
mad heiress: the insouciance of the sockless
mad heiress: where mid-riff meets riff-raff
mad heiress: in eternal service of the mandingyians
mad heiress: the microscopic gentleman from japan
mad heiress: your friendly neighborhood grand guignol
mad heiress: if you see us in the sky just wave goodbye
mad heiress: where every traffic jam lasts 3 years
mad heiress: where underwear meets underwater
mad heiress: you wouldn't know heaven if it bit you on the ass
mad heiress: this one goes out to anyone who suspects the person in the adjacent stall has shat themselves
mad heiress: man shits on self, others
mad heiress: can we interest you in a syrian timeshare?
mad heiress: save the drama for your llama
mad heiress: the world is suddenly a very porous place
mad heiress: three cheers for the village idiot
mad heiress: queer eye for the dead guy
mad heiress: spare change vs loose change
mad heiress: where bird song meets laoatian death metal
mad heiress: beck makes music for people who have never heard of scott walker
mad heiress: doing our best impersonation of a human being 1978
mad heiress: didya hear the one about the schoolgirl and the lunar colony?
mad heiress: goiters on fleek
mad heiress: never met a non-corporeal brand ambassador we didn't like
mad heiress: engaging in heavy vignetting without a care to the consequences
mad heiress: farting loudly in empty office stairwells
mad heiress: babies eating children since 1955
mad heiress: lascivious growl at 30,000 feet
mad heiress: earth as it never was
mad heiress: napping our way into virtual reality
mad heiress: this one goes out to all the big-town boys nurturing small-town dreams
mad heiress: all trick and no treat
mad heiress: overestimating our centrality to the world since 1986
mad heiress: what's in your apocalypse box?
mad heiress: the cowgirl and the fire hydrant - an illustrated story for children
mad heiress: the snuggle is real
mad heiress: awash in a sea of irrelevance
mad heiress: judging restaurants by the believability of their cgi
mad heiress: when all your daydreams are about nuclear war
mad heiress: 50% apex predator/50% social wuss
mad heiress: the proof song of j alfred loverock
mad heiress: the party don't end till I walk in
mad heiress: no one moved a muscle when the dead came home
mad heiress: letting our vocabulary bloom in all the wrong ways
mad heiress: it's a nice day for a white power wedding
mad heiress: promoting body positivity for dead men
mad heiress: do you know where your demimonde is?
mad heiress: where daffodils meet first-person shooters
mad heiress: wombly fruitbats
mad heiress: pointing our cameras directly at the sun
mad heiress: one sext away from true love
mad heiress: the unbearable whiteness of being
mad heiress: filling the negative space with more negative space
mad heiress: we should have stayed in bed, there were more people there
mad heiress: a litany of infinite vulgarities
mad heiress: coming at ya like a mix of wet bathroom towel and abandoned paper mill
mad heiress: no satellites were harmed in the making of this website
mad heiress: billionaires vs jillionaires
mad heiress: drone strike on your momma
mad heiress: the world is often taken for its opposite
mad heiress: adventures of a hermaphroditic lion tamer
mad heiress: an elaborate system of hooks, winches, and pulleys that serve no apparent purpose
mad heiress: seven hours by train with a babbling midget
mad heiress: it's a post-organic non-binary thing, you wouldn't understand
mad heiress: unspeakable acts of kindness
mad heiress: reviewing culture in the same way that pidgeons review statues
mad heiress: sumptuoustriscuitfeast.com
mad heiress: you can spend your whole life a courting but it don't take but a minute to stick it in
mad heiress: cryptocurrency all up in your yinyang
mad heiress: born inside a spaceship
mad heiress: bit-part actor in our own life
mad heiress: fighting their fake news with our fake news
mad heiress: one tattoo away from figuring it all out
mad heiress: frenemies with benefits
mad heiress: botched monkey jesus fresco keeping us up at night
mad heiress: netflix and worry
mad heiress: music for bomb defusing scenes
mad heiress: where did all the semen go? it was here just a minute ago.
mad heiress: where have all the hermaphrodite cowboys gone?
mad heiress: borrowing from the past to pay for the future
mad heiress: let's not avert global catastrophe
mad heiress: the finest in tokyo delta blues
mad heiress: dreaming of a world in which superheros do not exist
mad heiress: the ctrl+alt+delete of the soul
mad heiress: where fictional fact checkers assiduously assess the validity of facts not yet existent
mad heiress: living amidst the riot of our own idiocy since 1969
mad heiress: rejoice, for you live in the golden age of male grooming
mad heiress: that 9am fart in the parking lot
mad heiress: pandering to an audience of none
mad heiress: god and satan, kissin' in the tree. k-i-s-s-i-n-g. first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes man in the baby carriage.
mad heiress: throwing bitcoin at the moon since 2017
mad heiress: welcome to the town where everyone wears a yellow t-shirt
mad heiress: black is the new black
mad heiress: cancel culture, circa 1283
mad heiress: outsmarting gravity since 1973
mad heiress: drinking our own dirty bathwater every tuesday at 2
mad heiress: impatient at our own funeral
mad heiress: rubbing elbows with corpses since 1932
mad heiress: anal cancer is up, anal sex is down
mad heiress: because the internet is lousy with queef priests
mad heiress: don't sweat it, everyone's got the plague
mad heiress: when people were shorter and lived nearer the water
mad heiress: it's a leisurely kind of self-destruction
mad heiress: cougar scat all up in your mocha
mad heiress: serving up a tepid melange of predictable submarine shenanigans
mad heiress: the poet must not avert his eyes
mad heiress: getting it wrong for the sake of science
mad heiress: where kevin's bacon meets kevin's spacey
mad heiress: b-roll footage for the soul
mad heiress: first they invented the sun. then they invented the godfuck machine. then they invented you.
mad heiress: this is for when familiar objects begin playing tricks on you
mad heiress: seven ways of looking at a spider
mad heiress: in which 'murica fucks its guns
mad heiress: transubstantiating ourselves hodologically since 1968
mad heiress: buddhist monks on fire all through the night
mad heiress: heavily sedated for our own amusement
mad heiress: how to die alone in one of the seven suns
mad heiress: because america's pussies arent going to fuck themselves
mad heiress: stealing air from the rest of you since 1968
mad heiress: great civilizations always take their own lives
mad heiress: we'll take up any kind of bleak exchange
mad heiress: we live in a world where every 3rd text message must end in an exclamation point
mad heiress: making friends with 12-year old drug addicts named asspinis
mad heiress: never met a facial recognition system we didn't like
mad heiress: where the old gods make way for the new gods
mad heiress: whatever shall we do with all this useless decadence?
mad heiress: offering you a small metal god of useless things
mad heiress: delighting morose shoegazers everywhere
mad heiress: booing drake off of the stage since 1982
mad heiress: girlfriend in a comma
mad heiress: one endorsement away from selling out completely
mad heiress: lots of riding to dots on a map. but what dots they are. pulsing thrumming orangey things that cry out for exploration!
mad heiress: literally unable to stop using the word "literally" in conversation
mad heiress: 20 people shoot the guy at the same time so nobody's guilty
mad heiress: where dystopic gives way to dyspeptic
mad heiress: no longer able to confirm that history actually happened
mad heiress: where bearded men go to think deep thoughts and compose winsome songs of americana
mad heiress: the myth of sissy fuss
mad heiress: everything's wrong everything's right
mad heiress: venus flytrap in a haystack
mad heiress: in heaven, you're trending on all platforms
mad heiress: imaginational anthems
mad heiress: living our lives as the punchline to our own joke
mad heiress: brand ambassdor of the soul
mad heiress: gelatinous substance of unknown origin coming at ya
mad heiress: where circuitry meets flesh all through the night
mad heiress: the fart heard 'round the world
mad heiress: o, true believers!
mad heiress: where the absurd courts the vulgar
mad heiress: around here the limited exchange of tactical nukes is considered a microagression
mad heiress: the russians are coming! no they're not. the french are coming! ooh la la.
mad heiress: where the infantilization of the american mind continues unabated
mad heiress: where bats fight cats and cats fight bats
mad heiress: viva la section!
mad heiress: declaring war on all feelz
mad heiress: set your watch back 1,000 years
mad heiress: it's a drunken lighthouse keeper thing, you wouldn't understand
mad heiress: uniting americans through politics and religion since 2016
mad heiress: failing better since 2012
mad heiress: my favorite prestige cable tv show can beat up your favorite prestige cable tv show
mad heiress: parsing the subtle distinction between jackoff and whackoff
mad heiress: if i'm to be the transmitter, what shall be the signal?
mad heiress: carpe per diem
mad heiress: foreplay by committee since 1997
mad heiress: pep talks for corpses
mad heiress: queer eye for sauron
mad heiress: jocko's one-eyed rabbitship
mad heiress: hey ray, it's a golden age
mad heiress: who's gonna sing my song when i'm gone?
mad heiress: in the future, everyone will be canceled for 15 minutes
mad heiress: you, in your exquisite brokenness, might be just the key to unlock life's mystery
mad heiress: might as well get lit
mad heiress: where tragedy begets more tragedy begets comedy
mad heiress: the lone fan applauding in an indifferent crowd
mad heiress: each face a wonder of modern technology
mad heiress: answering the question "who’s the punk punk rock band and who’s the corporate punk rock band?”
mad heiress: velociraptor sex tape
mad heiress: the here and now vs the there and then
mad heiress: don't mess with my doot doot
mad heiress: secrets are the rot of cool/to become erotic is to disappear
mad heiress: getting cold feet at our funeral
mad heiress: nothing is ever destroyed. it just becomes more difficult to find.
mad heiress: embracing easy categorizations
mad heiress: poised to accomplish nothing
mad heiress: savage postcards from an otherwise mild-mannered vegan in southern california
mad heiress: the way the creative class is a little too into craft beer
mad heiress: this is for when you look like you're made out of CGI
mad heiress: where auschwitz and coachella meet
mad heiress: helping popularize this new trend toward tentacles with everything
mad heiress: kinda crazy but it just might work
mad heiress: of dirndls and lace
mad heiress: obtuse in the caboose
mad heiress: hook, line, and stinker
mad heiress: this goes out to all the preteens and septuagenarians who don't know fuck about shit
mad heiress: collected writings 1634-2093
mad heiress: music to fall down stairs by
mad heiress: concertina for car alarm and sneezy waitress
mad heiress: feeling less and less binary since 9:30am
mad heiress: one hiccup away from total satisfaction
mad heiress: consumption junction, what's your function?
mad heiress: glissandi with no termini
mad heiress: ruining what which we cannot fix
mad heiress: we just threw up a little in our pants
mad heiress: the mother of all dad jokes
mad heiress: when johan plays the blues
mad heiress: 99 problems but a binary gender ain't one
mad heiress: perennium sunning five days a week
mad heiress: breathing new life into old addictions
mad heiress: stained apron of the soul
mad heiress: where flim flam meets shim sham
mad heiress: bathed in human skronk, oxygenated by pure pluck
mad heiress: marco. polo!
mad heiress: this one goes out to those women in their twenties who are writing their memoir
mad heiress: juggling big decisions/jiggling bug decisions
mad heiress: saying goodbye to expensive solar panties since 2122
mad heiress: it's your birthright to talk to the sky
mad heiress: welcome to the midday jazz adjustment project
mad heiress: bees and fish changed hands, germans stayed up late, bowls spat juice from fresh young mouths. but now they're gone.
mad heiress: calling in sick to work to binge watch isis beheading videos
mad heiress: are you a detective or just an amnesiac?
mad heiress: ocular mandible screech party
mad heiress: is it true that only sour old men like grapefruit?
mad heiress: rendering all edgy cable tv passe
mad heiress: let's hole!
mad heiress: holiday greetings from finnish tenderness asphyxiation reclamation unit k-229
mad heiress: is there a quack doctor in the house?
mad heiress: where even the goldfish are woke
mad heiress: pooping into our hazmat suit just to see what it's like
mad heiress: lassoing the ass end of a comet's wake
mad heiress: living our best life. upside down.
mad heiress: girls just wanna have funds
mad heiress: anti-everything
mad heiress: shout out to guys who pretend to like latin music/ethiopian food/yoga/socialism/lady folk singers/cats/documentaries to get laid
mad heiress: men's fashion starts with jrr tolkien
mad heiress: everyone we know has gone to the rapture
mad heiress: max and ethel are doin' it for themselves
mad heiress: the way angry daughters are obsessed with detective stories
mad heiress: clambering down the escarpment like nobody's business
mad heiress: when you're tired of winning, try doing things our way
mad heiress: rinky dink songs for rinky dink towns
mad heiress: that's quite a porn collection you've got there, mr. bojangles
mad heiress: remembering the plight of what's his name
mad heiress: where micro compassion meets micro aggression
mad heiress: where it's at. got two dirndls and a microphone. got two turnstiles and a microphone. got two hay bails and a microphone.
mad heiress: bells ducks robots
mad heiress: where no one gets a prize for participation
mad heiress: that half-human kind of feeling
mad heiress: violence sport fresh fruit
mad heiress: 23% less disgusting than before
mad heiress: from the trash heap of history straight to your browser window
mad heiress: extra atrocious, extra unspecial
mad heiress: 150 years of ambient protest music
mad heiress: bitchslapping tech entrepreneurs who use the word "disrupt"
mad heiress: rotoscoping our way into hearts of the american viewing public
mad heiress: just when you think cervical cancer can't get any funnier
mad heiress: in one corner, the sorrows of the world. in the other, a hill of beans.
mad heiress: making democracy safe for fascism since 1996
mad heiress: don't make us open up this can of whupass
mad heiress: like radioactive manna from heaven
mad heiress: delighting a nation's youth with limericks, panegyrics, and knee plays
mad heiress: are for years what?
mad heiress: cracking the culture code with our black metal christmas album
mad heiress: where oivey meets ave maria
mad heiress: almost twee, but our needle drops are well timed
mad heiress: going to extraordinary effort to say nothing at all
mad heiress: where lana del ray plays every superhero ever invented at the same time
mad heiress: where science and apathy collide
mad heiress: the girls of tiger planet, volume vi
mad heiress: two urls diverged on a site and i - i took the one less clicked upon, and that has made all the difference
mad heiress: so much depends upon a meme of a red wheelbarrow
mad heiress: where nuns go to get buck wild
mad heiress: tokamak dodges snake protection rackets in port tharsis. but you already knew that.
mad heiress: identity is boring
mad heiress: alienation done right
mad heiress: a new era in government-issue body modifications
mad heiress: glory! opened a custom scimitar shop in downtown durham
mad heiress: jazzing all over the backseat of your girlfriend's car
mad heiress: glory! changed my stage name to dj confederate monument
mad heiress: where clicktracks and french djs collide
mad heiress: when spuds mckenzie is your spirit animal
mad heiress: where alcoholic amnesiac detectives go to feel understood
mad heiress: slick kiss vs. dusty thud
mad heiress: unwrapping the gauze didn't do the trick. stimulants didn't do the trick. a sojourn in the sensory deprivation tank didn't do the trick.
mad heiress: slightly more practical than volleyball games played on the surface of the moon
mad heiress: can you tell the difference between absolute silence end and embellished silence?
mad heiress: the hinterland of things
mad heiress: for what could be more obscene than reality?
mad heiress: denied to the stars above and ground below, consigned to buildings one cannot know
mad heiress: <5,000 years pass> "too soon"
mad heiress: dolled up. oiled up. fucked up.
mad heiress: got my mind on my monkey and my monkey on my mind
mad heiress: everyone intuitively understands that bacon is the rock star of meat
mad heiress: utterly designed to withstand our destiny
mad heiress: dispensing all the lunatic poingancy one can bear to hear
mad heiress: raise your hand if you resent biology and the things it makes you do
mad heiress: got the particle suppression blues
mad heiress: maxims for the dead
mad heiress: shiny vinyl hardware. white socks, too.
mad heiress: a history of unintentionally rude gestures
mad heiress: the patron saint of lost causes
mad heiress: voted 'most likely to perish in a fluke pool accident'
mad heiress: sometimes it's just gotta be hegweloire
mad heiress: the party don't stop 'til we walk in
mad heiress: in which a shower of hazardous sparks announces our arrival to the party
mad heiress: we sort of invented heavy metal
mad heiress: all the best heroes dress like anime school girls
mad heiress: in a hurry to get no place fast
mad heiress: death is the ultimate palate cleanser
mad heiress: glory! spent a week in downtown durham wearing a "rich white guys rock" t-shirt
mad heiress: from a to b & back again
mad heiress: knowing better than to adorn ourselves in frippery and leap from the shadows shouting "here i am again!"
mad heiress: this is for when you wake up and find that the world feels slightly reptilian
mad heiress: one nation, under surveillance
mad heiress: eleven decades as a voluntary target
mad heiress: 9 parts enthusiasm, 1 part sincerity
mad heiress: glory! goin' undercover in the insane asylum
mad heiress: in the future, made-to-order books that display blank pages for all but the intended reader
mad heiress: where creeping existential dread never goes out of style
mad heiress: impossibly mixed-up creatures that sprouted and became women
mad heiress: playing footsie with alligators since 1983
mad heiress: flora vs fauna
mad heiress: seventeen decades of roughhousing it with the cupertino boys
mad heiress: nureyev suffered from a century of taming
mad heiress: the sum total of human knowledge expressed in a single belch
mad heiress: seven decades of ambient protest music
mad heiress: we don't need our heads because our bodies are young
mad heiress: bringing brisket to a bris
mad heiress: everybody do the deux
mad heiress: a pageantry of purple prose
mad heiress: take a moment to think about how many cockroaches have crawled across your toothbrush at night
mad heiress: because guitars were made for tremolo
mad heiress: 99 problems but a fixed identity ain't one
mad heiress: like a clam bake at 7g
mad heiress: if you're not paying attention, you're outraged
mad heiress: piss + shit = red red rose
mad heiress: the hard-on according to terence trent d'arby
mad heiress: that ignatius j reilly feeling of ambivalence when you spend longer than 5 minutes using social media
mad heiress: the fatalistic thimbertwappers of farp vs. the self-appointed acrobats of quark zither
mad heiress: we'd go for a walk but we ain't got a car
mad heiress: a parasitical actor writes something obscene on the side of a spaceship
mad heiress: music for burps and farts
mad heiress: a recurring series of rapid oscillations that get you nowhere at all
mad heiress: the finest in eldritch jazz for those who have taken leave of their senses
mad heiress: turning wee-wee into wine since 1967
mad heiress: what were the redneck's last words? "wanna see sumpthin' cool?" what were his brother's last words? "wanna see it again?"
mad heiress: all the best dance songs contain elven riddles
mad heiress: robot on a hunger strike
mad heiress: exclamation mark click click click click
mad heiress: the stars are better off without us
mad heiress: everyone's gone to the rupture
mad heiress: when you live like an animal, anything's possible
mad heiress: 60 years of tender bullets
mad heiress: melomaniac in the house
mad heiress: i dump it to the haul for you
mad heiress: even her feet look sad
mad heiress: the shape of the thing at edge of the world
mad heiress: eat kids free
mad heiress: i'm on a mexican sirus xm radio!
mad heiress: snapshot, 1963 - reunited in the lobby of an old hotel
mad heiress: administering workplace-appropriate hugs since 1998
mad heiress: tuesdays are bingo night at the existentialist roadhouse
mad heiress: in the half light, ghouls look like friends
mad heiress: where contradictory ideologies collide
mad heiress: hypnotist insomniacs in ecstasy
mad heiress: diary of a thinking heart
mad heiress: volume brilliance contrast go!
mad heiress: a flatulent alliance at the grocery store
mad heiress: he looks like somebody's uncle and plays like nobody's business
mad heiress: fill the pinata with a hornet's nest at your child's birthday party, then go inside and lock the door when they start batting at it
mad heiress: put a boom box playing tape loop of a baby crying into a filthy trash dumpster. film people as they leap inside to save the baby.
mad heiress: evacuated by night from the town with no cheer
mad heiress: two minutes over fire island
mad heiress: this boy's life, as told in grappling hooks
mad heiress: belover of broken things
mad heiress: all aboard for beatitude
mad heiress: black and white ghost capering under the light of a gibbous moon
mad heiress: the name of this head is talking bands
mad heiress: the light will do what the light will do
mad heiress: mopsided and lopsided and seven floors down
mad heiress: boring is the new black. disconnected is the new connected.
mad heiress: greetings from your friendly neighborhood grand guignol
mad heiress: tench reflectors and all the greek boys do the handclap
mad heiress: god willing and if the creek don't rise
mad heiress: where every emotion is a pathogen
mad heiress: you had us at "non-lethal takedown"
mad heiress: keeping the home pyres burning
mad heiress: you'll grow monstrously large flowers that have a repugnant stench
mad heiress: a hot mess of greasy preference panes
mad heiress: selling salty treats at the bottom of the sea
mad heiress: around here, demonic possession is 9/10ths of the law
mad heiress: who ever heard of a clean nun?
mad heiress: who ever heard of a space station that isn't beset by disaster?
mad heiress: of engine failures and hull breaching
mad heiress: instagram vs. mammogram
mad heiress: gang raped by mosquitoes
mad heiress: greetings from the lords of garbage
mad heiress: rich or pretty or walking on the sea
mad heiress: more memes about death rays, please
mad heiress: drink this. no more faces in your dreams.
mad heiress: teaching sociopaths how to virtue signal since 1922
mad heiress: carol burnett goes to hell
mad heiress: koolaps in a party zone, jacmac!
mad heiress: telling anyone who will listen that we've read every book toni morrison has ever written
mad heiress: god is watching. but just for kicks.
mad heiress: you had us at "extinction-level event"
mad heiress: one hundred and seventeen years of janky analog hipster art porn
mad heiress: (you've gotta) write for your party (to fight)
mad heiress: that time-honored trope of being an insufferable pain in the ass
mad heiress: post-apocalyptic cocktail party for the soul
mad heiress: when in doubt, seal some grout
mad heiress: why read nabokov when you can read the shitty writing of a forgotten female writer from harlem in the 1920s?
mad heiress: barks dogging us all over town
mad heiress: why does anyone need aerosmith when we already have the rolling stones?
mad heiress: atavistically unsafe at any speed
mad heiress: we remain baffled by the pretty lesbian
mad heiress: holiday from the self
mad heiress: hocus pocus focus group
mad heiress: wet things that happened to miscellaneous analysts
mad heiress: papal pap smears
mad heiress: old man bitter was a friend of mine. he drank his scotch down by the sea.
mad heiress: <interprets the term 'sleeper cell' literally and assembles a group of narcoleptics inside a jail cell>
mad heiress: merely a footnote in the history of human carnage
mad heiress: like a roomfull of elephants swan diving onto your chest
mad heiress: intentionally avoiding exclamation points to achieve the texting and email equivalent of resting bitch face
mad heiress: living in the space between the punch and the pain
mad heiress: of hormones and hubris
mad heiress: ahead warp factor zero
mad heiress: turning rainbows into garbage piles since 1989
mad heiress: shoring up dookeyshines since 1922
mad heiress: let's start a war
mad heiress: validating your leisure purchases since 1872
mad heiress: a pox on your wife's spanish thighs!
mad heiress: the frida kahlo of unbecoming
mad heiress: this one goes out to all the basic yoga bitches who care deeply about social justice
mad heiress: the phone lines are tapped but no one's listening
mad heiress: listen to the clacking, chacking hickards. how go, hickard, how go!
mad heiress: undeterred by the implications of sonic maladies
mad heiress: whack and unwrap
mad heiress: nunattax/fodderstompf
mad heiress: what is communication, if not electronic?
mad heiress: when white british men with synthesizers sing the blues
mad heiress: "charlton heston put his veston"
mad heiress: when are dreams going to held to account for plagiarizing waking life?
mad heiress: destined for the garbage can of the incredible
mad heiress: tattoo patty once again goes wild
mad heiress: because this foxglove tincture isn't gonna drink itself
mad heiress: glory! self-published a child-friendly hulk comic book
mad heiress: "dustroy troly!"
mad heiress: undulating like a low-rent backup singer in a mid-80s synth pop band
mad heiress: look out the moon where the window is. tears in the bank. the backyard, the backyard.
mad heiress: "all synthesizers are programmed white" - miles davis
mad heiress: popsicle vs icicle/bath tub gin vs hot tub gin
mad heiress: form a goth synth pop duo called the pet cemetery shop boys
mad heiress: cockblocking you from the afterlife
mad heiress: strum n' drag
mad heiress: a seismic shift in didgeridoos
mad heiress: collected gasps 1977-2034
mad heiress: offering nothing for everyone
mad heiress: sex & travel & taking photos near those forbidden installations
mad heiress: this is for when the old folks boogie
mad heiress: where 1967 takes the place of 2021
mad heiress: serving up saucy soccer mom divorce secrets from the 23rd century
mad heiress: requiem for a yeller feller
mad heiress: dodging profundity at every opportunity
mad heiress: wasting our face like we were handed it at birth
mad heiress: grabbing you by your lapels to make our point
mad heiress: wearing a barrel and suspenders to work every casual friday
mad heiress: blues in the key of shit
mad heiress: this one goes out to anyone who's tried to sell out only to realize that no one's buying
mad heiress: hello from the man with the head of an ass
mad heiress: regular english-speaking gentleman
mad heiress: glory! spent a year not using emojis or superfluous exclamation points in electronic communication
mad heiress: emerging from cryogenic sleep to find ourselves stranded on a planet inhabited only by overweight vegans
mad heiress: that total scam that is being nice to everyone
mad heiress: poised to become china's queen of trash
mad heiress: form a hug-centric punk band called the frolic and hug each other onstage after each song
mad heiress: terror keeps you slender
mad heiress: the devil and graveyard sally, gone somewhere in the sweet by and by
mad heiress: mother mother, look what they have done to your boy. visions of dumplings and heaven's joy. oh, mother mother.
mad heiress: the first of 365 worthwhile dilemmas
mad heiress: dime bag of the soul
mad heiress: around here we describe wwii as "a spirited exchange of competing ideas"
mad heiress: bass solos where none should be
mad heiress: god to humankind: "you're making me crunk"
mad heiress: answering the question "just how subversive can kombucha be?"
mad heiress: glory! reincarnated as a roadie for the pointer sisters
mad heiress: glory! built a mansion that was nothing but lavatories in every room
mad heiress: this one goes out to all the scandinavian girls who work in butcher shops
mad heiress: be the poet who starts their reading by saying 'you fuckers ready to hear some panegyrics?' to the audience
mad heiress: how many versions of "no" don't you understand?
mad heiress: when audience participation falls flat
mad heiress: glory! marketed a line of meat-based plant products
mad heiress: where pony tails meet yoni tales
mad heiress: how's that charles manson/jim morrison metaphysical kung-fu crime fighting comic book coming along?
mad heiress: in the world but never of the world
mad heiress: glory! retired to write hill street blues fan fiction full time
mad heiress: everything is pornography if you want it to be
mad heiress: put the box in the corner of the room. set the timer for 7 minutes. sit down, close your eyes, and wait.
mad heiress: where every fifth thought flirts with the perverse
mad heiress: breaking ourselves down into our constituent parts every monday at 3
mad heiress: is that international mystery grease all up in your hair?
mad heiress: the best thing to happen to guitar since trees
mad heiress: briny thicket dancing?
mad heiress: the santa claus of low-rent smiles
mad heiress: glory! served twelve years in minimum security lockup for writing bad poetry
mad heiress: the odds are 60-40 that everyone you know must have the operation
mad heiress: this one goes out to the go-go dancer with the vestigial tail
mad heiress: her personality is so great you don't notice her nose
mad heiress: putting fruit loops in your feeding tube
mad heiress: enjoy a bracing evening of arguments set to music
mad heiress: letting convicted war criminals practice energy healing on us
mad heiress: masturbating to a stupid metal picture of a happy media family in a rocket
mad heiress: quonset hut of the soul
mad heiress: glory! formed a mopey emo guns and roses cover band called appetite for self destruction
mad heiress: repeatedly failing to popularize memes of babies falling from 70th story windows
mad heiress: communicating like it's 1979
mad heiress: lefty's deceiver, lefty's elegy
mad heiress: we don't wait 'til we're drunk 'til we get sober again
mad heiress: slutting it up in the ionosphere
mad heiress: greetings from a petulant day tripper
mad heiress: my guru can beat up your guru
mad heiress: chonosapiens. hobosapiens.
mad heiress: encouraging the media war on troly
mad heiress: taking the "pledge of allegiance to anything" pledge every morning at 6
mad heiress: where talent takes a steaming dump
mad heiress: suffering is just another form of showbiz
mad heiress: love blooms downstream from the sewage plant
mad heiress: what makes your heart sing?/have you hugged a tree today?
mad heiress: this one goes out to the girls who keep lions in their room
mad heiress: time. that great flatulent boathouse with something to say.
mad heiress: where it's always happy hour in the abattoir
mad heiress: xox the poet sets himself on fire for the eleventeenth time
mad heiress: strumming that guitar like our 2nd marriage depended on it
mad heiress: where kitsch meets nihilism at the intersection of sincerity and swagger
mad heiress: starting a go fund me so we can stay home and play videogames
mad heiress: remember when it was cool to think you were a feminist?
mad heiress: glory! opened a mobile lemonade stand inside a busy public urinal with the slogan "nothing wasted"
mad heiress: atlas queefed
mad heiress: energy fools the magician
mad heiress: always leave them wanting less
mad heiress: orgy etiquette advice for the blind
mad heiress: mocking civilization as fast as we can
mad heiress: "suicide statements are the measure of the man"
mad heiress: world's longest fade in vs. world's shortest fade out
mad heiress: "hello kitty" power armor carries the day
mad heiress: the david doughnut driscoll blues
mad heiress: i remember what's-his-name
mad heiress: the more money you have the more you resemble lex luthor
mad heiress: music that fades out so slowly it seems like it is still with you
mad heiress: skulldrudgery
mad heiress: arvo pärt does the washing up
mad heiress: 101 jokes about out-of-tune grand pianos
mad heiress: something's afoot inside a german industrial park
mad heiress: reflection on creation/reflection on space
mad heiress: landscape as it crumbles. how immune the skyscape.
mad heiress: music to commit petty larceny by
mad heiress: digital skin, analog heart
mad heiress: there's hell in every handshake
mad heiress: rocketing forthrightly into unfathomable cultural irrelevance
mad heiress: mars needs guitars!
mad heiress: love is the plan the plan is death
mad heiress: hearts and minds, motherfuckers
mad heiress: googling the ungoogleable since 1939
mad heiress: left lunchless in the lurch
mad heiress: tempest in a very large teacup
mad heiress: ode to an onscreen cancerous growth
mad heiress: glory! formed a conceptual mime troupe called the blue balls group
mad heiress: my sexy summer in a chinese re-education camp
mad heiress: the fucking swiss. the fucking swiss.
mad heiress: world war iii is being fought on twitter
mad heiress: sundays in the data park with george
mad heiress: she had the certainty of an inanimate object
mad heiress: in the right light we look almost human
mad heiress: data-driven solutions for an attention-deficit world
mad heiress: so bored we could eat a fly
mad heiress: punching the clock for the technocratic nation state
mad heiress: it's been too long between mirages
mad heiress: a montage of albinos dyeing their hair blonde
mad heiress: hyper self-actualized and full of shit
mad heiress: this one goes out to anyone whose gotten a wedgie while skydiving
mad heiress: lending our voices to animated porno movies since 1978
mad heiress: tumbling into the ghetto of our imagination
mad heiress: submitting to patriarchy like it's 1959
mad heiress: hitler vs gwyneth paltrow
mad heiress: speed up that slow motion train wreck
mad heiress: telling all the jokes that make it feel like dying inside
mad heiress: field trip to wuhan
mad heiress: jazz and repetition in metal rooms
mad heiress: the roller coaster winds around the power plant as sewage steam rises off of the river
mad heiress: all those low key drummers for underappreciated rock bands have something to say after all
mad heiress: there are nightclubs in heaven?
mad heiress: the finest in white-knuckle meditation for those of you who can't even right now
mad heiress: a silent moment at the grave site of our previous lives
mad heiress: the dome is compromised
mad heiress: glory! got an ivy league degree so i could discuss television shows intelligently at parties
mad heiress: nobody's gone to the rapture
mad heiress: a swiss chalet where moonlight is invented
mad heiress: some say they saw him out by the refinery, talking to the governor
mad heiress: murdering you hard with pew-pew beams of shooty blue light
mad heiress: don't go 'round hungry
mad heiress: a flicker where no flicker should be
mad heiress: you're everyone's mother in the blink of an eye
mad heiress: thriving in the garbage dump of history
mad heiress: the way some artisinal beer bros resemble modern-day vikings gone soft in the middle
mad heiress: so unobtrusive you burst into flames
mad heiress: retconning the origin stories of those who have yet to be born
mad heiress: i'm too sexy for this pogrom. too sexy.
mad heiress: fading like a swimmer's glimmer inside a sticky summer
mad heiress: using autotune ironically since 2003
mad heiress: greetings from the atlantean coastal defense network
mad heiress: trains, religion, murder
mad heiress: you can love jesus and satan simultaneously
mad heiress: soft exchanges at hard angles
mad heiress: we're not gonna talk about esther
mad heiress: nasa will only tolerate so much danger
mad heiress: when harry doxxed sally
mad heiress: coronavirus cruise ship conga line
mad heiress: today's high achieving basic bitch has moved past tacos and now plays in a shitty indie band or does a little comedy on the side
mad heiress: friends in indeterminate places
mad heiress: it's new it's improved it's old fashioned it's sweetly reminiscent of something mother used to bake
mad heiress: "the true value of this world lies in its ability to suggest the existence of another"
mad heiress: celebrating 75 years of punk rock plainchant
mad heiress: when life gives you lemons, squeeze them into an open wound
mad heiress: in the room the women come and go, tweeting of michelangelo
mad heiress: blink twice if you're afraid to look
mad heiress: black smudge on a blue sky
mad heiress: equifax and chill
mad heiress: life is a perpetual side hustle
mad heiress: it's like reviving the early 90's in the late 70's
mad heiress: queering up your signal-to-noise ratio since 1963
mad heiress: bow to the invincible certainty of the true believer
mad heiress: someone in mexico is killing monarch butterfly activists
mad heiress: high-school shout out to the guys who sat at the back of the class and kept their coats on the entire time
mad heiress: wombat #42
mad heiress: this one goes out to all the b-list actors reduced to appearing in video game commercials
mad heiress: balls deep in cephalopods
mad heiress: if only boris karloff had made more doo wop records
mad heiress: both things are true at once
mad heiress: disco plague raptor attack
mad heiress: pink and porky
mad heiress: never have so many had so little to say and so many ways to say it
mad heiress: one of these things is not like the other
mad heiress: handheld defenestration device
mad heiress: when will americans admit that, yes, they want to be ruled by an autocrat?
mad heiress: the way close-up photos of pizza resemble medical photos of severe skin conditions
mad heiress: kissing your softly in the abattoir
mad heiress: writing john wayne’s wet dreams with the sexes reversed
mad heiress: voiding our bowels into the great unknown
mad heiress: this one goes out to the rock musicians who maintained sensible haircuts throughout the 1980s
mad heiress: one nation under lawd
mad heiress: now with 32% more carpathian moxie
mad heiress: are you people ready for a metaphysical swindle?
mad heiress: this one goes out to all the completionist eaters for whom uneaten food on their plate bristles with the tension of an unfired bullet
mad heiress: when your life is a party which nobody attends
mad heiress: glory! fashioned a line of chastity belts for g.i. joe dolls
mad heiress: stuck at the nexus of here and nowhere
mad heiress: resigned to a life of tugging udders in nebraska
mad heiress: the soft war on information: 1966-1992
mad heiress: glory! sired 11 kids and asked them all to refer to me as 'papa snapper'
mad heiress: life is what happens to other people
mad heiress: from the people who brought you that cross-eyed girl under the stairs comes a tale as delicious as it is dark...
mad heiress: that ai generated feel-good hit that makes you cry
mad heiress: you gotta fight for your right to pantry
mad heiress: facilitating sensory over-indulgence since 2034
mad heiress: baby got nickleback
mad heiress: true or false: there were dinosaur stand-up comedians
mad heiress: echo and the bunnymen at work/echo and the bunnymen without hats
mad heiress: people should stop reproducing
mad heiress: how can we sleep while out bed, bath & beyond's are burning?/bed, bath, & beyond's too big without you/bed, bath & beyonce
mad heiress: you are a penguin named claire. deal with it.
mad heiress: a good otaku is hard to find
mad heiress: the logical result of late-capitalism run amok
mad heiress: neutralizing our bodily functions through luxury consumption since 2027
mad heiress: speak now or forever hold your tweet
mad heiress: let your somnambulist nightmare shine
mad heiress: grown-ass men and women with smart college degrees writing earnestly about teenage pop culture since 2003
mad heiress: welcoming you to a vast bibbledy nothingness
mad heiress: glory! began a stealth influencer campaign to convince hipsters that fanny packs are cool
mad heiress: "bowels in or out?"
mad heiress: everybody's got something to hide except for me and my snapchat
mad heiress: devastated to learn that our seventh-favorite show is getting canceled
mad heiress: jeepers creepers where'd you get those sleeper cells?
mad heiress: full of pith and vinegar
mad heiress: plucked from obscurity then dropped right back into obscurity posthaste
mad heiress: celebrating the pants suits that defined a generation
mad heiress: goodbye, pork rind hat
mad heiress: all your animals hate you
mad heiress: ground control to major tom's of maine, are you deodorizing?
mad heiress: one wheel short of a barrow
mad heiress: it's 2020 and america's fingerstyle indie guitarists are dressing like it's 1974. why?
mad heiress: glory! opened a pet store with an old college buddy and named it men o' paws
mad heiress: this is for when your day ends as it began: with a wet fart in the bath
mad heiress: are you fuckers ready to hear some 16th-century chanson?
mad heiress: self is to self as self is to god
mad heiress: music for saloon brawls
mad heiress: the idea of the thing is always better than the thing itself
mad heiress: inspiration is for dilettantes
mad heiress: this one goes out to all the bands named kitty dayglow and the cartoon abortions
mad heiress: 23 anagrams that are fire that you need to know now
mad heiress: it's 1923 and a robot writes love songs for goldfish
mad heiress: smooth as new love, unfolding like a new sky
mad heiress: solution #7 is to destroy the heart
mad heiress: i'm the one by the lever over there putting lids on the jars
mad heiress: shoegazing the shit out of today's modern music
mad heiress: dayglo track suit of the soul
mad heiress: dancing on rocket gantries
mad heiress: dreamt you were a seventh century plainclothes cop
mad heiress: beyond all fashion beyond all hope/sweat is electricity
mad heiress: two weeks in yer mama's outhouse
mad heiress: where today's victims of pleasure meet tomorrow's saints
mad heiress: a voyage to the sun to destroy human emotion
mad heiress: man to lady: "stick around and watch me decay"
mad heiress: seppuku party at my house next saturday!
mad heiress: this banana republic can't even with elections right now
mad heiress: loneliness is a gun
mad heiress: semi-nude western saloon brawl with a dog-to-human ratio of 4 to 1
mad heiress: orthography in action
mad heiress: learnin' and livin', flippin' and turnin', teachin' and reachin'
mad heiress: the secret lives of long-dead confederate widows
mad heiress: baffling hipsters with lines like "ok computer is cool, but have you heard ok comptroller?" since 2004
mad heiress: paving over that yellow brick road
mad heiress: empowerment is just one bikini selfie away
mad heiress: cats walk cold city streets under a starry night
mad heiress: hail to the queef
mad heiress: what a frenemy we have in jesus
mad heiress: sentenced to death by alliteration
mad heiress: the gods must be cray-cray
mad heiress: there aren't enough clown whistles in today's popular music
mad heiress: everyone's gone to the rupture
mad heiress: for whom the trading bell tolls
mad heiress: dedicated to the memory of what's-his-name
mad heiress: endeavoring to live the kind of life that needs only a tuba for its soundtrack
mad heiress: there's no better time for a global pandemic
mad heiress: usb stick of the damned
mad heiress: try not to imagine kermit felching miss piggy
mad heiress: carb your enthusiasm
mad heiress: staring history in the mouth since 2022
mad heiress: the whole world is a crime scene
mad heiress: next time someone asks you why you're smiling, say you've got that irrepressible valued integrated service offerings kind of feeling
mad heiress: this is the part where the head of the person beside you explodes in a shower of bone fragments and red mist
mad heiress: 37 minutes with the man who swallowed a fly
mad heiress: change your linkedin career description to that of 'professional crocodile tickler'
mad heiress: where shit meets shinola
mad heiress: this one goes out to all the sloppy corner turners who continually bump into their co-workers when rounding the office hallways
mad heiress: knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who played in a cheap trick cover band in college
mad heiress: curating your near-death experiences for social media since 2017
mad heiress: glory! formed a narcoleptic zz top cover band named zzz top
mad heiress: glory! worked in the nc license plate factory where a printing error led to 10,000 "in dog we thrust" license plates being made
mad heiress: independent as a hog on ice
mad heiress: your taste in music determines how susceptible you are to getting coronavirus, so don't listen to the germs or widespread panic
mad heiress: tragedy is inherently pornographic
mad heiress: they're not sure it is a body
mad heiress: louder than bums
mad heiress: dark satchels too uncivilized for ritual
mad heiress: where dictums meet rectums
mad heiress: let's celebrate interdependence day
mad heiress: ingram's mulligan, parts i-iv
mad heiress: just a fig newton of your imagination
mad heiress: no longer having to flash our vestigial tail to attract attention
mad heiress: the drummer's kit includes a hamburger grill and a panini maker
mad heiress: where spaghetti westerns meet pirogi detective flicks
mad heiress: where crime and corruption meets insouciant whistling
mad heiress: amelia earhart inverted ghosting
mad heiress: impregnating the dead since 1962
mad heiress: one man's trash is another man's compost
mad heiress: getting into fist fights in one american desert rock formation at a time
mad heiress: only crushing on singers who perish in automobile wrecks
mad heiress: the finest in meat-based plant products since 2012
mad heiress: all the conflict, none of the plotty stuff
mad heiress: never met a social distancing measure we didn't like
mad heiress: schemers and dreamers, here is your land
mad heiress: hey professor, don't forget to turn out the lights
mad heiress: today's youth are "generation exclamation mark" for their embrace of enthusiasm over sincerity in electronic communication
mad heiress: encouraging your criminogenic tendencies since 2012
mad heiress: can we say that unfriendly trees have resting birch face?
mad heiress: our mobile cynicism truck is coming to your town
mad heiress: invasion of the upward inflectors
mad heiress: glory! opened a chain of haunted houses inside major metropolitan airports
mad heiress: mock the casbah/sorcerer vs. sexbot
mad heiress: finland's submarines are made of choclate croissants
mad heiress: unbeknownst to the world, tibet has been quietly building up its stealth air force
mad heiress: where bullshit and bolshoi meet/where lust meets ennui
mad heiress: glory! fell asleep during a shoot out
mad heiress: priming the butt pump since 2024
mad heiress: what you thought was seasoning on your food was actually tiny insects
mad heiress: you'll spend your golden years in a retirement community for mimes called silent acres
mad heiress: gribbed botchlings
mad heiress: glory! formed a woke beatles cover band, "while my guitar gently virtue signals"
mad heiress: living our very best afterlife
mad heiress: these are not the milfs you're looking for
mad heiress: a diamond shaped like a disease or something like that
mad heiress: men with braided beards teach us how to live
mad heiress: curating our own reality since 2024
mad heiress: everyone's uncle has an accordion in the attic
mad heiress: let the nightmare inside of you shine
mad heiress: the ambulance was crispy. of that there was no doubt.
mad heiress: sexing up pliny the elder since 23 a.d.
mad heiress: c.e.o. speedwagon vs r.e.m. speedwagon
mad heiress: getting into arguments in bars about the overdue reevaluation of duran duran's cultural significance
mad heiress: are you one of these people who knows more than god but just can't prove it?
mad heiress: and when life gets you down, remember this: angels twerk among us
mad heiress: a thousand arcades blazing in the night
mad heiress: satan's romcom
mad heiress: a world in which muzak actually soothes the soul
mad heiress: this is for when you take a dump inside your wetsuit just to see what it feels like
mad heiress: flooding the market with hastily built nuclear weapons
mad heiress: where cosplay meets paramilitary wear
mad heiress: even sasquatch gets points for trying
mad heiress: it's 4am and a thin layer of smooth jazz blankets the town square
mad heiress: glory! created a foul-mouthed adorable cartoon squirrel named crotchy rotgut
mad heiress: 40 acres of weed and a mule
mad heiress: were there any fat cavemen?
mad heiress: men are from mars, women are from kandahar province
mad heiress: glory! started showing up to work wearing a full hazmat suit
mad heiress: a one-act play entitled spike lee's entrance debacle
mad heiress: celebrating seventeen centuries of corporate malfeasance
mad heiress: eleven hours of stock footage of psychiatrists jumping out of airplanes
mad heiress: glory! formed a bible-based new wave cover band called missing parsons
mad heiress: contra-contra indicator
mad heiress: maximum wine in good restaurant
mad heiress: mysteries where no crime is committed are called whodidn'tdoitdunnits
mad heiress: teach a man to phish and feed him forever
mad heiress: love is the plan the plan is death
mad heiress: this town smells like country music
mad heiress: durham presents: the vegan lgbu rollercoaster. artisinal. mad authenticity.
mad heiress: transatlantic thimble jammers
mad heiress: cambodian rom coms
mad heiress: floppet mop toppers are go!
mad heiress: music to burn money by
mad heiress: pissing into the gene pool
mad heiress: apricots and afterbirth
mad heiress: indie bands and harpsichords
mad heiress: the more comfortable you become, the less we like you
mad heiress: like punk rock with drum machines
mad heiress: lioncloth, inc. "there's got to be a better way."
mad heiress: barntwaddle and mcmasters: absurdist attorneys at law
mad heiress: dance of the tanning bed lothario. dance of the gassy sommelier.
mad heiress: this one goes out to the frail vegans strangely proud of their self-imposed dietary restrictions
mad heiress: glory! formed a cruise ship funk band called jackson covid and the pandemics
mad heiress: when jackson mac married oomingmak sara
mad heiress: new weeds, old cracks
mad heiress: foetus at the wheel
mad heiress: night of the living dead french sommeliers
mad heiress: eccentricity's only charming when you're rich
mad heiress: in spite of these times/because of these times
mad heiress: existence is the itch that can't be scratched
mad heiress: glory! spent my inheritance on indonesian midget porn
mad heiress: proud purveyors of budget space suits
mad heiress: (god shaking his head) "jesus was a metaphor"
mad heiress: safe under the shadow of your wig
mad heiress: guy with mullet plays flute like you wouldn't believe
mad heiress: a shambolic bonanza of incompetence lurching its way across the cyberscape
mad heiress: at our vituperative best
mad heiress: deep in the heart of the african jungle you can hear the cries of the constipated ape: "ooh ahh ooh ahh gotta get it out!"
mad heiress: he was a jamochan mountain of a man
mad heiress: blindfolded moms can tell the difference
mad heiress: in praise of pg13 horror films
mad heiress: is that a dali in your pocket, or are you just uncertain to see me?
mad heiress: where buttocks meets botox
mad heiress: we came, we saw, we hesitated
mad heiress: testing the limits of pointlessness since 2012
mad heiress: failing the turing test since 1982
mad heiress: simple appeal to this joint short-term that jive with goal-list/mere friendly passing through better-fitted place/nwyrk fuck attack 6wks
mad heiress: of pratfalls and pillow fights on the moon
mad heiress: rise and shrine, bird girl
mad heiress: purveyors of the finest in afterlife sex toys
mad heiress: glory! changed all military call signs to include women's names: "bravo delta sally" etc
mad heiress: giving you the freudian slip since 1966
mad heiress: this is for when you finally figure out what bodies are for
mad heiress: making sure my obituary is a limerick
mad heiress: while my guitar gently tweets/cosplay misty for me/text message in a bottle
mad heiress: when the churn comes, the tribes get small again
mad heiress: greetings from the sweet adolphus piss factory
mad heiress: where it's at. got two pandemics and a microphone.
mad heiress: god invents man. man promptly returns the favor and invents god.
mad heiress: rock critic cliche #5: overuse of the word "kinetic" to describe nervous fast music made by anxious looking skinny white people
mad heiress: when your life goal is to never fuck the same pussy twice
mad heiress: all the kids on the blacktop sing "jang jang fahtang, fang fang hang"
mad heiress: how many years of sad aggravation do you reckon you have ahead of you?
mad heiress: my child is an honor student at the branch davidian summer apocalypse camp
mad heiress: <great white shark to diver> "do you have a few minutes to discuss accepting lord jesus christ as your personal savior?"
mad heiress: ladies and gentlemen, i give you...eustace and the flavanoids!
mad heiress: prosecutors will be trespassed
mad heiress: so many instruments, so little sound
mad heiress: the journey of 1,000 wanks begins with a single cockblock
mad heiress: citric wamplitude
mad heiress: keeping the home pyres burning since 1966
mad heiress: ritual seppuku in 5...4...3...2...
mad heiress: radiating tragic gutter glory
mad heiress: roads girdle the globe
mad heiress: festival of self-inflicted pain
mad heiress: glory! wrote a novel entitled the novel corona virus just so journalists have to write "the novel corona virus novel" when they cover it
mad heiress: this one goes out to anyone who saw their dad beaten up by a peg-legged dock worker named waxy gordon
mad heiress: where the comma and the semicolon battle it out until the end of time
mad heiress: cure for hairy teeth
mad heiress: a film montage of harried executives accidentally dropping their cell phones into office toilets
mad heiress: the internet has run out of things to show us
mad heiress: that endless two-chord hollywood lounge trash vamp
mad heiress: glory! hired a band to follow me around and play my theme song whenever i walk into a room
mad heiress: of disagreements regarding indian cooking, we say "it's a naan issue"
mad heiress: someday your artist formerly known as prince will come
mad heiress: your one-stop-shop for art rock inessentials
mad heiress: where is it written that all philosophical sci-fi tv shows must have imitation philip glass sountracks?
mad heiress: where covid meets covfefe
mad heiress: a booger in hand is worth two in the nose
mad heiress: answering the question that's on everyone's mind: 'how are drag queens dealing with the lockdown?'
mad heiress: love has its joke sometimes
mad heiress: the best girls grew up in irish bars
mad heiress: boba fett vs chaka khan/star trek ii: the wrath of chaka khan
mad heiress: wilding with teresa
mad heiress: hoochie meets coochie, loses coochie
mad heiress: shooting out car tires sounds like lots of fun
mad heiress: music always sounds better when it's drifting in from the next room
mad heiress: and you shall judge us by our trail of dead
mad heiress: oregano ratbone says "hi"
mad heiress: honesty is outlawed. drunk driving is mandatory. robbery is not only legal, but encouraged.
mad heiress: big times, small people
mad heiress: we'd say what we mean but the words get in the way
mad heiress: around here, it's always september 10th
mad heiress: why can't the kennedys stop dying?
mad heiress: writing all our hip hop rhymes in olde englysh
mad heiress: wholly untroubled by original thought since 1972
mad heiress: fighting shock with apathy since 2012
mad heiress: because life is only a part-job job
mad heiress: where high art and low deeds collide
mad heiress: making it into heaven and then complaining about the harp music
mad heiress: glory! invented an ice cream that combines cookies and cream with munster cheese called cookie munster
mad heiress: glory! got married in the large hadron collider and divorced in the dyson sphere
mad heiress: where the acne scars of youth meet the wrinkles of old age
mad heiress: glory! managed a punk group of homeless musicians called vagabond and the tent cities
mad heiress: the grass is always greener when it bursts up through concrete
mad heiress: hoarding ventilators since 1979
mad heiress: anime gif of the zapruder film in 5...4...3...2...
mad heiress: 40 acres and a sexbot
mad heiress: just make sure your killers are heroes
mad heiress: surveil me, baby
mad heiress: the voyages of the interstellar elderflower
mad heiress: if jesus were alive today he'd play bass and sing harmony in a freak-folk indie collective
mad heiress: leaving our own indelible stain on western culture
mad heiress: glory! formed a cruise ship funk band called covid 19 and the high city sneezers
mad heiress: jesus voted sexiest man no longer alive by people magazine
mad heiress: muppet vs elephant
mad heiress: glory! became the first man cuckolded on mars
mad heiress: satisfaction through inaction
mad heiress: no transnational outside our jurisdiction
mad heiress: tales of adventure, as told by extraordinarily wide men
mad heiress: glory! published my memoirs under the title capering under a gibbous moon
mad heiress: when your life motto is "dance like simon cowell is watching"
mad heiress: someday you'll look at the data with a fresh set of eyes
mad heiress: licensed purveyors of a vast bibbeldy nothingness
mad heiress: where are my fucking octagonal synth drums?
mad heiress: glory! got all my friends using the phrase "that's about as useful as a pig dipped in shit"
mad heiress: with a nose like that, she's gotta be into virginia woolf
mad heiress: become a hero or an absolute disaster of a human being
mad heiress: so crazy out of love right now
mad heiress: not so much flirting with disaster as full-on fellating it at 4am in the dairy queen parking lot
mad heiress: medically-induced comma/oxford coma/girlfriend in a comma
mad heiress: "it felt weirdly authentic"
mad heiress: sullied by the nelly cargo
mad heiress: czechoslovakian vacationers gone wild
mad heiress: the girl with the dagon tatoo
mad heiress: okinawan pop music forever
mad heiress: crunk simply so that others may simply crunk
mad heiress: who put their foot in my porridge?
mad heiress: where flesh meets metal
mad heiress: the journey of 1,000 crooked miles begins with a single misstep
mad heiress: sliming you from afar since 1823
mad heiress: the anality of evil
mad heiress: shit so thick you need a gomstick
mad heiress: lately fascinated with the color three
mad heiress: simon and simon vs simon and schuster and garfunkle
mad heiress: he died with a falafel in his hand
mad heiress: duchess with a nuclear device
mad heiress: when life is an ongoing revelation that you haven't been cynical enough
mad heiress: friends with fiduciary benefits
mad heiress: books do heat a room
mad heiress: glory! applied for a job as a corporate jingle writer in north korea
mad heiress: making victimhood sexy since 2019
mad heiress: taking every opportunity to remind you how much fecal matter there is on the screen of your phone
mad heiress: sex is cool but have you tried leaping out a 40th-story window?
mad heiress: the first rule of mickey mouse fight club is we don't talk about mickey mouse fight club
mad heiress: a murder mystery wrapped in a bikini contest wrapped in a car wash
mad heiress: always leave them wanting less
mad heiress: man sneezes on self, others
mad heiress: no means yo
mad heiress: pass the dust, i think i'm bowie
mad heiress: endeavory splantoids/thrice divorced kneecap cheddar paste
mad heiress: scova notia eye shell
mad heiress: albinos shit white turds
mad heiress: only here for the yortles
mad heiress: operation t-shirt stupid bloody tuesday
mad heiress: a series of quiet yoinks
mad heiress: huffington lump pie/octopus sex broth/pinocchio rat licorice
mad heiress: conga line of the damned
mad heiress: octopus feces where none should be
mad heiress: three-piece cotton sandwich
mad heiress: tickle me in the wigwam
mad heiress: this is your brain on ganglioids
mad heiress: aim-assisted urination
mad heiress: lil' pompadour scratch/semi-multicolored caucasian/susie murderwrist
mad heiress: dark lark in a park with a bark shark
mad heiress: dead cake on bees
mad heiress: music designed to thrizzle/argyle trundle leap
mad heiress: if the crack bottoms don't get ya, the decider matrix will
mad heiress: "i'm 66 and both of you did not fail to disappoint"
mad heiress: merengue dengue fever
mad heiress: slithery gorn reminder/batch wankery/part-swoop the tootie
mad heiress: bed, bath & beyond bankruptcy
mad heiress: when the smoke clears you'll wish you'd accepted that offer of a circumcision
mad heiress: do not goof gently into that good night
mad heiress: where mistletoe meets cameltoe
mad heiress: trouserless trendsetters vs motherless bedwetters
mad heiress: crumblebrag - an attempted bragging so unsuccessful it crumbles into failure before being fully uttered
mad heiress: convincing the g8 nations to attain carbon-neutral nocturnal emissions by 2030
mad heiress: never hire a stripper named ethel
mad heiress: it's not edible unless you tackle it
mad heiress: not another godam froyo store
mad heiress: for you, sweden is becoming unbearable
mad heiress: world war three will be started by a gender-reveal party
mad heiress: the fruehauffian ostinato hear 'round the world
mad heiress: 99 problems but a botched twitter buyout ain't one
mad heiress: world war three shall be fought with follower counts
mad heiress: ten tons of catastrophe on a sixty-pound frame
mad heiress: with a face like an old brown shoe, how could he possibly fail?
mad heiress: those cats were kung fu twitter fighting, their tweet wars were electrifying
mad heiress: drunk in the flaubertian sense
mad heiress: "alexa, tell me about pizzagate"
mad heiress: encouraging unclassifiable odors since 1938
mad heiress: my leg is wet and i cannot give it to the governor no more
mad heiress: cavernous milf vs ginormous milf
mad heiress: half a modern machine whose mouth moves
mad heiress: it's never too late to stop starting over
mad heiress: time dips and quips like a monkey's chin
mad heiress: background music for a student traffic safety film
mad heiress: he likes him a big-legged woman
mad heiress: 100 years of liturgical regurgitants
mad heiress: twin tops my nubbins they did lay
mad heiress: a face is a leathery unforgetful thing
mad heiress: lives do matter/lives don't matter
mad heiress: living for text messages from dead men
mad heiress: we're all living in a piñata universe, city's on fire go invite it to burn
mad heiress: salty suzi mccroppin's recipe for musical success = "anything at all + disco bottom"
mad heiress: "please send me evenings and weekends"
mad heiress: perils and diseases elbow their way through the day
mad heiress: kokopelle vs buddha
mad heiress: bold and silky substrate
mad heiress: he owned ugly hats, but wore them well
mad heiress: caught picking your nose in a room full of mirrors
mad heiress: eunice spypod now grows lurkfruit just past the city limit
mad heiress: it's the end of the world and teenagers are still wearing their backpacks slung over one shoulder
mad heiress: putting harpsichord all over hip hop backing tracks since 1783
mad heiress: where smart people go to act dumb
mad heiress: the aeroplanes and helicopters pass much closer now
mad heiress: place the pipper over the poodle and squeeze the trigger
mad heiress: how you gunna do yer hair when you all growed up?
mad heiress: in the future, women will have breasts all over
mad heiress: frisbee fuzzbox bloobing boobily
mad heiress: join with hollywood in celebrating the pornography of violence
mad heiress: do you believe us now?